Kentucky Woman Arrested In Cow Suit

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird

Here"s her mugshot, in all of her glory. She was cited for chasing local kids and urinating on a neighbor"s front porch.
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Female 119
LMFAO I`ve seen this on the news... my LOCAL news... *hides face in shame* lol
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Female 4
so she was chasing kids and peeing on the neighbors doorstep hmmmmmm...I wonder if this lady finally snapped because the neighbors dog always takes a s**t/ P**s on her doorstep and that the local kids kept teasing her cows?? i don`t effin know how to explain something like this
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Male 60
Those are the biggest god damn nostrils on the biggest god damn cow i have ever seen.
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Male 1,232
She kind of looks like Big Black from Rob & Big.
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Female 2,044
LOL @ myself4086
and i agree with alfietoon.
she`s a very ugly && disturbing cow.
imagine that lady chasing you around asking you to squeeze her "utter".

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Male 516
Wait...Really? My posts got deleted?

Why? Because there were like 5?

I figured that we were allowed to post alot of `em since that`s what`s been going on throughout this whole thing...

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Female 282
hahaha, i love it
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Male 1,164
that is one ugly cow O_O
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Male 69
chocolate milk. HA!
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Female 1
mugshots have to be of the person at the time of the arrest, they can`t change anything about their appearance.

it`s why celeb mugshots are such a beautiful thing :)

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Female 86
isnt the point of a mug shot so that the police can recognise you if you commit another offence?

so does she normallly wear that?

it suits her

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Male 2,553
zomg.
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Male 15
that takes the definition of mu-mu suit to a whole new level.
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Male 5,194
That takes the definition of "woman" to a whole new level.
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Male 15
that takes the definition of mu-mu suit to a whole new level.
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Male 10,440
All I see is a cow.
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Female 15,763
Gosu, it might be more... effective to have all of your thoughts in only a couple posts. xD

And if I were to be arrested, this would be it.

But it would be a giraffe suit. You know that.

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Female 116
Maybe we`re misunderstanding her case. Maybe she just wanted to say good moorning to the neighbours.
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Male 1,835
O america
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Male 3,301
My goodness, I literally have nothing to say. It`s that weird.
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Male 2,788
reminds me of


chocolate milk.

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Female 1,407
Well, she sure has milked it for all it`s worth.
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Male 485
quite a moo-ving story actually
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Female 139
Hey, do you people think that she would be good in a moosical?


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Male 69
She was seen earlier driving around town in her her Cattle-ac.
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Male 476
mom?!

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Female 5,139
IAB i love you. really, this thread made my life xD
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Male 110
lol @ cow jokes im utterly impresed by how stupid this woman is and to think im literaly right next to kentucky....O_O looks out windows >_> <_< *whew*
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Female 4,376
wtf....
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Male 66
And once again, this just fills me with state pride...
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Male 66
Everyone seems to be milking this joke...
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Male 4,004
Good thing this woman got arrested. Her behavior was udderly unacceptable.
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Female 17
OMG that moonicipal court one was great.
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Male 3,707
All she wanted was a RedBull.
Her Moomoo (mama) cowculated how long she would be in jail.
She prayed to the bovine one in hopes of not going to the slaughter house.

Ugh, I`m not good at this...

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Female 767
"butter you than me danny"

I don`t think anyone wants to butter you or Danny.

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Male 734
Wow. This joke just kind of writes itself doesn`t it?
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Male 5,620
butter you than me danny
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Female 304
Its rare to see this many puns, but most are well done
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Male 254
you better get mooving

allready going, im glad i have some mootivation

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Female 304
At court she claimed she had a bovine intervention!
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Male 5,620
seriously guys, what is your beef with this woman?
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Female 304
"west coast: here I come"

you better get mooving

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Male 254
"lol omg danny if I knew you in real life I`d give you a huge dorky highfive right now xDD"

west coast: here i come

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Male 724
I HAVE THAT COSTUME.
8D
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Female 687
lol omg danny if I knew you in real life I`d give you a huge dorky highfive right now xDD
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Male 2,148
Cow, moo, bull, there.
That`s funny right?
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Female 304
They knew her confession was bull.
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Male 5,620
moo.
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Male 254
I`m personally hoping she`ll get her steak knife murder the whole lot of you.

epic fail. paybe puns arent your cowlling

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Male 672
I`m personally hoping she`ll get her steak knife murder the whole lot of you.

What? Not funny?

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Male 5,620
she made a miscowculation by chasing those kids!
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Female 304
These jokes are udderly fantastic!
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Male 254
an ordeal like that would leave me rather MOOdy
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Male 5,620
I hear the cops caught her on a steakout.
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Female 687
lol I don`t know whether you did that on purpose or not beeny xDD
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Female 304
These puns are grazing close to cheesy.
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Male 4,393
sad..
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Male 5,620
we do have Bourbon.
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Male 12,138
(no pun this time)

In all my years at IAB I have never seen such an outpouring of pun-tastic extravaganza. This is good stuff.

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Female 687
"HAY! Carebear, we aren`t all insane here.. although I am a psychology student in Kentucky.. don`t BRAND us all on this one case.. chew the cud on it so to speak."


D: Even so, I wouldn`t move there...The horses all hate there me anyway. ONE KICKED ME.

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Male 7,933
"no, just trying to be original...."

I guess originality is udderestimated

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Male 5,620
carebear, don`t cry over spilled milk.
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Male 12,138
"they can`t hold her on nothing.. they will have to put her out to pasture."

Also very good.

I`m enjoying this thread a little to much, aren`t I?

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Female 687
This Pun palooza is all Prime`s fault... D:
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Male 254
i feel sorry for her, she was only trying to go to the moosical chairs competition
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Female 85
"... there was a bear?"
no, just trying to be original....
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Male 12,138
"Guilty! Nothing could be fodder from the truth!"

beeny, that`s a GOOD one! *claps*

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Male 5,620
"OMG, I was going to move to Kentucky :/"

HAY! Carebear, we aren`t all insane here.. although I am a psychology student in Kentucky.. don`t BRAND us all on this one case.. chew the cud on it so to speak.


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Male 254
i hear this case will be taken to moonicipal court
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Female 304
Lol it`s like the more puns you make the better you get at it xDD

Once you start, you get steered in the right direction!

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Male 2,422
How now brown cow? Is that racist?
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Male 254
I heard in court that here testimonials were a little.....uhhh someone help me out here

mooving? mooraculous? personally im dairy skeptical.

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Female 687
Lol it`s like the more puns you make the better you get at it xDD
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Female 687
Man we are really MILKING this comment thread.
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Male 5,620
they can`t hold her on nothing.. they will have to put her out to pasture.
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Female 304
I heard in court that here testimonials were a little.....uhhh someone help me out here
quite mooving
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Male 5,970
I heard in court that here testimonials were a little.....uhhh someone help me out here
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Male 254
apparently she was planning on stealing a bull-dozer
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Female 304
Maybe she was steering on the wrong side of the road!
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Male 254
im surprised she isnt from the ghettos of moo york
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Male 7,933
"All of the puns are un-BEAR-able..."


... there was a bear?

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Male 7,933
maybe she was too hyper?

She should get her coffee deCALFinated

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Female 85
All of the puns are un-BEAR-able...
lmao i know i just had to do that...
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Female 304
Guilty! Nothing could be fodder from the truth!
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Female 687
Omg, I hope they didn`t put handCALFS on her xDD
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Male 5,970
davy is this becomes a CIYC, it would be complete and udder madness

but really...

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Male 12,138
Poor show fancy, put some effort in FFS! Look at the gold in this thread! Surely this must warrant reposting as a late-week CIYC contest?

This is a motherlode of comedy just waiting to be tapped.

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Male 254
to figure out how much time she should spend in jail im gonna need a cowculator
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Female 304
Dont give me beef for this, but these jokes aren`t well done.
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Male 7,933
I hope she has a healthy lifestyle... we dont want for her to have BULLimia
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Female 345
I wonder if they might cite her for a MOOving violation as well?
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Male 254
instead of a crime spree she should have just gone to a moovie
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Male 5,970
caption if you can carebear, but in this case, its caption if moo can
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Female 687
Come on fancy D:
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Female 687
what`s CIYC?
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Male 5,970
did I just call you davymid? Wow...
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Male 21,133
less cowbell.

I got nothing.

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Male 254
if she was the current president, she would be missudderestimated
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Male 5,970
Of course davy mid, if its not, well than thats just BULL
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Male 247
Bovine my rights! I`m udderly pissed!
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Male 254
im pretty sure ive gotten my dairy dose of puns
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Male 12,138
vv "xD we are treating this like its the CIYC haha"

Impromptu CIYC FTW! F*ck, this post could go on forever, I mean, it`s all on-topic, right?

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Male 102
this had to be a dare...
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Male 254
she was relentlessly teased into doing this. they told her things like

"your such a COWard"
and
"what are you, chicken?"

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Male 7,933
"STOP WITH THE PUNS D:"

Fine... I wont udder another word

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Male 5,970
xD we are treating this like its the CIYC haha
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Female 687
Good thing she was arrested, the children were at STEAK.

Shut up, shut up! that took me 10 minutes to make D:

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Male 254
"How can she urinate on the neighbor`s porch if she`s in a suit o.0?"

its quite simple. you moove it our of the way

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Female 687
How can she urinate on the neighbor`s porch if she`s in a suit o.0?
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Male 254
i hear she snorted 5 lines of cowcain
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Male 12,138
She should have gone to GROUND BEEFore the cops caught her.
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Male 7,933
maybe she just wanted to go to the moovies
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Female 687
"shes so hot. she even gave me a T-boner"

xDD

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Male 12,138
She might try to butter up the judge, to get off with a lean sentence.
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Male 493
I hope she doesn`t go to prison, she might get SHANKED.

...I am so sorry.

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Female 5,139
pmsl davy keep em coming if you can theyre freakin hilarious xD
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Male 254
i sure hope the police read her her mooranda rights
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Male 254
were the police just? the answer isnt really black and white
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Male 12,138
OVERMANN! Long time no see brudder.

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Male 5,970
Guys give her a break, I am sure its just the mad cow disease
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Male 2,605
That udder looks like something out of the bowels of Doom 3.
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Male 5,970
shes so hot. she even gave me a T-boner

YES, hahahaha, you win :D

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Male 12,138
This comment thread is pure gold, better than the post...

The cow deserved to get arrested, I`m sure she probably does this on a dairy basis....

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Male 254
shes so hot. she even gave me a T-boner
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Male 254
maybe the police can steer her in the right direction

im sure they grilled her during the interview

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Male 7,933
I guess the police is trying to BEEF up security
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Male 12,138
If I was to make a comeback to PTK, would that be a PRIME RIBuke?
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Male 254
i bet anyone watching was having a cow
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Male 5,970
STOP WITH THE PUNS D:

But.....ok ill stop...........moo

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Female 26
it`s a woman?
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Female 687
OMG, I was going to move to Kentucky :/


Not so much wanting to right now.

STOP WITH THE PUNS D:

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Male 12,138
We aim to serve Alice.

Until she was arrested, I don`t think she realised just what was at steak.

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Male 254
she should sue and MILK the police for all theyve got
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Male 7,933
"land of the free (to wear a cow suit) and the brave (enough to go out in public in a cow suit)"

so she wasn`t a COWard

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Female 5,139
lmao you lot make me laugh so much xD the udder jokes are hilarious
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Male 5,970
Nice davy, that was udderly fantastic
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Male 5,970
Wow...umm...that was a girl correct?
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Male 12,138
Police Report
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Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Race: Fresian

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Male 12,138
Nice Danny, nice.
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Male 254
udder-athon!

i dont udderstand why she would be arrested

that would never happen to an udder class citizen

This morning she asked her self, "should i wear that cow suit or the udder one"

never udderestimate then stupidity of the human race

i sure hope shes wearing udderwear

dear lord: shes gonna get hell from her mudder

whats her favorite golf club? a pudder!

*shudder*

if she was an emo cow she would be a cudder

they should milk her and make some I am a racist! budder

thats all ive got...

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Male 493
...

...Huh. I`m at a complete loss for words.

...Which I think is a good thing at the moment.

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Male 12,138
Can she filet for alimooney?
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Male 406
Imagine waking up next to it.
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Female 2,064
What do you think MOOtivated her to do that? :-D
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Male 182
Crack is a hell of drug
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Male 254
land of the free (to wear a cow suit) and the brave (enough to go out in public in a cow suit)
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Female 481
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
this is HILARIOUS!
I think the utter is the best part.

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Male 12,138
This is just begging for jokes: Is she currently udder arrest?
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Female 5,139
"Thursday, October 2, 2008 4:20:39 PM
thats udderly exciting!"

wow prime, that was bad xD

and lmao at these pics hahaha

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Female 1,516
Dear God no...
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Male 7,933
thats udderly exciting!
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Male 1,764
Im going to intentionally get arrested in a fancy suit. A jail sentence just lasts days, but an IAB worthy muigshot is for a lifetime.
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Male 156
Eurgh I can see her udders...
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Female 176
Haha!! But whhy?! Now I must know WHY IAB!
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Male 12,138
That`s a nice set of udders right there.
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Male 21,133
Link: Kentucky Woman Arrested In Cow Suit [Rate Link] - Here`s her mugshot, in all of her glory. She was cited for chasing local kids and urinating on a neighbor`s front porch.
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