Cute Monkey Waiters in Japan

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Weird

Hard pressed to find good a waitstaff these days? Smart restaurant owners are going simian.
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Female 260
I hope these monkeys are well treated :/.
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Female 1,984
"Their eyes say to me:
I got no tip??"

Um... the Japanese don`t do tips.

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Female 1,984
I haven`t seen monkey waiters here yet, but did see a monkey at a nearby mall.
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Male 2,422
Don`t they have PETA in Japan?
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Male 5,194
AWESOME!!!!!

Why don`t we have monkey waiters in this country? How could we have fallen so far behind the Japanese in monkey waiter technology?

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Female 4,039
We used to go back and forth and get beers for my dad and grampa when we were little, but it is way cooler when the monkey does it.
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Male 2
If they fail the asians EAT THEM!!!!!!!
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Male 2,553
id prefer a human waiter kthxbai
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Male 667
It`s not slavery if he gets paid with bananas.
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Female 961
great, the next generation of slaves =(

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Male 83
Their eyes say to me:

I got no tip??

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Male 352
That was cute as hell.
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Male 80
yeah its cute, until they spit in your food
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Female 15,763
*facepalm*

Here come the PE- Oh, my mistake, they already got here.

Damn they`re getting fast.

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Male 2,395
At least we know not to anger it cuz i`m pretty sure it`ll throw poo at you... like that time I went to the zoo.
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Female 913
now that`s outsourcing.
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Male 541
DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!!!!!
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Male 8,302
Oh Waiter, there`s a banana in my soup
Oook oook oook okook ooooook! *


* (Shhh Sir not so loud, everyone will want one)

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Male 9,306
*clamps paws over earthshone`s mouth*

BE QUIET! We already have ENOUGH trouble from them as it is!

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Female 4,028
How long til that things poops in your food because of bad attitude?
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Male 1,361
Monkey Butler!!! so cool, a bit y`know wrong but cool as frick,
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Male 575
That`s cool apparently they only are allowed to work two hours a day due to animal rights regulations.
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Male 603
I don`t have a problem with it as long as the monkey is being treated well...

EXCEPT: I don`t think a monkey has any qualms about picking any number of orifices on his down time and then handling whatever you`re going to eat. (Monkey snickers as he waddles away.)

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Male 1,686
"OMG!!!", *POINTING LOUDLY* ,"PETA, PETA, P-EEE-T-A!! L-O-O-K!!!
L-O-O-K!!!"
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Female 357
that was pretty sick

training them to do tasks is one thing

forcing them into human clothes is another

xlucyx

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Male 2,855
wait a sec, isnt this how planet of the apes started?
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Male 5,970
IAB needs some of these to feed the other monkey programmers!
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Male 12,138
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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Female 247
And people wonder why they can`t find jobs these days...
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Female 710
Uhhh...bad idea?
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Female 299
Oh I just read the BBC report on this, then came here as I was bored and the first post is about something i`ve just read! how weird.

Cocopopsrox the resturant was visited by Whatever the japanese version of RSPCA is to make sure the monkeys weren`t being mistreated.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm

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Male 1,284
this bs you f***
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Male 928
Haha I have a feeling this wouldn`t fly in the U.S. for sanitation reasons.
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Male 437
not at all the, picture is wrong itself
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Male 712
doodlydoo727: Is it wrong i laughed way harder than i should have at your avatar?

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Male 712
God second post and already attracted animal rights activists. He`s getting more attention and food than he ever would in the wild.
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Male 437
iab: home of the REPOST!
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Male 7,933
Probably works a lot faster than other workers
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Female 228
disgusting. im telling PETA!
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Male 99
That is one of the most depressing things I have seen in a long time. Yes, slavery of a wild species is sooo "cute". Leave wildlife where it belongs, in the wild.
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Female 4,376
Well IT was cute. But really....is it sanitary O.o
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Male 19,879
Link: Cute Monkey Waiters in Japan [Rate Link] - Hard pressed to find good a waitstaff these days? Smart restaurant owners are going simian.
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