First Time Rollerblader Owned by Garage Door

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1224028216/First_Time_Skater_Owned_by_Garage_Door

This kid might be the luckiest person on earth. A mere three inches away from his face being reduced to raw hamburger.
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Male 211
.. FAIL~
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Female 1,604
giggle
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Male 848
hmm...
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Male 1,232
SssssssOOOOOHHH Just missed it by an inch!

The guy filming was a dick though. :P

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Male 2,125
Is it mean that I`m disappointed it didn`t hit him in the head? I mean I gave it a chuckle but I would have LMAOd if it his face...:)
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Male 270
That guy is...
My IDOL!
Bravo!
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Male 3,301
I see a bright and shining future in McDonalds burger-flipping in him.
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Male 80
a few inches more and it would have crushed his windpipe and possibly killed himself also why the hell is he trying to learn how to skate when there is a perfectly good motorcycle in the backgrond
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Female 166
That was just scary and dumb all at once.
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Male 2,553
nicely done.
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Female 1,186
he`s worrying about his ARM? when his face could`ve been pummeled?
douche
but the slo-mo made me lmao
slo-mos are fun

"I had a very VERY heavy garage door land on my head back in school...
I was picking blood out my hair for days..."

*cringe*

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Female 15,763
I`m afraid that this is what`s going to happen when I try and learn how to rollerblade.
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Female 929
O_o Agony pie, it would have been.
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Male 426
nice shorts
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Male 1,270
I had a very VERY heavy garage door land on my head back in school...

I was picking blood out my hair for days...

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Female 924
"and i`m sure that hurt but it wasn`t that bad looking"
I can tell you it definitely hurt - I`m speaking out of experience. I once closed a garage door that was kind of broken so instead of gently sliding down it came down really really fast. Luckily missed my head but I had a massive bruise on my arm.
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Male 756
Y`know how my cousin learned how to rollerblade?
My aunt pushed him down a big hill.

...

No joke. XD

He didn`t learn, but it was hilarious.

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Male 9,306
Ahh he`s still kinda cute...nice motorcycle in there.
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Male 2,245
what`s the hardest part about roller blading?

having to tell your parents that youre gay.

and i`m sure that hurt but it wasn`t that bad looking.

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Female 345
lol I bit it the other day on roller blades, those things are mean
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Male 2,486
"
Smooth. Why would you hold on to a garage door?"

Clearly he really is a professional, he was going to pull himself out of the garage, as the door closed, do a flip until his skates were on the now closed garage door and leap to the end of the driveway, landing on one foot and ending with a 720 degree spin on his front skate only.

It was a fluke this time though.

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Female 36
Haha.
Tit.
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Male 553
i reckon that was staged :-P
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Male 1,837
eeeeeeeeeeeeeepic faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiil
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Female 4,028
Smooth. Why would you hold on to a garage door?
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Male 143
garage door: 1
tard: 0
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Male 764
how do people laugh at this kind of stuff >_<
and im not the type that goes "why did it get cut short"
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Male 1,091
It wasn`t that dangerous actualy... it didnt even break his arm, and it probably didnt even bruise it...
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Female 1,287
Before people start saying," Oh, why didn`t the guy help him? He just stood there and laughed at his pain."
Any other time, when the video is cut short you say, "NO! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!! GARGHH! MY OPINION MEANS MORE BECAUSE IT`S IN CAPS!!!"
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So, the video. I didn`t laugh. But it was funny.
And, I don`t think the guy got hurt... that bad.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANNON!
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Male 1,053
IAB doesnt usally link to NT still not as bad as EF
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Female 1,134
OWNED BY A GARAGE DOOR!
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Male 130
HAHAHAHAHA dumbass
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Male 66
That would have hurt like crazy, but it only hit his arm.
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Male 20,196
Link: First Time Rollerblader Owned by Garage Door [Rate Link] - This kid might be the luckiest person on earth. A mere three inches away from his face being reduced to raw hamburger.
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