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Date: 10/18/08 09:31 PM

77 Responses to Real Life Cabbage Patch Kid

  1. Profile photo of ichamps
    ichamps Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Link: Real Life Cabbage Patch Kid - And he sings too!
  2. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    haha I love this kid!
  3. Profile photo of condor335
    condor335 Male 18-29
    88 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    scary
  4. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    wha...?

    what is it...

  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    I want to prick his cheeks and watch the pus just spew forth in torrents as he screams curses at me in latin.
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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    For some reason... this made me really angry.
  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    Maybe.. he had teeth pulled...?

    o-o;

  8. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    What was that growl at the beginning? o.0
  9. Profile photo of Medi
    Medi Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Zerro: For some reason... this made me really angry.
    _____________________________________________________

    It`s okay. Chubby kids singing Cabbage Patch Kid songs make me angry, too.

    Really though, this kid should be put on a diet. He doesn`t look to healthy there.

  10. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    For some reason it creeped me out. I was like "awwww" when I saw the kid, but the voice seems like it shouldn`t match him for some reason. I don`t know why...but.....it was creepy to me lol
  11. Profile photo of usmarine0400
    usmarine0400 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    I`m actually weirded out by that.
  12. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    those cheeks almost look fake..

    but this is so frickin cute

  13. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    this is....really eerie and sort of screams mental child abuse to me.
  14. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    I bet it took a week of physical abuse just to get the eyebrow dance.

    Poor kid, here comes a life of ridicule. D:

  15. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Yeah, I found this creepy
    XD
    It was cute at first, but his cheeks are waaaay too chubby.
    Also, the end, with the eyebrows...
    O__O;
  16. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    That was insanely cute and funny at the same time. XP
  17. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    I`m not sure I see what is cute about a morbidly obese child. It`s sad really.. there`s no reason for him to look that way. Poor parenting is all it boils down to.
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    hellervon Male 30-39
    274 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Cute and Funny, that was disgusting. That kid is going to be luck if he sees his teen years. Thick boned my ass. Maybe he should cut down his breakfast to 2 pancakes and not 20. Sad and sick video. ;-/
  19. Profile photo of Medi
    Medi Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Lauraly, that was my first thought. At first I thought he was having an allergic reaction or another condition that caused his face to swell. Then, I saw how chubby is body was. *sigh*

    Who really needs good parenting and healthy habits anyways?

  20. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    wait.. is that his real voice??? wtf..
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    I know parents who would have children like this.

    Fat themselves, low self-esteem, figure that their child would be cute and fat and pampered and isolated and innocent

  22. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    SO CUTE AND FUNNY.

    i liked how his head moved.

  23. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    ...Forget the question of health, this video was creepy!!! Scary devil child. He`s only using his cuteness to lure you in before devouring you. You know why the camera shook at the end? Because his tentacles were extending from his legs to grasp the person holding it so he could eat them. That`s why he`s so fat, because humans are filled with trans fats.
  24. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    he`s lipsyncing. the original song is by a little girl, and that`s her voice.

    the things my girlfriend listens to...

    he does look like a cabbage-patch kid, though.

  25. Profile photo of pageturner8
    pageturner8 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    ugh

    theres nothing quite as sickening as morbidly obese children

  26. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
  27. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Creeeeeppppyyyyyy
  28. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    hey you got somethin on your chin...other one...no down a few

    not the right place to say it but i just thought id throw it out there. whats wrong with his cheeks..hopefully hes having an allergic reaction to some poo

  29. Profile photo of jlg_tm
    jlg_tm Female 13-17
    64 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    That is horrible. What do they feed that kid? Two cows a day?
  30. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    i just threw up in my mouth... come to think of it this pizza does taste kinna weird
  31. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Politically incorrect time!!

    FATTY FAT FAT FATTY FAT FAT FAT FATTY FAT FAT

  32. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    aw, some of you guys are meannnnnn.

    Despite his mild child obesity, he`s adorable :]

  33. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    ... mild?
  34. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    I want to bitch slap his mom and crack a 2x4 upside his dad`s head. That is a fuced up thing to do to your kid
  35. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    BAH! My arch nemesis!
  36. Profile photo of triSARAtops
    triSARAtops Female 13-17
    97 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    How did his cheeks get like that? That`s not normal...

    I love his eyebrows at the end xD

  37. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    i think any child that his age that is close to 70 lbs or more with out a medical disability for
    obesity needs to be taken away from their parents
    and be put on a diet so they can be heathly later in life
    i know its horrible for a kid to be taken away from their parents yes...but the way that kid looks
    and the way most little kids look...they need help...maybe not taken away from their parents
    but somthing needs to be done about it literally...
    i feel so sorry for the kid, its not his fault about the video
    or how much he ways so leave the fat jokes to ya self
  38. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:32 am
    Holy... he looks like he`s going to pop!!
  39. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:47 am
    I honestly can`t wrap my head around this child being real. I think it`s just a animated puppet or something, I don`t know, but it LOOKS fake.
  40. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:50 am
    I`td be funnier if didnt know he was miming. Even so, that kid freaks the sh*t outa me.
  41. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 1:02 am
    ugh im going to hell for laughing at this.
  42. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 1:49 am
    Things like this are the parents fault. I used to work in this restaurant...and like once a week this lady brought her 8 year old to eat. The "little girl`s" order ALONE was as follows:

    2 small loaves of bread
    Side Salad
    20 hot wings
    1 pretty big basket of fries

    And she would clean the table. Sickening. All it takes is the mother saying "no".

  43. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 2:47 am
    peloos... that`s disgusting. I just don`t understand why parents let their kids get away with nearly all the poo they do. It`s mind boggling. Are people just that afraid of laying down some ground rules? Are they too lazy? Do they just not give a damn? What is so difficult about saying "no."? You hear all the time about parents complaining that if they try to keep their kids from doing something how they give in because the kid puts up a fuss... if you didn`t give in, they`d learn eventually that throwing a tantrum doesn`t get them anywhere... they cry because they know it works.
  44. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:19 am
    ...I don`t even know what to say.
  45. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:39 am
    That`s not the kid`s voice, this is the actual video the song`s from:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6...
  46. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:43 am
    Poor fat kid, that`s child abuse, and he should be rescued from his parents.
  47. Profile photo of monial
    monial Male 30-39
    18 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:54 am
    I don`t understand how any of you guys can be disgusted at something so obviously CGI. It screams FAKE ! Look at stif lips, "dead" eyes, non blinking (once) and eyebrow movement..comooon....
  48. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 6:39 am
    hahaha, that was kinda cute lawl. He can`t even see when he smiles hahaha XD
  49. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 6:39 am
    of course....if it is fake.
  50. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:01 am
    I think this kid`s got a future.
  51. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:46 am
    LOL.
  52. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:49 am
    monial, stfu n00b
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:59 am
    Gross. Why do parents always think their fat mutant hellspawn are cute?
  54. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    omg duffy how could you???

    how could you hit it tight on the dot so effin true

  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Johnny Christ, I want to punch this kid so hard in the face it`s not even funny.

    I want to prop him up on a chair, run as fast as I can down a football field, and just KICK him as hard as I can into a busy freeway.

    That made me angry. F*ckin kid.

  56. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    No, seriously, that ruined my whole day.

    I want to tie him to the roof of my car, and roll it off a cliff.

    I don`t know why this angered me so much, I just want to pop him I guess.

  57. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    IT`S IKE BROFLOVSKI!!!
  58. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    "
    IT`S IKE BROFLOVSKI!!!"

    F*CK BROFLOVSKI, I`M GOING TO FIND THAT GUY WHO WENT BACK IN TIME VIA THE PORTAL UNDER HIS SINK, AND IM GOING TO GO BACK TO WHEN THIS VIDEO WAS CREATED, TAKE THE CAMERA, AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE KID SINGING, SO NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE TO LAY THEIR EYES ONTO THIS ABOMINATION.

  59. Profile photo of turtledude
    turtledude Male 18-29
    70 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    \/\/\/THIS\/\/\/
  60. Profile photo of turtledude
    turtledude Male 18-29
    70 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  61. Profile photo of malliecae
    malliecae Female 18-29
    68 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    "must buy Cabbage Patch Kid"...
  62. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    goddamnit kyle!


    he reminds me of cartman

  63. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    i do hope that kid dies of a coranary soon ¬¬
  64. Profile photo of Pureone43
    Pureone43 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Haha! Where can I buy him?
  65. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    "Saturday, October 18, 2008 9:36:39 PM
    I want to prick his cheeks and watch the pus just spew forth in torrents as he screams curses at me in latin."


    .....urrrrrrm....

    D:

  66. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    uhhh what....? lol
  67. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    everyone else is bashing on him and his parents because he looks so fat... i was thinking that maybe he had oral surgery... ya know? that stuff makes your face swell..
  68. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    erk... i... just...so...drating cute...yet so....
    erGH MUST KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i dont know why, but i cant look at that kid without wanting to stab him in the face
  69. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    yup. i jsut watched it again.
    im definatly going to make it a goal of mine to beat that kid
  70. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    damn, that kid probably weighs more than i do.
  71. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Ok, two problems;
    Kid`s not singing, he`s mouthing the words.
    Due to his rolls and rolls of fat, all facial movements are horribly grotesque and exaggerated. I want to sodomize his parents for not teaching proper eating habits, or at least saying that he can have fun outside too, as opposed to sitting down with a gallon of icecream and watching whatever the hell kids love these days...what it is? Softcore porn? Yeah. That`s it.
  72. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:02 am
    "I want to sodomize his parents for not teaching proper eating habits,"

    You want to anally rape both his parents for allowing him to be fat? Awesome man. Some people are into building model airplanes but you happen to go for the bad parents. Thats cool.

  73. Profile photo of seankerr001
    seankerr001 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:30 am
    That song makes me want to listen to death metal.
  74. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:32 am
    umm... omg...
  75. Profile photo of jimbot
    jimbot Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:53 am
    i think the kid is probably sick. He`s probably taking steriods which is causing his face to be large. It is not his fault or his parents. Blame the doctors :P
  76. Profile photo of RoniC
    RoniC Female 40-49
    148 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    The child most likely has mumps.
  77. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    January 13, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    that would be an awesome start to a death metal song

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