8 Raunchiest Rap Songs Kids Love to Sing

Submitted by: BallinChris 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.beatsandbombs.com/2008/10/01/8-raunchiest-rap-songs-kids-love-to-sing/

Wait, so are you telling me that Rihanna"s song Umbrella is about her vagina? Can someone please confirm this?
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Female 1,264
In Australia they had `Umberella` on 20 to 1 for the most popular songs of the decade and they had no idea the song was about her vagina. So much for a family friendly show.
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Male 1,232
GothicQueen:
"I always thought...and don`t laugh that the song milshakle was about her butt..."
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Me too! I always thought "milkshake" meant butt. :P
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Female 4,376
lol. see WE know the song umbrella is about sex but if you go to songmeanings.com and look up this song everyone is saying "how cute" and "romantic" this song is. Just makes me laugh so hard
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Male 201
dude umbrella = vagina when she repeats elle she is groaning during sex
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Male 48
rotflmao

superman

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Male 222
01. Soulja Boy - “Crank That”
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This song needs to do this thing.
Maybe even this.
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Female 4,376
I always thought...and don`t laugh that the song milshakle was about her butt. Because she was constanyly shaking it and the bread that came out of oven in video looked more like a butt then boobs. But whether it`s abo blowjobs, butts, or boobs, it`s definitely sexual and yet i just love it lol
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Female 1,516
I never even heard of a "Superman" before.
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Male 176
Coming to the conclusion that Umbrella is a song about ejaculating inside of Rhianna is asinine. If you look past the line `come into me` you will find that the umbrella is actually a metaphor for her dedication to helping her lover in times of need . The object of her devotion might not even have testicles.
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Female 2,044
yeah, most of these i figured out already.
its easy when everyone talks about sex constantly in school, huh?
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Male 988
Yeah, i don`t like how in the charts there are always songs at Number 1 that are about drugs and sex, considering the fact that it`s mainly kids who download and buy the stuff.
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Female 386
YOU MEAN 98% OF ALL HIP HOP/RAP

psstt spare me this pain...

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Female 237
And if you could watch Any of these videos without seeing the overtly sexual references, your just blind.
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Female 237
`Milkshake` is obviously about her boobs, not a blow job.
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Female 4,376
I gotta say...i`m not a huge fan of most rap and hip hop...i will admit..the song milkshake is my personal favorite |-X
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Female 87
If you go to youtube and listen to the Umbrella song, at the end she says
"baby, come into me"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4X7eFbP3...

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Female 57
*sorry meant were not clean.
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Female 57
this is kinda sad, I don`t think I could respect someone who didn`t know that Laffy Taffy, Lady Marmalade, Get Low and especially Lollipop were clean in any way.

or anyone dumb enough to think umbrella isn`t. srlsy even if it was a metaphor for vagina [obviously not] it`d be a bad one.

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Male 2,553
yeah typical next.
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Male 1,835
if i told you that i had never heard these songs in my life. would you believe me?

most of these i coulda guessed. umbrella... maybe not iunno

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Female 48
I work at a daycare and right now the song the kids like to sing "Low" by Flo-rida. It`s kinda cute when this kindergartner starts singing "apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur (with the fur)".
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Male 1,766
I new all but umbrella
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Female 687
OMG NO WAY, lollipop is about giving a BJ!?!?!?

I really honestly thought lil` wayne would be singing about yummy treats!!


Plus I thought Milkshake was about you know... the part where milk comes from in a woman`s body, not about giving bjs... :/

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Female 1,269
WOW was this new news to anyone?
and all this time i thought rappers just loved candy and superheros =(

lol

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Female 475
if you listen really closely, you can hear that its not just rap thats raunchy, its everything. =/
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Female 85
you can stand under my vagaina?
yea i most def think she was talking about an um-bah-rella...
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Female 236
you know, rap may very well be the reason people suck... all the violence and sex. sigh.

*returns to listening to death metal about violence and sex*

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Female 917
I remembered they played `Lollipop` at a yearbook signing thing where kids who bought a yearbook could skip class and go to a party where they had a DJ and snacks and yearbook signing when I listened to the lyrics close enough to understand it.

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Male 180
wow, they`re all drating retarded, how is this news?
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Male 438
rd dan: public enemy is the only rap i like. i found out about em cuz they did bring the noise with anthrax. good choice dude
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Male 759
I woldn`t let my kid listen to any of that bollocks, i gave him some N.W.A., KRS one and Public Enemy.
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Female 15,763
Are they insinuating that middle schoolers don`t understand what Crank That is all about?

And the Umbrella thing sounds like a conspiracy. A bad one.

Pff, this place is just a Cracked wannabe.

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Male 9,305
I`m laughing so hard I gave myself hiccups! XD

Oh god! Humans! It`s too funny! XD

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Male 2,422
Rap contributes so much to culture doesn`t it?
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Female 69
wow.
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Female 850
More power to ya Ace Cosmo!
i also hate rap with a firey passion.
Damn rap straight to HHHHEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!!!
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Female 269
the umbrella one is a joke.
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Male 142
i knew alot of them..except umbrella.
but ya most of these were pretty obvious :P
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Male 4,680
The soulja boy was mostly obvious, although the superman line... amazing how people give every sexual act imaginable a nick-name. Crazy kids.
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Female 2,695
lmao, i never actually listened to the lyrics to too close, but when i played the video i did and just.. ahahahah how could anyone miss that?
lol`ed quite frequently.
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Male 367
I fail to see how the umbrella one is true. :/
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Female 165
I hate rap with an undying passion.
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Female 850
Solja boy is about masterbation???
REALLY?
I guess it was the `super-soak that ho` NEVER could have given it away...
^^^^^SARCASM!!!!!!!
I NEW ALLLL OF THOSE WHERE ABOUT SEX OR WATEVER.
A FEW GIRLS AT SCHOOL SANG THAT.
I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT...
THEY STOPPED...
THEN THE GUYS SANG IT.
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Female 331
I knew most of them.
:D

SKEET SKEET! xD!

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Female 818
Can anyone even begin to pretend Lady Marmalade`s not about prostitutes? It`s not exactly subtle.
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Male 868
Just ignorance from kiddies, is all.
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Male 2
Link: 8 Raunchiest Rap Songs Kids Love to Sing [Rate Link] - Wait, so are you telling me that Rihanna`s song Umbrella is about her vagina? Can someone please confirm this?
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