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Date: 10/13/08 03:20 PM

51 Responses to Gross Long Nails

  1. Profile photo of shahsameer
    shahsameer Male 18-29
    3 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    Link: Gross Long Nails - Something tells me this guy is in need of a good mani/pedi.
  2. Profile photo of JAyZn
    JAyZn Male 18-29
    16 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    looks kinda like snake skins drooping from his fingers or something
  3. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Looks fake. How would they not just break off after a while?
  4. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    People who do that kind of crap are nasty as hell.

    Some nasty woman has the world record.

  5. Profile photo of triSARAtops
    triSARAtops Female 13-17
    97 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    ewwww! how do you even get those cut off? I think you might need a chainsaw...
  6. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    How do I change my User ID?
  7. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    Ewww,

    That`s just sick.

  8. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    how does he eat??
  9. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    The first thing in my mind was "curly fries".

    The second thing was "Oh gross, why did I think that?"

  10. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    OMG I was eating!

  11. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    ewwww. and i though my nails were long
  12. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Who wipes his ass?
  13. Profile photo of kategc
    kategc Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    if that was me id be a professional back scratcher.

    u cld scratch all the uglies without having to be too close :P

    x

  14. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    he`s missing out on the joy nose picking offers
  15. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    techgeek, Nails tend to get stronger the longer they are.

    I think that a good summary of the questions so far is: How does he go through life?

  16. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Yummy.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    ...Fritos?
  18. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    VERY fake
  19. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    not fake...i think i saw him on Guinness world records or something....friggin disgusting though.
  20. Profile photo of y0mamma
    y0mamma Male 13-17
    10 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    how does he.... sleep? I would probably roll over them and probably wouldnt be able to get to sleep. How does he eat?
  21. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    holy shizzz i just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

  22. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    lol, opie!
    that was what i was thinking when i saw them.
    i thought of fritos and fun yuns.
    o_0
  23. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    dude can you hand me a slice of pizz... nevermind
  24. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    This guy doesn`t need a manicure.


    This guy needs a jedi.

  25. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    thank GOD hes not a girl

    think about it.

    girls have girly problems with girly products that go inside....

    HOW WOULD TAHT WORK?!

  26. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    i hate how they curl like that
  27. Profile photo of neeneepookin
    neeneepookin Female 18-29
    7 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    How did he button his shirt/pants..??
  28. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    shortsagi maybe she uses pads instead
  29. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    It`s not fake, he`s in the Guiness Book Of World Records.
  30. Profile photo of bubba_gum
    bubba_gum Male 13-17
    278 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    Guinness*
  31. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 12:17 am
    Some guys will do anything to get out of doing any housework -- they even get their girl friends to wipe their butts for them!
  32. Profile photo of Seltrah
    Seltrah Female 18-29
    33 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:27 am
    Looks like curlie fries, except absolutely disgusting.
  33. Profile photo of newlife
    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:05 am
    Oh those crazy Indians are at it again!!!
  34. Profile photo of hunter217
    hunter217 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:39 am
    HOW THE HEL DOES HE DO ANYTHING ?
  35. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:46 am
    im pretty sure i saw that guy under my bed last night!
  36. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:54 am
    thats pointless

    why? just why? u couldn`t d anything

  37. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:21 am
    That looks disgusting. Ewwe. How do you live like that?
  38. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:35 am
    yummy. I`d chop them up and put them on a sandwich!
  39. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:36 am
    What a woman.
  40. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:29 am
    eww.
    imagine like, sleeping with him o_o
  41. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    He was going for a record
  42. Profile photo of MJisRAD
    MJisRAD Female 13-17
    55 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    ..how does he wipe his ass??!
  43. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    I wouldn`t want to be HIS wife..... ewww!
  44. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    i bet they stink
  45. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:58 am
    It`s actually a very common disease. It`s called "photoshoparium"
  46. Profile photo of myrikal
    myrikal Male 30-39
    67 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:33 am
    No. This guy`s case was documented years before photoshop was even developed. Sorry. They are unfortunately real.
  47. Profile photo of MyOwnPhantom
    MyOwnPhantom Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Holy crap.
    o,..,o
    How can he get by without someone else?
  48. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:10 am
    HELP MY FINGERS ARE MELTING
  49. Profile photo of pinksocks
    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:14 am
    its not fake he`s in the world book of records and everything... its gross.
  50. Profile photo of Softball_813
    Softball_813 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    here`s some advice for this dude:
    dont try to pick ur nose.
    stand 5ft away before tapping someone`s shoulder.
    trim tose beasts!!!
  51. Profile photo of SexyZoe
    SexyZoe Female 13-17
    44 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 10:40 am
    How does he pee?;-()

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