5 Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16685_5-bizarre-ways-weather-can-kill-you-without-warning.html

Hurricanes, floods and tsunamis are all her little ways of letting us know that, deep down, Mother Nature hates us.
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Male 330
my dad saw this.he said he didnt like the language.he let me keep it on my favorites because i wasnt soaking it up.
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Male 330
rofl
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Male 2,553
Ninja tornadoes! yes!

Raining Jellyfish F--K that. o.o

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Male 1,232
I loved the caption at the last picture "
No tornado here. Or is there?".
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Male 533
That was an awesome article. Supernature!
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Male 4,290
Maybe we could just put a permanent link to cracked at the top of the page, beside `latest` `popular` etc?
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Male 15
hahah ninja tornados
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Male 247
Great list; humorous and informative.

My fave though is the Megacryometer crashing through the guys house as he is watching `The Exorcist`.

I have a feeling that was worthy of a new pair of underwear.

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Male 591
That is probably the best article I have read, I love the ninja tornado. That is awesome.
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Male 9,306
zilla, that`d probably be the equivelent of a scientific miracle.

Reminds me of a Rose is Rose cartoon strip I saw,

"Given an infinite number of bounces and an infinite amount of time, a bed will make itself."

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Male 1,461
This was pretty funny: "Megacryometers (the scientific name for "big damn chunk of ice falling out of the sky")"
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Female 2,044
lol, the "ninja tornado"
man, these things seem creepy 0_0
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Male 203
ohhh if we had the power we could make an invisible hurricane to whip a load of fish out of a pond witout them knowing and make a heat burst to cook the fish and make giant ice balls to save the leftovers. world hunger solved!!!!
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Male 777
So, apparently, at least a few people on here must have seen ball lightning before. Anyone?
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Male 5,620
eh, its more interesting than the mean of posts lately. hehe
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Male 503
cracked is an awsome site, gives some facts which are mostly true and has some humor in it.

so kolo you can go suck it. there is a variety of postings on this site so it appeals to a wider variety of people. dont look at it if you dont like it

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Female 2,064
I`ve read about ball lightning before and I`ve always wanted to see it. XP But eh....heat bursts sound pretty bad. o.o;
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Female 4,376
I love cracked! Boo Hoo if you don`t like it kolo. Stop reading it then.


Now as for this all I have to say is wow...The only ones I had heard of on here were raining animals and the chunks of ice. The heat burst thing sounds really weird.

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Male 5,970
Hey, Iluvfood, listen carefully. Fancy is the only one who has power to pick mods, and at the moment, we don`t need anymore. Just keep being a good user, enjoy the site, tell your friends, and in time...who knows? But another thing, lets try to keep those youtube videos in one post only ok?
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Male 3,819
Yay, Cracked!!

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Male 8
can we stop posting cracked articles everyday?
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Male 9,306
When it listed Heat Burst and Ball Lightning I could have sworn they were reading it out of some old RPG spell list.
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Male 2,510
You pray to lad of the fancy type and leave him 4 human sacrifices, then you must lay before him 3 different wenches from which he will take his bride.
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Male 324
how do you become a mod
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Male 324
men
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Male 324
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Male 5,970
How is this in the funny category? I say weird, but the comments about the occurrences were funny....

either way, these are some totally awesome stories

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Female 15,763
Prime, that would be the best birthday gift ever.

o-o

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Male 7,933
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:01:24 PM
Only if they become aquatic, Dill.
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Or if we throw giraffes into every possible body of water

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Female 15,763
Only if they become aquatic, Dill.
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Male 1,853
Opie, just think....it could be raining giraffes anytime now!

And I knew the greatest temperature change in two minutes was due to a heat burst, but I had no clue what one was.

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Female 15,763
#3. Raining Animals

Magnolia!

I`ve never heard of the heat burst before, which is weird because I tend to... just sort of accumulate knowledge like this.

People tlel me I`d be good on Jeopardy. It`s like a nice way of saying, "You know a lot of useless things! Yay!"

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Female 340
That would be sheet lightning, demon...
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Male 244
Interesting. But I thought ball lightning stayed up in the sky. Besides that, I don`t think I`d heard of any of these.
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Male 20,165
Link: 5 Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning [Rate Link] - Hurricanes, floods and tsunamis are all her little ways of letting us know that, deep down, Mother Nature hates us.
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