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Date: 10/28/08 11:01 AM

45 Responses to Choking On Camera

  1. Profile photo of mistamoni
    mistamoni Male 18-29
    138 posts
    October 27, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Link: Choking On Camera - This guy is about to die, but no one believes it!
  2. Profile photo of lvl70
    lvl70 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:08 am
    ha i saw this before super dose of lolernade in a roflcopter if he died:->
  3. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:08 am
    vvv unlucky first post fail.
  4. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:12 am
    he should have died
  5. Profile photo of VenaSera
    VenaSera Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:12 am
    imagine if he would`ve really died :O
  6. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:12 am
    The layers of fake in this confuse me..
  7. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Goodbye brad4566. I will never see you again.
  8. Profile photo of shadowx180
    shadowx180 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:13 am
    Even, though he was going to do a choking joke...it was very clear when he was really choking.
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    chrisi1707 Female 18-29
    106 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:20 am
    fake
  10. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:23 am
    wtf was he eating a marshmallow?
  11. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:27 am
    Even though this could be a fake, stranger things have happened that gives it a shadow of doubt. The same thing happened to Redd Foxx years ago. He would always make these heart attack jokes, and one day he wasn`t joking. The dude dropped dead while everyone else around him continued to laugh.
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    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:32 am
    ...repost.

    :) <3 <3 <3

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    robinbeirne Male 18-29
    126 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:39 am
    this is fake.
  14. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Humans evolved as social creatures. As a result, we love to talk. For that to be allowed we talk with the same hole we eat with. So... we`re very likely to choke.

    Didn`t anyone ever tell him don`t eat with your mouth full?! Idiot.

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:42 am
    "he should have died"
    O_o why?
  16. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:51 am
    bekll. stop playing spore
  17. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Bekll: Dont eat with your mouth full? but what if you`re really hungry?
  18. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    O_o Whoa. You can really see the utter panic in his actions and hear it in his desperate breaths.

    Pretty good for a fake.

    ..<Chokes self> >__> Stupid folks calling this fake. It`s just coincidence - the first bit he was faking it, that`s why he wasn`t believed, but the ``i`m gonna die`` noises were real.

    Scary stuff.

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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Heh, what a dink. I figured he`d be a master at shoving weenies in his mouth.
  20. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    that is funny. would be funnier if he`d actually died on camera. Dude obviously hasn`t learned how to completely commit to his art yet.
    give him time.
  21. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Oh the irony!
  22. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Wow that scared me. o_o;

    It`s kinda like someone threatening suicide, you should take it seriously no matter what, just in case.

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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    man the cameraman sucks
  24. Profile photo of Randy4861
    Randy4861 Male 40-49
    187 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    He`s going for the sympathy lay from the hot chick later.
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    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    OLD
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    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Mod when are you going to start banning ppl for typing "repost" how is it any different than typing "first"?
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    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    o ya i saw this one before, and that is why u never pretend to choke
  28. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    iceman i understand maybe banning someone for saying repost on a link that hasn`t been posted for like a year, but many times ive seen a repost that was posted less then a week before, like yesterday the "cuppy cake" fat kid, i called repost on that just like everyone else did because it was posted a week before.
    stuff like that IAB should actually do somthing about.
  29. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    I bet he felt silly after that...
    I remember seeing this before, but it was longer... I think...
  30. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    that was scary...choking is one of my biggest fears! ...drat
  31. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Iceman; you should get banned for being an idiot. Afterall, how is it any different than first-ers or repost-ers?

    See, people who post `FIRST!!` are just being annoying, and cause a serge of anger from everybody else in the comment section.

    On the otherhand, people who post `Repost!` are bringing awareness to the fact that once again, a link was submitted without the submitter checking if the link was already posted (WHICH IT TELLS YOU TO DO BEFORE CLICKING SUBMIT), and that whoever accepted the link didn`t check either.

    `Repost!`-ers help the I-A-B community start finding original content, and follow the guidelines (although they could be considered rules, meaning they broke the rules, in which case if it was an obvious one they`re also semi-deserving of your ban hamma of Justice).

    also; REPOST!!

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    Shoyz, dis-regard my last comment, I totally read your comment wrong. Iceman is right, reposters are f`ing annoying. Who cares if its a repost, I mean O NOOOO REPOST! IAB IS DOOMED! Ya, hello, there are people who haven`t seen the post. In my opinion reposters might be even worse than first posters. You can go home and cry to your mommy instead of complaining here if your sad about a `repost`
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    I saw this on hear last year...Still just as scary!
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    Shoyz has a point though. Repost! is annoying (OK the first one is valid, even helpful, but by the time the 20th comment says the same thing, it gets kinda old). However it`s a legitimate complaint, no-one ever got deleted for that.
  35. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    repost.

    but still awesomely funny!!!

  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    I think they knew he was really choking, but just figured it was gonna make a better story that way…
  37. Profile photo of SHAAZAAMM
    SHAAZAAMM Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    And that is why everyone should know the Heimlich maneuver, simple and extremely effective. you Never know when you might need it.
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Oh man, I would feel like a TOTAL douche if I didn`t help that guy.
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    > SHAAZAAMM
    > that is why everyone should know the Heimlich maneuver

    No!! The Heimlich Maneuver should be used only as a LAST RESORT and only by trained First Aiders! It can cause heart attack and permanent injury. "Most modern protocols (including those of the American Heart Association and the American Red Cross, who changed policy in 2006 involve several stages, designed to apply increasingly more pressure… Due to the forceful nature of the procedure, even when done correctly it can injure the person on whom it is performed. Bruising to the abdomen is highly likely and more serious injuries can occur, including fracture of the xiphoid process or ribs." See Wikipedia

  40. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    lol, it iss a taboo! :o
  41. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Fake IMO.

    But in the event where it may be real, he must now know the story of the boy who cried wolf, idiot.

  42. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    WHO eats a hot dog while being interviewed?
  43. Profile photo of Tarkon
    Tarkon Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    When you`re choking, your first instinct is to grab your throat - I say fake.
  44. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    October 28, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    Riiiiiight. I will give you an example. Sheeple
  45. Profile photo of juliakiwi
    juliakiwi Female 13-17
    39 posts
    November 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    whats that black thing flying up that the back at 1:24?

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