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Date: 10/14/08 08:15 AM

56 Responses to Dead Dove of Peace

  1. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Link: Dead Dove of Peace - This happened in a Russian school, where in the new term, they release a white dove. Unfortunately...
  2. Profile photo of drpepperz05
    drpepperz05 Male 18-29
    133 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:18 am
    Its just sleeping......
  3. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:20 am
    In Soviet Russia, bird suffocates you!
  4. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:24 am
    no no. that never happened. i asked the russian government.
  5. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
    402 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:44 am
    Awww those kids were probably squeezing him too tight, aww haha.

    Reminds me of when I went to the farm when I was about 5 years old and some kid was holding a baby chick and squeezed him to death. That happens a lot probably.

  6. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 8:53 am
    At first I thought one of them was going to start bawling because the bird flopped down.
  7. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:07 am
    Aww. Did the kids even notice?
    They just kept waving..
    The kid was probably holding it a bit too tight.
    Poor birdy.
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:09 am
    That was kind of sad.
  9. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:16 am
    Bwahahaha!
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:02 am
    I will love him and pet him and hug him and squeeze him and - whoops.
  11. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:10 am
    He couldnt take the fame and had a heart attack,
  12. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:24 am
    Lol @ discomonkey.

    But they just squeezed a bit too hard. :P

  13. Profile photo of Tupper
    Tupper Male 30-39
    54 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:41 am
    No doves allowed in Putin`s Russia, only hawks.
  14. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:42 am
    omg...I kinda laughed a bit when the guy came and picked it up the bird but awww..poor little thing. I love birds, especially doves. It looked like it was alive though in the boys hand but when he threw it in the air it just didn`t wanna fly? poor little thing :-(
  15. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:30 am
    rofl!
  16. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Clearly it`s an American spy.
  17. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
    It probably had a heart attack... :(
  18. Profile photo of Danniiii
    Danniiii Female 13-17
    27 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:48 am
    That is so unbelievably gutting.
  19. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    In soviet russia, bird throws YOU
  20. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    Hmmmm, well that`s not the greatest start to the term...
  21. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    yeah thats pretty damn old.
  22. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    lol! well, i thought it`d be more scarring and hilarious, but this`ll do. why didn`t they notice it was dead?
  23. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    Doesn`t load for me =(
  24. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Poor birdie...I will tell myself it had the bird flu...but it probably didn`t :/
  25. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    337 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    YES! 12 points! I bet that kid didn`t wash his hands b4 hand, and his cooties kill it.
    --BBW
  26. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    haha, thought a bigger bird wouldve attacked it or something
  27. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    the kids were like "YAYYY!...oh...dang"
    but they continued jumping...
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Oh god, if I was one of those kids I would just start bawling... D:
  29. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    That... was... awesome!

    They were leik "yayz 4 t3h birdzor!"
    And the bird waz all leik "I r gun failz!"
    Then they wer leik "0 t3h n03z!!!`

    Sweet.

  30. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    D:

    and yet... hahahhaa

    it looked so dead when they were holding it!

    its neck looked broken!

    WHEEEEEEEEEE.... thud

    xlucyx

  31. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Lol.

    -Thud-
    ...
    -Snatch-

  32. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    I love how the kids were shocked there for a second, then continued on cheering. Also, how did they not notice it was dead? I knew it looked pretty weird when they were holding it.
  33. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    The bird died of natural causes. The boy was not squeezing it to death... communism and fascism scared the life out of it and it passed away right before released.

    Seriously... who wants to live in such a gray world?

  34. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Aww. Poor dove :(
  35. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    There is no American invasion victory. Nothing to see here.
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    Least I now have some background info on the origin of the video.
  37. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    awwwwwwwwww
    poor bird.

  38. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    did the children NOT notice the fact they were holding a DEAD bird? or are they THAT brainwashed in russia? anyone notice the fact that they still kept waving their hands despite the bird plummeting back to earth obviosly dead?
    xD major lol
  39. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:41 am
    i`m pretty sure he choked it.

    next time teach the little boy to hold the damn thing right.
    sheesh!

  40. Profile photo of BirdyBoy
    BirdyBoy Male 13-17
    29 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:05 am
    he looked like he was holding it funny
  41. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:10 am
    In other news, today is the start of a good term in Soviet schools, as the white dove soared through the sky healthily. Rumors that it has died are false.

    ---RAISE FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM---

  42. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 3:06 am
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OOOOooooH MY GOD that was drating funny!
  43. Profile photo of Deepeyes
    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:51 am
    Yay for dead birds!
  44. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:06 am
    jeez it looked like he broke its neck or something .. D: poor bird... when it dropped i instantly though "oh no the kids are gonna cry D:" but no..they laughed and started waving...

    when i were young i would have been skriking at that D:

  45. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:27 am
    was that supposed to happen?
  46. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 9:54 am
    teph2112, this ain`t the 1960`s


    but omg thats like a bad omen.

  47. Profile photo of Softball_813
    Softball_813 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    oh poor birdy. XD
  48. Profile photo of Berberry
    Berberry Female 18-29
    161 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    That was sad. I died a little inside
  49. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    that sucks
  50. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:21 pm

  51. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    Am I a sick person for bursting out laughing when I saw this?
  52. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    "Uhh... Oops..., Wait, why are they still cheering?" Haha, the thoughts of the principal.
  53. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    Gross. I`d be pissed to know I`d been holding a dead bird the whole time. Probably scrub my hands until they bled then douse them in bleach.
  54. Profile photo of xXMMMXx
    xXMMMXx Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    ROTFLMAO BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    OMG I CANT BREATHE.

    THATS NOT GHETTO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

  55. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 8:23 am
    bet that kid was bullied from then on.... U KILLED THE DOVE OF PEACE!!
  56. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    August 22, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    I kinda saw that coming

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