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Date: 09/01/08 02:28 PM

60 Responses to Virtual Girlfriend

  1. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Link: Virtual Girlfriend - Why have a real girlfriend when you can download this one?
  2. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    ...

    i`d take a real girl over that anyday >_>

  3. Profile photo of mewdeeman
    mewdeeman Male 30-39
    27 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    can she shut the hell up?
  4. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    SO, where is the button that makes her get back in the kitchen?
  5. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    Can you drat her? No? Damn. Real girl > That.
  6. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Combine this with Real Dolls and we have something.
  7. Profile photo of LittleAce
    LittleAce Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Yeeeeah, Im gonna have to agree with Grizzzzzzzzz on this one.
  8. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    i dont have anything funny to say
  9. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    "SO, where is the button that makes her get back in the kitchen?"

    the HOME button

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    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    sorry, couldn`t watch it. I heard that stupid James Blunt song starting up and couldn`t handle it.
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Reminds me of this....

    http://www.askstudent.com/funny/tech-letter-upgrade-from-girlfriend-70-to-wife-10/

  12. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Its been so long since I read that maddog
  13. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    ... you mean... no download? :-(
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    ...Well then.

    All guys can`t be like that, right? Would you all really want a girl just like that?

    D:

  15. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    "All guys can`t be like that, right? Would you all really want a girl just like that?"

    With the exception of the Virtual part, yes.

  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    "Its been so long since I read that maddog"

    You`re welcome fancylad

  17. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    I believe there is a futurama quote for this, but i am both too drunk and lazy to find it.
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    ""Its been so long since I read that maddog"
    You`re welcome fancylad"

    *Hits head repeatedly until quite a large amount of blood comes out.*

  19. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    yup opie ^-^
    well not the virtual part
  20. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    funny at first, but then it started to drag on and on...
  21. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    I think I`m in love... Just the not meeting the family part, sold me
  22. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    ummmm what if she lags?
  23. Profile photo of alienmaster
    alienmaster Male 13-17
    21 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    *red neck voice* unless she can lick mah` ding dong. i aint gunna be downloadin it`
  24. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    borrring >: /
  25. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    w t f
  26. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    I would NOT want a girlfriend like that...even a real one. It`s too...ugh, I don`t know the word.
  27. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    "I would NOT want a girlfriend like that...even a real one. It`s too...ugh, I don`t know the word."

    Perfect?

  28. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Its the `Undo` option that would be oh-so-useful in real life relationships! lol

    I went up to a woman int he bar last week and asked her what it would take for her to be my wife. She said (1) I`d have to have a fine car (2) be a millionaire and (3) have a 12-inch member. I said "Forget it lady - I drive a Ferrari, I`m a multi-billionaire, but I aint cutting 3 inches off for nobody"

  29. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    "I went up to a woman int he bar last week and asked her what it would take for her to be my wife. She said (1) I`d have to have a fine car (2) be a millionaire and (3) have a 12-inch member. I said "Forget it lady - I drive a Ferrari, I`m a multi-billionaire, but I aint cutting 3 inches off for nobody""

    Do you know how I get my member to 12 inches? Fold it in half.

  30. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    I`m in love.

    Love the WoW bit...

  31. Profile photo of NothinClever
    NothinClever Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Pfft! Who needs a girlfriend/boyfriend like that, who`s not even real?

    Just get a guy/chick lobotomized.. XD

  32. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    I swear she said `Dildo Baggins` rather than `Bilbo`
    ....:-|
  33. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    LOL her eyes at the end xD
  34. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    same here, TBird
  35. Profile photo of triSARAtops
    triSARAtops Female 13-17
    97 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    "SO, where is the button that makes her get back in the kitchen?"


    HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!

  36. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    ....................... next
  37. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    repost. funny, but still a repost.
  38. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Sad, really.
  39. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    lets see search for virtual girlfriend on google is going up and up. So many bored people I guess
  40. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Meh.
  41. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    I couldn`t even understand half of what she said because of her ridiculous accent.
  42. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    *bored*
    "blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, lesbian gang-bang"
    !!!
    ....nice
  43. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    Ummm... That`s kind of stupid.
    Sounds like GLaDOS
  44. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    to get everything without any effort would get boring very soon
  45. Profile photo of TinyTrumpet
    TinyTrumpet Female 13-17
    15 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:47 pm
    LMAO!
  46. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:43 am
    that was more like SEXBOT4000
  47. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:19 am
    Thought it was stupid.
  48. Profile photo of McCormy
    McCormy Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:16 am
    that was awful
  49. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:12 am
    ""I would NOT want a girlfriend like that...even a real one. It`s too...ugh, I don`t know the word."

    Perfect?"


    id be worried if my girlfriends head moved like that.. or she spoke like steven hawkings. or had no body below her shoulders.

  50. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:55 am
    Imagine the fan-mods...
  51. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:40 am
    It figures this kind of pointless idiocy would be posted instead of something worth watching. Seems IAB is full of nothing but posts about Star Wars or this kind of bull crap lately. What happened to the promise of a better IAB? HUH?
  52. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:02 am
    terrible
  53. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:53 am
    that was shiit
  54. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    this looks like second life
    ...why am i not surprised the person who made this is actually prolly turned on by this
  55. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    This will go over with all of the losers who will never have a real woman.
  56. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 6:08 am
    Niiiice...perfect gf
  57. Profile photo of Wuzzgoof
    Wuzzgoof Female 13-17
    57 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 11:20 am
    How many feminists will this attract?
  58. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 26, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Hahahah this was funny
  59. Profile photo of ZODI
    ZODI Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 2, 2009 at 11:15 am
    yay i found me a girlfriend !!! lol
  60. Profile photo of chidoricody
    chidoricody Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    lol... this was made with a program called Voki. My Latin teacher has been experimenting with Voki to help 1st years learn the "art" of pronunciation.

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