Boys & Girls : How To Know When To Have Sex

Submitted by: yappyJAP 8 years ago in
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This has to be one of the funniest things ever on the internet. It"s a public service announcement from the UK. GENIUS!
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Female 75
I don`t get it.
but i love the accept.

YOU"RE PURE CHUCKED. haha. i need to say that to my boyfriend some time.

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Female 143
Hahaha! I remember this from PSE!!! :D
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Male 130
This isn`t funny at all, just dumb.
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Male 276
Someone help, if it gets any funnier im going to throw up xDDDDDDDDDD
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Male 12,138
Pure chucked = dumped btw.

And Pat, soccer? Shuddup.

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Male 1,164
Alfi, a cafe au lait isn`t tea. It is coffee

stand corrected thanks for pointing it out

correction in the same way a cafe au lait isnt different to a coffee its a language change :)

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Male 4
we actualy get this stuff in pse
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Female 212
lol Another reason why i love living in glasgow....this is tha kinna stuff we deal wae all tha tym
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Female 27
Oh lord, I`m struggling with the idea this isn`t a parody. XD
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Male 2,553
lawl.
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Female 1
Alfi, a cafe au lait isn`t tea. It is coffee.
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Male 326
lol :

"ya want ta shag me dear?"

classic britts

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Male 1,164
CaptainPat the phrase "mae baws aw full tae burst" is not slang its a portrayal of the glaswegian accent and helps add depth to the character, im not suprised that you didnt understand that.

also the game >>>FOOTBALL<<< was originally invented in the middle ages in England but the first known details of the games origins are from china.. soccer IS football so dont start giving some bs about how its not football coz thats like saying cafe au lait isnt a cup of tea with milk its a language difference not a completely different thing retard

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Male 9
they sound like theyre from glasgow, suprised she doesn`t have 6 kids already
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Male 4,680
"and they werent playing football they were playing soccer. SOCCER."
Actually, it`s football. You know, because since we invented the sport, we decide on what it`s called. That and in American `football` you use your hands more than your feet. You crazy yanks ^_^

"also looking at the other ones can some british person tell me what "your pure chucked" means?"
No clue, I`ve never heard it before. Slang varies from area to area, I come from the midlands so I know nothing about Northern slang.

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Male 56
CaptainPat, they were playing football.
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Male 2,395
`taking care not to crush his knackers`
That one made me go wtf xD
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Male 1,583
also looking at the other ones can some british person tell me what "your pure chucked" means?
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Male 1,583
oh my god, i almost couldnt stand listening to all that british slang. Ma baws aw full tae bust
what the hell? i think that means "my balls are full to burst" does it? and they werent playing football they were playing soccer. SOCCER.
also there were a few other things i have no idea what they meant.
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Female 250
which coloured house are we going to?
Everybody Everyone come inside and join the fun? <just got a whole new meaning lol!!!!
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Male 426
all that shagging...

dirty, dirty Tam and Kirsty

this is like, the dirtiest, clean PSA i`ve ever seen...

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Male 1,231
`Ma baws aw full tae bust`, said tam. Genius.
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Female 36
Hahahahha.
I think I just lost about a stone from laughing.
I love living in scotland, I`m surrounded by this everytime I go to school and walk past all the wee neds.
"Ma wee brother`s a lying sh*te bag."
XD!
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Male 4,680
This is probably funnier to those who aren`t British because you won`t understand half the slang.

Oh, and this is probably the most accurate portrayal of modern day Britain. We ain`t like how TV portrays us.

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Female 86
paahahahahahahah
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Female 486
A saddo isn`t really a boff. But you can be both.
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Male 276
key words used: virgin
special
love
tease
ready

are they encouragign full and hardy teasing without relief? think of how many brain cell that boy is going to fry at that rate

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Female 8
oh, in Canada we don`t really use that word, so I though it was the other meaning. Thanks!
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Female 374
im soooo horribly guilty in shock
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Male 12,138
vv Ummm, no Fleuve... It`s not that complicated guys, saddo is just a mild insult meaning "Sad Individual".
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Female 2,672
a saddo is:
a loser a loner
a nerd a goon
a dork a troll
a freak a boff
or wotever you wanna call it ;-)
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Female 8
Agentk120 I believe saddo is short for sadism which is "sexual or non-sexual gratification in the infliction of pain or humiliation upon or by another person"(from wiki hehe)

Though I`m not sure, I might just have a weird mind and thought thats what they meant.

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Female 2,672
this is funny, scotish ppl like her and the 1 from balamory annoy me, and down south noone ever says shag like that
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Male 1,361
"sometimes it goes FAR-THAR!"

Best thing about this is the ask willy about sex advice, willy, geddit?

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Male 171
Lol, scotland
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Female 129
lol. that wouldn`t been half as funny without the northern accent! lol
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Female 173
Weird! I didn`t really laugh, but I enjoyed it anyway. :-)
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Male 12,138
vv Congrats on the accepted submission yappy. Great post.
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Male 78
my baws are about to burst.
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Male 15
HAHA thats amazing, i love the northern accent.
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Female 1,984
"blah blah blah blah blah sex blah blah blah sex blah blah blah blah blah...."

:D

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Male 7,933
yappy, Fancy barely comments in most forums, feel proud
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Female 155
Haha, love the fact that Anne-marie is holding an empty bottle of Bucky (buckfast)definetly a weegie chav. Also saddo sort of means pathetic.
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Female 2,026
hahahha hhow random and woah thats one strong scotttish accent
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Female 119
whats the story in balamory.........?

am i right?

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Male 342

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Female 328
A thousand apologies. I slept through Accents 101.
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Female 206
hahahaha!!
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Female 166
It`s so awesome that the first link I ever submitted to this site was accepted! And I`m glad so many people seem to find it as funny as I did! BTW, does fancylad comment on every (or almost every) link because if not, I feel very honored to have his opinion especially since it`s positive. He does run this site, right?! As for what The Sharpest wrote, ""This has to be one of the funniest things ever on the internet. It`s a public service announcement from the UK. GENIUS! "
""What happened to "no flattery"? I didn`t laugh or even smile once." Well, maybe fancylad just likes me as much as I like him...or maybe, your sense of humor is dead. Now, how to find a link to submit that could top this?!
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Male 416
"Even though the narrator was English"

Close, but no cigar. She was Scottish.

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Female 1,407
"Blah,blah,blah,sex,blah,blah,blah...."

LOL x5

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Female 328
Even though the narrator was English, I was expecting All-American endings... Rory really was gay, that poor slattern caved and slept with her boyfriend and spent the next three years of her life with emotional scarring and guilt, and that other chick really did ride the hobby-horse at the golf course and ended up teen-pregnant after the fifth hole (HA!) next to the little plastic windmill. And everybody learns a valuable lesson--sex is evil, and child support is really for funding Mommy`s pot habit. Yay America! But no, it`s English. Still funny, though.
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Male 9,305
If this is real sexual education, I give major props to the creators. We would NEVER EVER have something this straightforward and clear about sex in the US. All we have is how it works, what comes of it, and the consequential diseases. Never anything so blunt and to the point.
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Male 756
o_o

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Female 960
Hahaa so much British slang. I lol`d so hard.
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Female 519
OH GOD
True or False was even funnier.
"In all positions. On the municiple gold course!"
;D
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Female 519
The ending was terrible.
The boys are playing soccer and the girls are half-drunk?
lolwat D:
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Male 25
I love how both of those books end on sucky notes. Andrew is covered in soda, and Anne-Marie is covered in vomit.
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Female 119
this video will make a big difference.
you`ll see, once everyone has seen it, there wont be one more pregnant girl under 18.
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Male 445
rofl @ "cockney"
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Female 269
True or False is even better! lol
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Male 1,666
"Ma baws are full to burst Kirsty"
LOL
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Male 650
Should have included another key word

"F***ING LIAR!!"

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Male 2,172
Listen to this kids. Your mother and father dont want you embarassing the whole family with some unwanted pregnancy or leaving some bastard kids at a young age all over town.

YA HEAR!

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Female 493
I LOVE their/the narrators accents!
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Male 3,819
HOLYCRAP:

I second CrkrJack`s point. Sex is a lot of hard work. Most girls lay their like dead dogs and make you do everything. Then just when you feel like your legs gonna fall off from the most painful charlie horse you ever had, they tell you to go harder.

Or in your case, (if she`s a virgin) you`re in for a night of "ow, ow..wait..ow..OW"

Just ask for some head kids. It`s easier to get at your age, anyway.

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Male 3,819
Wait...that wasn`t trying to be funny?
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Female 2,084
lmao. i watched the other one too.
"true or false"

neither one of them teaches you anything.

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Male 17,511
Sex is built up way to much as the end all be all thrill. It doesn`t live up to the hype kids.

Yes, It can be fun and enjoyable. But don`t rush it when your young, Not worth the risks.

Too many young unwed mothers and too many guys paying child support (or skipping out on it).

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Male 510
Anyone care to tell me what a "saddo" is?
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Female 100
"Tam cycles home in a huff, careful not to crush his knackers." The vocabulary in this is quite amusing. Probably the only thing that kept my attention. :P
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Male 563
"The bottom line is that as long as you and your partner are both over 16 and have both agreed that what you do is what you both want, it is fine and it is normal!"

AMAZING!

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Female 15,763
I think that could only be funnier in a c*ckney accent.
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Female 251
amusing: yes
funny: not so much
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Male 2,788
"You f*cking liar, Andrew!"
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Male 121
wow.......lol..there are soo many words i didnt understand now i have the Scottish accent stuck in my head
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Male 505
I love British country accents. They crack me up, and turn me on. Just a tad. But not as much as Aussie accents...
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Male 1,468
I looked around a bunch, and saw this paragraph.

"You also have the right for the visit and everything that takes place during it to be kept completely confidential even if you are under 16."

So is that only for the UK or not?


Because I`m under sixteen, and I think there`s a possibility I could have sex this weekend.
I`m ready and all, and so is she, and.. Yeah.

So once again, I am consulting IAB.


Also, I didn`t really find it that funny.

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Female 156
lmfao. that was sweet.
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Female 706
Her accent is slightly annoying, but nice.

Hahahaha!
"You f*cking liar, Andrew!"

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Male 1,766
whats a municiple golfcourse?
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Male 231
I love the unintentional juxtaposition of these two links on "Willy`s" page:

What makes Boys Sexy?

Bullying

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Male 2,313
Yes, if you are doing the orgasm and produce a sex, you should be wearing gloves or a baby might happen. Or you might catch a cold.
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Male 2,076
eh not that funny
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Male 5,970
So six, is this why we wear gloves in lab? Goggles too? So if we forget to wear these, it will produce a baby....it all makes sense now!
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Male 2,313
I`m pretty sure that`s how it happens. Then a baby comes.
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Male 5,970
Ahhhh right right, so i look through the orgasm, but this `looking through of the orgasm` creates the event called `sex`
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Male 7,933
I dont know what we`re talking about
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Male 80
lol wtf is with this chick`s accent
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Male 1,766
i dont know whats the funniest part the narrorator the funny faces or the fact that the bully was named big al.
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Male 2,313
hehenerd, that magnifying thing is called an "orgasm" I`m pretty sure.
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Male 5,970
You guys are all retards, I don`t know about history, but in biology, sex is what we look through to examine specimens in lab more closely....noobs
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Male 2,313
primetimekin, it was the Spanish-American war. Pay more attention in history class.
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Male 5,970
Im still confused? What is this sex thing??

My point exactly

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Male 7,933
Zerro
Male, 18-29, Southern US
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, October 20, 2008 7:18:34 PM
I`m still confused? What is this sex thing??
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I believe sex is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era

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Male 626
I`m still confused? What is this sex thing??
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Male 392
I didn`t find that funny?
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Male 5,970
Well lion, its good to know that some of the IAB community is getting banged
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Male 1,853
Davy, does this in any way remind you of alice on Xbox Live? I don`t know why, but it does to me.
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Male 12,138
Lionhart, when it comes to the prospect of sex tonight with your wife/girlfriend, always remember:

You`re wondering, but she already knows.

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Male 46
So is this like....the british version of ghetto?
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Male 7,933
.... Willy?

I think the ASK Jill, ASK Willy is the funniest part.

"Is my penis to small?"

No, guys come in al ..... needle dick

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Male 1,825
that`s funny?
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Male 1,764
" This has to be one of the funniest things ever on the internet. It`s a public service announcement from the UK. GENIUS! "

What happened to "no flattery"? I didn`t laugh or even smile once.

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Male 8,300
I have a wife to answer that question for me, because apparently I think about nothing else ;-)
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Male 81
My baws are full to bursting!
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Female 182
I think big brother Tom is borderline ret-ah-ted.
*To be spoken in that awful accent straight from Eastenders*
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Female 195
bahahaha the true and false one was funnier.
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Female 5,139
I love scottish accents too :D
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Female 1,545
lol what an anticlimactic ending...
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Male 2,313
A better answer would be, "All day, everyday, everywhere, in every way."
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Male 54
It`s a Scottish accent. The PSA was made in Glasgow... makes sense. I actually love Scottish accents. I guess I`m an oddity.

I wonder why we don`t have these types of PSAs here in the States?

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Female 231
O_O Weird. Extremely weird.
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Male 88
oh yeah, take the true and false quiz after
such quality
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Female 110
My favorite part is when she says "shiite-bag." x)
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Male 166
the voice just added to the humor lol. i loved how they used the word "shag"
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Male 503
and come on kirsty! give the guy some lovin
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Male 88
real life would be so much better with that accent and teminology, hahaha
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Male 20,911
i`ve watched this 5 times already and i`m still not tired of it.
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Male 503
yea that voice is reallly annoying
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Female 4,376
Annoying accent...
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Female 166
Link: Boys & Girls : How To Know When To Have Sex [Rate Link] - This has to be one of the funniest things ever on the internet. It`s a public service announcement from the UK. GENIUS!
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