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Date: 10/19/08 03:26 AM

34 Responses to 5 Things They Skipped In College Orientation

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    akpwnz Male 18-29
    6 posts
    October 18, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    Link: 5 Things They Skipped In College Orientation - College orientation can be exciting. You learn about your collegiate future, but there are 5 things they won`t tell you.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 3:55 am
    And somehow I managed to not do any of those. I get ramen not because I`m broke, but I like it.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 4:13 am
    When I went to College, they DIDN`T tell us that all the toilets didn`t have symbols or signs on them, it was green for men and blue for women (not even the standard pink/blue arrangement). So first day of College I walk into a women`s toilet... they were very understanding.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 4:26 am
    Lionhart, you disappoint my expectations of Australian toilets... I expected at the very least some signs saying "Bruces" and "Shielas".
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 4:30 am
    Actually I have a photo you`d love somewhere but I can`t find it so I`ll have to explain it... picture a short high fence, on one end is a neat sign "Men" and on the other end, a neat sign "Women". Whichever end you go around, you end up at the same door behind the fence - a single toilet booth. Seen that in many, many parks in Oz lol
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 4:44 am
    Number 1 is true. WoW = cant stop playing
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    hellervon Male 30-39
    274 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 5:07 am
    So Boring, that put the "B" in boring. ***OVER***
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    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 6:36 am
    it IS easier to gain weight now >:/
    but ive never lived off ramen :P
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 9:03 am
    I don`t know anybody who actually even WENT to "orientation". Fail.
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    Saturnia107 Female 18-29
    367 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 9:09 am
    What the hell is college night? The bars here just have specials, not "college night". The only people who go to the bars here are college students so maybe that`s why...
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 9:31 am
    awww lol my friend Sparkles and his brother are n college and they have WoW on their computers. Youy just gotta manage your time wisely.


    Also ramen is disgusting

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    willem199 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Despite their mewings to the contrary, most female college students are there to find a husband who will hopefully use his college degree to maximize future income, allowing the female to sate her innate craving for the horde of material possessions she desires and to maximize the alimony that she will shake the man down for after she tires of him.

    Shun all females for that reason, ensure you do not impregnate any and consider joining the Females as Property Movement.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:12 am
    vv How long ago did she dump you, willem? The pain is still very raw, isn`t it?
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    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 10:45 am
    touche, davy. touche.
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    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 11:14 am
    wow 1/4 has std
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Damn, Will. You remind me of that self proclaimed chauvinist guy from Dr. Phil.

    Not that.. I watch... Dr. Phil... >_>

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 11:49 am
    davy is got talent and willem run while you stil l can
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 11:51 am
    "1 in 4 people on campus has an STD "

    Oh poo. I`ve already drated at least 1/4th of the campus!

    ...but seriously, is that for real?

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    I won`t be able to play WoW anymore? NOOOOO!
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    I want to know though...is the STD statistic for large universities only? Because i`m in a itty bitty community college where there is pretty much next to no excitement
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    vvv I did comm college for a year. Yeah, definitely boring. The only way to get laid at comm college is with the horny old mexican broads who are trying to get a late degree to spite their husbands. No fun. )-|
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    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    vvvvv Lmao
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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    to all of you who will live off ramen you can ad soup mixes or go here
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    lol well there isn`t a Mexican in my class but there is A girl in one of my classes from Turkey whose married. Maybe you stumbled upon her REAL reason for coming to school O.O
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    Problem with #1, If your not a gamer you wont be playing those games. You`ll be hitting the bong and watching T.V.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    "awww lol my friend Sparkles and his brother are n college and they have WoW on their computers. Youy just gotta manage your time wisely."
    sparkles? you have a friend named sparkles?? bwahahahaha!!
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    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    "Lionhart, you disappoint my expectations of Australian toilets... I expected at the very least some signs saying "Bruces" and "Shielas". "

    i thought this as well
    that`s what they do in outback, naturally it`s the same thing down under, ain`t it?
    @loofah, better get checked soon!

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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    Well it`s just his nickname lol No one is really sure how we came to calling him sparkles either. I wanted to call him Glitter but he said it made him sound like a male stripper tranny...yet speakles is better? lol oh well
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    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    I resent the freshman 15 remark...I actaully lost weight durign freshman year....thoguh it was while playing wow and consming mass quantities of energy drinks that fueled my insomnia, but oh well
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    October 19, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    Luckily I`ve only had a problem w/ the Freshman 15, and I just finally lost it all (in Senior year)
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 8:06 am
    1/4 wow mabey it`s a good thing I had a lack of a sex life.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:53 am
    true true.
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    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 10:29 am
    The first 2 months of college i LOST 5 pounds... o0
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    undeadonion Female 18-29
    213 posts
    October 24, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    Lame.

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