5 Things They Skipped In College Orientation

Submitted by: akpwnz 8 years ago Funny
http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/10/5-things-they-skipped-in-college-orientation/

College orientation can be exciting. You learn about your collegiate future, but there are 5 things they won"t tell you.
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Female 213
Lame.
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Female 460
The first 2 months of college i LOST 5 pounds... o0
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Male 2,553
true true.
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Male 14,330
1/4 wow mabey it`s a good thing I had a lack of a sex life.
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Male 756
Luckily I`ve only had a problem w/ the Freshman 15, and I just finally lost it all (in Senior year)
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Male 276
I resent the freshman 15 remark...I actaully lost weight durign freshman year....thoguh it was while playing wow and consming mass quantities of energy drinks that fueled my insomnia, but oh well
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Female 4,376
Well it`s just his nickname lol No one is really sure how we came to calling him sparkles either. I wanted to call him Glitter but he said it made him sound like a male stripper tranny...yet speakles is better? lol oh well
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Female 1,186
"Lionhart, you disappoint my expectations of Australian toilets... I expected at the very least some signs saying "Bruces" and "Shielas". "

i thought this as well
that`s what they do in outback, naturally it`s the same thing down under, ain`t it?
@loofah, better get checked soon!

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Male 1,788
"awww lol my friend Sparkles and his brother are n college and they have WoW on their computers. Youy just gotta manage your time wisely."
sparkles? you have a friend named sparkles?? bwahahahaha!!
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Male 650
Problem with #1, If your not a gamer you wont be playing those games. You`ll be hitting the bong and watching T.V.
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Female 4,376
lol well there isn`t a Mexican in my class but there is A girl in one of my classes from Turkey whose married. Maybe you stumbled upon her REAL reason for coming to school O.O
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Male 324
to all of you who will live off ramen you can ad soup mixes or go here
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Female 335
vvvvv Lmao
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Male 3,301
vvv I did comm college for a year. Yeah, definitely boring. The only way to get laid at comm college is with the horny old mexican broads who are trying to get a late degree to spite their husbands. No fun. )-|
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Female 4,376
I want to know though...is the STD statistic for large universities only? Because i`m in a itty bitty community college where there is pretty much next to no excitement
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Male 1,406
I won`t be able to play WoW anymore? NOOOOO!
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Male 3,301
"1 in 4 people on campus has an STD "

Oh poo. I`ve already drated at least 1/4th of the campus!

...but seriously, is that for real?

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Male 3,296
davy is got talent and willem run while you stil l can
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Female 15,763
Damn, Will. You remind me of that self proclaimed chauvinist guy from Dr. Phil.

Not that.. I watch... Dr. Phil... >_>

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Male 168
wow 1/4 has std
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Male 1,837
touche, davy. touche.
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Male 12,138
vv How long ago did she dump you, willem? The pain is still very raw, isn`t it?
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Male 149

Despite their mewings to the contrary, most female college students are there to find a husband who will hopefully use his college degree to maximize future income, allowing the female to sate her innate craving for the horde of material possessions she desires and to maximize the alimony that she will shake the man down for after she tires of him.

Shun all females for that reason, ensure you do not impregnate any and consider joining the Females as Property Movement.

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Female 4,376
awww lol my friend Sparkles and his brother are n college and they have WoW on their computers. Youy just gotta manage your time wisely.


Also ramen is disgusting

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Female 367
What the hell is college night? The bars here just have specials, not "college night". The only people who go to the bars here are college students so maybe that`s why...
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Male 5,194
I don`t know anybody who actually even WENT to "orientation". Fail.
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Female 1,690
it IS easier to gain weight now >:/
but ive never lived off ramen :P
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Male 274
So Boring, that put the "B" in boring. ***OVER***
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Male 562
Number 1 is true. WoW = cant stop playing
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Male 8,302
Actually I have a photo you`d love somewhere but I can`t find it so I`ll have to explain it... picture a short high fence, on one end is a neat sign "Men" and on the other end, a neat sign "Women". Whichever end you go around, you end up at the same door behind the fence - a single toilet booth. Seen that in many, many parks in Oz lol
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Male 12,138
Lionhart, you disappoint my expectations of Australian toilets... I expected at the very least some signs saying "Bruces" and "Shielas".
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Male 8,302
When I went to College, they DIDN`T tell us that all the toilets didn`t have symbols or signs on them, it was green for men and blue for women (not even the standard pink/blue arrangement). So first day of College I walk into a women`s toilet... they were very understanding.
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Female 1,984
And somehow I managed to not do any of those. I get ramen not because I`m broke, but I like it.
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Male 6
Link: 5 Things They Skipped In College Orientation [Rate Link] - College orientation can be exciting. You learn about your collegiate future, but there are 5 things they won`t tell you.
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