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Date: 10/11/08 07:00 PM

106 Responses to Little Kid Rides His Bike Into a Pole

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Link: Little Kid Rides His Bike Into a Pole - Hey kid, those breaks of yours aren`t voice activated.
  2. Profile photo of y0mamma
    y0mamma Male 13-17
    10 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    ouch. poor kid. you dont send a child down a hill without him knowing how to stop
  3. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    this happeng to me when i was 6
  4. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    happend
  5. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    ...eh. That was a letdown.
  6. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    lmao....stoooooooooooop *bam!* ....how are you gonna try and stop your bike by yelling stop?
  7. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I couldn`t actually see any brakes on the handle bars, but he`s still retarded...
  8. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    i remeber those little bikes, peddle backwards a lil and it stops, no real hand brakes or anything i guess they would be a little difficult to push down on.
    anyways, get going fast and peddle backwards to stop yourself real fast, you`ll do a frontflip. and not a nice one either.
  9. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    What is it with little kids and poles that turn me on so much?
  10. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    if there weren`t BRAKES on the handlebars is because you pedal backwards to brake on little bikes typically...it has to do with coordination which at a young age is tough.

    btw eugenius (minus the genius part), brakes stop things, not breaks; this goes for whoever posted the link for eugenius as well if he didn`t have the power to list the link.

  11. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    shivarama, the brakes are only back brakes on those bikes. they are great for slides but a pain because you HAVE to keep peddling, there is no "coast" on them.
  12. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    shivarama, only the back tire stops, not the front. you won`t front flip unless you have a front brake.
  13. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    doh, IkeRay beat me to it.

    but on that note, mine had that "cruise control" thing, you didn`t have to keep peddling.

  14. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3147 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    "how are you gonna try and stop your bike by yelling stop?"

    Maybe he thought the sound waves coming from his mouth would either A. repel him from the pole, or B. pop the tires so he couldn`t go anywhere.
    lol

    I love bicycle accidents.

  15. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Why would they put him on a hill?
  16. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    Kid probably thought they were voice activated.

    "But Mommy, your car and your phone are voice activated, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVEN`T MADE THEM FOR BRAKES?!?"

  17. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    That kid is obviously retarded.
  18. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    i love the replays lmfao
  19. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    lmao
  20. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    How does this not have 4 stars?
  21. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    lolapalooza.
  22. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    DAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  23. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    I am going to hell for laughing at that.
  24. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    I know I shouldn`t laugh, but that sound he made and the way he hit the tree and bounced off was just hilarious.

    Hope he`s ok, though, because honestly it would sucks if he got hurt...

  25. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    lolercoaster xD

    I guess the lessons with mom weren`t worth it.

  26. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    lmao
    Slloowww moootiioonnn, ftw!
  27. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    haha, a thirty year old with a writer as his avatar would be unable to spell.
  28. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    "I am going to hell for laughing at that."

    Yes you are. You wouldn`t laugh at that if it was your kid unless you were a brainless idiot.

  29. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    Yes you are. You wouldn`t laugh at that if it was your kid unless you were a brainless idiot.


    Ooo, a troll. Shall I feed you?

  30. Profile photo of thesimpsons
    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    eh, ive seen better
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    Didnt that stoooooooooooop

    sound a bit like
    Charlieeeeeeeeeeee.... we`re going to Candy Mountain!

  32. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    Looks staged.
  33. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    "i am going to hell for laughing at that."

    you and i both, you and i both.

  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    I did that once.

    Except I wasn`t on a bike, I was just running.

    >_>

  35. Profile photo of NoodleArmor
    NoodleArmor Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    Poetry in motion
  36. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    Ahahaha. X) Poor kid!
  37. Profile photo of TheBeast
    TheBeast Male 13-17
    80 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    He did it on purpose, which means that he is THE NEXT JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
  38. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    woah...havent seen cybelwin around in a while, whats up?
    /ontopic
    `daaaaa-SPLAT`
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    if only he`d of thrown up,TheBeast, then he`d be THE NEXT STEVE-O
  40. Profile photo of JeffHatesYou
    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    NoodleArmor:
    "Poetry in motion"
    ------------

    And then in slow motion :D

  41. Profile photo of IceCreamYay
    IceCreamYay Female 13-17
    81 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    Ahahahahaa!

    So amusing.

  42. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    That was so funny.

    I love how he`s shouting at the bike. Did he expect it to suddenly freeze when he shouted `Stopppp!"?

  43. Profile photo of abcdxyz
    abcdxyz Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    so mean but so funny
  44. Profile photo of PrettyPlain
    PrettyPlain Female 18-29
    83 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    wow that`s hilarious. his feet just came off those pedals too! did his parents forget to tell him how to stop? like pedaling backwards?
  45. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I feel...SO bad.....for laughing at that...but it`s just too doggone hilarious! It gets funnier each time too. I think I`ve watchind it....5 times now?
  46. Profile photo of healingcloud
    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    AHH Stop Frease super breaks activate
    spelling cheack O-0
  47. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    I laughed at that a lot harder than I should have.

    Stooooooooo- *thud*

  48. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    I laughed at this.

    Does that make me a bad person?

  49. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    tard
  50. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    lol
  51. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Hahahaha omg, hey, they didn`t show him crying...so as long as I don`t know if it actually hurt him, I can laugh
  52. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    Pussy.
  53. Profile photo of marronator
    marronator Male 18-29
    31 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    I loled. Really hard. Just the noise the kid made before he hit the pole was waaay too funny
  54. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    October 11, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    I don`t think this bodes well for his future.

    (13 years later)
    Wooaah. Stooooooooo- *crash*

  55. Profile photo of fingerfish
    fingerfish Male 30-39
    253 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 12:08 am
    "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------P"
    hahahahhahaha
  56. Profile photo of marc_555
    marc_555 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 12:11 am
    That deserves a lolage rating of 11/10

    It was absolutely perfect.

    I think he might be missing some teeth after that!

  57. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 12:17 am
    Haha! I feel so mean for laughing, but really?
    "Woah! Staaaaaa-" CRUNCH.
    It`s not a horse or something, kid.
  58. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 12:21 am
    That kid died, he wasn`t telling the bike to stop, with his dying breath he was uttering a curse.. a curse upon anyone who watched this video! And if you don`t pass this on to 10 people in the next 3 seconds, you too will die in a similar accident.

    Kidding of course.

    OR AM I?

  59. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 1:29 am
    I played it over 20 times.

    It`s perfect. The feet off the pedals, the scream, the smash, the leaning over to the side so he hits the pole....It`s so perfect.

    What an idiot.

    "Batmanners, you`re calling a 4YO an idiot you retard" they will say. But when I was 4, I was learning as well....and when trouble arose, I pedaled backwards instantly, because frontwards was not the way I wanted to go....

  60. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 1:35 am
    I think the best part was that the pole had nothing around it... so not only did he not put on the breaks, but he also didn`t think to turn...
  61. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 2:05 am
    haha classic humor
  62. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:04 am
    i think the problem is that he actually doesn`t have any brakes...

    or any ability to steer apparently... lol

  63. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:38 am
    "and thats how you ride a bike son"

    "But dad what are these things on the handl.."

    *PUSH*

  64. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:55 am
    Shoulda done a barrel role
  65. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:57 am
    name says it all.
  66. Profile photo of Kahedro
    Kahedro Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:05 am
    whoever finds this funny is evil
    and az a kid i once crashed into a mialbox. i still have the scars. its sad :-(
  67. Profile photo of greenground
    greenground Male 18-29
    52 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:16 am
    nice to see that who was ever behind the camera didnt see the kids look of sheer terror.
  68. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:56 am
    "he wuz wearin a shirt wiht the flag onit"

    He represents the American economy.

  69. Profile photo of skittler
    skittler Female 18-29
    79 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:43 am
    LMAO oh goodness. what`s worse is that he was obviously not taught how to use his brakes, because he spent half of his "ride" with his legs flailing, trying to think of what to do. or his guardian thought it would be funny to send him, basically, straight down the hill, into a pole.
  70. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:47 am
    "He represents the American economy."

    BAM!

    (By the way, fancylad, I think you should use your almighty I-am-bored powers to add in an edit button.)

  71. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    183 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:36 am
    "whoever finds this funny is evil
    and az a kid i once crashed into a mialbox. i still have the scars. its sad"

    I collided with my sister when we were both riding down hill, I have scars from it, and I found this funny. No evil here. 8D

  72. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:55 am
    Parent teaches child to ride bike not by running along side on flat ground but instead releases off down a hill. Cameraman continues filming even though apparent child not taught to use brakes. Whats next, filming him `learning` to use a bb gun?
  73. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:56 am
    Great. Because of this video bicyclists are going to be required to wear a face shield as well as a helmet.
  74. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:57 am
    Lol. Pwnt.
  75. Profile photo of hunter217
    hunter217 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:41 am
    who put that tree there ?
  76. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:43 am
    haha, I watched that five times...and laughed every single time.....does that make me a bad person?
  77. Profile photo of Noupoi
    Noupoi Male 13-17
    14 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 10:22 am
    Made me ROFL. :-D
  78. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 10:34 am
    He`s learning, give him time...and maybe an ice pack too..
  79. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:01 am
    daww, lmao!!!!
  80. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:01 am
    One time I was riding my bike with my eyes closed and I ran into a basketball pole. I chipped a tooth and broke my nose. I was 10 I think. My daredevil career ended abruptly.
  81. Profile photo of Doublees
    Doublees Male 30-39
    62 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:08 am
    stooooooop! LOL
  82. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:54 am
    he could`ve turned couldn`t he????????
  83. Profile photo of sukitjeezus
    sukitjeezus Female 18-29
    134 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    I guess his parents never got around to the turning lesson..
  84. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    lesson one in bike riding: success.
    next time: stopping.
  85. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    I didn`t even hear his mom (or whoever pushed him downhill) yell out to `brake` - nice! Maybe he`s used to horsies - whooooaaaa!
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    I doubt he could read by 17 months like that other baby
  87. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    XD Lolzors. Saw a kid bend his front teeth inwards doing that on a mountain bike up the woods. Wasn`t as funny as this. This was fu-ne-h! :D
  88. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    lawlerbladez. Not as funny as the BMX one but was still funny and made me lawl.
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    at least the responsible thing was done and he got it all on video before he went to help
  90. Profile photo of toxic_jelly
    toxic_jelly Female 18-29
    15 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    His parents most likely didn`t tell him about "brakes".. which is why they pushed him down a hill with a pole at the end and videotaped it. At least they put a helmet on him! America`s Funniest Home Videos gold, right?
  91. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    I can lol at this...happened to me. *blushes
  92. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    i thought he said

    Daaaaym

  93. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    tehhehehehehe
  94. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    Let`s see...when I learned to ride a bike: I crashed into a fence (the fence was a large chain-link, so instead of just crashing, i was launched a few feet away from the fence), rode down this huge grassy hill, hit a rock near the top, then continuously tumbled down for a solid minute, and that`s about it. Also, the kid yelled "STOOOOOP!" beacuse he`s a kid. He panicked. You`d probably yell STOOOOP! too if you were in his situation....ok maybe not, since most of you arent 4 years old. But still...
  95. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    Telephone Poles: the bike-riding-child`s natural enemy.
  96. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    Forget the knee-pads, that kid needs a face mask.
  97. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    A thing of beauty...
  98. Profile photo of Lord_of_KaD
    Lord_of_KaD Male 13-17
    17 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Oh the beauty. As someone told me "Always keep your feet on the pedals."
  99. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    lolllllllll "stooooooooooooop!" *crash*
    i lol`d like crazy.
  100. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    Pikaro?
  101. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    The description made it so funny. LOL
  102. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    this one made me laugh
    then i felt kinda bad about laughing
    i watched it again and laughed
    and felt bad till i though of the parents
    and the slow motion
    ...
  103. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:01 am
    i know this isn`t the normal reaction to have but i feel slightly jealous. i have a sudden urge to run into a pole now...
  104. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 10:27 am
    Why is that cute?
  105. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    337 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    "Daaaaaaah..."
    lawlz.
    --BBW
  106. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    faaaaaaaaaaaaake well real but he did it on purpose... stageddddddddd

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