12 College Classes We Wish Our Schools Had Offered

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Entertainment
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/8466

A course on The Simpsons, Lost and Maple Syrup? Hell, I would have graduated with honers.
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Male 650
That was a waist of time
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Male 150
science in Harry Potter, one word; no.

diploma please

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Male 228
Holy crap, Bowdoin`s on there. I live right near Bowdoin in Brunswick, Maine. I could literally bike there every morning, it`s about 2 miles from my house. Too bad I don`t like horror movies...or the fact that Bowdoin is considered one of the "modern-day Ivy League" schools. So there`s no way i`m going to be accepted.
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Male 2,553
I wouldnt want to take any of those classes...
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Male 1,232
I thought it was pretty boring. :P
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Female 235
The class, for females only, teaches cooking, sewing, and says that wives should submit graciously to their husbands


WTF, as if you would do that! The bible is full of poo anyawy

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Male 591
I think its hilarious that there is a college that teaches women how to "be proper wives, the biblical way" where basically they have to do what their husband says. Im sad to live in a still backwards world.
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Female 1,006
Woo! My school is on there! Go Oregon State!
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Male 376
i can`t figure out why it`s odd to have a class on maple syrup. it`s not rocket science, but then obviously the guy that wrote this wasn`t one, either.
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Female 1,690
This makes me hate me college even more, general ed requirements suck! fun electives ftw...
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Male 3,310
Less than $1 million is shoestring? I need some new shoestrings!
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Female 134
This one school I almost went to had an english class called "The Virgin Mary, whore and more."
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Female 2,044
"...And I think the reason why fancy didn`t graduate with honors is that he never learned how to spell the word `honors`... :("

exactly what i was thinking XD

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Female 1,545
The U of MN has a wine tasting course!! The instant I turn 21, I`m registering.

...And I think the reason why fancy didn`t graduate with honors is that he never learned how to spell the word `honors`... :(

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Male 2,796
I have a love hate relationship with college... this leans it more to the hate side though.

The only thing valuable I learned from college is how to teach myself what I need to know. They should have forum-writing skills class.

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Male 7,933
"VVV First the Bengals, then the Chargers... WHERE ARE YOUR LOYALTIES!?"

With the Dolphins.

Its not my fault that they dont have a stylish jersey

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Male 513
If the slackers want to take these sh*tty classes (on their parents` dime, no doubt), then whatever. Let the rest of us actually try to learn something.
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Male 3,301
I want to get a degree in` Sexist Oppression in the name of God". (number twelve on that list). It would help me get any job I want in politics! Yay!
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Male 2,616
VVV First the Bengals, then the Chargers... WHERE ARE YOUR LOYALTIES!?
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Male 882
that was a list of crap, with the exception of the simpsons course.
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Male 7,933
VVVV
Its honors not honours.... Europe sucks
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Male 772
Too bad there wasn`t an English HONOURS course..
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Female 538
My friend`s school offers Zombies 101 as an Honors class (had to have really high GPA so she couldn`t take it)
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Female 15,763
"Far Side Entomology (Oregon State)"

HA! They offered me a scholarship. Totally turned it down though.

My girlfriend`s school teaches a class about chocolate and literature, I believe.

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Male 946
And this is why I laugh whenever someone says "I know more than you, because I have a college education"

Might as well do a degree in Morris dancing.

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Male 65
...you wouldn`t. If it was studying it, you would have failed =)
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Male 12,138
"Biblical Model for Home and Family (Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary) ...The class, for females only, teaches cooking, sewing, and says that wives should submit graciously to their husbands."

Remind me again, why are places like this allowed to call themselves "Colleges"?

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Male 130
Yeah, sure you would have graduated with "honers".
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Male 19,854
Link: 12 College Classes We Wish Our Schools Had Offered [Rate Link] - A course on The Simpsons, Lost and Maple Syrup? Hell, I would have graduated with honers.
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