Cat Kneads Nuts

Submitted by: bAnnAna 9 years ago in Funny
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Look out spaghetti cat, there"s a new kid in town--and he wants your balls.
There are 57 comments:
Female 1,199
Ewwww bad cat.
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Female 33
please be declawed.. please be declawed!
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Female 58
good grief.
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Female 1
My cat does that lololol
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Female 497
i want a cat to do that to my boobs Dx
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Female 681
ohh god how embarassing :// hhahaha i was just waiting for the guy to start smiling, that would of made me laugh myy butt off hahah :DD
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Male 949
Cats are cute no matter what they`re doing.

Happy B-Day, Opie.

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Male 1
I gotta get me a cat!
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Female 1,496
TEE HEE
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Female 282
Man, i was seriously like just waiting for the guy to wake up and see his reaction !
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Female 4,039
Happy Birthday, Opie!

BTW, interesting question.....I betcha yes.

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Male 1,894
Oh, and. Happy B-Day Opie
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Male 1,894
my cat does that, but when she does, you bleed. The little cuts look like chicken pox when she is done, so I dubbed them kitty pox.

Oh how I hope she never does that "there"

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Female 370
ha! My cat does that in my armpit.
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Male 12,138
LMAO @ dogfeet...
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Male 2,553
pain in 3...2....1....
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Female 155
YAY FOR THE GREY`S ANATOMY SONG!!

..sorry guys, that waas all I noticed in that whole video
:)

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Female 960
Wow this is...so wrong. Haha.
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Male 164
Jezuzfreak40 "how did u not kno it was a girl? Isn`t it obvious when u pet it?"

uhh, hey pal... i think you`re petting your cat wrong.

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Male 2,172
alice_x:"........o.O
im not sure he was asleep ..."

Seconded.

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Female 107
I had a calico female that did the same thing to my husband.
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Male 476
how did u not kno it was a girl? Isn`t it obvious when u pet it?
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Female 59
I had an all orange female tabby, she got pregnant so thats how we found out... I thought she was a boy for the longest time.
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Male 1,347
Man I hope that cat is declawed
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Male 505
Wow, he sure looks like he`s hating it...
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Female 297
Looks to me like kitty and daddy have a secret personal relationship :) lol my cats do this but never in such delicate places, and especially not to my husbands area lol
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Female 602
Batmanners, my cat is a orange tabby with white fur on it`s chest and it`s a... *checks* ...boy.

Well, I know that a female cat being an orange tabby is rare. I`m not sure about orange tabby with white fur though. I think around 25% of orange tabbies are female.

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Female 4
Batmanners, female cats can be orange and white tabbys too.
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Female 81
OMG I THINK I NOW THAT GUY!!! I think he`s a camera rep for Canon in my area! Holy smokes I`m going to need to see that guy again. but they sure look similar.
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Male 9,305
Happy Birthday Opie! :D Congratulations!

I wish this place had a PM service. We could send messages and not clutter up the forum.

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Female 913
I think he was pretending to be asleep.
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Male 4,004
JW, I was told only male cats can be orange and white (for Tabbys anyways)...

Is this true?

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Female 215
I can`t hear it, but I bet it was purring, too.
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Male 91
I get hand jobs done by my cat ALL the time.
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Male 8,300
> opiebreath
> is that the Aussie birthday song?

Um no, its the Christian version... but don`t let that turn you off it. It confuses the hell out of other people singing along when half the room starts singing different lyrics to the normal ones, give it a try tomorrow/today and see... lol

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Female 15,763
xD Lion. Oh my. By the way, is that the Aussie birthday song? COOL.

I wonder if.. a guy could get off in his sleep because of something like this.

o_O

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Male 263
I wonder what that guy was dreaming about while the cat was doing that?? lol
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Male 8,300
YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPIE!!!

18 Years today... 18 years today...
She`s got the key to the door...
Never been 18 years before!

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
God bless you and keep you, the whole year through!

(Its tomorrow already here in Australia! 11 am 21Oct08)


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Male 510
So...was that guy asleep or was he just enjoying that?
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Female 357
i literally couldn`t watch all of that

toooooooo creepyyyyy

xlucyx

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Male 9,305
Wow...I didn`t want to see that...

(Noted, Davy.)

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Male 54
Haha, how do you sleep through something like that?
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Male 12,138
OK, this is important, so I`m going to spam the first 5 boards with the same message (I mean f*ck, who`s going to ban me, apart from me?)

IAB`s favourite Mod Opiebreath is turning 18 tomorrow, so I fully expect a rousing chorus of Happy Birthday wishes when (if) she appears tomorrow on her big day... Let`s give her a big shout-out, IAB style!

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Male 1,704
HAHA what a quality vid!
slightly worryin myself with how much im liking this, but meh.. cool vid!
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Female 5,139
........o.O
im not sure he was asleep ...
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Male 493
...I call Rule 36 on this video. I`m surprised the guy is still asleep, there`s only so much pressure you can put on someone`s balls until it gets painful.
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Male 1,764
I can`t realize how someone could watch that entire video without feeling completely awkward...
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Male 4,867
haha i wonder what he was dreamin of
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Male 12,138
I think I just threw up my mouth a little.

Buddy was either asleep or he was enjoying that waaaaaaay too much.

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Male 1,297
dam, i was waiting for him to shriek and jump into the air...
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Male 891
that was the most awkward 32 seconds i`ve ever spent on IAB...
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Male 254
LAWLALAWLALAWLALAWLALAWLAWLAW

seriously, where can i buy a cat like that

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Male 5,970
Cat = cute, staring at the cat playing with the man`s junk = no
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Female 254
... what?
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Male 1,557
That`s a pervy cat! Hope its claws are in!
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Female 61
Mean little kitty.... nice link!
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Female 138
Link: Cat Kneads Nuts [Rate Link] - Look out spaghetti cat, there`s a new kid in town--and he wants your balls.
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