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Date: 10/14/08 05:34 PM

52 Responses to Edward Norton, You Were a Dick At Vons

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Link: Edward Norton, You Were a Dick At Vons - What do you do when you`re snubbed by a once-popular actor at a grocery store? You go to Craigslist and vent.
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Haha, good one.
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    Tetramino Male 13-17
    62 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    So who is this guy that apparently gets "recognized all the time"?
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    KtBug87 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    This guy must really want to hug Edward Norton or sumthin. Hey, not everybody enjoys being famous and getting recognized. He should have just gone and given him a kiss. At least he`d be happy.... O_O
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Fight club was still bad ass.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Hey, who doesn`t want a hug from edward norton?
  7. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    "Hey, not everybody enjoys being famous and getting recognized"

    Sorry, but in that case they really should get out of the public eye. Go do a `normal` job or something if they don`t like being famous. No one is forcing them to stay except themselves and their need of making millions of dollars on crappy movies.

    Not talking of Norton (b.c he`s hot lol) only.

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    so what, famous people now cannot be in a bad mood? i bet this guy has never been rude to anyone....
    besides, he`s a walking dick fear poster: "I`m on TV too? I`m not a goddamn rube?" with that attitude, he should be lucky to not get a black eye!

    sorry, but the celebrity worship in this country brings out the disgusting side of people, especially this guy, who thinks he is somehow better than others even when he`s NOT on TV because he is on TV...

    oh well, Ed Norton is probably a big jerk anyway...

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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    I hate strangers who talk to me for whatever reason
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    Wow, this guy holds grudges doesn`t he?


    Can`t another person have a bad day?

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    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    Edward Norton = Perfection.
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    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    Hey, I liked Death to Smoochie to a certain extent.
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    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    I don`t think I could ever walk up to Edward Norton, he`s very intimidating!
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    ed norton is the poo... id go have a beer with that guy..
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    globpharm Male 18-29
    196 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    Death to smoochy was hilarious.
  16. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    And coincidentally so do I.
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    bellavia343 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    As much as I LOVE Edward Norton as an actor, he actually is a very rude person. I live close to him and I have (along with some of my family/friends see him at local coffee shop and other places. Every time someone says something-and i would say 99% of the time it is totally respectful...even just saying "I really enjoy you work" he either returns with a horrible comment or gives you a horrible look. For this, I have never approached him! But seriously, I know people come up to you all the time...but it IS part of his job...and is it that hard to smile and say thank you!?!?! Hell, everyone else says please, thank you, and smiles to total strangers for their kindness......

    its just kinda sad, cause like I said, I really enjoy him as an actor =(

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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    If you don`t want people talking to you because you`re famous, you should either;
    A) Not become famous or B) build a time machine and go back in time and prevent yourself from becoming famous/abort yourself.

    Either use those or deal with all of your damn money & random strangers talking to you.

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    Vany Male 18-29
    35 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Wow, I just felt as if my precuious title of "über-douche" was stripped away from me.
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    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    ONCE popular?


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    myrikal Male 30-39
    67 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    Where the hell does this ass get off thinking that a celebrity is entitled to talk to him just because he has seen his movies? If I buy a cheeseburger from McDonald`s does Ronald McDonald have to join me to eat it? Just because someone is a celebrity does not mean that they are outgoing people who would just love to talk to every rabid fan who feels they are owed a gracious response because they saw a flick. Suck it slow dude. Suck it slow.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    i was 10 and my dad somehow managed to get me backstage at a bill cosby show (he was beyond famous at the time) with my pad and pen in hand i ran up to him and said: "Mr Cos.." and he held his hand out palm facing me like a security guard looked at me real angry and said "i ain`t got time, get this dratin kid away from me". I was shattered. I`ve never seen a celebrity since and if i did i wouldn`t speak for fear it would destroy their image to me.
    ps: i`ve never had a pudding pop
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    Kinga750 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    It seems to me that if he wanted to rant, he should have done so in front of Edward Norton. People are such pussies nowadays.

    In the past, one might have challenged Edward Norton to a duel. Now, one goes home and posts internet articles.

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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    madest y did u say that i always thought cosby as the old lovable chocolate puddin guy
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    First of all, there is no proof that this event actually happened. 2nd, if it did, who knows what was going on in his life prior to him going shopping. For all you know, his best friend died 1 hour earlier. You don`t know the entire situation and this is only 1 side of it. Get over it, he didn`t "acknowledge" you. Big deal. Most celebs I`ve dealt with are VERY cool but they are people too. Heck, I remember when I was 12, The Hoff was shooting an episode of Knight Rider in Vegas and I was there to watch it. He had to pull up in the car, shoot a scene in front of Caesars Palace (in his jeans and leather jacket in the 110 degree heat) then walk inside. The entire take was only 30 seconds long but when they cut, he was gasping for air he was so hot in that stupid jacket. Still though, I got the courage to walk up to him and ask for an autograph and he was totally cool about it. Most celebs are like this, probably even Ed. Who knows how true this really is. Remember, it`s a post o
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Who cares?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    People need to get over themselves, realize everyone has bad days, and that they really don`t give a flying frack about you.
    If you are so freaking caught up in the make believe Hollywood personality dream land that you think someone you don`t even know owes you the time of freaking day, then guess what? Wake up call! You are a complete moron! They don`t owe you anything more than the next guy walking down the street. Go cry me an emo river the next time a complete stranger doesn`t talk to you. Moron
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    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    ahhh craigslist

    infaniate lolz.

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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    If I were famous I would wear a mask. I hate when just people I know recognize me in a store or something.
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    can i say sup weenie has pretty nice lookin cans? is that inappropriate, because i only calls `em how i sees `em
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    Thats entirely inappropriate, IAB is an forum for rational debate about the important topics of the day....however you are correct about the airbags
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:00 am
    Edward Norton owns. Don`t be all "once-famous" just because he isn`t staring in all the new dumbass "a bunch of teenagers get high, drunk, and screw some bitches" movies.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:02 am
    I would have told him Fight Club was awesome.

    Cut the chit chat, he`s going to think you`re a douche nonetheless....Might as well blurt it out so he hears it.

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:06 am
    whatev`s if i was that awesome, there would be a waiting list of people for me to act assy towards. cus what most people fail to realize at first glance, is that i am awesome. and they are not worthy. if opnly people would come to me... and comment on my life work. some day oper... some day.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:47 am
    Damn it. I drated Coutney Love too and now you tell me I can`t use that as a brag piece? poo no wonder I was kicked out of my sewing group.
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    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 6:46 am
    It`s funny how the average joe thinks celebrities "owe" them something.
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    nomotivatn Female 18-29
    59 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:14 am
    I... I loved Death To Smoochie.
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    seankerr001 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:42 am
    I love the end.
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    keg74 Male 30-39
    411 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 8:58 am
    Wow a craigs list posting, thats sure to get Ed`s attention. LOL what a loser.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 10:42 am
    uh oh.
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    Jewler Male 18-29
    28 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 11:29 am
    Dont you know who I am?!?!? Im the guy that played in all those movies bitch!!
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 11:53 am
    Wait... maybe I didn`t read that right... did he snub him, or did he brag?
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    silverfyre Female 18-29
    156 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Celebrities are allowed to have off days. However the price for the fame and fortune is putting up with the fame. If they didnt want recognition they should get a different job. I`m sorry..but being in the public eye is part of the job.

    I`m not saying that we should have guided tours of their homes or demand entry into their private lives. But being recognized on the street is an occupational hazard. Thems the breaks.

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    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Lol. Eh. Celebs should always be considerate to their fans in my opinion. No matter how inconveniant. It`s part of the job. Fans basically provide their salary.
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    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    HA! people like this make my day (:
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    I love how the guy casually drops that he was in tv too. Well, angry Vons customer, you weren`t ed norton.
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    Notice how he doesn`t mention exactly what Norton did... for all we know Mr. Norton said "I`m sorry, I`m just trying to shop here. Thank you" And that`s it, this guy is obviously a little crazy and NOT on a TV Show anyone actually watches.
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    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    ..The man was buying frozen shrimp. I think I`d leave him alone. I might stare, but I`d leave him alone. Obviously, shrimp, like Pokemon, is serious buisness.


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    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 10:14 am
    He`s just lucky Edward Norton didn`t get angry with him. You wouldn`t like him when he`s angry...

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    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 10:27 am
    Poeple like this guy forget that celebs are normal people. I`m sure Ed just wanted to grocery-shop in peace like anyone else. After all, famous or not, would you want some crazy douchebag creepily evaluating the contents of your shopping cart or hounding you while buying your dinner? I wouldn`t. Maybe this idiot was just jealous b/c Ed actually had the talent to become a successful actor and he didnt. We love you anyway, Ed - frozen shrimp, tube socks and all.
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    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 10:38 am
    And btw, I also have to agree with alot of posteres here about the caption. ONE POPULAR? Um, Ed is a fantastic actor, and I dont consider him a has-been just b/c he hasnt been in any new movies lately. I hardly EVER go see movies anymore b/c like someone else said, they`re all CRAP with no talent morons like the douchebag that stars in the Ricky Bobby and Talladega Nights films (which i have never seen just b/c the previews alone were vomit worthy). What happened to GOOD movies?
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    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    I love Edward Norton in the Painted Veil. That was such a badass movie. lol.

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