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I collided with my sister when we were both riding down hill, I have scars from it, and I found this funny. No evil here. 8D
(By the way, fancylad, I think you should use your almighty I-am-bored powers to add in an edit button.)
He represents the American economy.
"But dad what are these things on the handl.."
or any ability to steer apparently... lol
It`s perfect. The feet off the pedals, the scream, the smash, the leaning over to the side so he hits the pole....It`s so perfect.
What an idiot.
"Batmanners, you`re calling a 4YO an idiot you retard" they will say. But when I was 4, I was learning as well....and when trouble arose, I pedaled backwards instantly, because frontwards was not the way I wanted to go....
Kidding of course.
OR AM I?
It was absolutely perfect.
I think he might be missing some teeth after that!
(13 years later)Wooaah. Stooooooooo- *crash*
Does that make me a bad person?
I love how he`s shouting at the bike. Did he expect it to suddenly freeze when he shouted `Stopppp!"?
And then in slow motion :D
Except I wasn`t on a bike, I was just running.
you and i both, you and i both.
sound a bit likeCharlieeeeeeeeeeee.... we`re going to Candy Mountain!
Ooo, a troll. Shall I feed you?
Yes you are. You wouldn`t laugh at that if it was your kid unless you were a brainless idiot.
I guess the lessons with mom weren`t worth it.
Hope he`s ok, though, because honestly it would sucks if he got hurt...
"But Mommy, your car and your phone are voice activated, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVEN`T MADE THEM FOR BRAKES?!?"
Maybe he thought the sound waves coming from his mouth would either A. repel him from the pole, or B. pop the tires so he couldn`t go anywhere.lol
I love bicycle accidents.
but on that note, mine had that "cruise control" thing, you didn`t have to keep peddling.
btw eugenius (minus the genius part), brakes stop things, not breaks; this goes for whoever posted the link for eugenius as well if he didn`t have the power to list the link.