Dead Dove of Peace

Submitted by: VictoryRider 9 years ago in Funny

This happened in a Russian school, where in the new term, they release a white dove. Unfortunately...
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Male 2,056
I kinda saw that coming
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Male 1,164
bet that kid was bullied from then on.... U KILLED THE DOVE OF PEACE!!
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Male 48
ROTFLMAO BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG I CANT BREATHE.

THATS NOT GHETTO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Female 4,447
Gross. I`d be pissed to know I`d been holding a dead bird the whole time. Probably scrub my hands until they bled then douse them in bleach.
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Male 143
"Uhh... Oops..., Wait, why are they still cheering?" Haha, the thoughts of the principal.
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Female 917
Am I a sick person for bursting out laughing when I saw this?
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Male 848

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Male 423
that sucks
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Female 161
That was sad. I died a little inside
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Female 10
oh poor birdy. XD
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Male 2,553
teph2112, this ain`t the 1960`s


but omg thats like a bad omen.

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Female 374
was that supposed to happen?
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Female 5,139
jeez it looked like he broke its neck or something .. D: poor bird... when it dropped i instantly though "oh no the kids are gonna cry D:" but no..they laughed and started waving...

when i were young i would have been skriking at that D:

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Male 151
Yay for dead birds!
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Female 1,496
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OOOOooooH MY GOD that was drating funny!
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Male 650
In other news, today is the start of a good term in Soviet schools, as the white dove soared through the sky healthily. Rumors that it has died are false.

---RAISE FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM---

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Male 29
he looked like he was holding it funny
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Female 151
i`m pretty sure he choked it.

next time teach the little boy to hold the damn thing right.
sheesh!

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Female 1,186
did the children NOT notice the fact they were holding a DEAD bird? or are they THAT brainwashed in russia? anyone notice the fact that they still kept waving their hands despite the bird plummeting back to earth obviosly dead?
xD major lol
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Male 2,788
awwwwwwwwww
poor bird.

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Male 9,305
Least I now have some background info on the origin of the video.
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Male 3,310
There is no American invasion victory. Nothing to see here.
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Female 2,289
Aww. Poor dove :(
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Male 2,172
The bird died of natural causes. The boy was not squeezing it to death... communism and fascism scared the life out of it and it passed away right before released.

Seriously... who wants to live in such a gray world?

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Male 1,764
I love how the kids were shocked there for a second, then continued on cheering. Also, how did they not notice it was dead? I knew it looked pretty weird when they were holding it.
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Male 724
Lol.

-Thud-
...
-Snatch-

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Female 357
D:

and yet... hahahhaa

it looked so dead when they were holding it!

its neck looked broken!

WHEEEEEEEEEE.... thud

xlucyx

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Male 2,148
That... was... awesome!

They were leik "yayz 4 t3h birdzor!"
And the bird waz all leik "I r gun failz!"
Then they wer leik "0 t3h n03z!!!`

Sweet.

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Female 15,763
Oh god, if I was one of those kids I would just start bawling... D:
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Female 1,269
the kids were like "YAYYY!...oh...dang"
but they continued jumping...
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Female 264
haha, thought a bigger bird wouldve attacked it or something
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Male 335
YES! 12 points! I bet that kid didn`t wash his hands b4 hand, and his cooties kill it.
--BBW
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Male 5,970
Poor birdie...I will tell myself it had the bird flu...but it probably didn`t :/
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Male 4,004
Doesn`t load for me =(
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Female 316
lol! well, i thought it`d be more scarring and hilarious, but this`ll do. why didn`t they notice it was dead?
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Male 1,837
yeah thats pretty damn old.
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Female 583
Hmmmm, well that`s not the greatest start to the term...
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Male 982
In soviet russia, bird throws YOU
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Female 27
That is so unbelievably gutting.
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Female 345
It probably had a heart attack... :(
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Male 2,313
Clearly it`s an American spy.
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Female 2,026
rofl!
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Female 4,376
omg...I kinda laughed a bit when the guy came and picked it up the bird but awww..poor little thing. I love birds, especially doves. It looked like it was alive though in the boys hand but when he threw it in the air it just didn`t wanna fly? poor little thing :-(
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Male 54
No doves allowed in Putin`s Russia, only hawks.
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Male 1,232
Lol @ discomonkey.

But they just squeezed a bit too hard. :P

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Male 1,361
He couldnt take the fame and had a heart attack,
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Female 4,039
I will love him and pet him and hug him and squeeze him and - whoops.
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Female 228
Bwahahaha!
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Male 4,593
That was kind of sad.
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Female 178
Aww. Did the kids even notice?
They just kept waving..
The kid was probably holding it a bit too tight.
Poor birdy.
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Female 94
At first I thought one of them was going to start bawling because the bird flopped down.
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Female 400
Awww those kids were probably squeezing him too tight, aww haha.

Reminds me of when I went to the farm when I was about 5 years old and some kid was holding a baby chick and squeezed him to death. That happens a lot probably.

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Male 214
no no. that never happened. i asked the russian government.
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Male 1,254
In Soviet Russia, bird suffocates you!
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Male 133
Its just sleeping......
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Male 1,461
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