Creation Science 101

Submitted by: davymid 9 years ago in Science

Roy Zimmerman sings about Evolution. Warning: Contents may offend some, e.g. Sarah Palin.
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Female 151
Roy Zimmerman is amazing. I have a thing for his Irish Beatles - hilarious!
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Male 2,553
yeah i agree with davy and six
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Male 2,313
On my way there. I`m gonna need to switch fuel tanks though, this idling all night wiped me out.
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Male 12,138
I hear ya six, and totally agree. The transexual post is a more ripe hunting ground for you and your flamethrower.
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Male 2,313
Wow, I sit here with my flamethrower and nothing happens until I leave. But to be honest, there were no religious people in here worthy of flaming. The kind of religious people I dislike are the ones who hate others because of religion. The "Gays are going to hell!" kind. The central focuses of Christianity are forgiveness and tolerance. Not bigotry. I am a Christian for my own reasons, but I still find people who blindly accept something as the truth disgusting.
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Male 10,440
weak! it was too WEAK! we want to see creationism destroyed. The most this will ever do is slightly annoy someone.
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Female 16
Why was he making kookaburra noises?
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Male 1,055
maaate. If only it was my job. Just a hobby and an obsession.
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Male 12,138
vv "And I don`t have a beer fetish....I just drink it. And brew it. And judge it. And go to conferences about it."

Butters, you know I`m just jealous. You have my dream job...

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Female 34
I must not get involved in the debate about how unbelievably stupid creationists are...
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Male 480
lol creationists...
pity the foo
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Male 3,255
I find it rather unlikely that there exists some sort of higher power, but religion? Pfft, I`d sooner believe that 2 + 2 = 54.

Are you kidding me? 2000 years ago some random jew strolls into town and says that he is the son of god... AND YOU BELIEVE HIM... Why may I ask? Because he turned water into wine and such? Well, I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear, what`s your point? Or is it because he rose from the dead? According to whom? A handful of his devout followers?

If David Copperfield were to walk up to you right now, say he is gods brother, and then the next day three of his friends show up and tell you that he died but then came back and flew into the sky and you don`t believe him then you are a damned hypocrite.

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Male 336
my religious studies teacher told me we should only take the symbolic meaning of the words in the bible and not accept the words as actual truth, but some form of religious truth.

I call it bullpoo and last second damage control.

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Female 15,763
Reading page 2, I was getting worried/ Where`s my IAB who fights with itself? Where are the crazyvolutionists and the crazyeationists?

But then I stumbled into page 1 and found my home. *snuggles in* Ahh, IAB...

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Male 1,055
Davy; chill Winston.
I think I`ve already said that today...
And I don`t have a beer fetish....I just drink it. And brew it. And judge it. And go to conferences about it.

Oh wait.....I DO have a beer fetish. Must be my Grandmothers genes. She was bloody Irish!

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Male 633
and as clarification, i mean evultion/mutation/adaptation meaning were are not static creatures and are very much prone to change over years. but within certain boundries and not from species to species
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Male 633
yes evolution/mutation/adaptation is very real.
i am speaking of the fact that the world was created by a big bang and over millions of years we evolved from protozoa to what we are today.
which would incorporate the theory of monkeys and humans sharing a common ancestory along with every other theory that makes up the theory of evolution.
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Male 231
EVOLUTION IS NOT A FLIPPING THEORY. Humans and monkeys sharing a common ancestor is a theory. Many things in evolution is theory but evolution itself is NOT a theory. It has been proven. It`s been proven countless times. You can find thousands of experiments that prove it withought a shadow of a doubt. Whether or not god triggered evolution is up for debate.
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Male 633
well tahts cool and all, catchy song, but personally i believe that although evolution is a possible theory, it is impossible without some form of a god. (meaning i believe theistic evolution is possible, but not atheistic evolution)
there, does that post make me a bible thumping hypocrite zealot that needs to be banned from I A B?
or just a n00b or retard or something...
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Male 12,138
vv "seems like you wanted something from.. well, me."

Elkingo, with all due respect, don`t flatter yourself.

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Female 523
I can`t tell if he was supporting creationism or evolution... the song itself sounded creationist.. but it sort of sounded sarcastic too...

*brain explodes* D:

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Male 1,164
my last comment shud have read I-A-B post
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Male 1,164
yes but i wouldnt do it in such an agree with me or burn in hell way like most religious commenters on almost everysingle religion based thing on I-A-B thing
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Male 5,620
Well, I have to go to bed now, but think on this.. If you truly believe anything, wouldn`t you defend it?
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Male 1,164
he isnt suggesting that christians cant have fun he is suggesting that in every single video that is light hearted or contains anything that contains religious context a few people will turn it into a religious slag off... kinda like you are doing now tbh
ur arguing for a cause which u r just damaging by further making urself look like a penis and making all religious people look like fanatics
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Male 36
Guy can play the guitar... But in all honesty, I do find this a little bit offensive, He forgot to mention the Flying Spaghetti monster. Evidence for Pastafarianism is much stronger than christianity
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Male 5,620
yeah I see, that now davy, that you suggested it. I mistook that one, sorry about that. But still you did know it would be a hot topic, that with the comments afterwords.. seems like you wanted something from.. well, me.
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Male 5,620
afie, thats what I am suggesting here, that my first comment was provoked. comments like "keep the flame thrower out" and to paraphrase: "fun until a Christian comes along and mentions Jesus."

Its like he is suggesting more than a couple things..
with the video of course, that all Christian religion is stupid, and that Christians can`t have fun, and that we only naysay.

I feel it was pompous because of the attitude that he had about it. That attitude is evident in the way he presents himself with his words. I didn`t say he couldn`t believe ever how he wanted, but one of the great arguments, and we see a shadow of it in his tone, is that Christians nay-say. Isn`t that also what he is doing, by making light of faith? Make it out to be a joke of some sort, and then get mad when someone takes offense, and defends it, and then makes wild accusations about motives. Its like the old saying goes.. if you can`t take heat, stay out of the kitchen.

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Male 12,138
vv "You posted it dude.. and if you didn`t why didn`t you credit the guy who did?"

Elkingo, I didn`t post it. I can`t post new content, same as you can`t. I suggested it, submitted it, it was deemed interesting, and so it appears here. I wasn`t baiting anyone, so pull you head out of your arse. If you read my previous comments as being somehow directed at Christians being mouth-breathing overzealous headbangers, then you`re strolling right into the flypaper, my friend.

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Male 5,620
Oh, wait, I see you suggested it. My point is you knew it would be a hot topic, yet you did post it. Then your comments seem to provoke Christians. I am just saying, if you meant something else, you should have probably stated it.
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Male 1,164
wow that was good and why the pointless arguement elkingo? everyone is entitled to there own opinion but when you do so in such an *my dick in your mums ribs* kinda way you need 2 reconsider posting it. thats just not on
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Male 1,347
hehehe, me likey
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Male 5,620
You posted it dude.. and if you didn`t why didn`t you credit the guy who did?
"I wonder how long this lighthearted banter will last before some oh-too-serious God-botherer comes in and spoils the party by dropping the J-bomb? Let`s enjoy it while it last."

I mean, it seems to me that you called for someone to defend faith specifically.. If I am wrong I am sorry, but you should mean what you say when you speak on something that you know is a hot topic.

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Male 12,138
You want pompous Elkingo? Look in the f*cking mirror.
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Male 12,138
Oh snap, Elkingo. Why the personal attack? Pompous? Vanity? Faith? Going out my way to attack a specific group? Gaining "followers" to flame you (I assume you`re talking about sixclaws)? What the f*ck, seriously? I actually liked you man, I thought you might have been a good ambassador for Christendom. Looks like you`re just like the rest after all.

Dude, it was a video of a guy singing at a lecture. I didn`t make it, I just suggested it. Nor do I have any control over what gets posted here, I`m just a Mod, I have to submit interesting links same as we all do, and if they`re sufficiently boredom-reductive, they`re accepted. Same as you. I really don`t understand your problem.

I must admit, when I first encountered you as a new user, I thought you were a bit of a religious zealot. You had strong opinions about "homosexuality is a choice, Jesus still loves you, God hates the act not the person" blah blah blah.

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Male 46
Wow, I liked it.
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Male 11,739
That was great! Lovin` it!
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Male 5,620
The guy in the video is just as pompous as you davy.

You know... its funny; you may have all sorts of followers to flame me, but if thats truly what you believe, then why go to an extreme to point out what you don`t believe? Perhaps in vanity? You actually go out of your way here to offend a specific group, not just in your post, but in your comments. Are you trying to get some sort of great argument that you can`t refute, so you may have faith also? Don`t know about you myself, but if thats what you are after it is only vanity, and you are making a futile attempt to gain faith.

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Male 2,313
This thread is decidedly not exploding into debate. Peace over IAB?
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Male 337
Ah man, that was great.
If some bible thumping hypocrite comments with something stupid, I won`t be suprised.
I`m Christian, but some ideas are a no-go.
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Male 8,300
Can I be excused from this religious debate, I`ve got an appointment I need to go to... can someone just insert a few random Bible references, pointless attacks and "You`re going to Hell [insertnamehere]"`s for me? Thanks.
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Female 2,258
Well.. I`m sufficiently amused.
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Male 2,313
Jim Bean? Or Jack Daniels? There`s a lot of Js.
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Male 10,440
With respect to its creation-bashing-content, this video was weak, yet slightly amusing.
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Male 12,138
vv Spot the bloody Aussie with the beer-fetish! I know, I can`t talk, being Irish. Pot and Kettle and all that.

I wonder how long this lighthearted banter will last before some oh-too-serious God-botherer comes in and spoils the party by dropping the J-bomb? Let`s enjoy it while it last.

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Male 1,055
Having recently found God myself, I believe this guy is right at 37 sec....

Oh, did I mention the God I found was Egor? God of the sea, and more importantly, of brewing. I bask in his beery goodness....

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Male 2,313
Mychemgirl, They Might Be Giants for the win?
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Female 1,287
xD
That`s fun.
I like it when science turns into songs! :D
Except for `The Atoms Family". Ugh.
SONG+SCIENCE=GENIUS... erm. Kinda.
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Male 2,313
It`s warmed up and ready to char some hypocrites.
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Female 5,139
Hah, this was pretty funny :D
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Male 12,138
sixclaws, keep that flamethrower on overwatch...
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Male 756
XD
It was pretty funny...
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Male 599
yay more science fun with songs!
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Male 544
I believe in evolution, but I gotta say:

THAT WAS AWESOME!

Coolest science song I`ve ever heard.

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Male 9,305
"I`m not a cynic, I`m a hypocrite." XD HAH!
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Male 66
this would be funny if i was a evolutionist
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Male 2,313
Davy, I didn`t expect the religious post with my zealot roasting opportunities to come so soon.
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Male 12,138
Link: Creation Science 101 [Rate Link] - Roy Zimmerman sings about Evolution. Warning: Contents may offend some, e.g. Sarah Palin.
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