Little Kid Rides His Bike Into a Pole

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Funny

Hey kid, those breaks of yours aren"t voice activated.
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Male 2,553
faaaaaaaaaaaaake well real but he did it on purpose... stageddddddddd
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Male 335
"Daaaaaaah..."
lawlz.
--BBW
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Male 575
Why is that cute?
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Female 2,249
i know this isn`t the normal reaction to have but i feel slightly jealous. i have a sudden urge to run into a pole now...
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Male 275
this one made me laugh
then i felt kinda bad about laughing
i watched it again and laughed
and felt bad till i though of the parents
and the slow motion
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Female 2,289
The description made it so funny. LOL
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Male 848
Pikaro?
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Male 633
lolllllllll "stooooooooooooop!" *crash*
i lol`d like crazy.
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Male 17
Oh the beauty. As someone told me "Always keep your feet on the pedals."
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Male 2,422
A thing of beauty...
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Male 247
Forget the knee-pads, that kid needs a face mask.
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Male 342
Telephone Poles: the bike-riding-child`s natural enemy.
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Male 228
Let`s see...when I learned to ride a bike: I crashed into a fence (the fence was a large chain-link, so instead of just crashing, i was launched a few feet away from the fence), rode down this huge grassy hill, hit a rock near the top, then continuously tumbled down for a solid minute, and that`s about it. Also, the kid yelled "STOOOOOP!" beacuse he`s a kid. He panicked. You`d probably yell STOOOOP! too if you were in his situation....ok maybe not, since most of you arent 4 years old. But still...
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Male 468
tehhehehehehe
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Male 533
i thought he said

Daaaaym

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Male 192
I can lol at this...happened to me. *blushes
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Female 15
His parents most likely didn`t tell him about "brakes".. which is why they pushed him down a hill with a pole at the end and videotaped it. At least they put a helmet on him! America`s Funniest Home Videos gold, right?
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Male 882
at least the responsible thing was done and he got it all on video before he went to help
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Male 876
lawlerbladez. Not as funny as the BMX one but was still funny and made me lawl.
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Female 929
XD Lolzors. Saw a kid bend his front teeth inwards doing that on a mountain bike up the woods. Wasn`t as funny as this. This was fu-ne-h! :D
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Male 1,666
I doubt he could read by 17 months like that other baby
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Female 1,260
I didn`t even hear his mom (or whoever pushed him downhill) yell out to `brake` - nice! Maybe he`s used to horsies - whooooaaaa!
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Male 599
lesson one in bike riding: success.
next time: stopping.
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Female 134
I guess his parents never got around to the turning lesson..
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Male 4,867
he could`ve turned couldn`t he????????
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Male 62
stooooooop! LOL
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Male 2,313
One time I was riding my bike with my eyes closed and I ran into a basketball pole. I chipped a tooth and broke my nose. I was 10 I think. My daredevil career ended abruptly.
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Male 1,357
daww, lmao!!!!
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Male 9,305
He`s learning, give him time...and maybe an ice pack too..
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Male 14
Made me ROFL. :-D
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Female 295
haha, I watched that five times...and laughed every single time.....does that make me a bad person?
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Male 88
who put that tree there ?
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Male 292
Lol. Pwnt.
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Male 5,194
Great. Because of this video bicyclists are going to be required to wear a face shield as well as a helmet.
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Male 176
Parent teaches child to ride bike not by running along side on flat ground but instead releases off down a hill. Cameraman continues filming even though apparent child not taught to use brakes. Whats next, filming him `learning` to use a bb gun?
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Male 182
"whoever finds this funny is evil
and az a kid i once crashed into a mialbox. i still have the scars. its sad"

I collided with my sister when we were both riding down hill, I have scars from it, and I found this funny. No evil here. 8D

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Male 564
"He represents the American economy."

BAM!

(By the way, fancylad, I think you should use your almighty I-am-bored powers to add in an edit button.)

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Female 79
LMAO oh goodness. what`s worse is that he was obviously not taught how to use his brakes, because he spent half of his "ride" with his legs flailing, trying to think of what to do. or his guardian thought it would be funny to send him, basically, straight down the hill, into a pole.
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Female 1,264
"he wuz wearin a shirt wiht the flag onit"

He represents the American economy.

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Male 52
nice to see that who was ever behind the camera didnt see the kids look of sheer terror.
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Male 28
whoever finds this funny is evil
and az a kid i once crashed into a mialbox. i still have the scars. its sad :-(
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Male 985
name says it all.
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Male 1,053
Shoulda done a barrel role
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Male 2,510
"and thats how you ride a bike son"

"But dad what are these things on the handl.."

*PUSH*

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Male 483
i think the problem is that he actually doesn`t have any brakes...

or any ability to steer apparently... lol

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Male 690
haha classic humor
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Male 637
I think the best part was that the pole had nothing around it... so not only did he not put on the breaks, but he also didn`t think to turn...
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Male 4,004
I played it over 20 times.

It`s perfect. The feet off the pedals, the scream, the smash, the leaning over to the side so he hits the pole....It`s so perfect.

What an idiot.

"Batmanners, you`re calling a 4YO an idiot you retard" they will say. But when I was 4, I was learning as well....and when trouble arose, I pedaled backwards instantly, because frontwards was not the way I wanted to go....

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Male 2,486
That kid died, he wasn`t telling the bike to stop, with his dying breath he was uttering a curse.. a curse upon anyone who watched this video! And if you don`t pass this on to 10 people in the next 3 seconds, you too will die in a similar accident.

Kidding of course.

OR AM I?

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Female 4,028
Haha! I feel so mean for laughing, but really?
"Woah! Staaaaaa-" CRUNCH.
It`s not a horse or something, kid.
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Male 116
That deserves a lolage rating of 11/10

It was absolutely perfect.

I think he might be missing some teeth after that!

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Male 267
"STAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------P"
hahahahhahaha
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Male 777
I don`t think this bodes well for his future.

(13 years later)
Wooaah. Stooooooooo- *crash*

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Male 31
I loled. Really hard. Just the noise the kid made before he hit the pole was waaay too funny
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Female 1,264
Pussy.
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Male 5,970
Hahahaha omg, hey, they didn`t show him crying...so as long as I don`t know if it actually hurt him, I can laugh
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Male 476
lol
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Male 1,815
tard
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Male 3,058
I laughed at this.

Does that make me a bad person?

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Male 493
I laughed at that a lot harder than I should have.

Stooooooooo- *thud*

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Male 97
AHH Stop Frease super breaks activate
spelling cheack O-0
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Female 244
I feel...SO bad.....for laughing at that...but it`s just too doggone hilarious! It gets funnier each time too. I think I`ve watchind it....5 times now?
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Female 83
wow that`s hilarious. his feet just came off those pedals too! did his parents forget to tell him how to stop? like pedaling backwards?
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Male 59
so mean but so funny
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Female 917
That was so funny.

I love how he`s shouting at the bike. Did he expect it to suddenly freeze when he shouted `Stopppp!"?

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Female 81
Ahahahahaa!

So amusing.

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Male 205
NoodleArmor:
"Poetry in motion"
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And then in slow motion :D

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Male 4,793
if only he`d of thrown up,TheBeast, then he`d be THE NEXT STEVE-O
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Male 4,793
woah...havent seen cybelwin around in a while, whats up?
/ontopic
`daaaaa-SPLAT`
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Male 79
He did it on purpose, which means that he is THE NEXT JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
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Female 143
Ahahaha. X) Poor kid!
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Male 36
Poetry in motion
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Female 15,763
I did that once.

Except I wasn`t on a bike, I was just running.

>_>

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Male 1,837
"i am going to hell for laughing at that."

you and i both, you and i both.

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Female 182
Looks staged.
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Male 7,933
Didnt that stoooooooooooop

sound a bit like
Charlieeeeeeeeeeee.... we`re going to Candy Mountain!

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Male 168
eh, ive seen better
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Male 1,461
[quote] Yes you are. You wouldn`t laugh at that if it was your kid unless you were a brainless idiot.[/quote]


Ooo, a troll. Shall I feed you?

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Male 11,739
"I am going to hell for laughing at that."

Yes you are. You wouldn`t laugh at that if it was your kid unless you were a brainless idiot.

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Male 1,825
haha, a thirty year old with a writer as his avatar would be unable to spell.
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Female 178
lmao
Slloowww moootiioonnn, ftw!
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Male 2,395
lolercoaster xD

I guess the lessons with mom weren`t worth it.

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Male 2,148
I know I shouldn`t laugh, but that sound he made and the way he hit the tree and bounced off was just hilarious.

Hope he`s ok, though, because honestly it would sucks if he got hurt...

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Male 1,461
I am going to hell for laughing at that.
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Male 505
DAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Male 386
lolapalooza.
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Male 3,819
How does this not have 4 stars?
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Male 3,819
lmao
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Female 138
i love the replays lmfao
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Male 650
That kid is obviously retarded.
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Female 706
Kid probably thought they were voice activated.

"But Mommy, your car and your phone are voice activated, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVEN`T MADE THEM FOR BRAKES?!?"

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Female 2,064
Why would they put him on a hill?
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Male 3,668
"how are you gonna try and stop your bike by yelling stop?"

Maybe he thought the sound waves coming from his mouth would either A. repel him from the pole, or B. pop the tires so he couldn`t go anywhere.
lol

I love bicycle accidents.

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Male 891
doh, IkeRay beat me to it.

but on that note, mine had that "cruise control" thing, you didn`t have to keep peddling.

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Male 891
shivarama, only the back tire stops, not the front. you won`t front flip unless you have a front brake.
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Male 2,703
shivarama, the brakes are only back brakes on those bikes. they are great for slides but a pain because you HAVE to keep peddling, there is no "coast" on them.
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Male 2,703
if there weren`t BRAKES on the handlebars is because you pedal backwards to brake on little bikes typically...it has to do with coordination which at a young age is tough.

btw eugenius (minus the genius part), brakes stop things, not breaks; this goes for whoever posted the link for eugenius as well if he didn`t have the power to list the link.

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Male 1,853
What is it with little kids and poles that turn me on so much?
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Male 327
i remeber those little bikes, peddle backwards a lil and it stops, no real hand brakes or anything i guess they would be a little difficult to push down on.
anyways, get going fast and peddle backwards to stop yourself real fast, you`ll do a frontflip. and not a nice one either.
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Male 1,265
I couldn`t actually see any brakes on the handle bars, but he`s still retarded...
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Female 1,690
lmao....stoooooooooooop *bam!* ....how are you gonna try and stop your bike by yelling stop?
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Male 1,764
...eh. That was a letdown.
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Male 324
happend
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Male 324
this happeng to me when i was 6
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Male 10
ouch. poor kid. you dont send a child down a hill without him knowing how to stop
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Male 1,620
Link: Little Kid Rides His Bike Into a Pole [Rate Link] - Hey kid, those breaks of yours aren`t voice activated.
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