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Date: 10/12/08 04:39 PM

91 Responses to 36 World of Warcraft Accounts 1 guy

  1. Profile photo of Karimento
    Karimento Male 30-39
    140 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Link: 36 World of Warcraft Accounts 1 guy - A guy has 36 WOW accounts and plays them all himself, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
  2. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    The real giggist nerd
  3. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Noob. I had 40 at last count.

    But really, why? You live a sad life if you play with yourself on World of Warcraft. That`s like being the king nerd of the nerds

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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    I can`t even afford to keep my one.
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Well now.

    I totally have a life.

    Thanks, WoW kid. You made me feel better about myself. :D

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    8u1137590ng3 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    I want his computer set up.
  7. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    To have a set up like this, you would probably have to pick between a girlfriend or your army.

    I bet I know what his love life is like.

  8. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    Imagine what looking at pron is like
  9. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    And i thought Corpsegrinder with 7 accounts was bad...
  10. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    So can he please 36 women at once?
  11. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    "And i thought Corpsegrinder with 7 accounts was bad..."

    Haha, I know right?

  12. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    How do you kill that which has no life?
  13. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    Holy crap. Having 36 WoW accounts is one thing. Playing them all (or at least most of them) simultaneously? Good God, how does he have the focus to keep track of all of his characters? How does he control them all? A "normal" person (2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, etc.,) could prbably keep about 10 or 11 accounts going AT THE MOST! This guy would either have insane multitasking skills, an extra pair of arms, or maybe he has his identical twin or someone controlling some of those accounts. RANT OVER.
  14. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    "Well now.

    I totally have a life.

    Thanks, WoW kid. You made me feel better about myself. :D"

    THAT`S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
    I never do ANYTHING and that makes me feel almost like the life of the party!

  15. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    what does that guy do that he makes all that money AND has all that free time to play 36 accounts? im calling bank robbage.
  16. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    octillian, he could also have scripts doing simple things or maybe even an AI...i wouldnt put anything past this kid.
  17. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    I have never even played the game. I just can`t get into any games that are that involved. Life is more interesting to waste hours and hours on a video game.

    I feel sorry for him but I guess if he`s happy and not hurting anyone, go for it.

  18. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    O____________O

    ...I think I`m in love....

  19. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    O.o

    words fail me

  20. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    I can`t...I...this kid...um...I mean...it`s really...

    ...no comment

  21. Profile photo of DarkangelNic
    DarkangelNic Female 18-29
    42 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    This guy has to pay $540 a month to keep all accounts....what job does this guy have?
  22. Profile photo of MorgueDoll
    MorgueDoll Female 18-29
    84 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    woah. thats dedication. ...imagine what all the stuff he could buy if he didnt play WoW. im with the author, whats this guys job!?
  23. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    They left out his picture..


  24. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    HA!
    HE`S A F*CKING ROBOT!
  25. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    i think the second one on the left is the same computer i have.
    :O

    and yeah, i agree with darkangelnic, what`s his job?

  26. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    That`s one way to blow your trust fund ....
  27. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    Dude... I want his spare change.
  28. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    How much money is that per account?
  29. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    LOOOOOOL.

    Well, atleast he can sell each account for great money.
    Not a bad way to earn money. haha.

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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    wtfreak, how is this even possible?!?!
  31. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    octallion this is a method many people use to level and sell accounts. (normally they keep to give cause thats the size of a party that can do quests) they can bind all the characters to one key board or w/e and with a press of a button make them all do the same thing. its really effective. than they also have the individual keyboards and mouses for controlling them one at a time.
  32. Profile photo of Radio_Jack
    Radio_Jack Male 13-17
    10 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    What a wasted life...
  33. Profile photo of nycballa890
    nycballa890 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    can you say LOSER
  34. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Oh my god thats...tragic.
  35. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    how the fck does he play WoW with a thumb ball mouse? he must be like a macro master...
  36. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    "
    How much money is that per account?"

    According to the article, he has a bunch of Shamans.

    At the very least 100-200 bucks, for one level 70, especially with the upcoming expansion.. If he has that kind of setup, he`s probably leveling them at a blazing speed, so he`s probably rolling in the dough.

  37. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Hahaha what a life
  38. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    And you thought YOU were kickass at video games.
  39. Profile photo of iluvfood
    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    im guessing hes never gotten laid
  40. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Does this remind anybody else of Make Love, Not Warcraft on South Park?

    As in he`s a combination of everybody in the episode, the guy that kills everybody and the guy who plays like crazy.

    Hilarious article.

  41. Profile photo of Sammichiaki1
    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I hate how addicting this stupid game is.
  42. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    Well.. its his own freetime.
    But I kind of feel sorry for him?
  43. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    my boyfriend is playing wow right now....

    lmfao

  44. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Um...this is why I stick to Runescape. After a while it gets monotonous and I eventually move on with my life after that brief bout of boredom.
  45. Profile photo of trashcan678
    trashcan678 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    I don`t know what is more said the fact that he actually payed for all those computers or that he is proud of it.
  46. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    can you say loser?
  47. Profile photo of sabrewolf03
    sabrewolf03 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    I guess his recreational time would be better spent doing drugs or becoming an alcoholic, right IAB?

    Or maybe watching a bunch of sweaty men roll around on the ground and kick the poo out of each other, or slap each others asses after tossing around a ball in a terrible mockery of a sport?

  48. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    I feel much better about my life now. All that was missing was all the empty cans of Monster.
  49. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Wow, I`m impressed @ his job. How in the world does he make that much money to pay that much AND still have that much time to play...
  50. Profile photo of Rumo
    Rumo Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    question...
    how does he do any of the instances?
    and what server is he on?
  51. Profile photo of R33MIX
    R33MIX Male 13-17
    77 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    I wouldn`t call him a loser. He`s definitely making more money than most of us. I really want to know what he does for a living.
  52. Profile photo of NunuChan
    NunuChan Male 18-29
    279 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    And I thought I was ubber playing 8 chars on Lineage2 at once...
  53. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    Ah. We all have things we enjoy doing.

    MMO`s aren`t my cup of tea, but I admire his dedication. The kiddo`s gotta have a great job to keep all that running.

    Then again, being smart enough to maintain/run/wire all those together and think like that to organize raids... well, yea, that`s what companies look for in people.

  54. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    really?...wow
    (i mean `wow` as an exclamation, not World Of Warcraft) : )
  55. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    it`s funny how all the people in the forum with orignal pictures say it`s drating awesome.
  56. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    "
    I guess his recreational time would be better spent doing drugs or becoming an alcoholic, right IAB?

    Or maybe watching a bunch of sweaty men roll around on the ground and kick the poo out of each other, or slap each others asses after tossing around a ball in a terrible mockery of a sport?"

    So, according to you, the only four hobbies left after gaming are drugs, alcohol, wrestling and football?

    That kid isn`t the only one who needs to get out more.

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    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    Probably a tech guy for some incredible computing company, possibly HP judging by the laptops. Not sure what the main comps are...

    Wouldn`t be surprised if a couple of those were given to him.

  58. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    "How do you kill that which has no life??"
  59. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    The saddest example of a human being I`ve ever witnessed. How does that loser afford all those accounts? Oh wait, lives with parents, gets Government money that tax payers pay for.
  60. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:04 am
    36? pfft might aswell got a full 40!
    but seriously, youd need ALOT of computer knwledge to get all 36 to work cooperativly at the same time!
  61. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:47 am
    Abandoned my Everquest account back in 2004,and I`m glad I did. Found out people were running multiple machines and linux hacking programs that mapped, timed spawns, timed macros to fight.

    People with money will go to any lengths to be #1, Ruins games for the honest players.

  62. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:52 am
    Gold farmer right there
  63. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 7:15 am
    Has to be a gold farmer.
  64. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Alright now I love MMO`s as much as the next gamer but really...is this necessary?
  65. Profile photo of skibblesx
    skibblesx Male 18-29
    31 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 7:51 am
    CrakrJak: South park episode!

    To people who say he has no like! If he has no life how does he get the money to but this poo? He has to go and do a job.

  66. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:19 am
    this is just somehow unspeakably sad.
  67. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:24 am
    I wish I had the money to do such things. I would be a very, very happy person.
  68. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 9:09 am
    "To people who say he has no like! If he has no life how does he get the money to but this poo? He has to go and do a job."

    Is English you native tongue?

    Oh yeah, and this guy has no life at all really.. he can`t even create a social life in a virtual world.. how pathetic.

  69. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 9:46 am
    Sweet... but sad
  70. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:19 am
    HAHAHAHA. wow, there is no way... *speechless*. You`d have to invest your entire life into that. Makes my setup look like crap.
  71. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:39 am
    I think his subscription fees alone could pay for the construction (or more accurately, programming) of a whole new city in WOW.
  72. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:59 am
    wow you guys are d.icks, It`s his money let him do what he wants.
  73. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    well i suppose...no
    ...if he...no
    ....it could....no

    Hole E Frickenheizer

  74. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Monday, October 13, 2008 11:59:57 AM
    wow you guys are d.icks, It`s his money let him do what he wants.

    Where he got it from conserns me...you cant make money from WOW, not that much anyway

  75. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    what the hell does he do that makes him so much money and gives him so much freedom. i`d like to know so i can remain on my ass for extended periods of time and just waste my life watching anime after graduation, cuz even that`s cheaper than what he`s doing.

    i can only think of CEO or drug dealer right now.

  76. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    my bf calls him a god...
    he loves WOW

    i hate the dang game....
    i wanna destory it....
    freaking game...
    yeah my bf is going to sleep on the couch for
    the rest of our lives if he does that

  77. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    I guess he`s rich by this, let him do what he wants, he could be serving me Big Macs in the future. -_-
  78. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    woah, im jealous! i want whatever job he has!
  79. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    oh deary me ¬¬ my liking of humanity just lowered a little a man with money to waste wastes it on a game :(
  80. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    pssh. night elf, please.
  81. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    Rotfl @ "Gets government money that the tax payers pay for".

    Yeah welfare is awesome, you easily get $2000 a month plus the funds to buy what looks like over $30`000 of computing equipment. No really. It`s not closer to $700 a month total. DON`T BE BLINDED BY TRIVIAL THINGS LIKE FACTS AND MATH.

    Unless you want the reality of the matter which is that Welfare pays 3/4 of what you`d get on minimum wage. Just under $8`000 annually.

    Also, incidentally, whilst I`m sure he spends alot of time playing if he has that big a set up, saying as he`s playing them simultaneously, it shouldn`t take more time than someone with 1 account.... in fact, saying as it can take an hour to find a group, or longer, or people don`t neccessarily play to your schedule.

    I know if I did this it would *save* me alot of wasted time.

  82. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 13, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    lol get a life...
  83. Profile photo of thisisaje
    thisisaje Male 30-39
    6 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 12:28 am
    to all of you who call him a loser, all i can think is, do you have the funds/resources/knowledge/ability to do something like this? so the guy does his own thing, big deal. i`m impressed at the ability to do it. i think the cost of it is ridiculous, but hey, if he can, and he wants to, why the hell not? with the skills needed to do something like this, is it not better that he playing games than coming up with ways to screw people over?
  84. Profile photo of Panicdevil23
    Panicdevil23 Female 13-17
    159 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 3:28 am
    I play WoW but this is taking things too far. He needs to give this poo up man.
  85. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 6:20 am
    Additional lol at the people who think HE has no life. What does that make the people talking about him on internet forums?
  86. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:54 am
    Wow, just wow...
  87. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    October 14, 2008 at 7:56 am
    Oh I just noticed, I mean "wow" as in, I`m shocked, not as in World of Warcraft. :P
  88. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 7:55 am
    thats freaking ridiculous.
  89. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    October 15, 2008 at 11:08 am
    meh
  90. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    It`s official, you`re now nerd for the rest of your life.
  91. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I`m strangely envious of the set-up that guy has.

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