I Had A Bat In My Bra!

Submitted by: Dainty 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=209737&in_page_id=2

This is just... beyond words. On a related note, the enclosed photo is just begging for an I-A-B-style caption.
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Male 2,422
It was so cute and cuddly and then it bit me and I got rabies.
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Male 42
okay, burn it now.
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Male 543
wow.
freakin bat.
but if she found me snuggled in her bra all wet, she would have kicked the living poo out of me.
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Female 4,376
AWWW davey that pic was cute!! I mean yeah it had a huge schlong but so do male dogs. Doesn`t stop them from being freakin adorable! Just don`t look down O.O
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Male 10,440
mmmm she`s hot.
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Male 2,703
the stringy, that makes for an excellent story...

set on fire....heh

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Male 306
Red5TheFinn
Male, 13-17, Canada
1095 Posts Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:47:04 AM
Shellie, it was probably a fruit bat.
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If it was a fruit bat, then you`d think it`d want a bite of those big, juicy melons...

sorry. had to say it =P

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Male 833
lucky bat....
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Male 426
aaah, yeah
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Male 1,244
You`re thinking of Lowell, Indiana. Im in Lowell, Mi. Still pretty close
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Male 483
i miss read part of that... i thought it said

"which flew around the Holiday Inn at Norwich airport before being set on fire in the grounds"

i think it would have made a much more interesting story...

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Male 2,553
wow shes got nice boobs and a nice face.
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Male 426
crown point
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Male 1,244
Fer real aquazuba? Where at?
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Male 140
He wanted to sleep in the dirty pillows.
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Female 5,139
....oh

im deeply disturbed

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Male 12,138
Alice mate, I googled "Fruit Bat", then went to Images. It was number four.
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Female 5,139
"And seriously, how in the name of all that`s holy can you guys think fruit bats are cute? Have you ever SEEN a fruit bat? The male ones are packing like Black Borat on genital growth hormones. "

....its still cute.
i dont wanna know what you googled to find that picture.

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Female 2,258
lol!!
Well, in that picture, sure. Maybe I`ll have to prefer female fruit bats then, because handling a male one could be awkward.
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Male 12,138
vv "Well jeeze Davy... it`s not like I was looking at it`s junk. Goodness."

Jeepers Lauraly, it`s pretty hard to miss... It`s like looking at Mount Rushmore and not noticing the four dudes...

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Male 426
....wow davy, wow...thanks for that...

okay, i dont want a male fruit bat....

maybe to throw at someone...hahah

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Male 84
This is a very rare bat it does not suck blood, but drinks milk.
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Female 2,258
Well jeeze Davy... it`s not like I was looking at it`s junk. Goodness.
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Male 12,138
And seriously, how in the name of all that`s holy can you guys think fruit bats are cute? Have you ever SEEN a fruit bat? The male ones are packing like Black Borat on genital growth hormones.

Click here for link if you dare, I`m sure as hell not posting the pic...

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Male 12,138
Hold on, there was a bat?
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Male 426
and i agree lauraly, fruit bats ARE adorable...

and blackipod, you live, like, right next door

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Male 426
hah....ahaha...

he didnt try to feed?

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Male 18
I thought girls liked "vibrations"....
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Male 418
I`m sure they were talking about her fun bags IkeRay |-P
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Male 2,703
nobody has commented on how large her boobs are?

i need some clarification here, "...and pulled it out for all to see." are they saying she wiped out a fun bag, or just the bat?

and for whoever wanted to know, underwear=bra AND panties

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Male 254
<----speechless....!!!!
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Male 686
Yeah, yeah , bats in her br- SHE KEEPS HER PHONE ON HER BRA?!? WTF?!
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Female 929
Could have been worse.

Could have been one of these dratters!! XD

The Aye-aye - God`s way of saying ``I don`t know what the drat i was thinking``

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Female 2,258
I wish fruit bats were domesticated... they`re ridiculously adorable.
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Male 1,244
Caption: Dainty why cant you be 18 and live in lowell and think that im attractive
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Female 5,139
fruit bats are my fave, they have dog faces.. woof :D
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Female 4,376
I heard about this and remember thinking hoo funny it was she didn`t feel a furry thing or even see it in her bra at all. I mean I look in my bra when Im getting dressed cause the cups are kinda there....

on another note

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE XD


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Female 53
lol the Metro is full of pooe
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Female 5,139
"That`s.... really awkward. You think she`d notice a bat shaped lump in the padding of her bra. "

...:-D bat shaped lump..
that made my day ^-^

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Male 1,361
I have an anaconda in my pants, not the american kind of pants mind.
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Male 134
Holy crud! I live in the same city! :O
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Female 721
I have to wonder how thick her padding had to be for her not to notice a friggin lump the size of a month old kitten on her tit.
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Male 1,556
Shellie, it was probably a fruit bat.
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Female 311
I once had a huge spider in my trousers for about an hour. :(
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Female 317
it took her 5 hours to investigate the unusual disturbance? really?
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Male 1,365
The nice pic offset the truly disturbing news story.
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Male 5,094
"Holy underwear, Batman!"
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Female 374
XD bloody hell ^^ that`s must have been hell
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Female 2,258
That`s.... really awkward. You think she`d notice a bat shaped lump in the padding of her bra.
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Female 779
Damn bitch never answered my calls. :P
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Female 182
So it went from her underwear to her...bra?
Whut?
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Female 40
random
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Female 4,197
wouldnt it bite after 5 hours??
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Male 8,302
Aw cmon, of course she knew it was there! "It was just… oh yeah right there right there… you know… I`m just not in any hurry to get it out, ok!?"
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Male 86
Pervert Vampire
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Male 838
Loofah already won, in my opinion. That was hilarious.
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Male 120
Excuse me,is that a giant black bat in your bra or are you just happy to see me?.....Sorry had to say it
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Female 660
it is a nice resting place,I do admit,but how can`t you notice it? it`s alive!
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Male 3,301
Bla bla bla "theres a snake in my underwear" bla bla etc.
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Male 506
No witty caption needed. Simply `lucky bat`.
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