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Date: 10/06/08 12:12 PM

44 Responses to 7 Perverted Toys That Will Ruin You Children

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Link: 7 Perverted Toys That Will Ruin You Children - Sure, the perversity might be unintentional, but really, what were these toy designers thinking? A masturbating Tarzan?
  2. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    HAHA! Tarzan was fantastic!
  3. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    ... Wow.
    That was interesting. XD
  4. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    lol @ GAY BOB
  5. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    MAde me giggle.
    And yet, Furby-s are NOT on the list??????
    That thing had kids and DIED right away.
    That poo scared me.
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    "Considering he`s a man raised by monkeys, who has never seen another human being, this doll might actually the most accurate depiction of Tarzan ever."

    i loled

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    I want all of those. :-P
  8. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    These lists never get old. The tarzan one... BWHAHAHA!
  9. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    no he-man?
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    *facepalm*

    Gay Bob? Oh please...

  11. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    :O i never saw tinkey winkey as a gay. shocking...
  12. Profile photo of gamergrl1018
    gamergrl1018 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    HEY the Tarzan was climbing a vine! Perverts! =P
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    hey, its better to have a masturbating tarzan than a tarzan satiating his sexual needs on kala
  14. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    lmao tarzan XD
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    tinky winky ...... GAY

    OMFG my whole life has been a lie

  16. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    LOL @ the tarzan one... too wrong.
  17. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Eeew - the Joey Stivic doll - it`s the creepiest looking thing ever - oooh, and it comes with it`s own plastic bag over it`s head to asphyxiate in! Oh, and it has a gross little wiener.

    Eugenis, were you dissappointed this is what you turned up when searching for "topless robot?" Heehhheee! :) - BTW - I love your posts.

  18. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Archie Bunker`s grandkid. Now that is just way too creepy.
  19. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    So why didn`t the tarzan doll wack off with the gay Ken doll? now that would be great!
  20. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    O_O
    I had the Jean Grey toy...
    I don`t think she had the "shirt" colored on though.
    SLUT!

    I agree with fnkychkn.
    Tarzan...Gay ken doll.
    May it happen.

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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    ...

    Really, I just don`t know what to say except "-facepalm-".

  22. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    Wow.. If people are getting mad because a BABY`S show character, Tinky Winky from Teletubbies seems gay, then they must not realize that a baby would have no idea what `GAY` even is.

    My little brother used to love Teletubbies.

  23. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    The tarzan one has to be the worst...
    then again xD
    and the description on the tinky winky one made me laugh loads xD
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    I`m pretty glad I missed the target age for Teletubbies...

    And now there`s that Boohba sh*t or whatever.

    To quote The Soup, "What the f*ck are our kids watching!?"

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    aniray Female 13-17
    133 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    HAHAHAAhahahhahahaHHAH!!! omg i think the tarzan thing almost killed me. that is the best thing i think i`ve ever seen. priceless
  26. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    OMMG that Tarzan was the best. especially the yelling xDD


    I can`t believe who even THOUGHT that the Gay doll was a good idea.

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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    GAY BOB was perhaps the funnist thing evar
  28. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    lol at the tarzan...
    wow
  29. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    haha. ohh tellitetubbies... come to think of it. i never liked them. tarzan was quite funny. gay doll... hmm that`d be a fun one to get.
    a gay tellietubby... the one time i did watch they didn`t even have the capacity to vacuum.
  30. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    well all knew tarxan was up to dat
  31. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    oh man the last one i couldnt stop laughing
  32. Profile photo of sukitjeezus
    sukitjeezus Female 18-29
    134 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    gay bob should have Tarzan`s hand motion.
  33. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    lol nice
  34. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    Oh... Tarzan... WOW.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    No mention of the original GI Joe Nurse or the hot pink "girls" hot wheels.
  36. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    wtfreak! Nothing is funny today
  37. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    i totally want gay bob.
    xP
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 6, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    You think that`s bad - in the Olde Days we used to have ... gasp ... Golliwogs!!! Try giving a kid one these days and see the media turn up!

    And what about the
    highly-inappropriate pellet-shooting Tek-9 gun?

  39. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    222 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 12:08 am
    First, him bicycle. Now, you children.
  40. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 5:25 am
    i allways knew thats what tarzan was really doing in the jungle... can ya blame the guy? not much around except monkies man.
  41. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 6:18 am
    ... Um... Alright.
  42. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    169 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 6:27 am
    I`m amazed that nobody remembers "baby Wee-wee". It was a horrible little doll that all the little girls wanted because it had it`s own little rubber penis and could actually urinate out of it. It would even tell the little girls that it wanted to piss. How is that not wrong?
  43. Profile photo of Haza-chan
    Haza-chan Female 18-29
    62 posts
    October 7, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Oh no, they will ruin ME children.
  44. Profile photo of Ira
    Ira Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 10, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    i had a "Mommy`s having a baby" when i was a little girl and i didn`t grow up preverted, although i did give her a haircut to make her look older

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