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Date: 10/16/08 03:45 PM

71 Responses to Choose The Right Urinal

  1. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Link: Choose The Right Urinal - Guys, test your urinal etiquette. Girls, take the Urinal Test and realize just how hard it is to be a dude.
  2. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    old, but the rules still apply lol
  3. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    oh my! these rules are WAY to apparent at my school.
    the only ones who break them are teachers and socially awkward children
  4. Profile photo of habbazoot
    2116 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    its called the one urinal rule, and unwritten rule in bathrooms
  5. Profile photo of padge
    padge Male 18-29
    11 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    game is rigged, you cant pick the same one.
  6. Profile photo of Silverlake
    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    lol 5 out of 6, number 6 got me, merely because there are only 3 urinals at my school, so if 2 people have the ends you go in a stall (although someone broke the doors off lol)
  7. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    "game is rigged, you cant pick the same one."

    wait...what? yes you can!

  8. Profile photo of Righteous_D
    Righteous_D Male 18-29
    84 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    You know... I hadn`t played this in a WHILE, but I was just thinking about it earlier today. Eerie.
  9. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    Nice try, but it`s still harder to be female. I got them all right. The grunting effects weren`t necessary.
  10. Profile photo of Kinga750
    Kinga750 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    5/6. Don`t think you can get 6/6.
  11. Profile photo of Berberry
    Berberry Female 18-29
    161 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    I was 3-4- Room for improvement
  12. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    I scored a 5 haha WOO I know my man-laws!
  13. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    I can`t pee is there`s another dude standing beside me. I get stage-fright.
  14. Profile photo of lordacton
    lordacton Male 18-29
    88 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Hmm sounds to me like someone is having personal space issues.
  15. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    At school even if there is on person in the row of urinals, I still go into the stall...
  16. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    I disagree with number 5, the best way to go in that situation is to try and discern who is going to leave first, and take the urinal next to them.
  17. Profile photo of RoniC
    RoniC Female 40-49
    148 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    Can`t be that hard to figure out. I got all 5 right and I`m not a guy.
  18. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    I just do my business and leave I don`t care about the "blokes" who are in there.
  19. Profile photo of SoupaMario
    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Really easy if you`re a guy. I swear if someone chose one right next to me when I am the only one in there, I would kick his ass!
  20. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Uhh.. I just go to whichever one is the cleanest. I go to school, so idiots like throwing toilet paper in the urinals (even though there is none except in the stalls, so it`s obvious they do it on purpose, not just because they`re lazy).
  21. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    5/6 and I`m a girl...not that hard.
  22. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    See, guys, you think you have it hard but for us it`s the same. We don`t usually go in stalls beside occupied ones.
  23. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    stupid sound effects.
  24. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    6/6. im pretty sure most guys can easily score a 5 or 6 on this, this is just instinct and common sence.
  25. Profile photo of thesimpsons
    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Its tru though. i got a girl to take the test and she did like really bad lol
  26. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    @GVP but you`re in a stall, if there was no one else but you and some other guy, peeing next to him would be gay.
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    Wow, that was pretty hard. Got them all right though.


  28. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:17 pm
  29. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    some arguments. if nobody is there, you go to 3 or 4, that way you don`t look like a weirdo in a corner. if someone comes in there are 3 other toilets for them to go to.

    secondly, look at the people not just the toilets. the one where you HAVE to stand inbetween 2 guys (the last one), the 2 guys to the left are both looking up at the way staring into space, while the 2 guys wearing hoodies are staring intently at their penis. if you stood next to him he would be looking right at your junk.

    that point goes double for the previous one where 2 guys are standing together and a 3rd alone. the 3rd guy was a nerves looking guy who would advert his eyes, again the "jock/prep" guys in the hoodies would end up looking at your junk.

    4/6 but more like 4/5 since the final answer said there is no right answer.

  30. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    tachiinii, women are weird usually. most girlfriends and wives don`t want their other to hear them pee even, while men will gladly pee with the door open.

    if you look at it from that prospective, if you had to drop one, would you pick the stall next to the other guy smelling it up or pick 2 stalls away? the correct answer is handicapped stall, but then if you see a pair of wheels pull in you feel bad...

  31. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    4/6 Not bad for a girl...

    I wonder when they`ll get one for the girls...

  32. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    I found this strangely accurate...
    Although I hate public restrooms.
    I`d rather be the lame guy going into the stalls then pulling my goodies out right next to some stranger.

    Plus, A gay guy coming in to use the urinal? That`ll clear out the whole bathroom. XD

  33. Profile photo of kmitch717
    kmitch717 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I`m sorry but for number 5 I say the best choice is to go for number 1 because that way there`s no chance that somebody else is gonna come up on the other side...but i guess that`s just me.
  34. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    I don`t know what I did wrong. I put myself between the two hottest guys. Why did I get such a low score?
  35. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    5/6 (essentially perfect score.)

    I tend to stick to edges when it comes to this matter. When it comes to the last situation, I use the stall.

    I don`t know if I should be proud of this score/knowledge or not.

  36. Profile photo of shintoku
    shintoku Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    This is pretty much the most stupid "test" I`ve ever seen. Obviously, the best choice is nearly always number one, since it`s the last one, thus nobody will walk past you. The only exception being the one where there is everything free except #2, where you would pick #6, because it`s farthest off.
  37. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    I`m guessing it`s the guys with small "gear" who are worried about this. I`ve had a guy deliberately stare at me while I was at a urinal, I looked him in the eye and said "Keep your eyes on the road buddy" he didn`t say a word and RAN OUT!!!
  38. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    Wait, are you trying to AVOID the guys? :P
  39. Profile photo of Saturnia107
    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Haha silly boys.
  40. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    personally, as a girl, i just go into the stall that has toilet paper, no pee in the toilet (or other stuff), and doesn`t stink too badly. I try not to use handicap cuz like ikeray said, you`d feel bad if someone handicapped came in.
  41. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    i dont even use the stand urinals(awkward and gross IMO)
    but i did really well. i only messed up on 5 and 6.
  42. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    that was stupid, why would i want to pretend to be friends with strangers while im pissing #5 was stupid
  43. Profile photo of crazyshort
    crazyshort Female 18-29
    71 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    i got a 5...nd imma girl :\
  44. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    4 outta 6 ;-)
  45. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm


  46. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    Number 6 didn`t have a none button, i feel cheated out of a 100.
  47. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    Re-hash of an older game. Now way to get 6 out of 6 in this one though. The old one let you select the door.
  48. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    Round 5 is wrong. You don`t choose urinal 4, because you`re screwing over the guy in urinal 5, who is now sandwiched between two dudes. 1 or 3 is the right choice.
  49. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 12:56 am

    I`m calling my lawyer...
    Which I don`t actually have...

  50. Profile photo of freecandy
    freecandy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 1:12 am
    Got 1/6,but if you gotta go you gotta go and there are place with less than 6 urinals.

    And where ever I am I go to corner one.

  51. Profile photo of BPP4GLC
    BPP4GLC Male 18-29
    36 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 1:33 am
    I remember sending receiving this as an email about 10 years ago... good to see the classics still live on
  52. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 1:37 am
    I hate the awkwardness of choosing urinals.
  53. Profile photo of afcop724
    afcop724 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Number 5 go for toilet 1, only one dude next to you and he is already half done.
  54. Profile photo of MUSICISSWEET
    MUSICISSWEET Female 13-17
    188 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 17, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    one time a dude was talkin to me while he was peeing and he like farted zipped up then patted me on the back *shivers*
  56. Profile photo of Star4G
    Star4G Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    4/6 funny!
  57. Profile photo of Tater124
    Tater124 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 25, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    I guess it`s a pretty good score, considering I`m a girl.

  58. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    October 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    "Guys, test your urinal etiquette. Girls, take the Urinal Test and realize just how hard it is to be a dude."

    Yeah, right.


  59. Profile photo of GlassTrinket
    GlassTrinket Female 13-17
    110 posts
    November 10, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    3-4 and i`m a girl :D
  60. Profile photo of NextTwilight
    NextTwilight Female 13-17
    31 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 10:08 am
    I`m glad they dont think other wise =P
  61. Profile photo of xxmiskawaiix
    xxmiskawaiix Female 13-17
    102 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    I got 3/4. Which know...Kinda creepy cause Ima girl.
  62. Profile photo of Regal6
    Regal6 Female 13-17
    80 posts
    November 27, 2008 at 9:20 am
    2 outta 6 imma girl
  63. Profile photo of purplecutie
    purplecutie Female 13-17
    67 posts
    December 8, 2008 at 2:00 am
    3-4 and imma girl!!! Itd be so sad if a guy got a 0 on this
  64. Profile photo of IntegVicious
    IntegVicious Female 18-29
    45 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 1:01 am
    3-4 and Im a chick.
  65. Profile photo of suckmycock24
    suckmycock24 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 2:14 am
  66. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    December 21, 2008 at 4:48 am
    lol this made me laugh i got 3-4
  67. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    January 4, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    i need practice lol
  68. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    January 12, 2009 at 10:11 am
    5/6 xD and I am a girl. idk... it goes for personal space and common sense lol. Never knew there was method for men.
  69. Profile photo of IkariSenpai
    IkariSenpai Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
  70. Profile photo of fershure
    fershure Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Gawd, I fail xD

  71. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    and female lol.

    I didnt know there were so many rules! XD

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