I`m a PC

Submitted by: Backfat 8 years ago Tech

I"m a PC and I submit content to I-Am-Bored.com.
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Female 20
I"m a pc and i eat macintosh apples. THEY ARE DEELEESHUS!
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Male 949
"I`m a PC, and I want to touch billions of others worldwide."


... umm, I`m gonna have to ring the "WTF" alarm on that statement.

PC ftw, though.
<3 PC

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Male 60
Im a PC, and i want Eva in my pants.
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Female 161
Im a PC and I dont have a place to live right now.. So I guess I wont be using my PC for a while. DAMN!
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Male 299
I`m a PC, and i can actually choose between different OS`s.
hell, i can run frikking 20 of them at the same time if i want to.
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Male 1,164
im a pc and i like spontaneous arson attacks on childrens hospices.... what? we dont all have 2 b nice
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Female 88
Xposya
"i have a mac because im not a retard lol"

No, you have a mac becuause you`re too retarded to use a pc.

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Male 85
way to fight back PC!!!!! *woop!*
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Male 233
"I turn number two into energy!" Sounds like a fun job there farmer Joe!
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Female 660
loving the dude who is a pc..with a beard!!! woot!
that same state of mind= me minus the beard oh the obvious, the peen lol
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Male 12
i have a mac because im not a retard lol
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Male 1,140
F**ck macs PCs own
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Female 1,071
"I have a beard..."

*AWKWARD PAUSE*

Awesome... =D

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Female 2,672
lol, lady from SA @ 0:39 makes me lol everytime, expect her to say "Im`a Nelson Mandela"
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Female 4,447
Aw, my favorite wasn`t in there. "I`m a PC and I wear ....*awkward pause*.... headbands." Makes me giggle every time.
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Male 349
I`m a mac, and jesus likes me better. F**k warcraft.
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Female 299
The only question I have is that I thought Pharrell used Logic? Which would mean he`s a Mac.

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Male 995
"Not a human thinking"
He got that right, at least...
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Male 14,330
"you want to game, it might be better to get a PC, etc."
Might?? No if you want to game get a PC next to nothing is MAC compatible. Actually alot of software isn`t which probably has something to do with it crashing less because it runs next to nothing.
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Male 91
I`m a PC, and I don`t give a f**k about brand loyalty.
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Female 387
We get a slightly different ad in the UK. Actually, I think there are multiple versions over here.

I`m a PC. It took Microsoft far too long to come up with this rebuttal.

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Female 166
"I`m a PC and I sell fish." Best.Line.Ever (mostly because of that guy`s accent)
My line would be "I`m a PC and I like to party!"
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Female 69
I actually really like these commercials.

And Happy Birthday, Opie :D

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Male 633
"im a pc and i *crash*"
qft... my pc crashes once every few days. my mac... never crashed ever...
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Male 2,553
im a pc and i *crash*
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Male 3,413
I`m a Mac, and I get bored because I can`t play any games.
No, just kidding. I`m a PC, and it doesn`t matter which OS you use as long as it does what you need it to do. IE, you want to game, it might be better to get a PC, etc.
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Male 2
I`m a PC and I want to have sex with all of those people.
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Male 270
I`m a PC and a Nazi.
wtf everyone is a pc...
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Male 1,815
I`m a PC and I want to bang the studier of law.
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Male 167
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Male 1,347
law chick is bangin
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Male 690
i love this commercial, now i can annoy bg with my pc
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Male 506
Oh, geez, I have been converted. Wow. I want to sell fish too. I`m gonna go sell my MacBook now, brb...
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Male 194
yeah. really all computers are PERSONAL COMPUTERS.. pc.. wow.!
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Male 1,091
Haha love it! Take that Maccers!
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Male 88
Seeing as Mac`s are built on PC architecture, all computers are pc`s
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Female 289
waste of time
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Male 2,076
Buy a PC...because everyone else has one?
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Female 331
Yay for commercials you can easily see on tv!
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Female 2,289
I must be near that time of month because I am feeling so PISSED at everything right nowww. like F*CKK. >:(
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Male 276
XD you know this was made on a mac?
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Male 88
i really hate the other commercials for mac. mac sounds so condescending. i want to rip his head off. (not really)
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Female 15,763
Yes yes yes, hence the "hilarious".

Lion, never lose your funny. It`s priceless.

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Female 335
Im a Mac, and I can do the same crap you can.

But 10000 times better.

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Male 1,078
im a PC...that wishes he could afford a mac.
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Male 12,138
vv "how come davyminds name..."

Arse. It`s `davymid`. I get this all the time. I have no mind.

And come on Opie, you have to admit Lionhart got you pretty good there...

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Female 15,763
Because I`m a new mod, Pat.

Lion... man, you`re an ass. xD A hilarious ass, but an ass none the less!

I try to be professional, Davy. *straightens pantsuit* Oh god, now I`m Hillary Clinton.

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Female 1,006
Wow. Really? Because I don`t see this on TV every 5 seconds. Now I have to see it on IAB too? You make me cry. ;_;
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Male 1,766
question for mods how come davyminds name is alway oarnge in the comments yet opies is only oarnge in the "more comments section
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Male 8,302
> opiebreath
> I`d offer to buy you cigarettes and porn

No need for that Opie, we`ve still got the video from last year`s IAB Christmas Party... how DID you do that? I wouldn`t have thought that was physically possible even, with the... oh never mind.

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Male 12,138
vv "ON topic..."

STFU Opie, look at you being all serious and Mod-like... It`s your BIRTHDAY! The big 18, cheerio childhood, hello responsibity! Chill out, relax pour yourself a stiff one.

Oh, hold on... you`re in America, you have to wait another 3 years to do that legally.

F*ck it, I`ll have one for you.

HAPPY (almost) BIRTHDAY OPIE!

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Female 15,763
Davy...

I don`t even know whether to say thanks or I`m kicking your ass if I ever see you. xD You guys are insane... ly amazing.

Thanks, Lion. Thanks, Davy. I`d offer to buy you cigarettes and porn now that I`m 18, but it doesn`t really matter much, haha.

ON topic: I just saw this commercial like last night! :`D

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Male 12,138
Opester,

I know it`s not you`re birthday yet on the west coast... BUT IT IS IN EURO-LAND!

*Happy dance, streamers, marching band, firewroks display, disgustingly oversized cake in the shape of a giraffe*

Welcome to adulthood Opie. We all love ya.

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Male 8,302
YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPIE!!!

18 Years today... 18 years today...
She`s got the key to the door...&#8232;
Never been 18 years before!

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you,&#8232;
God bless you and keep you, the whole year through!

(Its tomorrow already here in Australia! 11 am 21Oct08)

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Male 493
"I have a beard."

That was random, but I loved it when the music just awkwardly cut then.

I still can`t believe the Macs are still going with that theme of ads anyway. They`ve been subverted and parodied everywhere, and no one takes them seriously. But they keep going with "PC is slightly flawed and a douchebag while Mac has ITUNES AND IMOVIE".

I`m a PC, and I have no life whatsoever.

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Male 12,138
OK, this is important, so I`m going to spam the first 5 boards with the same message (I mean f*ck, who`s going to ban me, apart from me?).

IAB`s favourite Mod Opiebreath is turning 18 tomorrow, so I fully expect a rousing chorus of Happy Birthday wishes when (if) she appears tomorrow on her big day. Let`s give her a big shout-out, IAB style!

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Male 1,704
I`m a PC and my initials are PC!
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Male 8,302
> primetimekin
> my PC is in its little computer area as it doesn`t work.... again

Amen to that brother, mine too. I used BOTH for 15 years plus, until Apple woke up and started putting BOTH chips in their computers; now all I have to do is hold down the Option key when I start the computer and choose Mac, Linux, WinXP or Vista... wake up people, there`s not a difference any more! Wait I`m wrong, there IS a difference... WIndows on my Mac doesn`t crash anywhere near as often as the dedicated PC.

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Male 1,361
I`m a PC and im nak......nevermind.
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Male 438
TRANNY AT :19!
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Male 1,220
I`m a PC and I pretty much own face.
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Male 1,686
ven I get upset in z day, peoples ay I can be vedy PC wit them, dough I dohn mean it to be.
...man thats funny
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Male 180
I`m a Linux and I`m awesome.

MagicPaul i love you.

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Male 12,138
I think you might just be, Alice...
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Male 231
I`m a Mac, and a PC, and I only turn on the PC when I have to.
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Male 274
Monday, October 20, 2008 3:57:16 PM
Funny enough, these commercials were made on a Mac.

http://www.roughlydrafted.com/2008/09/19...
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funny enough, the mac ads were sparked because of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAGmBRC1...

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Male 375
I`m a pc and to all the macs, look under the hood, you are a pc too, just a different os.
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Female 5,139
am i the only one that doesnt get it o.O
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Male 105
im a pc and i PWN macs!!
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Male 40
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Male 460
im a pc and i say yay for boobs!
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Male 7
I`m a Mac, and after having a PC and Vista, I want to STAY a Mac
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Female 254
I`m a PC and I have boobs.
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Male 1,556
I`m a PC and I chuckle at nubs who can`t work Vista because they have the IQ of carbonated water.
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Male 7,933
I use both Macs and PCs... wait im lying, my PC is in its little computer area as it doesn`t work.... again
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Male 207
"Holy crap, I`m going to remember that for a long time..."
You should probably read the Tao of Pooh, it`s along the same lines
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Male 27
Tru dat sixclaws. PC FTW
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Male 12,138
Nice, six.
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Male 42
I actually like this string of commercials. It`s a good counter to the "I`m a Mac." "And I`m a PC." commercials that Apple put out. So much arrogant undertones; they annoyed me a lot.
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Male 772
"I`m a human being. Not a human doing, not a human thinking; a human being."

Holy crap, I`m going to remember that for a long time...


Only thing about these is that I think they came out too late. At least the Genisisn`t and Nintendon`t campaigns aligned with each other, the Mac ads have lost the intensity they once had. Now it`s just "we get it, move on already"

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Female 51
Im a PC and Linux, but that`s because I have Vistaids and I use linux for important junk
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Male 2,313
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Male 442
I`m a PC and i am viewing content on iab
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Male 764
lol i liked the
"My names Roger, and im a PC!"
it made me chuckle :)
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Male 375
Good one sixclaws
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Male 191
lol you are correct here come some mac fanboys
+i`m a PC and i h8 mac users :-)
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Male 207
Yeah you really have to give Windows credit for these ads, they`re a smart way to get their name back while not being total non-nice individuals like in the Mac commercials. They probably should have come out with these ads a while back, though
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Female 850
BTW my favorite wasn`t on there.
Srry for double posting
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Male 651
i`m linux and i win
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Female 850
I`m a PC, and I bog myself down with sims games.
Lol...
My favorite is;
`Im a PC, and i make people bleed.`
A tatoo artist, made me lol
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Male 2,313
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Male 5,970
Go pc, this almost makes me forget about vista
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Male 118
I hate those Mac ads blatantly attacking PC`s. I mean we already know that Leopard is more secure and stuff but you don`t have to frickin rub it in our faces...
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Male 66
I`m a PC, and I predict that a million and three angry Mac fanboys are going to spam this page, soon.
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Male 1,078
My favorite was:

I`m a Pc and I`m a human being. Not a human doing, not a human thinking, but a human being.

And you gotta love that guy`s beard. Mind you, vista still sucks, but I`m still a PC guy at heart.

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Male 12,138
Ha! Nice one. Back atcha, Mac fanboys!
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Male 1,765
I`m a PC and I sell fish. I also like turtles.
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Male 1,550
POWER TO THE PC!!!
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Male 1,894
Link: I`m a PC [Rate Link] - I`m a PC and I submit content to I-Am-Bored.com.
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