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Date: 10/08/08 12:00 PM

715 Responses to I-A-B’s Caption If You Can Contest + No. 13

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 11:23 am
    Link: I-A-B’s Caption If You Can Contest + No. 13 - Time for a new CIYC contest. You know the rules, submit as many captions as you`d like. My advice? Be funny. Good luck.
  2. Profile photo of rhyknow
    rhyknow Male 13-17
    32 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    Caption: Christ, Marilyn Manson has let himself go.
  3. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    THE KISS CONVENTION WAS THE PREVIOUS WEEK
  4. Profile photo of Hishan
    Hishan Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    MOOD OF BANKERS VISIBLY DETERIORATES AS SHARES PLUNGE ONCE MORE
  5. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    Captions are in ALL CAPS!

    Not CAPTION: "blah blah blah"
    but CAPTION "BLAH BLAH BLAH"

  6. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    WE`LL MEET AT 11 JUST SO YOU RECOGNISE ME I`LL BE THE ONE WITH THE CHAIN BRACELET
  7. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    CAPTION: "NOBODY LOVES RAYMOND"
    CAPTION: "THER WUZ OTHER PEOPLEZ, BUT DA FAT GOTH EATED DEM"
    CAPTION: "FAT GOTH, +3 TO ANTISOCIALISM"
  8. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    THE NEXT DAVID BLAINE STUNT
  9. Profile photo of Betholia
    Betholia Female 13-17
    32 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    AAAAAAAAAALLLLL BYYYYY MYSEEEELF
    ....
    DON`T WANNA BE AAAAAAAAALLLL BYYYYY MYSEEEELF
  10. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    AN ORDER OF YOUR FINEST PIGS BLOOD PLEASE AND HOLD THE TABASCO
  11. Profile photo of pastaface
    pastaface Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    Caption:

    Heavy Metal: It sits alone and eats a jar of Smuckers for lunch.

  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    CAPTION: IT BEGAN TO DAWN ON DEATHSPIDER THAT HE`D GOT THE ADDRESS WRONG- PERHAPS THIS WASN`T THE "DOOM DUNGEON" NIGHTCLUB AFTER ALL...
  13. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    IM SOOOOOO WRONRY
  14. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    BLIND DATE HORROR STORY IN THE MAKING.
  15. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    MARK WAS SAD BECAUSE HE WANTED DIET DR.PEPPER, BUT GOT A MR.PIBB INSTEAD
  16. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    "NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I`VE SEEN...NOBODY KNOWS MY SORROW..."
  17. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    CAPTION: "LOOK AT THAT KISS FAN, HE`S NOT COOL LIKE US!" SAID THE FAT ACNE-RIDDEN ANIME COS-PLAYER.
  18. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    CAPTION: "LITTLE SUZIE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN`T FEAR FAT GOTHS"

    CAPTION: "TRAGIC RESULT FROM LOSING TOO MANY GAMES OF GUESS WHO? TO LITTLE GIRLS"

  19. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    DON`T WORRY HONEY IT LOOKS LIKE HE`S CHAINED TO THAT TABLE.
  20. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
    401 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    SILLY GOTH, SOCIAL INTERACTION IS FOR NORMALS!
  21. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    LIVE FROM THE ANNUAL GENE SIMMONS FAN CLUB CONVENTION
  22. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    CAPTION: BLIND DATES, THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY A GOTH & AN ANIME COSPLAYER CAN MEET.
  23. Profile photo of AnunOMiss
    AnunOMiss Female 18-29
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    MAYBE IF I SIT AT THE ONLY TABLE WITHOUT A WHITE TOP, THEY WONT NOTICE MY FACE IS COVERED WITH THE PAINT THEY FORGOT TO USE ON TABLE.
  24. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    EVEN JEAN SIMMONS WOULDN`T SIT NEXT TO HIM.
  25. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    IS THAT DAKOTA FANNING BEHIND HIM?
  26. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
    401 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    POOR STEVE, MACY`S MAKEUP DEPARTMENT WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD...
  27. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    I DON`T CARE WHAT MY PARENTS SAY I THINK HE LOOKS NEAT.
  28. Profile photo of geckosftw
    geckosftw Male 13-17
    52 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    THE NEW STARBUCKS AD DIDN`T GO AS WELL AS THEY PLANED
  29. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    HEY, GENE SIMMONS HAS HAD THOUSANDS OF GIRLS, SO IT SHOULD WORK FOR ME, RIGHT?...RIGHT?
  30. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    MOMMY! MOMMY! THE RHINO IS GETTING TOO CLOSE TO THE CAR!
  31. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    ON HIS COMFORT BREAK EDMUND LIKED TO WORK OUT SUDOKO PUZZLES IN HIS HEAD
  32. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    THAT GIRL IS ABOUT TO BACKHAND THAT OTHER ONES ASS
  33. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    THE MANAGEMENT TOOK A LAX CONTROL ON STAFF UNIFORMS
  34. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    DAMIT GLEN I TOLD YOU TUESDAYS WERE KISS DAYS! THURSDAYS ARE INVISIBILITY CLOAK DAYS!
  35. Profile photo of Sorax3
    Sorax3 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    WELCOME TO THE FIRST MEETING OF THE LONERS GROUP...
  36. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    is the girl in red saying "DON`T LOOK NOW BUT ISN`T THAT EDMUND FROM ACCOUNTING"
  37. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    FAR FROM HIS NATURAL HABITAT AND TRYING HARD NOT TO PANIC DEATHSREAM ATTEMPTS TO BLEND INTO HIS NEW SURROUNDINGS.
  38. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
  39. Profile photo of phlem
    phlem Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    WHY WON`T THEY GIVE ME ANY FOOD?
  40. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    AND IF YOU SHOULD COME ACROSS THE CANTEEN TROLL BE VERY AWARE CHILDREN AS YOU WILL NEED TO CROSS HIS PALM WITH AN EYE OF NEWT AND A LIZARDS STOOL
  41. Profile photo of bigking444
    bigking444 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    MIND FREAK!!! MIND FREAK!!!!
  42. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    I`M SO NON-CONFORMIST I`VE DECIDED TO CONFORM.
  43. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    I`M STILL ONLY HALF A GOTH. PARTY CITY RAN OUT OF WHITE MAKEUP FOR ME TO PAINT MY ARMS :(
  44. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    THIS IS THE LAST TIME I`M GOING TO TELL YOU: THEY AREN`T IMAGINARY FRIENDS SEATED AROUND MY TABLE, THEY`RE SPECTRAL DEMONS FROM THE UNDERWORLD! UNDERWORLD!!
  45. Profile photo of AnunOMiss
    AnunOMiss Female 18-29
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    INSTEAD OF PAINTING THE LAST TABLE AS INSTRUCTED, JOE DECIDED TO GET CREATIVE WITH HIS FACE PAINTING SKILLS.
  46. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    GUITAR HERO III IS REAL!!! ITS LARS!
  47. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    EDMUND WAS BUGGERED IT WAS ANOTHER 7 HOURS TILL SUN DOWN AND HAD FORGOTTEN HIS SUN SCREEN
  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    SHOCKED, OPIE WISELY DECIDED TO PASS UP ON THE BLIND DATE, AND POST HIS PICTURE ON I-A-B INSTEAD.
  49. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    IT WASN`T THE MAKEUP THAT LEFT GAVIN SITTING ALONE, BUT RATHER THE HORRIBLE FART THAT HE JUST LET LOOSE.
  50. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GENE SIMMONS DEVELOPS ALZHEIMER`S. HE STILL THINKS HE`S IN THE BAND KISS AND HE HAS NO CLUE WHERE THE HELL HE IS.
  51. Profile photo of kapow111
    kapow111 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    HA LOOK AT ALL THOSE FREAKS IN THEIR "NORMAL" CLOTHES!
  52. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    LITTLE SUSIE WAS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE FAT GOTH TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON TO DEVOUR HER SOUL
  53. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    AND HERE`S A LOOK AT TYRA`S UPCOMING SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
  54. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    AWW CRAP, I FORGOT TO PAINT MY ARMS.

    NOW I`M POSITIVELY CLASHING.

  55. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    Who`s up for musical chairs!
  56. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    *WHISTLES* I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE. THEY ARE REALLY LATE. OH, THE PAINTERS MISSED A SPOT ON THE WALL OVER THERE. WILL THEY EVER PAINT THAT SPOT? ITS REALLY ANNOYING ME.
  57. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    LITTLE EMILY WAS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT BRINGING HER LIFESIZED GOTH DOLL OUT TO PLAY WITH AND DECIDED TO CONCENTRATE ON HER CRAYONS
  58. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    DAD?
  59. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    DEATHSCREAM BEGAN TO FEEL THE FIRST STIRRINGS OF REAL PANIC. HE WAS LOST, HE WAS HUNGRY, AND HE WANTED HIS TEDDY BEAR.
  60. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    OWNED!
  61. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    HOW FANCY SPENT HIS LUNCH HOUR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
  62. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    WHAT? DO I SMELL BAD?
  63. Profile photo of bloomfever
    bloomfever Female 30-39
    64 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Ok isn`t this where the Kiss Army meets on Thursdays?
  64. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    sorry, couldn`t resist that Fancy comment.
  65. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    "MY MUM THINKS I`M COOL"
  66. Profile photo of SpacemnSpiff
    SpacemnSpiff Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    Caption: "Why is everybody dressed so weird?"

    Caption: I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity, any girl who isn`t me tonight.

  67. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HER FLOWERS INSTEAD OF THIS NIPPLE RING
  68. Profile photo of w00tie
    w00tie Male 18-29
    16 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    SO, MY FRIENDS, WELCOME TO THE ROUND TABLE OF DOOM!
  69. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT KID WITH MY LATÉ!"
  70. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE.
  71. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    GARY WAS A LITTLE DISSAPOINTED GENE SIMMONS DIDN`T TURN UP FOR HIS KISS CONVENTION BUT HE WAS GLAD TO BE OUT ANYWAY.
  72. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    GOTHMOG REPLAYED THE JOB INTERVIEW IN HIS MIND. WHERE DID IT GO WRONG? WAS IT SOMETHING HE SAID?
  73. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    DIET COKE REALLY DOES TURN YOU EMO
  74. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    STOOD UP YET AGAIN, HELLSPAWN BEGAN TO WONDER IF IT <I>WAS</I> THE CORPSE PAINT AFTER ALL.

    THE LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL TO "WHERE`S WALDO," "GO FIND GOTHY," WASN`T QUITE THE HIT THE PUBLISHERS EXPECTED.

  75. Profile photo of ethoma1
    ethoma1 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    I thought it was Singles Night?
  76. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    I`M ALL ALONE...THERE`S NO ONE HERE BESIDE ME...
    ....EXCEPT <I>SATAN.</I>

  77. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    I ATE MY FRIEND AGAIN.
  78. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO BREAK-IN THEIR COSTUME BEFORE THE BIG DAY.
    IF ONLY THAT WAS TRUE *BITES FIST*
  79. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER, ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESNT BELONG HERE!!!
  80. Profile photo of dogbitten
    dogbitten Male 18-29
    28 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    LONELY, IM SO LONELY, I HAVE NOBODY TO CALL MY OOOOOOWWWNN
  81. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
  82. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    NOW YOU WAIT IN THE CANTEEN WHILE I FINISH THE SHOPPING AND IF YOU EVER THROW THAT KIND OF TANTRUM IN THE MAKE UP AISLE AGAIN YOU`LL BE OUT THE DOOR SON
  83. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    FU%K MY LIFE.
  84. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    SUDDENLY, 33 YEAR-OLD JASON WONDERS IF MAYBE IT WASN`T SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO JUMP THROUGH THE MAGIC POTAL THAT APPEARED BEFORE HIM WHILE PLAYING DIABLO II
  85. Profile photo of monkeymisfit
    monkeymisfit Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    PLEASE DONT FEED THE DEATH METAL GUY
  86. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Apparently, Gary`s happy meal was broken.
  87. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    NIGEL WOKE WITH THE BIGGEST HANGOVER OF HIS LIFE CHAINED TO A CHAIR AND THE WEDDING ONLY 2 HOURS AWAY THANK F*** HE DIDN`T HAVE A MIRROR
  88. Profile photo of ragon2727
    ragon2727 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    CLOUDS FIRST ATTEMPT TO GET AERIS TO NOTICE HIM BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL DIDN`T GO WELL.
  89. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    WAIT THIS ISNT THE KISS CONCERT?! DAMN THAT REDNECK WHO GAVE ME DIRECTIONS!
  90. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    APPARENTLY THE GATEWAY TO THE UNDERWORLD WAS IN A LITTLE CANTEEN IN SEARS
  91. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    APPARENTLY, GARY`S HAPPY MEAL WAS BROKEN.
  92. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    HE STOOD ME UP...AGAIN. WHY?!
  93. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    "COME SIT ON MY LAP CHILDREN!"
  94. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    HMMMMM, MY FRIENDS ARE JUST LATE IS ALL, THEY PROBABLY COULDN`T WAIT AND WENT ON AHEAD TO THE KISS CONCERT, OH WELL, MORE FOOD FOR ME :D
  95. Profile photo of Scoteo
    Scoteo Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    I REALLY HOPE MY BLIND DATE ISN`T A FREAK!
  96. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    MAYBE IF I SIT HERE LONG ENOUGH, PEOPLE WILL THINK MY OUTFIT IS COOL AND GIVE ME MONEY TO DANCE FOR THEM. THEN I COULD FINALLY BUY THE WII!
  97. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    LOOKING FOR HISGAY MIDGET GIMP HE PONDERED IFTHE WOBBLY CHAIR WAS WORTH SWAPPING
  98. Profile photo of fighterjoe22
    fighterjoe22 Female 13-17
    26 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    VIRGIN
  99. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    IS MY MAKE-UP SMUDGING?
  100. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE TEA, MR. WIGGLES? MY, WHAT A LOVELY HAT. BEAUTIFUL WEATHER WE`RE HAVING, ISN`T IT?"
  101. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    THERE IS A SPIDER RIGHT THERE. ON THE WALL. I WONDER IF HE THINKS I MADE MY MAKE UP ALRIGHT TODAY. HE IS MY MOTIVATION.
  102. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    *KISS FAN*: HEY, BLOND HAIRED KID, IS THIS THE KISS CONVENTION? I REALLY, REALLY WANTED TO MEET GENE SIMMONS! *hyperventilates*
  103. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    ...WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
  104. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    DON`T TAKE MY PICTURE! YOU`RE STEALING MY SOUL!
  105. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    I FOUND HIM IN THE MALL! MOM..CAN I KEEP HIM? PLEAAAAAASE?
  106. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    GOTHIC SEPHIROTH:HEY ISN`T THAT AERITH GAINSBOROUGH FROM FINAL FANTASY 7?
  107. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    ALRIGHT GUYS, WELCOME TO THE FIRST MEETING OF THE KISS FAN CLUB, UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NOT YET RECRUITED ANY NON-IMAGINARY MEMBERS...
  108. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    LOOKING IS FREE. TOUCHING IS GOING TO COST YOU.
  109. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    EXCUSE ME...

  110. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    CAPTION:"LOOKING FOR HIS GAY MIDGET GIMP HE PONDERED IF THE WOBBLY CHAIR WAS WORTH SWAPPING"
  111. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    I AM AN ANIMAL. RAWR.
  112. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    I HAVE FRIENDS, I REALLY DO! SEE, LOOK AT THOSE THREE SEATS-- MY FRIENDS! CASE AND POINT.
  113. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    WAIT... YOU MEAN HALLOWEEN`S TOMORROW?
  114. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    MAKEUP DOES WONDERFUL THINGS.
  115. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    I HAVE THE ONLY TABLE WITHOUT A WHITE TOP ON IT. I`M SUCH AN OUTSIDER.
  116. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    "HEY LADY! PSSSST.... PSSST....! lady: WHAT DO YOU WANT, FREAK?! freak: ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?"
  117. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    NOW WHERE DID I GO WRONG WITH THAT INCANTATION HELL ON EARTH NO IT`S SEEMS I`VE PUT MYSELF IN MY OWN PERSONAL HELL. WHERE`S VOLDEMORT WHEN YOU NEED HIM
  118. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    IGNORE ME!
  119. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    ...SINCE WHEN IS EATING A CRIME?
  120. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    I COULD`VE SWORN KISS WERE PLAYING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE...
  121. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    I WONDER WHY EVERYBODY IS SO FAR AWAY FROM ME. I DON`T BITE... THAT OFTEN.
  122. Profile photo of Dnyjec
    Dnyjec Male 13-17
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    FAT GUY`S DON`T LOOK GOOD IN GOTH.
  123. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    SEE THAT BLONDE CHICK BEHIND ME? AND THAT JAR ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF ME? YEA. I PUT IT IN HER HAIR.
  124. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    KEEP STARING. I MIGHT DO A TRICK.
  125. Profile photo of Halfacookie
    Halfacookie Male 13-17
    25 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    WHY WONT ANYBODY SIT WITH ME!!
  126. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    ITS THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS, BUT FOR ME, IT AIN"T THAT GREAT.
  127. Profile photo of thecoolest
    thecoolest Male 13-17
    35 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    STEVE HAD BEEN TRICKED. THE FANCY DRESS THEME WAS ANYTHING BUT GOTH. IT WAS IN FACT, SMART CASUAL.
  128. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    I`m at a cosplay convention dressed in costume.
  129. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    GENE SIMMONS WAS BITTERLY DISSAPOINTED AT HOW HIS FAN BASE HAS DWINDELED. . . AGAIN
  130. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    ISN`T THIS WHERE THE KISS CONFERENCE IS BEING HELD???
  131. Profile photo of thecoolest
    thecoolest Male 13-17
    35 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    HE`S AT, GET THIS, A GOTH-EE SHOP!!!11
  132. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    CAPTION "EVERYONE NEW HE WAS FAKE WHEN THEY NOTICED HE WAS DRINKING A BRAND NAME"
  133. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    I`M LIKE PACMAN. I EAT ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE. AND WHEN THE GHOSTS ARE WHITE, THEY RUN AWAY FROM ME.
  134. Profile photo of maehara
    maehara Female 18-29
    27 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    AND SO THE PREDATOR WILL WAIT, SLOWLY GAINING THEIR TRUST, BEFORE IT`S TIME TO STRIKE
  135. Profile photo of killamop
    killamop Male 13-17
    72 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    WHAT? IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?
  136. Profile photo of Nevermore7
    Nevermore7 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    CAPTION: "HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU`RE ALL ALONE AND NO ONE LIKES YOU? ...IT`S TRUE."
  137. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    CAPTION "NOT REALISING HE WAS BEING WATHED STEVE PROCEEDED TO MASTURBATE AND BURP"
  138. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    LOOKING BACK 25 YEARS, IT REALLY WASN`T A SURPRISE THAT ROSIE O`DONNELL TURNED OUT TO BE A LESBIAN.
  139. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    CAPTION "NOT WANTING TO BE SEEN PIXLEDORM CONCENTRATED ON NOT FARTING"
  140. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    PETER LIKES TO DRESS UP, TODAY HE DRESSES LIKE A GOTH, ITS NOT GOING SO WELL FOR PETER.
  141. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    CAPTION "mAT WANTED TO DRESS DOWN FOR SUCH A SOCIAL OCCASION, BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?"
  142. Profile photo of redink55
    redink55 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    GORDON IS STARTING TO THINK HE SHOULDN`T HAVE LOST THAT BET
  143. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    *WATCHED*
  144. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    THE RECONCILLIATION WAS NOT GOING WELL "COM`ON WENDY DON`T IGNORE ME," "LISTEN EDMUND I TOLD YOU IT`S NOT GOOD FOR OUR KIDS SINCE YOU STARTED LISTENING TO CRADLE OF FILTH YOU`VE CHANGED"
  145. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    HE THOUGHT BEING DIFFERENT WOULD DRAW PEOPLE TO HIM... FAIL
  146. Profile photo of maehara
    maehara Female 18-29
    27 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    WINKLES WAS HUMILIATED THAT THE OTHER CLOWNS HAD REJECTED HIM. HIS MAKE-UP WASN`T THAT DIFFERENT, WAS IT?
  147. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    I`M WAITING FOR MCCDONALD`S TO OPEN. IN MY WAIT, I WILL STARE OFF IN THE DISTANCE.
  148. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    OZZIE WAITED PATIENTLY FOR HIS BLIND DATE SHARON TO SHOW UP.
  149. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    CAPTION "THINKING OF HIS BOMB NEXT TO HIM IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL SOMEONE PHONED HIS TRIGGER"
  150. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN`T THE FLUFFY UNICORN CONVENTION?! I DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION AND EVERYTHING!
  151. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    DOESN`T THAT LADY KNOW PINK AND BLACK CLASH? SOMEONE CALL THE FASHION POLICE!
  152. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    I`M SO RONERY... |-(
  153. Profile photo of redink55
    redink55 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    DOES THAT CHICK REALIZE SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EXTRA FROM "GREASE"? NOT THAT I`VE SEEN IT OR ANYTHING.
  154. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    HEH. LOOK AT ALL THESE LOSERS.
  155. Profile photo of I-Am-Rambo
    I-Am-Rambo Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    ...AND THATS WHY DISCO DIED.
  156. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    BUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH
    EMO MAAAAAN emo maaaan
    HERE I AM ALL BY MY LONESOME, SITTING HERE WITHIN THE FOOD COURT
    EMO MAAAAAN emo maaan.
  157. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    I LIKE BEING LONELY. IT GIVES ME TIME TO THINK.
  158. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    WHEN YOU`RE GENE SIMMONS IN FULL MAKEUP AT THE FOOD COURT AND NO ONE RECOGNIZES YOU... DEPRESSION KICKS IN.
  159. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    "NEVER SAW YOU LOOKING SO LOVELY AS YOU DID TONIGHT, LOOKING FOR A LITTLE ROMANCE, GIVEN HALF THE CHANCE, THE LADY IN REEEDDDD!!! IS DANCING WITH ME CHEEK TO CHEEK" OH WAIT! SHE`S NOT
  160. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    HEAVY METAL: IT SITS ALONE AND EATS A JAR OF SMUCKERS FOR LUNCH.


    note-- this is not mine, it`s pastaface`s, but he didn`t put it in caps lock. so i decided to submit it for him the right way because it made me laugh and i think its a good one

  161. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    DEAR DIARY, I STALKED GENE SIMMONS IN THE FOOD COURT AGAIN TODAY...
  162. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    AFTER A TOUGH GIG, KISS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS.
  163. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    THE KIDS SEEM LESS DRAWN TO THE NEW RONALD MCDONALD.
  164. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    SEE RULE NUMBER 2
  165. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    JANE HAD REQUESTED A GARTH BROOKS COVER FOR HER RECEPTION, BUT ALL THEY HAD LEFT WAS GENE SIMMONS.
  166. Profile photo of gblak
    gblak Male 13-17
    45 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    "THAT LITTLE BLOND HAIRED KID BEHIND IS SOOO WEIRD"
  167. Profile photo of Kamarov
    Kamarov Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    OH CRAP.. NOTE TO SELF: WASH FACEPAINT OFF AFTER ICP CONCERT, BEFORE GOING INTO PUBLIC.
  168. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    "I WONDER WHERE THE GUYS ARE..."

    "MAYBE I SHOULDVE DRESSED MORE OBVIOUSLY, THEIR NEVER GOING TO NOTICE ME LIKE THIS"

  169. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    MOMMY, MOMMY, LOOK WHO I FOUND!

    NO, HONEY, YOUR BROTHER MADE SOME BAD DECISIONS AND WE DONT LOVE HIM ANYMORE...HOW ABOUT SOME ICE CREAM?

  170. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    AND WITH ONE WAVE OF MY CHAIN CLAD HAND TOTAL ALIENATION! BOL****S ANNIHILATION D*** MY DYSLEXIA "VOLDEMORT!" CAN YOU HELP ME HERE
  171. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    CARLSBERG DOES`NT DO LATEX GOTH CLOWN`S...

    BUT IF THEY DID THEY`D,

    PROBABLY BE THE BEST

  172. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    GENE SIMMONS CALLED, HE WANTS HIS...AH, F*** IT, ITS TOO EASY.
  173. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    LARRY BEGAN TO WONDER IF HIS DEODORANT HAD STOPPED WORKING.
  174. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    I WANT MY MOMMY
  175. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    IT`S ALWAYS THE ONE`S YOU LEAST EXPECT THINKS LITTLE JENNY AS SHE BRINGS OUT HER OOZY 9MM AND LAYS WASTE THE MALL
  176. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    ... ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESNT BELONG
  177. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN`T THE COW LOVER CONVENTION? I DRESSED UP FOR IT AND EVERYTHING!
  178. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    THATS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. LOOK AT WHAT SHE IS EATING
  179. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    "I`M SO NERVOUS, AND WHEN I`M NERVOUS I..."

    "UH-OH"

  180. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE THE KFC MEETING. KISS FOUNDATION OF COOLNESS.
  181. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    CINDER HAD AWOKEN IN A STRANGE NEW WORLD. COULD IT ALL BE JUST A TERRIBLE DREAM?
  182. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    IS THAT THE KID WHO TRIED TO FEED THE LIVE ANIMALS TO THE GOTH, ER, CROCODILE?
  183. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    INDIVIGUALITY, IT`S NOT ALWAYS WHAT IT`S CRACKED UP TO BE.
  184. Profile photo of smatie69
    smatie69 Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    WITH A SMALL TEAR IN HIS EYE GEOFF SADLY REALISED THE 19TH ANUAL KISS CONVENTION WOULD PROBABLY BE THE LAST
  185. Profile photo of lukeanthony
    lukeanthony Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    I JUST WANT TO DANCE...I JUST WANT TO DANCE. i JUST WANT TO DANCE! GOSH!
  186. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    WHEN JENNY WON A MAKEOVER ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW, SHE CLEARLY DIDN`T KNOW IT WOULD BE DONE BY THE RACOON.
  187. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    GENE SIMMONS HAS REALLY LET HIMSELF GO.
  188. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    CARROT TOP`S LOOKING FOR A NEW GIMMICK.
  189. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    SING "ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES. ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN`T BELONG"
  190. Profile photo of flyerZ
    flyerZ Male 18-29
    33 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    "DARE TO BE DIFFERENT"

    like in that famous picture with the red rose surrounded by a bunch of yellow flowers...

  191. Profile photo of lukeanthony
    lukeanthony Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    I CAN`T BELIEVE NANCY THAID VAGINA IN CLATH TODAY...THERIOUTHLY...
  192. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    HE CAN DANCE IF HE WANTS TO. HE CAN LEAVE HIS FRIENDS BEHIND. BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS DONT DANCE AND IF THEY DONT DANCE THEN THEY`RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!
  193. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1521 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    YOUR DOING IT WRONG! THERES NO BLACK AND WHITE IN THIS ROOM! IT MAKES YOU STAND OUT, INSTEAD OF BEING SHUNNED AND UNSEEN!
  194. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    AND NOW FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF "NAME THAT GENDER!".
  195. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    John McCain in his "maveric" years
  196. Profile photo of starwarsbob
    starwarsbob Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    IT SUCKS BEING THE ONLY GOTH IN UTAH.
  197. Profile photo of csouder
    csouder Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    EVEN IF YOU ARE THE COOLEST KID IN THE MALL, EVERYONE WILL STILL SMELL YOUR FARTS AND RUN.
  198. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    BEHIND THE MAKE-UP AND FAT SUIT, ASHTON KUTCHER WAS SCOUTING FOR VICTIMS FOR HIS NEW SHOW: GOTH`D
  199. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    You consume 1 or 2 souls and now you are the bad guy! what is this world coming to
  200. Profile photo of Rimando898
    Rimando898 Male 13-17
    32 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    FIRST THEY`LL READ MY POETRY, THEN THEY`LL LOVE ME
  201. Profile photo of SillyChica
    SillyChica Female 13-17
    85 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    ONE, IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER THAT YOU EVER KNEWWW....
  202. Profile photo of pastaface
    pastaface Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Re-post of my orignial

    HEAVY METAL: IT SITS ALONE AND EATS A JAR OF SMUCKERS FOR LUNCH.

    Thanks to theHushSound for pointing out my mistake. Much appreciated. And thanks for laughing.

  203. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    "IM NOT A GOTH, IM A PANDA! EVERYONE LOVES A PANDA"
  204. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3292 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    CAPTION: STEVE KNEW HE NEEDED TO SHOWER WHEN NO ONE WOULD SIT WITHIN A 10 FOOT RADIUS OF HIM.

    CAPTION: STEVE WAS EATING SOME LUNCH BEFORE GOING TO THE GENE SIMMONS LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST.

  205. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Unbeknownst to Beth, Peter Criss and the boys were NOT playing . . . all night
  206. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    "SIR, IM AFRAID WE`RE GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE" "IT`S BECAUSE IM A PANDA, ISN`T IT?"
  207. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    "SIR YOU HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW!" "IS IT BECAUSE IM A PANDA?" "NO, IT`S BECAUSE YOU`RE A DEMON WORSHIPPING PANDA" "I CAN`T HELP WHAT I AM"
  208. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    If you want, fancylad you can put my last to captions together. I dont mind tho, ur contest :P
  209. Profile photo of TTCA
    TTCA Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    WAIT A MINUTE? THIS ISN`T THE KISS REUNION GIG?

    SOMETIMES THE MOST OBVIOUS CAMOFLAGE IS THE BEST.

    WHY SO SHOCKED? YOU REALLY EXPECT HIM TO FIT IN ANYWHERE?

    I`M NOT ALONE! MY FRIENDS ARE REAL .. HONEST!

    HES NORMAL. ITS THE OTHER 30 PEOPLE WHO ARE THE FREAKS!

  210. Profile photo of Polish_Lacey
    Polish_Lacey Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    CAPTION: CALL THE LAWYERS, I`M DEFFINATELY NOT LUVVIN` IT.
  211. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    SUDDENLY IT BURST INTO SONG:
    L IS FOR THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME
    O IS FOR THE ONLY ONE I SEE
    V IS VERY, VERY EXTRAORDINARY...
  212. Profile photo of Meeqs
    Meeqs Female 18-29
    35 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Brian Urlacher before joining the Bears
  213. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    WITH THE RIGHT DRUGS, YOU TOO CAN BE A SOCIAL REGECT.
  214. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    "MOMMY! LOOK AT THAT MAN!" "ROCK ON FREAKY BRO!!"

    PS the ON should be in capital letters or emphasised in some way for maximum comical effect :D

  215. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    LING-LING STILL SEEMED VERY SAD AFTER THE LOSS OF HER CUB.
  216. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    LOOK AT THE LOSER IN THE BLUE DRESS BEHIND THE PANDA. WHAT A LOSER. HEY LOSER, WHY DONT YOU PET THE PANDA, HUH? TO MUCH OF A LOSER? LOSER.
  217. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLES I`VE SEEN...
  218. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    WHERE`S EMO?
  219. Profile photo of TheBLB
    TheBLB Male 18-29
    237 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    "NO ONE WANTS TO BE PETER CRISS.... NOT EVEN PETER CRISS"
  220. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    SO...IS HIS FACE BLACK WITH WHITE ON IT OR WHITE WITH BLACK ON IT?
  221. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    UNBEKNOWNST TO BETH, PETER CRISS AND THE BOYS WERE NOT PLAYING . . . ALL NIGHT
  222. Profile photo of Hat-Trick
    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    128 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    DAMN. THEY SAID KISS TRIBUTE CONCERT WAS IN THE CAFETERIA AT 7:00 <B>AM
  223. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    (GIRL IN RED SHIRT) WOW. GENE SIMMONS REALLY LET HIMSELF GO.
  224. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    MY SODA SAID SEIG HEIL.
  225. Profile photo of Riceslayer
    Riceslayer Male 18-29
    68 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    A RARE SIGHT OF THE, ONCE FLURISHING SPEICES, GOTHIC KID,WHICH NOW ENDANGERED,THANKS THE EMO-SOURUS.
  226. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    I WONDER IF JACK KEVORKIAN WOULD COME OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR ME.
  227. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    SOMEONE JUST TOLD HIM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE WAS BREAKING UP...
  228. Profile photo of bmfw
    bmfw Male 30-39
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Once again Timmy is heart broken since the level 40 paladin he met playing world of warcraft stood him up again.
  229. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Aw cr*ap! someone already wrote the one i wrote!
  230. Profile photo of Llave
    Llave Female 18-29
    49 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    MOMMY ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA IF I EVER GOT LOST IN THE MALL.
  231. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    CAPTION : AFTER GETTING REJECTED BY KISS, IT TURNED TO A LIFE OF EATING SMALL CHILDREN.
  232. Profile photo of bmfw
    bmfw Male 30-39
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    If I sit very very still maybe mall security won`t see me.
  233. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    AS RANDY AWOKE HE LOOKED AROUND THE UNFAMILIAR ROOM. SOMEHOW IN HIS DRUG INDUCED STATE HE HAD STRAYED FROM THE CONCERT. "IT`S FINE" HE THOUGHT, "I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT". "ALL I HAVE TO DO HE THOUGHT IS KEEP COOL AND TRY TO BLEND IN."
  234. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    HE SAID ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING IT. IF THAT`S TRUE, WHY CAN`T HE FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT WITH?
  235. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    AND ZACH WONDERS WHY PEOPLE DON`T SIT NEAR HIM.
  236. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    RANDY EVENTUALLY REALISED HIS MOM WAS RIGHT AND GAVE UP ON HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A PRIVATE EYE.
  237. Profile photo of minicabbage
    minicabbage Male 13-17
    104 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    "THERE WERE FOUR OTHER`S, I JUST GOT HUNGRY"
  238. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    I`M SO PATHETIC, I`LL HAVE TO TAKE A ROOFIE JUST TO JERK OFF.
  239. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Caption:

    PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THIS ARE IDIOTS. END OF STORY.

    I hope this quote loses (lulz).

  240. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    UGH. HOT TOPIC IS CLOSED NOOOOOOO..I DIDNT FINISH THE BLACK DETAILING UNDER MY EYES

    or

    OK BOBBY(imaginary friend) ITS YOUR BET..I BET THIS SODA AND IF I WIN I GET TO EAT YOUR SOUL

    or

    WHO DOES THIS BISH THINK SHE IS..TAKING THE TABLE BEHIND ME.

    or

    ITS TOO BRIGHT IN HERE..AND WOW IM FAT

  241. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    TEN BUCKS SAYS THERE USED TO BE THREE CHILDREN AROUND HIM 20 MINUTES AGO
  242. Profile photo of jazzoon
    jazzoon Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    "SO... YOU`RE TELLING ME THIS ISN`T THE GOTH CONVENTION?"
  243. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    GOTH. BECAUSE THE WORLD HAS A SICK SENSE OF HUMOUR
  244. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    "PEOPLE AT SCHOOL HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT A KISS CONVENTION AT THE MALL...RUDY HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE`D BEEN DUPED."
  245. Profile photo of TTCA
    TTCA Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    AS HIS KISS THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY CAME TO AN END, DAVE ONCE AGAIN SAT VICTORIOUS IN A LIFE-THREATENING GAME OF SIMMONS SAYS.

    (a play of the party game `simon says`)

  246. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    welcome to IAB, jazzon
  247. Profile photo of E86
    E86 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    JUST AFTER THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN, THE FOUR MAKE-UP WEARING OUTCASTS WERE BROUGHT TOGETHER BY THE GUIDING HAND OF FATE. THEIR BAND, "KISS" CAME LATER.
  248. Profile photo of minicabbage
    minicabbage Male 13-17
    104 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    MALE, 19, GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR
  249. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    RADY SAT MULLING OVER HIS LIFE. THE ECONOMY WAS GOING DOWN THE TUBE. HIS FAVORITE BAND HAD SPLIT UP. AND IF HE DIDN`T COME UP WITH THE MONEY FOR HIS EXORCIST HE WAS GOING TO BE REPOSSESSED.
  250. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    NOW THAT O.J.`S BEHIND BARS, I GUESS IT`S UP TO ME TO FIND THE REAL KILLER.
  251. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    "MORE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF NORTH DAKOTA`S GOTH-SQUATCH!"
  252. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    "I CRY BECAUSE THE LITTLE GIRL BEHIND ME TOOK MY CRAYONS..."
  253. Profile photo of minicabbage
    minicabbage Male 13-17
    104 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    wHY`D NOBODY ELSE TAKE UP THAT FREE FACE PAINT OFFER??!
  254. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    "I HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT, MY PARENTS DON`T UNDERSTAND ME, I HAVE NO FRIENDS, AND WORST OF ALL...MY SODA`S FLAT."
  255. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    I`M STARTING TO THINK DOING TEN HITS OF ACID WAS A MISTAKE.
  256. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    "I WONDER IF SBARRO IS STILL HIRING..."
  257. Profile photo of Mittenn
    Mittenn Male 13-17
    15 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    ONE OF THESE KIDS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
  258. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    I`M WAITING 10 MORE MINUTES AND IF LADY AMARANTH DOESN`T SHOW UP, WELL SHE CAN JUST SEEK OUT THE WIZARD OF MULDOORN HERSELF.
  259. Profile photo of Mittenn
    Mittenn Male 13-17
    15 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    JIMMY WAS A VERY UNIQUE BOY
  260. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    IT IS THE YEAR 2012. GENE SIMMONS REGRETS BUYING 20000 STOCKS IN IAB
  261. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    I`M STARTING TO QUESTION MY SELF-ESTEEM.
  262. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    "THIS IS ACTUALLY FROM SEPTEMBER 30TH. HIS PARENTS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SWITCH HIS CALENDAR TO OCTOBER."
  263. Profile photo of MaFSotL
    MaFSotL Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    both along the same lines but...

    1)WHY SO SERIOUS?

    2)DO NOT GIVE THIS KID A PENCIL

  264. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    "AT LONG LAST!!! I-A-B INCARNATE!!"
  265. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    "DON`T WORRY LITTLE GIRL, I ONLY DRESS LIKE THIS BECUASE THE CHICKS GO CRAZY FOR ME IN MY WHITE T-poo, WANT SOME SODA?"
  266. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Oops, that was supposed to be SHIRT.
  267. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    I think I`m in love with vulcan_haha.
  268. Profile photo of quikflip27
    quikflip27 Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    WANNA GET AWAY?
  269. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    FIND WALDO IN: THE CAFE
  270. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    "THE REASON FOR THE RULE: NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY."
  271. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    T-poo sounds funnier though. =3
  272. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    :D I am apparently loved!!

    Let`s keep it up then!

    "THE FOOD COURT: LESS CONFORMIST THAN HOT TOPIC."

  273. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    "THIS PERSON IS EXACTLY WHY GOD DIDN`T GIVE HUMANS LASER-VISION."
  274. Profile photo of MaFSotL
    MaFSotL Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    B..B..BUT..BUT..MY STAPLER...TH...THAT`S MY STAPLER...
  275. Profile photo of vulcan_haha
    vulcan_haha Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    "MY GRANDPA`S FUNERAL WAS TODAY...HE WAS A CLOWN..."
  276. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    SOMETIMES I COME HERE JUST TO GET AWAY FROM THE STARES I GET ON THE STREETS.
  277. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    MY OLDER BROTHER SAID I LOOKED OKAY. THEN HE STARTED LAUGHING. IS THAT A GOOD THING?
  278. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    CHILD! GET IN MAH BELLEH!
  279. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    "WAIT? THIS ISN`T A GAY BAR....."
  280. Profile photo of HoeDown
    HoeDown Male 13-17
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    "THE CHEESE MAY STAND ALONE, BUT THE GOTH CHEESE SITS ALONE"
  281. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    IT`S CASUAL FRIDAY! DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?!
  282. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    I WODER IF I SHOULD GET SOME MORE BLACK LIPSTICK. NAH, MAYBE MORE BRAS. MY EX SAID I NEEDED SOME.
  283. Profile photo of froggy5890
    froggy5890 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    WHILE HER INCOMPETENT BUT CONVINCING GOON DISTRACTED THE CONTROL CAMERAS, SALLY DEFTLY FLICKED HER GOLDEN BLONDE HAIR BACK, SIGNALING TO THE HIDDEN SURROUNDING MEMBERS OF HER SOCIETY THAT PLAN "TERMINATION DAYCARE" WAS NOW IN EFFECT.
  284. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    MY BLIND DATE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. YEP, ANY MINUTE AT ALL NOW...
  285. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    SPEAKING OF MY EX... WHERE`D SHE GO? I THOUGHT I LEFT HER IN HOT TOPIC. BUT HOT TOPIC IS CLOSED. AH, GREAT. NOW I HAVE ANOTHER THING TO WHINE ABOUT.
  286. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    CAPTION/ As it turns out the "Burn and Die" convention was in fact not for another two months, this was not a problem for our little emo friend though he is used to being a sore thumb in a crowd... /CAPTION
  287. Profile photo of MaFSotL
    MaFSotL Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    1) MAN...MOM WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP 15 MINUTES AGO!

    2) I HOPE MY BLIND DATE RECOGNIZES ME FROM THE DESCRIPTION I LEFT ON eHARMONY

    3) I WANTED REGULAR, THEY GAVE ME DIET. THAT MAKES ME A SAAAAAAD PANDA.

  288. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    At greengiant: You should really read al of the comments before posting. That `my blind date will be here any minute` has been used a few times. =/
  289. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    WHEN SOMEONE TAKES "CASUAL FRIDAY" A LITTLE TOO FAR
  290. Profile photo of froggy5890
    froggy5890 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    AND HE THINKS HE`S SITTING ALONE BECAUSE HE`S FAT.
  291. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    I HOPE MY DATE ARRIVES SOON, OR ILL MISS DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.
  292. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    sorry mychemgirl, didnt realise. there are a lot of comments tho, so i dont reli bother reading them. if its been said, its been said.
  293. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    AND HERE WE SEE THE ARTIST IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT. HE GOES TO THE WATERING HOLE TO FIND A MATE, BUT ALAS, HE IS AGAIN TURNED DOWN
  294. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    MY GIRLFRIEND I MET ON MYSPACE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. I HOPE SHE KNOWS THAT I DIDN`T JUST FIND MY PICTURES ON PHOTOBUCKET.
  295. Profile photo of froggy5890
    froggy5890 Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    SERIOUS GOTH SAYS, "IT WAS DELICIOUS CAKE."
  296. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    UGH. STUPID HUMANS. IT`S NOT SPELLED `REALISED` IT`S `REALIZED`! I`M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THEM.
  297. Profile photo of skipjack
    skipjack Male 40-49
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    I SURE HOPE THEY DON`T GIVE ME A HARD TIME AT THE AIRLINE SECURITY CHECKPOINT.
  298. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    WHERE THE HELL IS THAT KID WITH MY LATTE?
  299. Profile photo of BagABones
    BagABones Male 30-39
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    YES, I`D LIKE A CHERUB-BURGER, A SIDE OF LADY-FINGERS, A LARGE GOBLET OF VIRGIN BLOOD....AND CHEESECAKE.
  300. Profile photo of temujin12
    temujin12 Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    APRIL 19TH : GENE SIMMONS RETHINKS RETIREMENT
  301. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    QUICK! SOMEONE RUN OVER AND STICK THIS SMILEY FACE STICKER ON HIM!
  302. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    DAM... IF ONLY I WASN`T SO BUTT FUC`KING UGLY I WOULD BE POPULAR
  303. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    I EAT BECAUSE I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM. I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE I EAT! OH, THE TRAGEDY!
  304. Profile photo of MUSICISSWEET
    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    WHEREEVER I GO METAL FOLLOWS.
  305. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    JOE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY PEOPLE AVOIDED HIM OR WHY CHILDREN FLED AT THE SIGHT OF HIM.
  306. Profile photo of citanul1
    citanul1 Female 40-49
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    AND BOBBY WONDERED WHY THIS SPEED DATING THING NEVER WORKED FOR HIM.
  307. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    AS HIS DATE ARRIVED AND NERVOUSLY SAT DOWN, THE EVENING BEGAN. "HI, I`M JENNY." "IM STEVE." "SO, STEVE, WHAT`S YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE?" "SHREK"
  308. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOTH CONVENTION MAYBE I GOT THE DATE WRONG?
  309. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THEY WOULD HAVE RUN OUT OF DULCE DE LECHE MOCHA FRAPPE BUT NO MORE ORGANIC INDIAN CHAI TEA WITH HIBISCUS? I AM SOOOOO NEVER COMING HERE EVER AGAIN!
  310. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    THE NEW SPIN-OFF OF SEX AND THE CITY WASN`T GETTING THE RAVE REVIEWS IT EXPECTED
  311. Profile photo of DEATHCUBEK
    DEATHCUBEK Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    I`VE BEEN STUCK IN THIS CHAIR FOR THREE GODDAM HOURS. WHY WON`T ANYBODY HELP ME!!?!?
  312. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    BEING SERIOUS IS HARDER THEN IT LOOKS JUST ASK BOB SRSLY!
  313. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    BORAT IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS
  314. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    haha i hope deathcubek gets nominated :L
  315. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    I HOPE THESE PEOPLE WILL STOP BOTHERING ME SO I CAN LISTEN TO SOME GODDAMN RIHANNA!
  316. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    DON`T LOOK NOW JIM, THE BABY EATER HAS ARRIVED!!!
  317. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    ITS NOT THAT BAD
  318. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    UNFORTUNATELY FOR THIS FELLA THIS "KISS" GET TOGETHER WAS FOR "KIDS INTERESTED in SOCIAL STANDINGS
  319. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS,
    ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN`T BELONG,
    CAN YOU TELL WHICH THING IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
    BY THE TIME I FINISH THIS SONG.
  320. Profile photo of penguinpie
    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    GOD I HATE THE AIRPORT TERMINAL!
  321. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    POOR STING WAS NOT VERY POPULAR IN HIGHSCHOOL. BUT NOW HE`S THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME.
  322. Profile photo of penguinpie
    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    AFTER KISS BROKE UP I WAS LEFT ALONE, LIKE AN OLD HAM.
  323. Profile photo of penguinpie
    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    THIS GRAPE JUICE IS COLD, JUST LIKE MY SOUL.
  324. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    LOOKS LIKE GENE SIMMONS, GOLDYLOCKS, DENNIS THE MENACE AND LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD HAVE FALLEN OUT AGAIN!
  325. Profile photo of penguinpie
    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    WHEN MCCAIN LOST THE ELECTION HE SET OUT FOR A NEW LIFESTYLE.
  326. Profile photo of LastAzurE
    LastAzurE Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    WHO THE HELL CAN DRESS AS AERIS TO A DATE? ALSO, WHAT`S WITH THE RANDOM GOTH KID?
  327. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    UMMM... EXCUSE ME.... WAITER? I THINK YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONGE, I ASKED FOR DECAFE.
  328. Profile photo of penguinpie
    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    STUPID KID BEHIND ME BEAT ME IN A GAME OF GUESS WHO
  329. Profile photo of LastAzurE
    LastAzurE Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    HAMILTON SAT THERE, ALONE AS ALWAYS, LONGING FOR AERIS.
  330. Profile photo of LastAzurE
    LastAzurE Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    "HAHA" THOUGHT HAMILTON TO HIMSELF, "HOW RIDICULOUS DOES SHE LOOK IN THAT?"
  331. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    HAHA, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE GIRL BEHIND HIM, SHE`S TOTTALLY LIKE, I`MA KILL YOU, FOOL!
  332. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER...

    THE WINNER OF THE BRANDON LEE LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST IS... DAMN YOU GUYS LACK ENTHUSIASM.

    GOTHAPOTOMUS` SOUL MATE.

    WORST UNDERCOVER COP. EVER.

  333. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    ALL THE MEMBERS OF KISS` FAN CLUB GRAB A BITE TO EAT.
  334. Profile photo of pastaface
    pastaface Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    IAB WORST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER #4 - ANOTHER BAD HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA, ALTHOUGH A FEW OF YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR THIS ONE. SFW.
  335. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    YEAH? WELL I`M NOT GONNA MOVE UNTIL I GET MY LIZARD-LEGS SOUP, YOU HEAR ME???
  336. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Ha! I love this picture! I`ve always thought it needed a good caption.
  337. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    LOOK, I ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS TO THE OTHER WAITRESS... THEY GAVE ME WRONG DIRECTIONS AND I JUST STOPPED FOR A REST.I WILL BE LEAVING SOON...
  338. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    THE WHERE`S WALLY:HALLOWEEN EDITION SEEMED A TAD EASY
  339. Profile photo of ryansmyth
    ryansmyth Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL...COLUMBINE 2...COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
  340. Profile photo of pastaface
    pastaface Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THAT`S A CHICK"?"


    ON AUGUST 6TH, 2008, NOEL - THE MOST IRONIC OF ALL THE HIPSTERS WHO HANG OUT IN THE MALL FOOD COURT - WENT GOTH, GAINED 100 POUNDS AND SAT ALONE.


    "I FEEL AWKWARD"

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    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Maggierose, you made my day!
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    KISS...DURING THE DAY
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    84 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    HOW NOT TO BE A DISCREET CHILD ABDUCTOR
  344. Profile photo of krembill
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    1092 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    "I BELIEVE ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL... NOT!"
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    gperdomop Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME. WAIT, WHAT?
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    gregar66 Male 30-39
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    PERHAPS AN AUTOGRAPH SIGNING FOR OBSCURE SWEDISH DEATH METAL ARTIST BELSISLUG AT THE MALL OF AMERICA FOOD COURT IS WAS A PUBLIC RELATIONS MISTAKE
  347. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    FEW PEOPLE REMEMBER RONALD`S BROTHER, CLARENCE- THE LESS SUCCESSFUL OF THE TWO McDONALD BOYS.
  348. Profile photo of dstbstr
    dstbstr Male 18-29
    28 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    AREITH AND LARS UMLAUT WALK INTO A MALL...
  349. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    EVEN AT AN ANIME CONVENTION, THERE ARE OUT CASTS.
  350. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    motivational poster:
    FAN
    NEVER GETTING OUT OF YOUR KISS COSTUME EVEN WHEN THEY AREN`T ON TOUR.
  351. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    NO ONE LIKED TO SIT BY XAVIER, NO NO, NOT BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS, BUT BECAUSE HE LIKED LITTLE BOYS...LIKED THEM A LOT
  352. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    IT WAS SURPRISING TO SEE GENE SIMMONS` BREAKDOWN AFTER HE REALIZED THEY DON`T SERVE THE WHOPPER.
  353. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    "OH DON`T WORRY KIDS, HE`S SURROUNDED BY SNIPERS."

    "I CAME TO WRECK EVERYTHING AND RUIN YOUR LIFE... MY FRIENDS SENT ME."

  354. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    BIKERTEEN: BEHIND THE COMPUTER SCREEN
  355. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    DAY 26 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE, AND GOTHMOG GETS THE FEELING THAT THE OTHER HOUSEMATES ARE STARTING TO IGNORE HIM
  356. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    WHY WON`T ANYBODY SIT WITH ME? ):
  357. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    HAVING NEVER GOTTEN AS MUCH ATTENTION AS HIS CHARISMATIC OLDER BROTHER, RONALD, POOR CLARENCE McDONALD DECIDED TO TRY OTHER WAYS TO STAND OUT IN A CROWD.
  358. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    nerd, you inspired me:

  359. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    IN REALITY, I-A-B USER QUICK_SAND8 IS NOT A 40-49 YEAR OLD WOMAN FROM THE MIDWEST AFTER ALL...
  360. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    EXPERIMENT #451: INTEGRATION INTO SOCIETY. SUBJECT PLACED INTO NORMAL ENVIRONMENT. RESULTS: BACKFIRED.
  361. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    McDONALDS EXECUTIVES PRAY THAT RONALD IS JUST GOING THROUGH AN AWKWARD PHASE.
  362. Profile photo of AZROSE
    AZROSE Female 18-29
    56 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    -ARTHUR WAS UNAWARE THAT HALLOWEEN WAS 24 DAYS AWAY.

    -YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF BLOODY CONFORMISTS!

    - ARTHUR DIDN`T WANT TO TAKE HIS MOMS MINI-VAN TO THE ICP CONCERT. HE FELT IT WAS NON-CONFORMIST TO SIT AT THE MALL FOR HOURS INSTEAD.

  363. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    FRED JUST WANTED SOME SUSHI, BUT THE JOINT TURNED HIM DOWN IN FEAR OF HANNYA.
    12% of the people here are going to get that, I hope fancy is one of them.
  364. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    CLASSY MEETS TOUGH.

    HONDA 4-DOOR RIDGELINE.

  365. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    AT THIS POINT, JOE REALIZED GETTING A REALITY TV SHOW ON MTV WASN`T THE GREATEST IDEA EVER
  366. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    DRINK: 5$
    PAINT, CLOTHES, AND RINGS: 27$
    THE FEELING THAT SOMETHING WENT WRONG WITH YOUR LIFE CHOICES: PRICELESS
  367. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    RONALD MCDONALD WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER GRIMACE`S TRAGIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF HIGH CHOLESTEROL.
  368. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    "BBBBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP"
  369. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    HOT DOG ON A STICK SUSPECTED THEIR NEW EMPLOYEE OF LOOKING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
  370. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    ARTHUR ALWAYS TOOK CASUAL FRIDAY TOO FAR AT MCDONALDS.
  371. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    IT`S BEGINNING TO DAWN ON MCDONALD`S EXECUTIVES THAT THE `McDEATH METAL" ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL.
  372. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    1972: POOR JOHNNY DROWNS HIS SORROWS AS KISS MOVE ON WITHOUT HIM
  373. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    AS HE SAT DOWN ALONE, CHRIS KNEW THAT THERE <i>WAS</i> NO KISS CONVENTION AT THE MALL THAT FRIDAY, AND THAT SUZY AND JOHN WEREN`T AS GREAT OF FRIENDS TO HIM AS HE HAD THOUGHT.
  374. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    NON-COMFORMITY: WHAT`S <i>YOUR</i> EXCUSE?
  375. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    McDONALDS TRIES A NEW LOOK AT LOCAL SHOPPING MALL, MORE AT 11.
  376. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    ARTHER REALIZED THAT HIS SLEEP WALKING PROBLEM WASN`T JUST AN ANNOYANCE ANYMORE, IT WAS A REAL PROBLEM.
  377. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    ALL ARTHUR WANTED WAS A DAY AT THE MALL. BUT WHAT HE DIDN`T KNOW WAS SOMEONE STUCK AN "I FARTED" SIGN TO HIS BACK.
  378. Profile photo of handeman77
    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    DAMM... I AM IN KANSAS!
  379. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    CONGRATULATIONS! IT`S A GIRL!
  380. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    CLARENCE IS STARTING TO THINK THAT EATING JELLY STRAIGHT FROM THE JAR MAKES OTHER PEOPLE THINK HE`S WEIRD.
  381. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    SPIDERMAN TRIES THE GRAYSCALE LOOK AFTER GAINING WEIGHT
  382. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    "THEY TOLD ME THE KISS CONVENTION WAS AT 3 O`CLOCK!"
  383. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    RONALD MCDONALD AFTER HE GOT FIRED
  384. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    WHAT? DO I SMELL FUNNY?
  385. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    I HOPE MY BLIND DATE SHOWS UP, ITS ALREADY BEEN AN HOUR...
  386. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    I JUST LIKE TO SIT HERE AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE.
  387. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    JIMMY THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANIME CONVENTION. THE GIRL IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT LOOKS LIKE AERITH, SO HE DECIDED TO LOOK LIKE FANCYLAD.
  388. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    MY MOM TOLD ME I LOOKED FINE WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE...
  389. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    TO CATCH A PREDATOR GOTH EDITION
  390. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    LOOK AT THE QUEER WITH THE HAT
  391. Profile photo of SunSparkles
    SunSparkles Female 18-29
    87 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    FERGUS AWOKE FROM HIS BLACKOUT ONLY TO REALISE HE`D EATEN HIS FRIENDS
  392. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    YOU`D BE TROUBLED, TOO, IF YOUR MOM PUT YOU ON A STRICT JELLY DIET TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
  393. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    DAYMN! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BETTED ON McCAIN DURING THE DEBATE. NOW I GOTTA DRESS UP AS OBAMA AT McDONALDS.

    (sorry not bashing any political candidates...just making fun)

  394. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME

    ... MAYBE I SHOULD LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

  395. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    I GUESS ALL THE OTHER KIDS FOR THIS CONVENTION CUT TO DEEP THIS TIME...
  396. Profile photo of AZROSE
    AZROSE Female 18-29
    56 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    - OPIE`S SEX CHANGE OPERATION DIDN`T GO AS PLANNED..

    - BRITTNEY SPEARS HIT A WHOLE NEW LOW TO GETTING ATTENTION.

    - FANCYLAD BEFORE I-AM-BORED.

  397. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    I WONDER WHY CARLA LEFT ME..
  398. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PAINTED MY ARMS TODAY. EVERYONE IS WIERDED OUT NOW.
  399. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    IM SAVING THESE SEATS FOR MY FRIENDS, I SWEAR...
  400. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    DID THEY SAY THE RECEPTION WAS AT McDONALDS OR AT WENDY`S?
  401. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    *SIGH*, I SHOULD JUST JUMP LIKE ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS
  402. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    LOOOOOOOONELY, I`M MR LONELY,
    I HAVE NO BOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
    FOOOOR MY OOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
  403. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    OMG PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO SMELL IT, BUT IF I STAND UP IT MIGHT FALL OUT OF MY PANTS.
  404. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    WISH THOSE DAMN KIDS WOULD GET OUT OF THE McPLAYHOUSE ALREADY....HEY! I CALLED NEXT!
  405. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Caption: "BREAK TIMES AT HOT TOPIC IN THE AMISH MALL FOOD COURT WERE VERY LONELY FOR ALUCARD"
  406. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    RETIRED SUPERHEROES AT THERE WORST
  407. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN HAPPY MEAL???
  408. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I YELLED BOO?...
  409. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    CELLOPHANE
    MISTER CELLOPHANE
    SHOULD`VE BEEN MY NAME
    MISTER CELLOPHANE
    CAUSE YOU CAN TRY TO AVOID ME
    TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO STARE AT ME
    BUT I`LL STILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES
  410. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    HOPE THE STAFF HERE DOESN`T SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN... I DON`T WANT THE ATTENTION.
  411. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    I HATE NORMAL PEOPLE...
  412. Profile photo of plop1818
    plop1818 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    WHY WON`T MY FRIENDS EVER SIT WITH ME WHEN WE GO OUT?


    THIS HALLOWEEN I WANTED TO DRESS UP AS A LESS DEPRESSING CHARACTER THAN MY NORMAL SELF.... LOOKS LIKE I FAILED

    *LOOKS AT CAMERA* OKAY I DID EVERYTHING YOU SAID... NOW CAN I VOTE FOR OBAMA?

    IF YOU DON`T GET ME WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS I`LL BECOME EVEN MORE EMO!

    I WISH I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A DEATH WISH...

  413. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    GETTING IN THE NEWS CHECKLIST:
    DRESS UP WEIRD: CHECK
    SMELL REALLY BAD: CHECK
    PULL OUT GUN AND YELL:
    SHOOT EVERYONE BECAUSE IM SO LONELY:
  414. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    MCDONALD`S: PUTTING THE `HEAVY` IN HEAVY METAL SINCE 1973.
  415. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    YESS! MY PLAN WORKED, NOW I`LL NEVER HAVE TO WAIT IN A LINE AGAIN!
  416. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    THEY BETTER NOT SMILE WHEN I GO TO GET MY HAPPY MEAL.
  417. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    COULD HAVE SWORN THIS WAS A BAR THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
  418. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    PEOPLE THINK IM SCARY NOW... THEY SHOULD SEE ME WITHOUT THE MAKEUP
  419. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    AH, I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AT THE MALL.

    SEE? LOOK AT ALL THE CHAIRS! I HAVE FRIENDS. . .

  420. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    SUDDENLY TURNING AROUND TO THE GIRL, MATTHEW SAID, "I`M YOU. FROM THE FUTURE."

    AND SHE SHAT BRICKS.

  421. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    Caption:
    AW C`MON YU GUYS TELL ME! IS IT MY DEODORANT OR WHAT???

    Caption:
    DESPITE HIS BEST EFFORTS, IT STILL PROVED IMPOSSIBLE TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF A WAITER...

    Caption:
    STEVE SAT SILENTLY, WAITING FOR HIS FRIENDS, WHO TENDED TO DRESS A LITTLE EXTREMELY COMPARED TO HIM, TO ARRIVE

    Caption:
    WHEN YOU TELL AN IAB`ER ITS A "FORMAL DRESS" DINNER, HE PUTS ON HIS SUNDAY BEST

  422. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    AWWW MAN, I KNEW PEOPLE WOULD FIND THIS SHIRT OFFENCIVE
  423. Profile photo of leprecola
    leprecola Female 13-17
    84 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    waiter do i have somthing on my face, and those people are staring at me,make them leave they are wierd
  424. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    F THIS, IM GOING HOME TO WATCH PORN AND PLAY WARCRAFT
  425. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    IM A LEVEL 70 DUNGEON MASTER! EVERYONE FEAR ME!
  426. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    WTH? I WAS THE ONLY GUY THAT DIDN`T HEAR... "DON`T WEAR THE KISS OUTFIT IN THE CONVENTION AT McDONALDS."?
  427. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    PEOPLE ONLINE TOLD ME THIS WAS COOL...
  428. Profile photo of FrogBlaster7
    FrogBlaster7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    *SIGH* WHERE DID THAT WAITER GO? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING MY FOOD TWENTY MINUTES AGO!
  429. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    I SWEAR, IF I`M BEING PUNKED....
  430. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT, NO MATTER HOW MANY LITTLE PLASTIC TOYS YOU THROW IN IT, NOTHING IS GONNA MAKE CLARENCE`S MEAL HAPPY.
  431. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    ITS CAUSE I DONT HAVE THE LEATHER OUTFIT AND GUITAR ISN`T IT
  432. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    I HOPE MY BLIND DATE NOTICES ME.
  433. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    MY INTERNET GIRLFRIEND WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE
  434. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    THEY SWORE THIS IS WHERE THE HALLOWEEN PARTY WAS!
  435. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    ARTHER, BEING BLIND, DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED, AND FASHIONABLY STUBBORN, KNEW LIKE WOULD BE HARD.
  436. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    I DO HAVE FRIENDS, YOU JUST CANT SEE THEM...
  437. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    APPARENTLY I`M NOT PART OF THE BILLION BEING SERVED!
  438. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    OH GAWD! PLEASE! PLEASE! I CAN`T MOVE TIL SOMEONE KILLS THAT ROACH!
  439. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I`LL JUST SIT HERE SO NO ONE WILL KNOW I`M LOST.
  440. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    I`M AN UNDERCOVER SECRET AGENT.
  441. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    GOT H?
  442. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    THINKS TO HIMSELF: IF THAT GUY TAKES ONE MORE PICTURE, IM GONNA SACRAFICE A BUDGIE FOR HIM >:(
  443. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    CAPTION:

    WAITING FOR THE KISS AUDITION, HE WONDERS IF HE GOT THE RIGHT LOCATION.

  444. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    I`M WAITING FOR MY RONALD MCDONALD COSTUME TO COME OUT OF THE CLEANERS.
  445. Profile photo of Xomb13
    Xomb13 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    THIS ISN`T THE KISS CONVENTION
  446. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    I WONDER IF PEOPLE WOULD NOTICE IF I JAMMED THIS BOTTLE IN MY EYE?
  447. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    GOTH BY DAY AND RONALD MCDONALD BY NIGHT!
  448. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    AM I THE ONLY APPLICANT FOR THE NEW RONALD MCDONALD?
  449. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    LET`S SEE...SHOULD I CARVE AN APPLE IN MY ARM WITH A RAZOR OR GET A TATTOO OF HANNAH MONTANA...MMM.
  450. Profile photo of cowboyfrank
    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    MMHHH I THINK I GOT THE WRONG ADRESS FOR THE KISS GATHERING
  451. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    CAPTION: THERE WAS A SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYING "NO GOTHS"... BUT NOONE HAD THE GUTS
  452. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    WISH I HAD MY IPHONE, NEED TO READ THE MYFACEBOOK COMMENT AGAIN.
  453. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    I`VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO HOURS, I WONDER WHY THE SUPERVISOR HASN`T COME OVER TO INTERVIEW ME FOR THE JOB YET?
  454. Profile photo of alice_x
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    5140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    SHUT UP IT`S A FRIDAY.
  455. Profile photo of eladrelkce
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    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    I HOPE NO ONE NOTICED THAT I FARTED.
  456. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    THAT`S IT, I CAN`T TAKE IT ANYMORE. TOMORROW I`M GONNA START TO LET MY APPEARANCE GO TO HELL.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    EW...PREPS KEEP STARING AT ME..
  458. Profile photo of eladrelkce
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    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE...
  459. Profile photo of busdrivertm
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    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    WHERE THE HELL IS FANCYLAD? HE SAID 12:30PM!
  460. Profile photo of parfumes
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    68 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    MAYBE IF I LOOK DEPRESSED, THEY`LL THINK I RAN AWAY FROM MY...FRIENDS...
  461. Profile photo of parfumes
    parfumes Female 13-17
    68 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    OH GOD, IS THAT CHRIS HANSEN?!
  462. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    NO, THE CORP OFFICE SENT ME HERE.
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    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    MY THEORY ABOUT THE BEHAVIOR OF PEOPLE IN NORMAL SITUATIONS HAS PROVED SUCCESSFULL AFTER ALL. I THINK I WILL NOTIFY THE OTHER DEANS ABOUT IT
  464. Profile photo of dumpnurchest
    dumpnurchest Male 13-17
    5 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    TURNS OUT THE REST OF SLIPKNOT WAS MEETING AT A STARBUCKS DOWN THE ROAD
  465. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    YES THE SEATS ARE TAKEN!!!
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    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    *LOOKS AT GIRL IN RED*... ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MY PRINCESS OF DARKNESS!..*DROOLS*
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    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
    60 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Sarah Palin again declines to be interviewed by the mainstream media.
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    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    YOUR CALLING THE MANAGER? I AM THE MANAGER!!!
  469. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    (CRYING) SNIFF...I DON`T BELIEVE IT. MY WHOLE BELIEF SYSTEM IS DESTROYED...SNIFF. WRESTLING CAN`T BE FAKE. I CAN`T BE!!!
  470. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    DANG! IS THE ROCK BAND COMPETITION TODAY?
  471. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    I DON`T UNDERSTAND.I`M GREAT WITH KIDS. WHY WOULDN`T THE SCHOOL HIRE ME TO BE THE KINDERGARDEN TEACHER.
  472. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    LITTLE GIRL: IF I THROW THIS FRY TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, WILL HE MOVE?
  473. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    LITTLE GIRL: ITS NOT FAIR! HIS HAIR IS LONGER THAN MINE!
  474. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    FANCYLAD, LEFT ALONE TO HIS THOUGHTS.
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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    NOBODY EVER NOTICES THE LITTLE BLACK BOX
  476. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    AKAPPY AFTER BEING BANNED FROM IAB
  477. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    CAPTION: JOHN DIDN`T REALIZE IT WASN`T HIS WARDROBE AND RATHER HIS SILENT BUT DEADLY FARTS THAT WERE DRIVING THE LADIES AWAY.
  478. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    MY NINJA SKILLS TO STAY INVISIBLE IS WORKING! NOBODY NOTICES ME!
  479. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    HOW ON EARTH AM I GOING TO GET THIS STAIN OUT! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TAKEN THE JOB OF BEING BILL CLINTON`S PERSONAL ASSISTANT!
  480. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
    39 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    THE KISS LEGACY LIVES ON...
  481. Profile photo of Bubbarider66
    Bubbarider66 Male 70 & Over
    60 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    There is a reason Sarah Palin declines interviews before she puts her "face" on.
  482. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    BLAST IT ALL! I`M GOING TO WIN A DARWIN AWARD NEXT TIME...EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!
  483. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    DID THEY SAY LEFT HAND ON THE TABLE OR RIGHT HAND?
  484. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    THIS FOOD COURT IS SO CONFORMIST.
  485. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    NO ONE SEEMED TO LIKE XAVIER, BUT IT WASN`T BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS, BUT BECAUSE HE LIKED LITTLE BOYS....A LOT
  486. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    "I THINK THE INTERVIEW WENT WELL." HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF "A SALESMAN AT VICTORIA`S SECRET. HOW COULD THEY NOT HIRE ME WITH MY CREDENTIALS IN WOMAN`S FASHION."
  487. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    HOLY POOPERS! THIS PRUNE JUICE WORKS FAST! I THINK I SHARDED!
  488. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    OH YEA! BABY GOT BACK!
  489. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    I CAN`T BELIEVE I`M DOING THIS FOR AN I-A-B T-SHIRT!
  490. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    I THINK I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME TO LESLIE. NO THAT`S NOT MANLY ENOUGH. I KNOW...PAT. YEAH!
  491. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    IN THE MILF VIDEOS, THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY!
  492. Profile photo of faefae
    faefae Female 18-29
    24 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    1.) IT`S TOUGH BEING GOTH AT THE MALL, BUT SLOTH HAD A DATE... AND SLOTH NEVER SURRENDERS. metal

    2.) WHEN JOHNNY IS LONELY HE EATS.
    THIS TIME HE ATE KISS.

    3.) KISS NEEDS A HUG


  493. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    NEEDS MORE COWBELL.
  494. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    ITS NOT A PHOTO, ITS A VIDEO OF "FREEZING AT THE McDONALDS"!
  495. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    ME? KISS! KISS ME!
  496. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    IT`S INCONCEIVABLE THAT THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE WOULDN`T HAVE A CLASS FREAK.
  497. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
    39 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    WARNING: PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO EAT JUNK FOOD WILL BE TURNED INTO FAT GOTHS.
  498. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    HUH? WHAT? NO! I WASN`T SLEEPING! I WAS UMMM PRAYING!
  499. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    OK! MY HUNGER STRIKE STARTS NOW!!!!!
    DAMIT THAT CHEESEBURGER LOOKS GOOD!
  500. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    WHEN MYTHBUSTERS WANTED TO BUST THE INFAMOUS GOTH KID AT A MCDONALDS MYTH, ADAM WAS A BIT TOO EXCITED TO BE THE GUINEA PIG.
  501. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    MOMS GONNA BE SO PROUD, THINK OF IT, ME THE ASSISTANT MANAGER OF CINNABON, TOTALLY KILLER.
  502. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    GIRL IN RED: I BET I CAN SHOVE THIS WHOLE SPOON IN MY EAR.
  503. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    HA! STUPID FOOLS! THEY DON`T KNOW I`M LISTENING TO LIL` WAYNE ON MY IPOD!
  504. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    NO THAT`S NOT A BOTTLE OF TABASCO...ITS BLOOD!
  505. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    OH LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE BIRDY UP THERE
  506. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    I`M GONNA KILL SAL GOVERNALE!
  507. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    I WISH GRANDMA WOULD HURRY AND BRING BACK MY WHEELCHAIR!
  508. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    NOBODY WANTS TO SIT NEAR ME BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY`LL TURN GOTH IF THEY TOUCH ME.
  509. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    ITS AMAZING THAT NO ONE IS HERE IN THE SMOKING SECTION!
  510. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    I HAVE TO SIT SO STIFLY BECAUSE I LIKE THE PAIN OF NOT USING FABRIC SOFTENER.
  511. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    LOOK AT THAT FREAK IN THE TABLE INFRONT OF ME. WATS SHE PUTTING IN HER EAR
  512. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    THEY SHOULD PUT MORE PLANTS IN HERE...
  513. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    GOD DAM IT THAT DEUCE SPILLED GOTH JUICE ALL OVER ME
  514. Profile photo of Platypus23
    Platypus23 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN...
  515. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    IN THE FOOD COURT, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT NON-CONFORMITY.
  516. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    NOBODY WILL SIT BY ME BECAUSE MY BLACKS DON`T MATCH.
  517. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    B*TCHES DON`T KNOW `BOUT MAH SEX CHANGE.
  518. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    158 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    REALIZING THEY HAD LEFT HIM BEHIND, THE GUYS ALL KNEW THAT PAUL STANLEY`S ALZHEIMER`S FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM
  519. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    IN THE FUTURE EVERYONE HATES GOTHS AND YOUR ONLY FRIENDS ARE A MOB OF EMPTY CHAIRS.
  520. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    OH MAN I KNEW THE KISS CONCERT WAS IN THE OTHER ROOM
  521. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    I`M CHAINED TO THIS TABLE
    AND SPORT WOMENS HAIR
    WOOOAAHH LIVIN` ON A PRAYERR
  522. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    LITTLE GIRL: IDIOT! I`M NOT A GIRL I`M A BOY!
  523. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    NO ITS NOT CORONA, BUT IT IS MY PISS.
  524. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    1) WITH ALL THIS MAKE UP ON, NO ONE WOULD EVER THINK THAT I AM REALLY A GIRL

    2) MWUAHAHA, THESE PATHETIC PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA THAT THIS SODA BOTTLE IS ACTUALLY FILLED WITH 12 OUNCES OF LIQUID EXPLOSIVES, AND THE NEXT TIME THAT ANYONE EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOKS AT ME FUNNY, i WILL DETONATE IT, SENDING EVERYONE HERE TO HELL IN A MASSIVE FIREBALL! THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL I HAVE PLEASED LORD SATAN!


    3)WHO`S THAT FREAK IN THE STRIPES TO MY LEFT? OH GOD! IT`S A GUY! OH GOD DID HE JUST WINK AT ME? OK, JUST LOOK CALM AND UNINTERESTED. I CAN DO THIS, JUST SIT HERE, NOT LOOKING AT HIM AND HE WON`T BOTHER ME...

  525. Profile photo of Exodiafinder
    Exodiafinder Male 18-29
    14 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    FACE PAINT: $10
    SILVER CHAINS: $20
    KISS TICKETS: $100
    REALIZING THIS ISN`T THE KISS CONCERT: PRICELESS
  526. Profile photo of livereg
    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    HMM...MAYBE NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE ME HERE
  527. Profile photo of livereg
    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    MAN..I REALLY WANTED THAT JOB AT MCDONALDS.
  528. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    TICKETS FOR KISS: £50
    MAKE-UP: £15

    STOOD UP BY YOUR FRIENDS IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT DRESSED LIKE GENE SIMMONS: PRICELESS

  529. Profile photo of wyrwich
    wyrwich Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn`t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?
  530. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    KEVIN NICHOLS, THE SADDEST CLOWN IN THE WORLD, TAKES A SODA BREAK IN BETWEEN SHOWS AT THE SHARPSTWON MALL`S FOOD COURT
  531. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    I ENJOY MY SOULS LIKE I ENJOY MY DIET COKE. DARK, COLD AND LOW IN CALORIES.
  532. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    IM IN UR FOOD CORT, DRINKIN ALL UR SODA!!!
  533. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    GOTH DATING 101: NEVER GO STAG
  534. Profile photo of raceal2
    raceal2 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    These are all different captions. I don`t need to post multiple times, right?

    1) THIS IS DESPICABLE! THAT LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ALL ALONE. PARENTS THESE DAYS!

    2) WILL DEATH SCREAM FOR FOOD!

    3) THE WOMAN IN RED WOULD LATER SUE AN AGED GENE SIMMONS FOR LICKING HER NECK.

  535. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    These are all different captions. I don`t need to post multiple times, right?

    No, either way is fine, as long as its in caps, you have a chance

  536. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    I`M TEMPTED TO SING...."I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY, YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME!!!!" JUST SO I CAN GET SOME ATTENTION HERE.
  537. Profile photo of VenemousCat
    VenemousCat Male 13-17
    65 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    FEED ME...PLEASE?
  538. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    HAT OR NEWSPAPER? NEED MONEY SO I CAN BUY FOOD!
  539. Profile photo of safetythird
    safetythird Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    MAN. I COULD REALLY GO FOR A SANDWICH RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
  540. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    HOW COME NOBODY ELSE WANTS TO PLAY MUSICAL CHAIRS WITH ME?
  541. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    START THE MUSIC! LETS GET THIS MUSICAL CHAIRS GOING!
  542. Profile photo of elway
    elway Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    TRYING 2 GET MORE MIDDLE CLASS VOTERS, JOHN MCCAIN PUT ON A WIG AND SOME MAKEUP AND TRIED TO CONVERSE WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AT A LOCAL MCDONALDS. HE FAILED MISERABLY.
  543. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    IT WAS THEN THAT SNAKE RELIZED THE CONVENTION WAS LAST TUESDAY.
  544. Profile photo of sara_cooties
    sara_cooties Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 8, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    A POX UPON YOUR FAMILY! GORBIN FINALLY REALIZES HIS B.A. IN ENGLISH LITERATURE IS USELESS. IT WAS HARDLY A SURPRISE, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HIM.
  545. Profile photo of supermax1316
    supermax1316 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    "HMM... WHO ELSE TO STARE AT IN AN SCARY AND PEDOPHILE-LIKE WAY?"
  546. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    I`M NOT LOVING IT
  547. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    BA DA BA BA BA, I`M SCARED OF IT.
  548. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    THIS IS WHY THEY CLASSIFY FOOD COURTS AS A NO-GO FOR PEDOPHILES
  549. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    MUMMY, THAT`S THE MAN WHO WAS LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOW.
  550. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    I-A-B WITHDRAWALS AT THEIR WORST
  551. Profile photo of ladynerd
    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    AND THAT`S WHEN GENE SIMMONS REALISED HE WAS FAT
  552. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    I DRINK THIS BLOOD-LIKE KETCHUP AS A TOAST TO... WELL, BLACK.
  553. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    TOMMY NEVER QUITE GOT OVER THE FACT THAT HE WAS NOT, IN FACT, LARS ÃœMLAÃœT.
  554. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Resubmit since it screwed it up: TOMMY NEVER QUITE GOT OVER THE FACT THAT HE WAS NOT, IN FACT, LARS UMLAUT.
  555. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    "GUYS, LIKE, YOU`LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO I SAW AT THE MALL! JOHN STAMOS!"
  556. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    EVIDENCE THAT THE LACK OF A WHITE TABLE TOP CAN CAUSE TEENAGE DEPRESSION AND REBELLION..... EXAMPLE 1.
  557. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    LONELY... IM SO LONELY... I HAVE NOBODY.. OF MY OWN
  558. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    THE PAAAAAIN!.....OF WAITING FOR CINNABON TO OPEN.
  559. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    RACISM AT ITS FINEST. LOOK! EVEN THE TABLE IS DIFFERENT!
  560. Profile photo of busdrivertm
    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    NO I`M WAITING FOR MY KNEE GROWS!

  561. Profile photo of d_4biden1
    d_4biden1 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    AND THEN THE UGLY DUCKLING... DID HE JUST EAT A BAT?!
  562. Profile photo of d_4biden1
    d_4biden1 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    IMAGINARY FRIENDS. SOME PEOPLE.. JUST DON`T LET THEM GO
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    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! OR IS IT NIGHT TIME NOW? GEEZ WHAT TIME IS IT?
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    busdrivertm Male 30-39
    192 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    IS THAT A DRYOPTERIS FERN? IT LOOKS SO REAL!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    INVISIBLE FRIENDS. (lolmetal is teh win)
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    busdrivertm Male 30-39