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Date: 10/08/08 04:32 PM

35 Responses to 5 Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Link: 5 Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning - Hurricanes, floods and tsunamis are all her little ways of letting us know that, deep down, Mother Nature hates us.
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    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Interesting. But I thought ball lightning stayed up in the sky. Besides that, I don`t think I`d heard of any of these.
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    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    That would be sheet lightning, demon...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    #3. Raining Animals

    Magnolia!

    I`ve never heard of the heat burst before, which is weird because I tend to... just sort of accumulate knowledge like this.

    People tlel me I`d be good on Jeopardy. It`s like a nice way of saying, "You know a lot of useless things! Yay!"

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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Opie, just think....it could be raining giraffes anytime now!

    And I knew the greatest temperature change in two minutes was due to a heat burst, but I had no clue what one was.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Only if they become aquatic, Dill.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    opiebreath
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    5403 Posts
    Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:01:24 PM
    Only if they become aquatic, Dill.
    ===============================

    Or if we throw giraffes into every possible body of water

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Prime, that would be the best birthday gift ever.

    o-o

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    How is this in the funny category? I say weird, but the comments about the occurrences were funny....

    either way, these are some totally awesome stories

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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    frogs
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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    men
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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    how do you become a mod
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    You pray to lad of the fancy type and leave him 4 human sacrifices, then you must lay before him 3 different wenches from which he will take his bride.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    When it listed Heat Burst and Ball Lightning I could have sworn they were reading it out of some old RPG spell list.
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    Kolo Male 13-17
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    October 8, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    can we stop posting cracked articles everyday?
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    Yay, Cracked!!

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    October 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Hey, Iluvfood, listen carefully. Fancy is the only one who has power to pick mods, and at the moment, we don`t need anymore. Just keep being a good user, enjoy the site, tell your friends, and in time...who knows? But another thing, lets try to keep those youtube videos in one post only ok?
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    I love cracked! Boo Hoo if you don`t like it kolo. Stop reading it then.


    Now as for this all I have to say is wow...The only ones I had heard of on here were raining animals and the chunks of ice. The heat burst thing sounds really weird.

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    I`ve read about ball lightning before and I`ve always wanted to see it. XP But eh....heat bursts sound pretty bad. o.o;
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    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    cracked is an awsome site, gives some facts which are mostly true and has some humor in it.

    so kolo you can go suck it. there is a variety of postings on this site so it appeals to a wider variety of people. dont look at it if you dont like it

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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5471 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    eh, its more interesting than the mean of posts lately. hehe
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    So, apparently, at least a few people on here must have seen ball lightning before. Anyone?
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    zilla7777 Male 13-17
    204 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    ohhh if we had the power we could make an invisible hurricane to whip a load of fish out of a pond witout them knowing and make a heat burst to cook the fish and make giant ice balls to save the leftovers. world hunger solved!!!!
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    lol, the "ninja tornado"
    man, these things seem creepy 0_0
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    This was pretty funny: "Megacryometers (the scientific name for "big damn chunk of ice falling out of the sky")"
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    zilla, that`d probably be the equivelent of a scientific miracle.

    Reminds me of a Rose is Rose cartoon strip I saw,

    "Given an infinite number of bounces and an infinite amount of time, a bed will make itself."

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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    That is probably the best article I have read, I love the ninja tornado. That is awesome.
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    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    October 8, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Great list; humorous and informative.

    My fave though is the Megacryometer crashing through the guys house as he is watching `The Exorcist`.

    I have a feeling that was worthy of a new pair of underwear.

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    Mittenn Male 13-17
    15 posts
    October 9, 2008 at 11:42 am
    hahah ninja tornados
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 9, 2008 at 11:59 am
    Maybe we could just put a permanent link to cracked at the top of the page, beside `latest` `popular` etc?
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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 9, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    That was an awesome article. Supernature!
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    I loved the caption at the last picture "
    No tornado here. Or is there?".
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 9, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Ninja tornadoes! yes!

    Raining Jellyfish F--K that. o.o

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    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 10:14 am
    rofl
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    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 1, 2008 at 10:42 am
    my dad saw this.he said he didnt like the language.he let me keep it on my favorites because i wasnt soaking it up.

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