Choking On Camera

Submitted by: mistamoni 9 years ago in Funny

This guy is about to die, but no one believes it!
There are 45 comments:
Female 39
whats that black thing flying up that the back at 1:24?
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Male 3,310
Riiiiiight. I will give you an example. Sheeple
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Male 47
When you`re choking, your first instinct is to grab your throat - I say fake.
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Female 1,944
WHO eats a hot dog while being interviewed?
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Male 4,004
Fake IMO.

But in the event where it may be real, he must now know the story of the boy who cried wolf, idiot.

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Male 211
lol, it iss a taboo! :o
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Male 8,300
> SHAAZAAMM
> that is why everyone should know the Heimlich maneuver

No!! The Heimlich Maneuver should be used only as a LAST RESORT and only by trained First Aiders! It can cause heart attack and permanent injury. "Most modern protocols (including those of the American Heart Association and the American Red Cross, who changed policy in 2006 involve several stages, designed to apply increasingly more pressure… Due to the forceful nature of the procedure, even when done correctly it can injure the person on whom it is performed. Bruising to the abdomen is highly likely and more serious injuries can occur, including fracture of the xiphoid process or ribs." See Wikipedia

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Female 15,763
Oh man, I would feel like a TOTAL douche if I didn`t help that guy.
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Male 9
And that is why everyone should know the Heimlich maneuver, simple and extremely effective. you Never know when you might need it.
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Male 8,300
I think they knew he was really choking, but just figured it was gonna make a better story that way…
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Male 503
repost.

but still awesomely funny!!!

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Male 12,138
Shoyz has a point though. Repost! is annoying (OK the first one is valid, even helpful, but by the time the 20th comment says the same thing, it gets kinda old). However it`s a legitimate complaint, no-one ever got deleted for that.
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Male 2,344
I saw this on hear last year...Still just as scary!
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Male 5,970
Shoyz, dis-regard my last comment, I totally read your comment wrong. Iceman is right, reposters are f`ing annoying. Who cares if its a repost, I mean O NOOOO REPOST! IAB IS DOOMED! Ya, hello, there are people who haven`t seen the post. In my opinion reposters might be even worse than first posters. You can go home and cry to your mommy instead of complaining here if your sad about a `repost`
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Male 1,228
Iceman; you should get banned for being an idiot. Afterall, how is it any different than first-ers or repost-ers?

See, people who post `FIRST!!` are just being annoying, and cause a serge of anger from everybody else in the comment section.

On the otherhand, people who post `Repost!` are bringing awareness to the fact that once again, a link was submitted without the submitter checking if the link was already posted (WHICH IT TELLS YOU TO DO BEFORE CLICKING SUBMIT), and that whoever accepted the link didn`t check either.

`Repost!`-ers help the I-A-B community start finding original content, and follow the guidelines (although they could be considered rules, meaning they broke the rules, in which case if it was an obvious one they`re also semi-deserving of your ban hamma of Justice).

also; REPOST!!

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Female 1,269
that was scary...choking is one of my biggest fears! ...drat
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Female 4,028
I bet he felt silly after that...
I remember seeing this before, but it was longer... I think...
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Male 285
iceman i understand maybe banning someone for saying repost on a link that hasn`t been posted for like a year, but many times ive seen a repost that was posted less then a week before, like yesterday the "cuppy cake" fat kid, i called repost on that just like everyone else did because it was posted a week before.
stuff like that IAB should actually do somthing about.
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Male 460
o ya i saw this one before, and that is why u never pretend to choke
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Male 135
Mod when are you going to start banning ppl for typing "repost" how is it any different than typing "first"?
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Male 534
OLD
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Male 186
He`s going for the sympathy lay from the hot chick later.
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Male 7,378
man the cameraman sucks
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Male 9,305
Wow that scared me. o_o;

It`s kinda like someone threatening suicide, you should take it seriously no matter what, just in case.

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Male 982
Oh the irony!
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Male 356
that is funny. would be funnier if he`d actually died on camera. Dude obviously hasn`t learned how to completely commit to his art yet.
give him time.
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Male 4,593
Heh, what a dink. I figured he`d be a master at shoving weenies in his mouth.
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Female 929
O_o Whoa. You can really see the utter panic in his actions and hear it in his desperate breaths.

Pretty good for a fake.

..<Chokes self> >__> Stupid folks calling this fake. It`s just coincidence - the first bit he was faking it, that`s why he wasn`t believed, but the ``i`m gonna die`` noises were real.

Scary stuff.

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Male 686
Bekll: Dont eat with your mouth full? but what if you`re really hungry?
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Male 311
bekll. stop playing spore
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Female 1,984
"he should have died"
O_o why?
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Female 1,984
Humans evolved as social creatures. As a result, we love to talk. For that to be allowed we talk with the same hole we eat with. So... we`re very likely to choke.

Didn`t anyone ever tell him don`t eat with your mouth full?! Idiot.

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Male 126
this is fake.
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Male 265
...repost.

:) <3 <3 <3

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Female 663
Even though this could be a fake, stranger things have happened that gives it a shadow of doubt. The same thing happened to Redd Foxx years ago. He would always make these heart attack jokes, and one day he wasn`t joking. The dude dropped dead while everyone else around him continued to laugh.
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Female 913
wtf was he eating a marshmallow?
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Female 106
fake
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Male 46
Even, though he was going to do a choking joke...it was very clear when he was really choking.
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Male 2,313
Goodbye brad4566. I will never see you again.
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Male 226
The layers of fake in this confuse me..
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Male 9
imagine if he would`ve really died :O
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Male 437
he should have died
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Male 209
vvv unlucky first post fail.
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Male 69
ha i saw this before super dose of lolernade in a roflcopter if he died:->
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Male 138
Link: Choking On Camera [Rate Link] - This guy is about to die, but no one believes it!
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