7 Perverted Toys That Will Ruin You Children

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/10/the_7_unintentionally_perverted_toys_that_will_rui.php#

Sure, the perversity might be unintentional, but really, what were these toy designers thinking? A masturbating Tarzan?
There are 44 comments:
Female 3
i had a "Mommy`s having a baby" when i was a little girl and i didn`t grow up preverted, although i did give her a haircut to make her look older
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Female 62
Oh no, they will ruin ME children.
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Male 169
I`m amazed that nobody remembers "baby Wee-wee". It was a horrible little doll that all the little girls wanted because it had it`s own little rubber penis and could actually urinate out of it. It would even tell the little girls that it wanted to piss. How is that not wrong?
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Male 1,232
... Um... Alright.
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Male 4,793
i allways knew thats what tarzan was really doing in the jungle... can ya blame the guy? not much around except monkies man.
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Male 222
First, him bicycle. Now, you children.
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Male 8,302
You think that`s bad - in the Olde Days we used to have ... gasp ... Golliwogs!!! Try giving a kid one these days and see the media turn up!

And what about the
highly-inappropriate pellet-shooting Tek-9 gun?

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Female 2,044
i totally want gay bob.
xP
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Male 476
wtfreak! Nothing is funny today
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Male 17,512
No mention of the original GI Joe Nurse or the hot pink "girls" hot wheels.
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Male 615
Oh... Tarzan... WOW.
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Female 4,376
lol nice
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Female 134
gay bob should have Tarzan`s hand motion.
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Male 2,553
oh man the last one i couldnt stop laughing
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Male 3,296
well all knew tarxan was up to dat
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Male 1,835
haha. ohh tellitetubbies... come to think of it. i never liked them. tarzan was quite funny. gay doll... hmm that`d be a fun one to get.
a gay tellietubby... the one time i did watch they didn`t even have the capacity to vacuum.
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Female 1,269
lol at the tarzan...
wow
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Male 1,766
GAY BOB was perhaps the funnist thing evar
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Female 687
OMMG that Tarzan was the best. especially the yelling xDD


I can`t believe who even THOUGHT that the Gay doll was a good idea.

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Female 133
HAHAHAAhahahhahahaHHAH!!! omg i think the tarzan thing almost killed me. that is the best thing i think i`ve ever seen. priceless
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Female 15,763
I`m pretty glad I missed the target age for Teletubbies...

And now there`s that Boohba sh*t or whatever.

To quote The Soup, "What the f*ck are our kids watching!?"

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Female 5,139
The tarzan one has to be the worst...
then again xD
and the description on the tinky winky one made me laugh loads xD
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Female 917
Wow.. If people are getting mad because a BABY`S show character, Tinky Winky from Teletubbies seems gay, then they must not realize that a baby would have no idea what `GAY` even is.

My little brother used to love Teletubbies.

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Female 1,231
...

Really, I just don`t know what to say except "-facepalm-".

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Male 756
O_O
I had the Jean Grey toy...
I don`t think she had the "shirt" colored on though.
SLUT!

I agree with fnkychkn.
Tarzan...Gay ken doll.
May it happen.

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Female 855
So why didn`t the tarzan doll wack off with the gay Ken doll? now that would be great!
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Male 2,422
Archie Bunker`s grandkid. Now that is just way too creepy.
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Female 4,039
Eeew - the Joey Stivic doll - it`s the creepiest looking thing ever - oooh, and it comes with it`s own plastic bag over it`s head to asphyxiate in! Oh, and it has a gross little wiener.

Eugenis, were you dissappointed this is what you turned up when searching for "topless robot?" Heehhheee! :) - BTW - I love your posts.

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Male 2,395
LOL @ the tarzan one... too wrong.
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Male 4,867
tinky winky ...... GAY

OMFG my whole life has been a lie

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Female 1,690
lmao tarzan XD
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Male 2,855
hey, its better to have a masturbating tarzan than a tarzan satiating his sexual needs on kala
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Female 105
HEY the Tarzan was climbing a vine! Perverts! =P
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Female 2,027
:O i never saw tinkey winkey as a gay. shocking...
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Male 9,306
*facepalm*

Gay Bob? Oh please...

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Male 1,837
no he-man?
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Male 4,680
These lists never get old. The tarzan one... BWHAHAHA!
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Female 4,028
I want all of those. :-P
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Male 2,245
"Considering he`s a man raised by monkeys, who has never seen another human being, this doll might actually the most accurate depiction of Tarzan ever."

i loled

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Female 850
MAde me giggle.
And yet, Furby-s are NOT on the list??????
That thing had kids and DIED right away.
That poo scared me.
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Female 1,545
lol @ GAY BOB
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Female 165
... Wow.
That was interesting. XD
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Female 837
HAHA! Tarzan was fantastic!
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Male 1,620
Link: 7 Perverted Toys That Will Ruin You Children [Rate Link] - Sure, the perversity might be unintentional, but really, what were these toy designers thinking? A masturbating Tarzan?
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