Ringo Starr Can`t Be Bothered

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

Due to his massively busy schedule, Ringo will no longer sign autographs anymore and he hates you, but peace and love!
There are 47 comments:
Female 1
Ringo`s been answering fan mail by himself for something like 40 years. He`s also been poo on all these years by as being the untalented one, (which isn`t true). Two of his three best friends are dead, one of them murdered. I can cut him slack any day of the week. I saw the video and thought he seemed a bit "in the bag".. he didn`t sound like himself. I don`t really care. I`ll always be a fan. No doubt he`s been also hounded by people wanting autographs to exploit. He`s a hard working guy and it`s well over due to cut off the BS that comes at him non-stop. I`ll continue to buy his CD`s and go to his All-Starr concerts. Peace and love!
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Female 1
What about that simpson episode where marge paints burns, he loves to answer letters to fans lol probably got too much
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Female 139
at least he made a warning about it, and has a cut off date.but i bet he will get tonnnnnns of mail before the 20th, depending on when this was posted.
i bet a bunch of stars couldnt even be bothered to sign anything they got in the mail.
kind of sucks though.
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Male 228
NO, YOU LIVE A LIFE OF PURE LUXURY. YOUR FANS MADE YOU YOUR MILLIONS. DON"T BE SUCH A WHINY DICK! SHOW YOUR FANS SOME RESPECT. TIL YOU DIE!
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Male 12
He was in the Beatles? I didn`t know that - I thought he was famous for narrating in Thomas the Tank Engine. He`s a tosser any way you look at it...
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Male 3
People need to show more respect for Ringo, although I forgive you if you don`t understand why he made this video,

For the past 35+ years Ringo has attempted to personally reply to EVERY bit of fan mail that he recieves. So give him a break for gods sake...

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Female 553
I absolutely adore Ringo. I try to see him whenever he`s in Chicago. I went downtown for his birthday when his only wish was for everyone to say "Peace & Love" at noon. He gave out free cake to everyone. I still like his last three albums.

Then...this. I`m so disappointed! I have lost a lot of respect for Mr. Starkey. I have to tell myself that something major is happening in his life, and this is some sort of drunk vlogging. He does video updates on his site all the time, so the videos are nothing new. I just hope he`s okay, and that he hasn`t become a real Hollywood jerk.

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Male 228
D-O-U-C-H-E
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Male 493
I wonder if he was the Walrus? Oh well Helter Skelter was awesome. I`m learning to play that on the drums. Peace and Love.
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Male 1,766
I guess everyone after a while gets tired of being told they are awesome
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Female 35
This so makes me want to write him now, something tells me since he was always the least popular beatle that maybe this is his passive agressive way of getting alot of mail? Reverse psychology?
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Female 1,186
"i`m warning you with peace and love"
his whole video was like one big paradox
i luffs you ringo starr

"WTF!!!
You mean to tell me there still another Beatles left alive? Anyways....who really cared about the Beatles anyways...they weren`t THAT good!!!"

pfft, hater

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Female 1,071
His psychic told him he would die on the 20th.. hes just trying to prepare you all.
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Female 15,763
Fame is a curse.
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Male 2,076
It`s a hard life being famous, especially for a Beatle.
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Female 442
You know, now everyone that wants something signed is going to send their $h!t to him all at one time, and he`ll just go through hell.
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Male 2,720
well you know what his real name is, right? dick asskey. so it kinda makes sense.
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Male 339
He`s too busy wishing he was still as popular he used to be.
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Female 134
Oh no! I`m running out of time!
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Male 4,004
Who`s still sending Fan Mail to Ringo Starr haha?
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Male 1,002
What does he even do these days that makes him so busy anyway? That sh.tty elevator music band he`s in? Receiving royalties? Buying new houses and adding on to existing ones? If he`s so overwhelmed with whatever the hell he`s doing, why doesn`t he just stop? I mean.. it`s not like he`s trying to make ends meet. I guess it`s all okay though because of "peace and love". Peace and love will make it all better. He`s not a cranky old washed up rockstar, he`s a free-spirited hippie!
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Female 1,006
lol, did he have to read that off if a card or something? I used to think he was kind of cool. Now he seems like he`s just a douche. I mean, I understand they guy is old and probably can`t remember how to sign his name anymore, but damn.
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Female 2,258
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr
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Male 274
Who was the forth coachroach?
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Female 2,258
Why`s Ringo being such a dick?

And, saying "peace and love" as many times as you can think of doesn`t help make you seem like less of a douche.

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Male 274
LOL
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Male 817
Does this mean there will be a market for envelopes postmarked before October 20th??????

I better get busy, fifty bucks worth of postage may very well make me rich on e-bay!!!!!

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Male 274
I liked Lennon, after he left the roosterroachs ;)

Funny thing is that I just baught John last release on CD yesterday.

I think that they were selling Ringos as coasters and they still didn`t sell ;)

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Male 55
Ringo is so up himself. As they always say, `he isn`t the best drummer in the world...he wasn`t even the best drummer in the beatles`

The best thing he has done in his career was Thomas the Tank Engine.

I mean, i love the Beatles, but out of four, why are only the 2 s**tty ones still alive?

There is no god

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Male 274
I wonder if he would sign my cats trud
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Male 3,483
Hmmm, it`s still only the 15th...
Hurry up everyone! Send as much crap to him as humanly possible!!
Remember he said if the date on the envelope is after the 20th, so even if you send it on the 21st, date it the 20th, or earlier!
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Female 4,039
Why the heck would anyone want Ringo`s autograph? We all know it was all about John.

SeanKerr001 - I thought the same thing. We should totally do that.

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Male 1,765
I never liked the Beatles, never understand the big hype about them, not years ago, not now.
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Male 254
WTF!!!
You mean to tell me there still another Beatles left alive? Anyways....who really cared about the Beatles anyways...they weren`t THAT good!!!
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Male 374
wow so much peace and love from dear old ringo.
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Male 274
What a buttmunch, I didn`t like him when he was in The roosterrouchs and I didn`t start likeing him now!!!!

Hey Ringo, sign this.......

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Male 47
that is ringo star i know that voice anywhere its the voice of Thomas the Tank narrator woot i was bought up on that voice
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Female 143
That was Ringo Starr, I saw it on the news yesterday in class. What a way to keep fans.

Good job, Ringo.

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Male 366
ringo really did make this statement, but I don`t think this is really Ringo in this video
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Male 2,313
I`m not convinced that was the real Ringo. If it was, then there`s a reason he stood behind Lennon and McCartney.
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Male 460
FEAR THE PEACE AND LOVE!
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Male 140
I`ve never thought of sending Ringo Starr fan mail before, mostly due to the fact that I don`t care. But now I kind of want to send him some, just to piss him off.
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Male 266
5 days left!!! hurry! peace and love.
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Male 773
whos gonna sign my balls now?
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Female 94
I`m sorry, but why exactly should I care?
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Male 66
OK.....
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Male 1,620
Link: Ringo Starr Can`t Be Bothered [Rate Link] - Due to his massively busy schedule, Ringo will no longer sign autographs anymore and he hates you, but peace and love!
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