Chimpanzee Rides Segway

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago Funny

The funniest/coolest monkey I-A-B has seen in at least a week.
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Male 4
I don`t care if its a monkey ornot, it awesome!!1
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Male 1,193
not that amazing. i can do it it and you dont see me posting this..
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Male 949
Remember how George Bush crashed on that Segway once?

That comment is TOTALLY not related to ANYTHING involving a *cough* monkey on a Segway.

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Male 599
lol "In like a week"
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Male 77
i bought an old national geo at a yard sale. it shows the 50s world fair with monkeys racing and crashing little cars.
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Male 8,302
FFS Stop with the "Chimp is not a monkey" comments!! WE GET IT!! We can call them all fkn monkeys if we want to, didn`t you read TechGeek`s comment?
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Female 913
I want one... a segway and a monkey.
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Male 650
"The funniest/coolest monkey I-A-B has seen in at least a week."


It`s not a monkey dumbas/s

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Male 1,765
I find the little boxes they put on Japanese shows to show people`s reaction kinda annoying. When I`m watching a vid, I don`t wanna see a bunch of " =O " faces up there, ya know.
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Male 1,164
how much more awesome would that have been if it had exploded :O

or if they segway was a lawnmower and he continued 2 drive over a flower bed :O

ahhhh imature chimp comedy xD

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Female 15,763
And they`re all wrong, Sim.

Well I guess i can`t definitively say that they`re wrong... they`re as wrong as spaghetti monster is real. There.

Chimp isn`t a monkey, Tech doesn`t care. Humans did not evolve from chimps. George Bush is picked on too much. George Bush isn`t smart in comparison to past presidents.

Good enough you y`all?

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Male 8,302
> techgeek07
> A chimpanzee is not a monkey"
> I`ll try to remember that... When I give a crap

LOL techgeek, you just made my morning. [ 9.6 ] [ 9.4 ] [ 9.8 ]

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Male 1,256
YES.
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Female 602
It`s like a Curious George! :-D

Awesome monkey, awesome description "...in at least a week." Heh heh.

:-)

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Female 1,427
""I can understand now why some people think men evolved from chimps."

Umm, no-one thinks that..."

Lots of people do, I thought.

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Male 12,138
vv "I can understand now why some people think men evolved from chimps."

Umm, no-one thinks that...

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Female 2,084
lmao. that`s hilarious.
how fast can those things go?

and haha. they`re dressed the same.

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Male 4,594
I hate monkey`s (and chimps)
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Female 410
I am very surprised that I haven`t seen any comments on here yet about the happenings at :50. It was so random and unexpected. I can understand now why some people think men evolved from chimps.
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Male 460
im gonna make this a sport! super monkey segway ball!
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Male 2,553
this is why i hate monkies.
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Female 1,690
lmao "how do i turn this thing?!"
cute.
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Male 43
if only the monkey could shoot fuel out of it`s sleeve and do illusions, then someone could do a monkey version of arrested development. i always could imagine gob bluth as a chimp.
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Male 1,053
its a monkey, why are people so suprised?
their super inteligent for most animals
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Male 90
The people in the audience are so emotional and excitable! theyr faces were saying "What is this?! A Chimpanzee riding a segway? I am shocked but yet amused!"
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Male 17,512
Sort of off topic, But...

I`ve heard so much junk talked on GW it`s nauseating.

First it was "GW is the mastermind behind 9/11"
and "GW is controlling the world via Illuminati"

Then it`s "GW is a moron" and "GW is dumber than a chimpanzee"

Problem is, Both can`t be true. He`s either a genius or a moron can`t have it both ways folks.

In reality he`s just a guy of normal intelligence, With smarter people around him in his cabinet. Get over it people, You`ve been beating on him for 8 years. Its a dead horse now, Quit it already.

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Male 2,388
they are just trying to debunk rumours that they have an army of trained monkeys hidden in submarines by making this seem entetaining and impressiver to them.
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Male 1,266
What the hell is rugs even talking about? o.O? Why are you defending him if you agree he`s retarded?
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Female 1,071
Aww bless! =D

And I think some people seem to be just a little bit overly touchy today?

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Male 740
hey rugs...stfu
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Male 99
you would bust out some american asian invasion sh*t about a president that over 90% of the country he runs rejects, you think we don`t already know that? dratin azn F*CK
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Male 9,306
The little sound effects made me laugh. Very cute.
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Male 650
Well this does prove one thing

This chimp is smarter than your president

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Male 2,160
not bad, for a ape.
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Male 2,593
xmastree ph
"<sigh> A chimpanzee is not a monkey"

Thanks. I`ll try to remember that. You know... When I give a crap.

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Male 369
brilliant
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Male 416
<sigh> A chimpanzee is not a monkey.
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Male 3,819
That`s cool how it only took him a few tries to learn how to control it.

...and I had no idea segways went that fast. :-O

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Male 2,593
I guess monkeys don`t like segways
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Male 382
Link: Chimpanzee Rides Segway [Rate Link] - The funniest/coolest monkey I-A-B has seen in at least a week.
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