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Date: 09/30/08 10:14 PM

77 Responses to Weird Condom Commercial

  1. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    Link: Weird Condom Commercial - A brilliant use for a condom, besides its obvious use.
  2. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Brilliant.
  3. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    O.o

    how...freaking...big..would you have to be?!?

    Novel use... but omg... thats rather painful thinking on my behalf

  4. Profile photo of Martiger
    Martiger Male 18-29
    82 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    Pretty clever, but I think its been done before, or I`ve seen it before... not too sure now...
  5. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    What exactly was this commercial trying to say o.o

    Weird song btw...

  6. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    That`s a big condom... I would just buy a pack and hang it on my wall wishing "I wish I could use those"
  7. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    I love it when I hear guys claim "Oh I use Magnums because I`m so big."
    I always tell them "You do realize a regular condom could stretch over your entire hand AND reach to and around your elbow without breaking? As well they can stretch over a size 13 shoe?"

    The response I usually get is "You actually tried to find that out?"

    ..

    "Yep. So I can get douche bags like you to stop bragging about their dick."

    ----

    As for the commercial I suddenly thought "Hey.. how come EVERYONE is black? Not a white, asian, mexican, or what else have you dude/woman in the background!" then I realized... This from S. Africa?

  8. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    sooo. to sum it up...

    South Africans have big dongs?

  9. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    O_o.

    Not sure I want any of those anywhere near my ass.

  10. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    you can also use condoms to start fires and do a quick waterproof job on electronics such as cameras, and protect the end of your gun( the one that shoots bullets:D).
  11. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    What kind of world would it be if this thing was actually real, as in you get applause from the entire city for giving a girl a condom that even if she was going to use sometime, couldn`t because you unwrapped it...
  12. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    durty
  13. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    spermicidal umbrella with that nice condom, latex smell
  14. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    ...Condoms kick ass!
  15. Profile photo of donmafia004
    donmafia004 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    I thought this was the Obama link at first.
  16. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    Ah, that was clever!
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    A great world, Smash, a great world.

    And Eichen, there are a surprising amount of non-black people living in South Africa. The commercial didn`t explicitly say, so I`m not going to assume any country.

    I love how even the crossing guard applauded! xD

  18. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    Oh lawdy! Those crazy black folk and their huge condoms.
  19. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    He was totaly not putting that condom on properly. Now she`s preggo. Good freaking job.
  20. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    stretchy.
  21. Profile photo of abe_froman
    abe_froman Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 12:01 am
    Nice commercial. Just hope that`s big enough.
  22. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 12:10 am
    A great world, Smash, a great world.

    And Eichen, there are a surprising amount of non-black people living in South Africa. The commercial didn`t explicitly say, so I`m not going to assume any country.

    I love how even the crossing guard applauded! xD

    -----

    Well yes, I know this. But other than Africa, which other continent do you know of that is predominantly black? Only one I can think of is Africa in the sense that not many other places would produce a commercial with ALL black actors. Reason being they would want ALL racial backgrounds to buy their product. Not just one..

    BAM! Did some searching and found a blog on like page 3 of google talking about the condom. It`s from Kenya!

    DAMN IM GOOD.

    Okay.. so it`s not S. Africa.. STILL AFRICA!

  23. Profile photo of Eagle390
    Eagle390 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 12:17 am
    Re post, under a year old.
  24. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 2:31 am
    jokes!!
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 3:17 am
    > besides its obvious use

    Um, what is the obvious use?? Oh yeah, sticking on your head and inflating until it pops. Duh me.

    (Explains how I managed to get 7 kids)

  26. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:28 am
    ahh the power of subliminal adverstising (thtas not always so subtle)
  27. Profile photo of syke2
    syke2 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:29 am
    i have one thing to say... WHAT THE drat
  28. Profile photo of Flame00091
    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 5:06 am
    Haha, I`ve seen this before but it just doesn`t get old.
  29. Profile photo of lovelyloz11
    lovelyloz11 Female 13-17
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    October 1, 2008 at 6:02 am
    Where are all the white folk at?
  30. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 6:36 am
    Hahaha. Wow. That was... interesting.
  31. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 8:05 am
    wtf
  32. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 8:17 am
    Was this filmed in South Africa? I`m not being mean, just by looking at the words at the end. And that was a big rubber!
  33. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 8:25 am
    The song..is it the UK boyband blue??
  34. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 9:35 am
    "Where are all the white folk at?" believe it or not lovelyloz there are places in this world where there are no white people.
  35. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 9:50 am
    ROFL
    Hahaha, that was weird man.
    And that was one biiiiiiiiiiiiig condom.
  36. Profile photo of person1993
    person1993 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 10:14 am
    OR to be smart, it`s obviously in Africa because the steering wheel in the car is on the RIGHT side...
  37. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 10:38 am
    Oh internets, why do you never miss an opportunity to make me feel like less of a man?
  38. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 10:42 am
    | haha
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    V
  39. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 11:32 am
    Oh, he`s black! What a coincidence!
  40. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 11:37 am
    hehe. that thing was huge. I like the way the umbrella pops up at the end. that`s greatness.
  41. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    haha duffy
  42. Profile photo of MillyTheKidd
    MillyTheKidd Female 13-17
    86 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    cn u imagine how wierd that wud be?

    u just look at a guy, u havnt got a cover for your umbrella and suddenly he`s rolling condoms on your stuff.

    i`d scream lol

  43. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Holy poo, that umbrella cover is the greatest!!! Wait, what? NO... it CAN`T be... but... it... OH he`s BLACK. I GET IT NOW.
  44. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    repost.

    and just as creepy as the first time.

    it`s funny...everytime i think about an old video from i-a-b it gets reposted in a matter of days.

  45. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    finally....condoms that are long enough!
  46. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Wahhhh! Creepy scary guy turnin` things into smex toys! D=
  47. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    That`s a way to break the ice I guess.
  48. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Creepy, yet amusing. Not too sure I`d be applauding the guy though. More than likely I`d smack him, call him a perv and run away.
  49. Profile photo of R4dI4tI0n
    R4dI4tI0n Male 18-29
    25 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    im glad that commercial was all black people. they need to wear condoms to prevent them from reproducing, then in about 90 years they will all be dead.
  50. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    WHAT!!
    weirdest thing ive seen in a while!
    and why was it ALL black people, i don`t understand..
  51. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Psh, like she`d actually walk around with that creepy umbrella.
  52. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    ...are they implying the woman has a penis...?
  53. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    "and why was it ALL black people, i don`t understand.."

    It`s an African commercial look at the words at the end.

  54. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    So...He puts a condom on a umbrella, walks away, and everybody cheers? Go die in a pit people, go die.
  55. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    Ok, I lived in Kenya for 15 years (came home every 3 years, parents are missionaries). This is from there. Odd sense of humor, they have...

    That`s why it`s all black people...

    BTW: The ending translates to: Life is sure with trust.

  56. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    And the only place I`ve ever seen `Trust` brand condoms...
  57. Profile photo of HachiSanJu
    HachiSanJu Male 18-29
    64 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    considering this is kenya we`re talking about, that must be the "small" sized condom
  58. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    Please save the racist crap for your miserable families, people.
  59. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    wait...
    i dont get it?
  60. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    if i were her i might be a bit creeped out if a guy slipped a condom on my umbrella, especially since I`m a guy...
  61. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    omgosh! I got my 200 comment. I am amazing no doubt
  62. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 3:02 am
    old as life itself.
  63. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 9:14 am
    ...slightly creepy

    xlucyx

  64. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 9:16 am
    whoa

    sorry, i thought we`d left the 1950s behind

    you people do know that racism isn`t ok, yeah?

    i didn`t even notice that they were all black

    nazi sh.its

    xlucyx

  65. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 9:26 am
    "OR to be smart, it`s obviously in Africa because the steering wheel in the car is on the RIGHT side..."
    ------------------------------------------------
    Well, the commercial is from Africa (Kenya, to be exact) but there are also other places where the steering wheel is on the right side, e.g. UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, India.
  66. Profile photo of nobby_t
    nobby_t Male 18-29
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    October 2, 2008 at 10:14 am
    "It`s an African commercial look at the words at the end."

    Sorry for not speaking African, phool

  67. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Ok.... you dont just walk up to some random girl and put a frikkin condom on her umbrella....unless your a pedo
  68. Profile photo of Whaley_girl
    Whaley_girl Female 13-17
    73 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    Old.

    I saw this on E!

    For real, that means its reaaaaly old.

  69. Profile photo of FreshMint
    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    nobby_t, `african` is not a language... Go back to school, and search Google for god sakes.
  70. Profile photo of Adthedude
    Adthedude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    Damn right i`m going to Maisha iko sawa na Trust! right after i figure out what that means...
  71. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Love how they all clap.
  72. Profile photo of Haza-chan
    Haza-chan Female 18-29
    62 posts
    October 3, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    "Ok.... you dont just walk up to some random girl and put a frikkin condom on her umbrella....unless your a pedo"

    I think you mean "you`re a perv." She didn`t seem to be underage.

  73. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    October 3, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    If I remember correctly, this was to promote safe sex in Africa, but they were trying to be tactful and not directly say anything about sex?
  74. Profile photo of ShakeNBake
    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
    265 posts
    October 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    haha awesome plus it confirms a racial stereotype.. haha you know which one im talkin about
  75. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    October 5, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    wow there all ....... in that commercial lolololol
  76. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    October 17, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    lmao. everyone cheers.
  77. Profile photo of peterrise
    peterrise Male 18-29
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    September 25, 2010 at 4:18 am
    That is one fricking strange commercial :)

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