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Date: 10/20/08 03:35 PM

57 Responses to Cat Kneads Nuts

  1. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Link: Cat Kneads Nuts - Look out spaghetti cat, there`s a new kid in town--and he wants your balls.
  2. Profile photo of TVirus14
    TVirus14 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    Mean little kitty.... nice link!
  3. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    That`s a pervy cat! Hope its claws are in!
  4. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    ... what?
  5. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Cat = cute, staring at the cat playing with the man`s junk = no
  6. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    LAWLALAWLALAWLALAWLALAWLAWLAW

    seriously, where can i buy a cat like that

  7. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    that was the most awkward 32 seconds i`ve ever spent on IAB...
  8. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    dam, i was waiting for him to shriek and jump into the air...
  9. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    I think I just threw up my mouth a little.

    Buddy was either asleep or he was enjoying that waaaaaaay too much.

  10. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    haha i wonder what he was dreamin of
  11. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    I can`t realize how someone could watch that entire video without feeling completely awkward...
  12. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    ...I call Rule 36 on this video. I`m surprised the guy is still asleep, there`s only so much pressure you can put on someone`s balls until it gets painful.
  13. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    ........o.O
    im not sure he was asleep ...
  14. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    HAHA what a quality vid!
    slightly worryin myself with how much im liking this, but meh.. cool vid!
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    OK, this is important, so I`m going to spam the first 5 boards with the same message (I mean f*ck, who`s going to ban me, apart from me?)

    IAB`s favourite Mod Opiebreath is turning 18 tomorrow, so I fully expect a rousing chorus of Happy Birthday wishes when (if) she appears tomorrow on her big day... Let`s give her a big shout-out, IAB style!

  16. Profile photo of Medi
    Medi Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Haha, how do you sleep through something like that?
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Wow...I didn`t want to see that...

    (Noted, Davy.)

  18. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    i literally couldn`t watch all of that

    toooooooo creepyyyyy

    xlucyx

  19. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    So...was that guy asleep or was he just enjoying that?
  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPIE!!!

    18 Years today... 18 years today...
    She`s got the key to the door...
    Never been 18 years before!

    Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
    God bless you and keep you, the whole year through!

    (Its tomorrow already here in Australia! 11 am 21Oct08)


  21. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    I wonder what that guy was dreaming about while the cat was doing that?? lol
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    xD Lion. Oh my. By the way, is that the Aussie birthday song? COOL.

    I wonder if.. a guy could get off in his sleep because of something like this.

    o_O

  23. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    > opiebreath
    > is that the Aussie birthday song?

    Um no, its the Christian version... but don`t let that turn you off it. It confuses the hell out of other people singing along when half the room starts singing different lyrics to the normal ones, give it a try tomorrow/today and see... lol

  24. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    I get hand jobs done by my cat ALL the time.
  25. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    I can`t hear it, but I bet it was purring, too.
  26. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    JW, I was told only male cats can be orange and white (for Tabbys anyways)...

    Is this true?

  27. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    I think he was pretending to be asleep.
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Happy Birthday Opie! :D Congratulations!

    I wish this place had a PM service. We could send messages and not clutter up the forum.

  29. Profile photo of marysevier
    marysevier Female 18-29
    81 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    OMG I THINK I NOW THAT GUY!!! I think he`s a camera rep for Canon in my area! Holy smokes I`m going to need to see that guy again. but they sure look similar.
  30. Profile photo of REclyps
    REclyps Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Batmanners, female cats can be orange and white tabbys too.
  31. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Batmanners, my cat is a orange tabby with white fur on it`s chest and it`s a... *checks* ...boy.

    Well, I know that a female cat being an orange tabby is rare. I`m not sure about orange tabby with white fur though. I think around 25% of orange tabbies are female.

  32. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Looks to me like kitty and daddy have a secret personal relationship :) lol my cats do this but never in such delicate places, and especially not to my husbands area lol
  33. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Wow, he sure looks like he`s hating it...
  34. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    Man I hope that cat is declawed
  35. Profile photo of FooFooGuardi
    FooFooGuardi Female 18-29
    59 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    I had an all orange female tabby, she got pregnant so thats how we found out... I thought she was a boy for the longest time.
  36. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    how did u not kno it was a girl? Isn`t it obvious when u pet it?
  37. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    I had a calico female that did the same thing to my husband.
  38. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    alice_x:"........o.O
    im not sure he was asleep ..."

    Seconded.

  39. Profile photo of dogfeet
    dogfeet Male 30-39
    163 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    Jezuzfreak40 "how did u not kno it was a girl? Isn`t it obvious when u pet it?"

    uhh, hey pal... i think you`re petting your cat wrong.

  40. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Wow this is...so wrong. Haha.
  41. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    YAY FOR THE GREY`S ANATOMY SONG!!

    ..sorry guys, that waas all I noticed in that whole video
    :)

  42. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    pain in 3...2....1....
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 6:41 am
    LMAO @ dogfeet...
  44. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 7:43 am
    ha! My cat does that in my armpit.
  45. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 7:56 am
    my cat does that, but when she does, you bleed. The little cuts look like chicken pox when she is done, so I dubbed them kitty pox.

    Oh how I hope she never does that "there"

  46. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 7:57 am
    Oh, and. Happy B-Day Opie
  47. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 10:49 am
    Happy Birthday, Opie!

    BTW, interesting question.....I betcha yes.

  48. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    October 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Man, i was seriously like just waiting for the guy to wake up and see his reaction !
  49. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 3:15 am
    TEE HEE
  50. Profile photo of neil_32
    neil_32 Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 22, 2008 at 7:17 am
    I gotta get me a cat!
  51. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    Cats are cute no matter what they`re doing.

    Happy B-Day, Opie.

  52. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    October 22, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    ohh god how embarassing :// hhahaha i was just waiting for the guy to start smiling, that would of made me laugh myy butt off hahah :DD
  53. Profile photo of SoxXxhXcxSeX
    SoxXxhXcxSeX Female 18-29
    497 posts
    October 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    i want a cat to do that to my boobs Dx
  54. Profile photo of KosyMeows
    KosyMeows Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 25, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    My cat does that lololol
  55. Profile photo of imstaringatu
    imstaringatu Female 18-29
    58 posts
    October 27, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    good grief.
  56. Profile photo of Leira
    Leira Female 18-29
    33 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    please be declawed.. please be declawed!
  57. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Ewwww bad cat.

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