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Date: 10/06/08 12:02 PM

48 Responses to 8 Raunchiest Rap Songs Kids Love to Sing

  1. Profile photo of BallinChris
    BallinChris Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 11:53 am
    Link: 8 Raunchiest Rap Songs Kids Love to Sing - Wait, so are you telling me that Rihanna`s song Umbrella is about her vagina? Can someone please confirm this?
  2. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    Just ignorance from kiddies, is all.
  3. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Can anyone even begin to pretend Lady Marmalade`s not about prostitutes? It`s not exactly subtle.
  4. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    I knew most of them.
    :D

    SKEET SKEET! xD!

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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    why does it say these are surprising? i knew everyone, except umbrella (really?)
  6. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Solja boy is about masterbation???
    REALLY?
    I guess it was the `super-soak that ho` NEVER could have given it away...
    ^^^^^SARCASM!!!!!!!
    I NEW ALLLL OF THOSE WHERE ABOUT SEX OR WATEVER.
    A FEW GIRLS AT SCHOOL SANG THAT.
    I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT...
    THEY STOPPED...
    THEN THE GUYS SANG IT.
  7. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    I hate rap with an undying passion.
  8. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    I fail to see how the umbrella one is true. :/
  9. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    lmao, i never actually listened to the lyrics to too close, but when i played the video i did and just.. ahahahah how could anyone miss that?
    lol`ed quite frequently.
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    The soulja boy was mostly obvious, although the superman line... amazing how people give every sexual act imaginable a nick-name. Crazy kids.
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    Sorax3 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    i knew alot of them..except umbrella.
    but ya most of these were pretty obvious :P
  12. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    the umbrella one is a joke.
  13. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    More power to ya Ace Cosmo!
    i also hate rap with a firey passion.
    Damn rap straight to HHHHEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!!!
  14. Profile photo of nanderson06
    nanderson06 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    wow.
  15. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Rap contributes so much to culture doesn`t it?
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    I`m laughing so hard I gave myself hiccups! XD

    Oh god! Humans! It`s too funny! XD

  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Are they insinuating that middle schoolers don`t understand what Crank That is all about?

    And the Umbrella thing sounds like a conspiracy. A bad one.

    Pff, this place is just a Cracked wannabe.

  18. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    I woldn`t let my kid listen to any of that bollocks, i gave him some N.W.A., KRS one and Public Enemy.
  19. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    rd dan: public enemy is the only rap i like. i found out about em cuz they did bring the noise with anthrax. good choice dude
  20. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    wow, they`re all drating retarded, how is this news?
  21. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    I remembered they played `Lollipop` at a yearbook signing thing where kids who bought a yearbook could skip class and go to a party where they had a DJ and snacks and yearbook signing when I listened to the lyrics close enough to understand it.

  22. Profile photo of Midge210
    Midge210 Female 18-29
    236 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    you know, rap may very well be the reason people suck... all the violence and sex. sigh.

    *returns to listening to death metal about violence and sex*

  23. Profile photo of SillyChica
    SillyChica Female 13-17
    85 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    you can stand under my vagaina?
    yea i most def think she was talking about an um-bah-rella...
  24. Profile photo of Apple_18
    Apple_18 Female 18-29
    475 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    if you listen really closely, you can hear that its not just rap thats raunchy, its everything. =/
  25. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    WOW was this new news to anyone?
    and all this time i thought rappers just loved candy and superheros =(

    lol

  26. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    OMG NO WAY, lollipop is about giving a BJ!?!?!?

    I really honestly thought lil` wayne would be singing about yummy treats!!


    Plus I thought Milkshake was about you know... the part where milk comes from in a woman`s body, not about giving bjs... :/

  27. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    I new all but umbrella
  28. Profile photo of sarahruth
    sarahruth Female 18-29
    48 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    I work at a daycare and right now the song the kids like to sing "Low" by Flo-rida. It`s kinda cute when this kindergartner starts singing "apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur (with the fur)".
  29. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    if i told you that i had never heard these songs in my life. would you believe me?

    most of these i coulda guessed. umbrella... maybe not iunno

  30. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    yeah typical next.
  31. Profile photo of driftingby
    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    this is kinda sad, I don`t think I could respect someone who didn`t know that Laffy Taffy, Lady Marmalade, Get Low and especially Lollipop were clean in any way.

    or anyone dumb enough to think umbrella isn`t. srlsy even if it was a metaphor for vagina it`d be a bad one.

  32. Profile photo of driftingby
    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    *sorry meant were not clean.
  33. Profile photo of Flame00091
    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    If you go to youtube and listen to the Umbrella song, at the end she says
    "baby, come into me"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4X7eFbP3...

  34. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    I gotta say...i`m not a huge fan of most rap and hip hop...i will admit..the song milkshake is my personal favorite |-X
  35. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    `Milkshake` is obviously about her boobs, not a blow job.
  36. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    And if you could watch Any of these videos without seeing the overtly sexual references, your just blind.
  37. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    YOU MEAN 98% OF ALL HIP HOP/RAP

    psstt spare me this pain...

  38. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Yeah, i don`t like how in the charts there are always songs at Number 1 that are about drugs and sex, considering the fact that it`s mainly kids who download and buy the stuff.
  39. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    yeah, most of these i figured out already.
    its easy when everyone talks about sex constantly in school, huh?
  40. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    Coming to the conclusion that Umbrella is a song about ejaculating inside of Rhianna is asinine. If you look past the line `come into me` you will find that the umbrella is actually a metaphor for her dedication to helping her lover in times of need . The object of her devotion might not even have testicles.
  41. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    I never even heard of a "Superman" before.
  42. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    I always thought...and don`t laugh that the song milshakle was about her butt. Because she was constanyly shaking it and the bread that came out of oven in video looked more like a butt then boobs. But whether it`s abo blowjobs, butts, or boobs, it`s definitely sexual and yet i just love it lol
  43. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    222 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 12:18 am
    01. Soulja Boy - “Crank That”
    ~~
    This song needs to do this thing.
    Maybe even this.
  44. Profile photo of xXMMMXx
    xXMMMXx Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 12:33 am
    rotflmao

    superman

  45. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 4:45 am
    dude umbrella = vagina when she repeats elle she is groaning during sex
  46. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 5:13 am
    lol. see WE know the song umbrella is about sex but if you go to songmeanings.com and look up this song everyone is saying "how cute" and "romantic" this song is. Just makes me laugh so hard
  47. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 6:27 am
    GothicQueen:
    "I always thought...and don`t laugh that the song milshakle was about her butt..."
    ----------------------------------
    Me too! I always thought "milkshake" meant butt. :P
  48. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    In Australia they had `Umberella` on 20 to 1 for the most popular songs of the decade and they had no idea the song was about her vagina. So much for a family friendly show.

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