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Date: 10/20/08 09:31 AM

41 Responses to Chimpanzee Rides Segway

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    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 7:32 am
    Link: Chimpanzee Rides Segway - The funniest/coolest monkey I-A-B has seen in at least a week.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    October 20, 2008 at 9:34 am
    I guess monkeys don`t like segways
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2008 at 9:41 am
    That`s cool how it only took him a few tries to learn how to control it.

    ...and I had no idea segways went that fast. :-O

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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2008 at 9:41 am
    <sigh> A chimpanzee is not a monkey.
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    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:42 am
    brilliant
  6. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:43 am
    xmastree ph
    "<sigh> A chimpanzee is not a monkey"

    Thanks. I`ll try to remember that. You know... When I give a crap.

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:44 am
    not bad, for a ape.
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:47 am
    Well this does prove one thing

    This chimp is smarter than your president

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:49 am
    The little sound effects made me laugh. Very cute.
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    Dr_Rugs Male 18-29
    99 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:54 am
    you would bust out some american asian invasion sh*t about a president that over 90% of the country he runs rejects, you think we don`t already know that? dratin azn F*CK
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    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:56 am
    hey rugs...stfu
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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:59 am
    Aww bless! =D

    And I think some people seem to be just a little bit overly touchy today?

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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:02 am
    What the hell is rugs even talking about? o.O? Why are you defending him if you agree he`s retarded?
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:08 am
    they are just trying to debunk rumours that they have an army of trained monkeys hidden in submarines by making this seem entetaining and impressiver to them.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:22 am
    Sort of off topic, But...

    I`ve heard so much junk talked on GW it`s nauseating.

    First it was "GW is the mastermind behind 9/11"
    and "GW is controlling the world via Illuminati"

    Then it`s "GW is a moron" and "GW is dumber than a chimpanzee"

    Problem is, Both can`t be true. He`s either a genius or a moron can`t have it both ways folks.

    In reality he`s just a guy of normal intelligence, With smarter people around him in his cabinet. Get over it people, You`ve been beating on him for 8 years. Its a dead horse now, Quit it already.

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    nokirarr Male 13-17
    90 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:26 am
    The people in the audience are so emotional and excitable! theyr faces were saying "What is this?! A Chimpanzee riding a segway? I am shocked but yet amused!"
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:42 am
    its a monkey, why are people so suprised?
    their super inteligent for most animals
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    curtisquatch Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:56 am
    if only the monkey could shoot fuel out of it`s sleeve and do illusions, then someone could do a monkey version of arrested development. i always could imagine gob bluth as a chimp.
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    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:07 am
    lmao "how do i turn this thing?!"
    cute.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:41 am
    this is why i hate monkies.
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    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 11:43 am
    im gonna make this a sport! super monkey segway ball!
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    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    I am very surprised that I haven`t seen any comments on here yet about the happenings at :50. It was so random and unexpected. I can understand now why some people think men evolved from chimps.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    I hate monkey`s (and chimps)
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    lmao. that`s hilarious.
    how fast can those things go?

    and haha. they`re dressed the same.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    vv "I can understand now why some people think men evolved from chimps."

    Umm, no-one thinks that...

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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    ""I can understand now why some people think men evolved from chimps."

    Umm, no-one thinks that..."

    Lots of people do, I thought.

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    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    It`s like a Curious George! :-D

    Awesome monkey, awesome description "...in at least a week." Heh heh.

    :-)

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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    YES.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    > techgeek07
    > A chimpanzee is not a monkey"
    > I`ll try to remember that... When I give a crap

    LOL techgeek, you just made my morning.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    And they`re all wrong, Sim.

    Well I guess i can`t definitively say that they`re wrong... they`re as wrong as spaghetti monster is real. There.

    Chimp isn`t a monkey, Tech doesn`t care. Humans did not evolve from chimps. George Bush is picked on too much. George Bush isn`t smart in comparison to past presidents.

    Good enough you y`all?

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    how much more awesome would that have been if it had exploded :O

    or if they segway was a lawnmower and he continued 2 drive over a flower bed :O

    ahhhh imature chimp comedy xD

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    I find the little boxes they put on Japanese shows to show people`s reaction kinda annoying. When I`m watching a vid, I don`t wanna see a bunch of " =O " faces up there, ya know.
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    "The funniest/coolest monkey I-A-B has seen in at least a week."


    It`s not a monkey dumbas/s

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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    I want one... a segway and a monkey.
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    FFS Stop with the "Chimp is not a monkey" comments!! WE GET IT!! We can call them all fkn monkeys if we want to, didn`t you read TechGeek`s comment?
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    sam111 Male 30-39
    77 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    i bought an old national geo at a yard sale. it shows the 50s world fair with monkeys racing and crashing little cars.
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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    lol "In like a week"
  38. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    Remember how George Bush crashed on that Segway once?

    That comment is TOTALLY not related to ANYTHING involving a *cough* monkey on a Segway.

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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    October 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    not that amazing. i can do it it and you dont see me posting this..
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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    December 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe...

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