5 Things That Have Been Found In Fat People’s Skin

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/10/24/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/

Humans are gross. That is all.
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Male 194
I have always wondered why there was not a list of these things yet....
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Male 55
How`d he forget about the sandwich??
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Female 390
Half-lady, half-couch. Certainly not your regular superhero.
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Male 2,553
the couch one horrified me for life.
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Male 876
Mmmmm... Tasty
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Male 158
hey, leave the fat people alone!
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Female 264
i like how in the one with the lady stuck to the couch, she died while still attached to the couch.
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Female 1,186
Someone please tell me that the very first picture is a photoshopped fake. Geez, if my innocence wasn`t scarred enough.
About the lady stuck to the couch, didn`t they do that on Nip/Tuck too?
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Male 8,302
That`s nothing - my missus went to hospital whinging as usual about being in "pain" and a baby came out of her!!
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Female 193
omg the lady that got stuck to her couch lived a couple miles from me... her skin became part of the couch since she had stayed there for years.. and since she couldnt move she just went to the bathroom right there... it was so gross :[
i remember watching it on tv and there were ppl in gas masks and them putting her and the couch into the ambulance...
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Female 101
wow... you know, i am by no means skinny, but ppl who let themselves get that bad to the point where they can`t move to even clean their house, use the bathroom, or (judging by the stuff found on these people) properly bathe themselves.... that has to be some sort of mental sickness as well. ew.
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Female 14
..gross
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Female 497
what about a person?
im sure there`s a dead person somewhere in someones flabs...
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Male 168
ewwww
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Female 1,231
If I EVER get that fat, I`ll put you in my will if you shoot me. >.>

Of course pot in the fat wins. >.> I guess he just really didn`t want to shove it up "there."

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Female 180
Grafted to the couch. Now that is just beyond sick. Why did no-one help her not reach that state?
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Female 960
...ew.
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Male 5,194
>>I`ll go as far as declaring that anyone who is deemed "morbidly obese" is also definitely insane.

Same here. I`ve noticed that the fatter people are the more psychotic they seem to be, and these ones they have to lift out of windows with cranes and all must just be completely insane.

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Male 1,182
no fat people are gross
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Female 475
i remember when i first heard of the lady stuck to her couch, i tried to tell my friends about it but they didnt really believe me lol
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Male 2,395
A friggen couch? that is messed up.. O_o
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Male 10,440
We must realize that such people must not care about anything; their health, their future, their friends, family, job etc. I`ll go as far as declaring that anyone who is deemed "morbidly obese" is also definitely insane.
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Female 965
A couch? o.O WTF...
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Female 738
I really think this should distinguish "fat" and "morbidly obese."

Because, honestly, if you can lose something in the folds of your own body, that`s just scary wrong.

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Male 1,089
#1 was nothing compared to #2. dieing fused to a couch or trying to smuggle drugs.
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Male 111
krisley: `DUDE!!! A freakin turkey sandwich?!?
AND pot!!!! What kind of fat guy smokes pot?`

Don`t be silly heaps of stoners are fat from gorging themselves when they get the munchies.

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Female 1,006
""The couch thing... how do you even let that happen? How do you let yourself get so fat that you can`t move?"

Medical problem, little or no money for help, gave up."

Okay, but how do you continue to eat after you can`t move? If that happened to anyone I knew, I would be feeding them salad. They would lose weight and be able to move again.

I know I`m a fatty, but poo. I can still roll my fat ass out of bed every morning.

I just don`t get it. *shakes head*

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Male 3,819
ugh..
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Male 1,232
Is number 2 possible? How can you become attached to your couch?
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Female 553
Dying stuck to couch! I submitted that story a few years ago. =]
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Female 4,197
good lord that is truly amazing. surely you would feel something irritating your skin? why the hell wouldnt you check or touch to see what it was??

Dude, I`ve had twins and even i got my lazy ass up and walked around or something. and after having them, i really REALLY don`t feel like walking everyday but i still do it. I know what its like to not want to do anything. To be too tired to shower or move. But I guess, even when i felt like that i couldn`t even be bothered to eat. meh.

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Male 3,296
no Gary Coleman... Hmm am surprised
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Male 3,301
This isnt so shocking.

I find all sorts of thing in my man-cleavage every day, you know. Money, Straws, Lint, Squirrels, Mattresses, Anthrax, Mexican Strippers, 16" artillery shells from the main battery of an Iowa-Class battleship, etc.

Hell, I even found Dainty in there once.

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Male 734
Things in these peoples` skin is the least of their problems.
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Male 247
Holy bl...bl...blubber, fat...er batman!

I`m almost speechless--from the shock, yes, but mainly because I was eating when I saw that page. ACK!

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Female 1,407
Fa11enAnge1z, I felt the same way. *gags*
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Male 265
Dang I was expecting, small children. But that couch one is depressing, being in one spot so long that your skin literally grafts to what your on, not being able to move, to the point that you are resting in your own feces... Dam
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Male 10,440
I`m not usually the one to say this but... All 5 of them were Americans.

Now, I have nothing against fat people, they can live their lives how they want, I`m just saying this is a little disturbing.

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Male 285
yea .. felt like mayb id get a good chuckle .. but instead sudenly feel very guilty and very self conscience bout my weight .. *vomits
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Male 4,012
V I dunno. Most of the time in these cases the situation is absolutely avoidable. like having a baby.
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Male 476
i expected to get a few laughs out of this, but honestly this is horrible and shame on people who think that someone who is so fat that they can`t get up so they lay in their own crap if funny
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Male 9,306
That couch story, I swear I saw a similar story on Nip/Tuck a good while ago...good story too. The woman was VERY fat and wanted surgery to get all of it out. She said that the housework was never getting done and one day she just felt tired and lay down. Every time she would wake up she would look at it all and get tired all over again. It was so overwhelming she started eating and growing and soon she was that large. The episode ended with her dying on the table and the doctors unable to revive her because she had "requested not to be revived."
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Female 500
Oh wow, at first I thought this would be amusing, even interesting, but this was just sad. I`m always amazed at how a person can have the strength and creativity to obtain a massive amount of food, but still can`t get out of the bed for simple hygiene.
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Male 8,302
WTF Number 2!!! The couch became grafted to her because she hadn`t moved in years from it??? OMFG I`m think I`m about to shout for "Raaalph", "Heewey" and "Chuckie" all at once!
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Male 342
v Apparently that`s what happened, the woman was so fat that she lost her mobility, and basically just sat there for a long time
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Male 219
I`m fat, but now I feel VERY skinny
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Male 626
I don`t understand how that happens... the whole skin fusing with the fabric.

You would have to stay in the exact same spot and not move one inch for a decade or so huh?

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Male 342
Its cool. Besides, what kind of stupid name is `Ven` anyway }-)
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Female 2,258
Sorry yen, I just glanced at your name and didn`t realize. =/
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Male 342
I guess its gravity, or like a more disgusting version of the katamari ball...

Lauraly, my name is `yen` with a `y`. I ordinarily wouldn`t mind, but this has happened a few times already...

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Female 1,006
The couch thing... how do you even let that happen? How do you let yourself get so fat that you can`t move?
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Female 1,537
wow...thats so disgusting! and HOW do you get that stuff stuck in your fat rolls? do they put it there and save it for later or what haha
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Female 961
well... thats gross but seriously "Fat people have a knack for being really really fat".... thats the smartest thing that could be said as an introduction??
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Female 2,258
Ven... at least she was on a toilet... I mean I`m sure she smelled pretty awful, but not as terribly as the couch lady.
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Male 342
OMG the woman who was grafted to her couch kinda reminds me of the story of the woman who sat on a toilet bowl for 2 years...

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Male 2,199
what champs... especially #2 oh and that first picture... wow it looks like hes got his/her(unclear if those are man boobs or just boobs) own blanket...
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Male 982
"AND pot!!!! What kind of fat guy smokes pot?"
Smoking daily = Munchies = Fat
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Female 15,763
Heller, I`m not sure if you know this or not but you keep reposting your one comment. If you don`t refresh, and instead go to a different page then come back to this page, that problem should stop.
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Male 4,012
V The couch *is* part of her. If by some miracle she could have gotten pregnant I`m certain she`d be giving birth to a half-couch baby.
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Male 2,593
I really believe it`s just sad too. There`s something going on mentally in each one of these cases that has been far from treated.
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Male 2,050
I wonder if they donated that couch to the Salvation Army.
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Male 2,050
"After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.”

The couch must of smelled fantastic considering she was unable to 1. Take a shower. 2. Go to the bathroom.

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Female 4,376
Some people just gain a lot of weight because of medical reasons and then they just reahc this point of..."why even bother anymore". It`s truly sad. And not even because of the shallow "beauty" aspect of it but the fact that they are basically killing themselves by being so heavy.
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Female 4,376
V I get whewre you are coming from but it is still pretty rudfe to see. I used to weigh 240lbs and most of that weight was because of depression and the 5+ medications I had been put on increased my appetite and made me gain weight. Especially due to the fact they out me on anti-psychotics. Never good when you don;t need them.

Yes a lot of those people were probably fat because they were just lazy but you can`t just lump everyone together when you truly don`t know.

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Male 274
That was gross!!!I have no pity for those people. They don`t seem to care so why should I.

Fat people make me sick.

And I don`t want to hear. I have Medical problems. When my Liver started to fail and it was dumping liquid and gas in my stomach. I gained almost 100lbs in less then two weeks. I could have stayed in bed a do nothing, or I can start to work out from the bed the bed, til I was able to get up and work out out side the bed. There, there`s my sob story. I I can do it anyone can. $hit I bet if you put food in front of them they would figure out a way to get it.

Nuff said

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Female 2,258
I think what we`re all forgetting is that the woman was fused to that couch for YEARS before she died... she had nowhere to go to the bathroom except for exactly where she was sitting. *shudders*
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Male 1,371
A couch... a mother facking COUCH?!?!?! How the hell does that happen?!?!
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Male 4,012
"Humans are gross"

No. Only very fat people who have no disease but they just can`t stop eating and thus make themselves look fugly and dumb are.

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Female 70
GRAFTED to the couch?! Augh!
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Female 1,545
D:

That was perhaps one of the most pathetic things I`ve seen on IAB in a long, long time.

How do you let yourself FUSE to a COUCH? And DIE that way?

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Male 5,970
I liked the websites name "holy taco!"
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Male 1,958
.......................................Thank you littlemissqt. Now i`ll never be able to eat again.
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Female 91
You know that joke where the obese woman loses her dog, only to find it stuffed between her "cheeks"? It makes me wonder if that`s ever really happened.
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Female 15,763
Aww, no missing child? Florida ballots all marked, "Al Gore"? Not even a litter of kittens?

I can`t believe this is real. I make jokes about this kind of sh*t.

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Male 460
they get excited cus they have a new hiding place for all their stuff but forget about it ten minutes later....also did any one else think the first pik looked like a sideways weiner? haha
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Female 182
lol, loose change.
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Male 526
DUDE!!! A freakin turkey sandwich?!?
AND pot!!!! What kind of fat guy smokes pot?
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Female 2,258
That first picture makes me gag...
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Female 1,338
Link: 5 Things That Have Been Found In Fat People’s Skin [Rate Link] - Humans are gross. That is all.
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