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Category: Weird
Date: 10/29/08 12:31 AM

60 Responses to I Had A Bat In My Bra!

  1. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 12:35 am
    No witty caption needed. Simply `lucky bat`.
  2. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 12:38 am
    Bla bla bla "theres a snake in my underwear" bla bla etc.
  3. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 12:47 am
    it is a nice resting place,I do admit,but how can`t you notice it? it`s alive!
  4. Profile photo of silv134
    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 12:57 am
    Excuse me,is that a giant black bat in your bra or are you just happy to see me?.....Sorry had to say it
  5. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 1:07 am
    Loofah already won, in my opinion. That was hilarious.
  6. Profile photo of punter75
    punter75 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 1:16 am
    Pervert Vampire
  7. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 1:21 am
    Aw cmon, of course she knew it was there! "It was just… oh yeah right there right there… you know… I`m just not in any hurry to get it out, ok!?"
  8. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 1:27 am
    wouldnt it bite after 5 hours??
  9. Profile photo of gymrat08
    gymrat08 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 2:03 am
    random
  10. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 3:46 am
    So it went from her underwear to her...bra?
    Whut?
  11. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 3:52 am
    Damn bitch never answered my calls. :P
  12. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 3:59 am
    That`s.... really awkward. You think she`d notice a bat shaped lump in the padding of her bra.
  13. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 4:07 am
    XD bloody hell ^^ that`s must have been hell
  14. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 4:08 am
    "Holy underwear, Batman!"
  15. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 4:11 am
    The nice pic offset the truly disturbing news story.
  16. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 5:16 am
    it took her 5 hours to investigate the unusual disturbance? really?
  17. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 5:21 am
    I once had a huge spider in my trousers for about an hour. :(
  18. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 5:47 am
    Shellie, it was probably a fruit bat.
  19. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 6:11 am
    I have to wonder how thick her padding had to be for her not to notice a friggin lump the size of a month old kitten on her tit.
  20. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 6:16 am
    Holy crud! I live in the same city! :O
  21. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 6:18 am
    I have an anaconda in my pants, not the american kind of pants mind.
  22. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:15 am
    "That`s.... really awkward. You think she`d notice a bat shaped lump in the padding of her bra. "

    ...:-D bat shaped lump..
    that made my day ^-^

  23. Profile photo of Mistinguett
    Mistinguett Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:16 am
    lol the Metro is full of pooe
  24. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:23 am
    I heard about this and remember thinking hoo funny it was she didn`t feel a furry thing or even see it in her bra at all. I mean I look in my bra when Im getting dressed cause the cups are kinda there....

    on another note

    LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE XD


  25. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:27 am
    fruit bats are my fave, they have dog faces.. woof :D
  26. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:37 am
    Caption: Dainty why cant you be 18 and live in lowell and think that im attractive
  27. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:37 am
    I wish fruit bats were domesticated... they`re ridiculously adorable.
  28. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:39 am
    Could have been worse.

    Could have been one of these dratters!! XD

    The Aye-aye - God`s way of saying ``I don`t know what the drat i was thinking``

  29. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:50 am
    Yeah, yeah , bats in her br- SHE KEEPS HER PHONE ON HER BRA?!? WTF?!
  30. Profile photo of newlife
    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 7:57 am
    <----speechless....!!!!
  31. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 8:32 am
    nobody has commented on how large her boobs are?

    i need some clarification here, "...and pulled it out for all to see." are they saying she wiped out a fun bag, or just the bat?

    and for whoever wanted to know, underwear=bra AND panties

  32. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 8:56 am
    I`m sure they were talking about her fun bags IkeRay |-P
  33. Profile photo of Rigadoo
    Rigadoo Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:27 am
    I thought girls liked "vibrations"....
  34. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:34 am
    hah....ahaha...

    he didnt try to feed?

  35. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:36 am
    and i agree lauraly, fruit bats ARE adorable...

    and blackipod, you live, like, right next door

  36. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Hold on, there was a bat?
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:48 am
    And seriously, how in the name of all that`s holy can you guys think fruit bats are cute? Have you ever SEEN a fruit bat? The male ones are packing like Black Borat on genital growth hormones.

    Click here for link if you dare, I`m sure as hell not posting the pic...

  38. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Well jeeze Davy... it`s not like I was looking at it`s junk. Goodness.
  39. Profile photo of soundman427
    soundman427 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:55 am
    This is a very rare bat it does not suck blood, but drinks milk.
  40. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 9:56 am
    ....wow davy, wow...thanks for that...

    okay, i dont want a male fruit bat....

    maybe to throw at someone...hahah

  41. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 10:15 am
    vv "Well jeeze Davy... it`s not like I was looking at it`s junk. Goodness."

    Jeepers Lauraly, it`s pretty hard to miss... It`s like looking at Mount Rushmore and not noticing the four dudes...

  42. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 10:25 am
    lol!!
    Well, in that picture, sure. Maybe I`ll have to prefer female fruit bats then, because handling a male one could be awkward.
  43. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 10:29 am
    "And seriously, how in the name of all that`s holy can you guys think fruit bats are cute? Have you ever SEEN a fruit bat? The male ones are packing like Black Borat on genital growth hormones. "

    ....its still cute.
    i dont wanna know what you googled to find that picture.

  44. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Alice mate, I googled "Fruit Bat", then went to Images. It was number four.
  45. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 10:39 am
    ....oh

    im deeply disturbed

  46. Profile photo of seankerr001
    seankerr001 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 10:55 am
    He wanted to sleep in the dirty pillows.
  47. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 11:12 am
    Fer real aquazuba? Where at?
  48. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 11:14 am
    crown point
  49. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 11:14 am
    wow shes got nice boobs and a nice face.
  50. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 11:37 am
    i miss read part of that... i thought it said

    "which flew around the Holiday Inn at Norwich airport before being set on fire in the grounds"

    i think it would have made a much more interesting story...

  51. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 11:49 am
    You`re thinking of Lowell, Indiana. Im in Lowell, Mi. Still pretty close
  52. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 11:55 am
    aaah, yeah
  53. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    lucky bat....
  54. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    Red5TheFinn
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    1095 Posts Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:47:04 AM
    Shellie, it was probably a fruit bat.
    -----------------------------------
    If it was a fruit bat, then you`d think it`d want a bite of those big, juicy melons...

    sorry. had to say it =P

  55. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    the stringy, that makes for an excellent story...

    set on fire....heh

  56. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    mmmm she`s hot.
  57. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    AWWW davey that pic was cute!! I mean yeah it had a huge schlong but so do male dogs. Doesn`t stop them from being freakin adorable! Just don`t look down O.O
  58. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    wow.
    freakin bat.
    but if she found me snuggled in her bra all wet, she would have kicked the living poo out of me.
  59. Profile photo of NRid4
    NRid4 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    okay, burn it now.
  60. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    It was so cute and cuddly and then it bit me and I got rabies.

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