Palin As President

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.palinaspresident.com/

Can you imagine if Sarah Palin became President? You can now--just click around.
There are 71 comments:
Female 168
BarackAsPresident!
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Female 139
i loved on the empty places for degrees and such the one says "learning`s hard" that was pretty funny
also whent he dinosaur walked past the window
:)
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Male 4,680
Didn`t find it funny until I opened the door and clicked on the deer. Then I nearly shat myself laughing.
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Male 73
I can`t vote
I don`t care

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Male 1,085
Hilarious.

"Didn`t graduate."

Lol

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Female 32
Drill, Baby, Drill.
That made me giggle =D
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Male 686
Oh and I can say - and I`m choosing my words very carefully here - with all the happiness in my heart that im so glad I`m only 15 and not American, because at the moment I don`t give two donkey sh*ts about who you people decide to pilot your crashing plane.

It`s like dressing as a kid and deciding between a paedophile and Michael Jackson (if those two aren`s already the same thing.)

Either way you`re going to get drated.

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Male 88
Sarah Palin is awesome. Those who use ad hominem attacks as an attempt to discredit her are showing themselves to be severely lacking in intelligence.
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Male 182
This. Was. Beyond. Amazing.
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Male 686
Did anyone else spin the Globe until it landed on their country? No? Just me?
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Male 1,232
Haha, that`s pretty cool! :P
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Male 118
There will be no flame wars in the future...


only Ron Paul!

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Male 734
"Yet everyone who says it has yet to support it"

How about the fact that he thinks a government can be run without money? He basically wants to abolish income taxes, and that`s what it would amount to. Other taxes couldn`t come close to supporting our nation, especially given how much we owe everybody already.

He thinks that separation of church and state is a war against religion. I don`t think I need to explain THAT flaw any further.

Oh, and he IS a standard R/D candidate, because he ran as a Republican candidate in the primaries.

Look, the guy has some valid views (and some which are about the same level as those above), be he`s still crazy in many aspects.

But I`ll tell you what: if you can give me a decent argument on how separation of church and state is a war on religion, I`ll concede that he`s not crazy.

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Male 445
RON PAUL!
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Female 1,496
Ron Paul is my hero. He is the wind beneath my wings. It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that`s your way. You always walked a step behind. So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you`re my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle,`cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
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Male 2,313
sgdp, it`s because shallow people fear real change, they only want the fake promises of change their R/D candidates make.
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Female 553
Dragonlord, I`ve heard the crazy claim on Ron Paul more times than I can count. Probably a number higher than Palin can count. (Snide...)

Yet everyone who says it has yet to support it. Is leaving other countries alone crazy? It`s saving a dollar that is crashing below 3% value crazy? Is giving the states more power than D.C. crazy?

I just don`t get what the claim about crazy is.

*Look up Stephen Colbert`s spoof on Ron Paul being crazy*

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Male 2,313
Ron Paul is crazy because he isn`t a typical R/D candidate?
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Male 2,313
Dragonlord, do you have a brain tumor?
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Male 734
"ever, if you have any self respect vote Ron Paul `08"

Honestly? I think I`d prefer Palin to him. Palin is bathshît crazy and makes everybody laugh with her stupidity, while Ron Paul is just bathshît crazy. And if this country is going to sink any lower than it already is, I want to go out laughing.

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Male 2,553
funny but extremely scary.
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Male 158
now we need an obama one where he`s doing coke
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Male 2,313
Mildly funny. However, if you have any self respect vote

Ron Paul `08

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Male 9,305
I`m scared now. >_<
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Male 168
this is awesome
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Female 15,763
Palin`s like a dumb little puppy trying to win a pitbull fight.
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Male 151
stay tuned for more incredibly insightful commentary from elkingo...


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Male 3,301
The Deer made me crack up.
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Female 370
I lol`d
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Female 91
Oh, come on, no matter who you`re rooting for, that`s funny stuff right there. The pit bull in her desk made me giggle.
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Female 1,190
OMG the deer! :0
poor deer...
McCain FTW palin,...not so much :(
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Female 779
Heh, pretty good. But seriously Palin was a pooty choice for VP. McCain himself his a good guy but dear god...
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Male 7,933
"Hell, if McCain and Palin take the whitehouse, NONE of us will be Americans anymore almost."


.....Wait, What?

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Male 3,255
I honestly feel sorry for Republicans.

McCain vs Obama was awesome, I felt like, even though I agreed more with Obama on a few things, McCain wining was still a pretty good thing.

McCain made a HORRIBLE choice with that ignorant pile of poo Palin. Now I`d rather not be an American anymore than see McCain win. Hell, if McCain and Palin take the whitehouse, NONE of us will be Americans anymore almost.

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Male 5,620
also, did your pot selling buddies launch your career? Would you hire a guy who hangs out with drug dealers, if you worked at a drug rehap facility?
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Male 1,182
lol it took me a while then i laughed out whats outside the windows
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Male 7,933
"Does that make me any different? No. Why would it make politicians any different?"

Because you dont take in any of my tax dollars.
Would your friend matter to your possible employer?

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Male 2,486
"You don`t put a junior senator with NO accomplishments, (especially one with questionable friends and a questionable background) in charge of a country. "

I`m friends with two people who got thrown in jail for beating the sh*t out of someone because he wouldn`t give them their cut of the cash for selling weed.

Does that make me any different? No. Why would it make politicians any different?

The sad truth is, our country is screwed either way, so stop arguing, and cower in a corner awaiting the inevitable.

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Male 7,933
"Yeah, but in real life, the cold hard truth is the complete opposite of what you said. Calling Palin experienced is like saying Bush is a good president. Neither are true. Learn to read facts, not make up republican lies."

I think we have previously established that you dont know what a truth is.

A statement with no verification or supporting detail is not exactly a fact.

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Male 976
I have a feeling that it would be much, much worse.
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Male 7,933
LOL!!!!!

*click on dirk Nowitzski


"Now thats a Maverick"


I LOVE IT!!!

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Male 432
Iranistan!
North Koreastan!
...Somethinstan
I can see Alaska from here!
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Male 5,620
liberal propaganda
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Male 476
lucehlow, u have anger insues
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Male 476
lol
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Male 2,148
Aye.

This is a good idea, well thought out, but I think it was poorly executed.

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Female 164
Okay, that does it, I`m moving to Canada.
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Male 324
all those in favor of destroying palin say I
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Female 367
She actually did say, "drill, baby, drill" and said that dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time.
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Male 324
just saying ive lived in alaska for 4 years and since had to deal with so many stereotypes and now palin is a complete stereotype and shes not even from alaska (sorry to rant)
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Female 357
bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbiiiiiiiiiiitch!

stupid selfish empathy-less COW

hell is made for people like her

grr

she make lucy mad =]

xlucyx

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Male 756
I don`t understand how Obama is "unqualified", and a "bus boy"...
Palin`s college education ended at the University of Idaho; she earned a bachelor`s degree in journalism.
Obama is a graduate of Harvard Law School.

And ANYWAYS there`s one fact; NONE of the candidates are experienced as President or Vice president. NONE of them have ran a WHOLE COUNTRY.

So blah.
It`s a funny link, enjoy the satirical aspects. Don`t get all butt hurt over a joke.

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Male 366
"I`s rather have President Palin than Obama any day. She`s more qualified and by far less dangerous."

Yeah, but in real life, the cold hard truth is the complete opposite of what you said. Calling Palin experienced is like saying Bush is a good president. Neither are true. Learn to read facts, not make up republican lies.

Honestly, I don`t see how people still support McCain and Palin. You`d either have to be someone who is gun crazy, or someone who is just plain dumb.

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Female 406
Bwahahahahahaahahahahaharofl.
That`s all I have to say.
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Male 3,255
"Obama is a busboy wannabe waiter."

A busboy wannabe waiter who would never try to pass laws based on his personal beliefs.

Good enough for me. I would much rather have an intelligent busboy than some ignorant, blind fool that`s gonna decide how I live my life based on his\her religion.

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Male 46
Wow... I can`t wait for the Obama one. And I want to see what Hillary would do if the phone rang at 3AM.
And even though I am for McCain, Tankity, your comment was unnecessary.
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Male 1,461
Dammit! I just came on IAB to submit this.


Pretty funny link though.

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Male 111
i heart this site
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Male 734
Sad, but so true.
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Male 740
someone had a bug crawl up his ass...
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Male 358
You are an idiot.

I`s rather have President Palin than Obama any day. She`s more qualified and by far less dangerous.

Obama never wrote a single piece of legislature as a senator. He voted "present" instead of for/against anything nearly 200 times. He has accomplished nothing as an elected official and has NEVER been in CHARGE of ANYTHING. The ONLY reason he`s on the ticket is because he`s not an old white guy.

If the chef of your 5-star restaurant retired, would you replace him with the busboy who SAYS he can do a better job, but has never SHOWN you that he could? No. You hire another chef.

Look at the candidate`s list of accomplishments: McCain`s menu may not be what you`d prefer, but he`s a chef, Palin is a sous chef and Obama is a busboy wannabe waiter.

You don`t put a junior senator with NO accomplishments, (especially one with questionable friends and a questionable background) in charge of a country.

That`s just absurd.

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Female 25
Go Mavs! MFFL!
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Male 848
This is the best game ever.
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Male 756
D:
When I shot the deer I jumped SO drating hard. XD

This is hilarious...
Seriously.
Good submission.

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Male 177
Lol, turn on the T.V. and watch it for a good 15 seconds.
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Male 4,004
The best part, was clicking on the "Oooh, he looks impor`ant" frame,and looking at Tom Cruise, and clicking on him fast enough so he looks like he;s pleasuring his Lord Xenu.
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Male 632
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Female 281
Ha, niiice.
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Male 369
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! not good
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Male 61
lol
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Male 264
Link: Palin As President [Rate Link] - Can you imagine if Sarah Palin became President? You can now--just click around.
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