Monkey Bee

Submitted by: Backfat 8 years ago in Weird

I got your WTF for the day right here.
There are 51 comments:
Male 85
I say Good Job!!!
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Female 119
that is such an annoying song.

--> fallenagelz11!!11
why should they learn how to speak english?
why dont you learn how to speak chinese, du schmock?

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Male 285
y dont they jus learn how to speak english! .. jk lol .. its got a good feel to it once it gets strtd .. almost dint get that far tho cuz that first girls voice is annoyin
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Female 110
"This is a scene from Jamie Hewlett`s "Monkey: Journey to the West", a stage production he put together in China that is based off the very well-known Chinese legend of the `monkey king`."

Oh, THAT`s why it reminded me of the Peking Opera. I saw Monkey King. I have a feeling it would`ve been more enjoyable if I`d known what they were saying, though...

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Female 110
Sounds and looks like Peking Opera, except prettier sounding and modernized... and it doesn`t make you want to claw your ears off.
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Male 115
I actually like it! I cant understand what they are saying but I like the video.
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Male 276
What the Hell??????
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Female 929
WFTonTOAST. DX

Hehe the Mr Sparkle / Homer Simpson episode was on today. :D ..This is way freakier.

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Male 123
OK, WTF. I`m like asian, I study Chinese, I speak Chinese, I read Chinese... BUT I DON`T UNDERSTAND 90% OF THIS.

The way they say it is just plain weird. And anyone realise its similarity in tune to the Beijing olympics monkey thing? (posted on IAB awhile ago)

The only things i could get it
"YONG WAN LE HUAN GEI NI" (I`ll return to you after i`ve used it)
"BIE NA ME XIAO QI MA" (Don`t be so petty)


But mainly i think i couldn`t get it because the damn words were written in letters. And my chinese sucks.

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Male 42
Ok.. I guess now would be a good time to make my IAB debut (been lurking a long time). The story is about the monkey king aka Goku before DBZ. He`s on a journey to the west. He sees a mountain on fire and he needs to borrow that lady`s fan to put it out. The lady is the steel fan princess. A partial translation would be "Can i borrow your prized fan to use? I`ll give it back when I`m done. Don`t be so selfish." And this is repeated over and over again.. Hope that helps!!
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Female 27
How does no one know what this is from?!
This is a scene from Jamie Hewlett`s "Monkey: Journey to the West", a stage production he put together in China that is based off the very well-known Chinese legend of the "monkey king". While on the cheesy side, I`d say this is a VERY well put-together video of one of the battle scenes. Damon Albarn (Gorillaz and Blur) did the music.
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Male 8,300
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Female 15,763
Context, please.
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Female 2,258
What in the hell did I just watch? Seriously guys.

What I would do for an accurate translation...

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Female 913
W......T.......F?????? Where`s the Asian IABer`s when you need them?
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Male 503
i wouldnt say this is my wtf... i think this is just stupid. a wtf for me has to make me need to watch the vid over and over to understand what happened or why they did that.. i have neither questions for this
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Male 247
Considering the kinds of things that emerge from Asian cinema and entertainment these days, I can`t say that quite makes it for me in the WTF category.

But it was somewhat interesting.

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Male 85
sounds cool.... but the vid deff has my wtf????
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Male 2,125
Okay heres some candy (or whatever the lady gave him), you got my WTF. Congrats =D
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Male 85
LOL, LOL ok , that got my WTF
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Male 94
Alright this is related to the Gorillaz thing for the Olympics...which i was totally feeling the link to the making of video in a previous post clarified that...
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Female 497
the monkey bee has vampire teeth..
he was funny.. xD
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Male 2,388
its quite good only dislike the music
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Male 3,482
I liked the music, lol.

I kind of wished I understood Chinese just to understand this.

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Male 1,685
with the captions, we can sing along!
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Female 4,028
That made my brain itch.
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Female 481
How did I know it was going to be Chinese..

WTF.

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Female 1,142
Catchy? o.o
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Female 1,269
that made me concerned...
whats going on? how bout english subs...
even through all that it was pretty awesome ^^
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Female 106
3 seconds and i couldn`t watch this anymore
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Male 445
Thank God it has the captions, I wouldn`t have understood any of it otherwise.
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Male 9,305
Awesome story. I need to get a book on Chinese legends and mythology. This stuff rocks.
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Male 1,365
I enjoyed this, see the beast man represented low.low prices, but the girl represents quality products, and in order for one to win, one must die...probably going to be quality products.
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Male 667
Ok if you hear a lot of desu desu and ne~ ne~ sound it`s Japanese, if you hear a lot of lung lang shing shung sound it`s Chinese, Obviously this is Chinese. drating idiot... and you`re 40-49 yrs old?
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Male 88
The translated lyric is WTF too... lol

http://www.onlylyrics.com/hits.php?grid=...

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Female 929
WFTonTOAST. DX

Hehe the Mr Sparkle / Homer Simpson episode was on today. :D ..This is way freakier.

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Male 1,894
here is all I got. It`s the YouTube description:

"In an exclusive YouTube worldwide premier, Jamie Hewlett, the visual mastermind behind Gorillaz and "Tank Girl", has crafted a live-action masterpiece to accompany the first single from the massively ambitious "Monkey: Journey To The West". The album, a collaboration with Damon Albarn, is out now on XL Recordings."

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Male 1,148
well that`s just.... WTF!? Seriously it makes NO sense, and still wouldn`t if it was in english!
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Male 123
This needs a translation. Either to clear things up, or make them even stranger.
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Male 3,296
its funny how china says they are the most technologically advanced nation and wuteva, but they cant get past making 19th century movies and videos
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Male 254
oh those crazy japanese are at it again.....
see; THIS is what happens when you drop a couple of nukes on a country and they still survive!!!! The later generations become insanely untalented and wierd!!!
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Male 325
interesting...
i think
definally a wtf for the day
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Male 99
this is by far the most WTF-i-est thing i have ever seen, well done backfat
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Male 54
yep, thats a wtf alright...
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Male 12,138
WTF is right Backfat. I know I`m hallucinating, funny thing is I can`t even remember taking the acid: musta been a helluva party.
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Male 2,245
oh man, i really hope that the monkey dude wins.
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Male 4,593
I think it was an ad for Wal-Mart.
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Male 686
I dont know what that was, but it made me orgasm with its awesomeness
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Male 105
Holy crud. Can someone give us an idea of what this is?
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Male 1,894
Link: Monkey Bee [Rate Link] - I got your WTF for the day right here.
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