Macintosh Virus Discovered

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Tech

A terrifying account of the first virus for the Macintosh is unleashed on and unsuspecting retail store.
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Male 3,619
Dr Rugs tells the words!

im with on that, XP > Vista > Mac

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Male 99
yea let`s get one thing straight here. PC owns Nuff Said, we don`t need your crappy user friendly OSX mac b/c if i wanted user friendly i would pick up vista, but i dont XP PRO OWNS THE WORLD
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Male 136
I hope my iMac doesn`t steal my soul through its iSight camera.

(By the way, anyone know where I can get that creepy vampire Finder image they used for the infected computers? I`m making that my wallpaper.)

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Female 27
Hm. I got a virus on my PC, FROM Apple software. I was hoping this might have some answers. Oh well. *sigh*
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Male 1,497
I knew Apple was hiding something. COMMUNISTS! THEY WANT ALL OF US TO JOIN OR DIE! WE MUST REVOLT AGAINST THE APPLE!

Pretty good video, I liked it.

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Male 1,164
sup dawg444 my friend has a virus on his mac and because he cudnt get any proper anti virus software he had to get it all rebooted
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Male 162
Haha! I knew there would be a Zombie infection in my life time, but I was expecting humans not Macs!
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Male 210
you know there`s already about 514 known viruses for macs.
I don`t know why you people listen to Mac ads, they`re complete BS.
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Male 118
rofl
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Female 649
gamerx47, yeah me too xD lol
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Male 330
1 minute and 37 seconds, then i cried...
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Male 2,553
lol
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Male 1,085
Huh? Uhhh...what? That was lame.
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Male 254
is this a horror movie for computer nerds?
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Male 1,894
SNORE.zzzzzzzzzzz.

huh, is it over yet?

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Male 11,740
That`s two minutes of my life I`ll never get back. I couldn`t take any more than that.
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Male 99
this video would have been so much better had they just not had a pooty harry potter-esque song looping the whole time. it makes it hard to turn up to listen. :-|
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Male 198
The only pretentious jackasses here are the people who think they are cool for commenting on internet videos.

Worry not, i see the hypocrisy in typing this.

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Male 1,556
Macs can get viruses too, but the "virusers(NAW)" don`t bother with a couple of ignorant fools who actually trust what TV says, ~AKA Macintosh users~

And what`s so hard about actullay letting your virus software update?

"ZOMG AM TRIEN TO PLAI RUNSCAP WTF IS THIS???///????////"Normal Update Started" ZOMG! WTF BBQ M8?

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Male 534
dude i don`t own a mac
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Male 5,970
Where can I find said virus? My friend always brags about his mac....
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Male 453
"Yea! With this virus, I`m TOTALLY gonna piss off like, 8 or 9 pretentious jackasses at some starbucks! It`ll be DEVASTATING!"

LMAO!

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Male 5,194
I`ve worked with Macs before, they pretty much just do that all the time anyway. After each fatality there`s a synthesized voice saying: "IT`S NOT MY FAULT."
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Male 633
There is some time travel in the video as well, in the tile sequence it says it is October 31, 2008.
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Female 553
Yeah, I thought this would be weird, but it wouldn`t go under funny as Giligadi said.

I have a Mac, because my profession recommends it. =\

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Female 660
welcome to the jungle,mac
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Male 3,255
@jareddevour

lol, what kind of dumbass would bother writing a virus for a mac?

"Yea! With this virus, I`m TOTALLY gonna piss off like, 8 or 9 pretentious jackasses at some starbucks! It`ll be DEVASTATING!"

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Male 3,463
"Blood? I hope it isn`t Johnny`s blood."

Acting? I hope it isn`t bad acting.

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Male 356
nice music. always good to go with the classics. too bad the video is mis-categorized... although putting it under `funny` would have been a bit of stretch, also.
bleah.
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Male 392
This proves it, Macs are made by satan
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Male 287
Haha, pretty entertaining. At first i thought it was an actual report on a real mac virus. Silly me.
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Female 15,763
Morgan, absolutely nothing. I would say, "I can say whatever I want because..." even if I just took a very large poop, or bought a kitten.

YOU DON`T QUESTION MY LOGIC! B:|

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Female 46
this isn`t to offend anyone at all so please don`t take it that way... but what in the world does applying for college/being accepted into college have to do with high standards and being able to say anything you want? lol. just didn`t make much sense to me! :p
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Female 15,763
Thanks guys, haha. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS.

And be wary of viruses, ones that give you the blue screen of death, and others that make it burn when you pee. Mmmm, college life.

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Male 138
very good.. the flash picture part reminded me of "Sunshine", another good movie.. :) :|
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Male 476
Wtfreak is up with the music...ding ding ding dingding ding ding dinding ding ding dinding ding ding dinding ding ding dinding ding ding ding.I curse this video
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Male 17,512
Just proof that apple is evil.
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Male 1,835
sweet. that was quite umm... interesting

congrats on college. i have 2 years to go :/

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Male 3,296
nah but seriously congrats, i know the hard work
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Male 3,296
mm am already in college so there :p
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Male 1,091
Hey congrats Opie, I`m really glad for you. It`s allways nice to know someones educational process is going well... So, enjoy the fruits of your labour Opie!!!
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Female 4,028
Terrifying... :-|
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Female 15,763
I have high standards!

I can say whatever i want because I finished all of my college applications today AND got accepted int two colleges already.

SO THERE.

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Male 285
and now i cant turn my bak onto my laptop .. phst ima hafta lock it away
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Male 1,091
I stopped watching this just because of the terribly loud background music... I couldn`t understand a lot about what the guys were sayin` because of it...

So it fails in that way... don`t know about the rest...

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Male 3,296
why are you so critical opie? gosh
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Male 3,296
mmm i love it,,,
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Male 281
Hmm. Only liked the quote frome Army Of Darkness. "I live again." Yeah im a horror film nerd.
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Female 15,763
That would`ve been a lot scarier if the acting was better.
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Male 679
I`d freak out if any inanimate object started doing that any time.
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Male 387
There`s already Mac viruses. They`ve always been there, but they`ve just multiplied due to the recent rise in purchase of Apple computers (which I believe is retarded) Even some of the main apple magazines have started making articles on how to protect Macs from viruses (my friend and his family are obsessed with apple products, and tell me this stuff).
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Male 1,766
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Female 46
lol! funny but so creepy! the music is a nice touch. i`d freak out if my macbook pro started doing that in the middle of the night!
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Male 207
For all I know tt might be the most hilarious video ever, but it`ll never be worth listening to that music.
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Male 868
OH NOEZ!
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Male 629
well, I thought the music was nice...
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Male 349
lol. Not bad..not bad at all. I thought it was a story about a real mac virus. I was scared for my numerous apple products for a moment. hahaha.
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Male 1,620
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