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id be worried if my girlfriends head moved like that.. or she spoke like steven hawkings. or had no body below her shoulders.
Just get a guy/chick lobotomized.. XD
Love the WoW bit...
Do you know how I get my member to 12 inches? Fold it in half.
I went up to a woman int he bar last week and asked her what it would take for her to be my wife. She said (1) I`d have to have a fine car (2) be a millionaire and (3) have a 12-inch member. I said "Forget it lady - I drive a Ferrari, I`m a multi-billionaire, but I aint cutting 3 inches off for nobody"
*Hits head repeatedly until quite a large amount of blood comes out.*
You`re welcome fancylad
With the exception of the Virtual part, yes.
All guys can`t be like that, right? Would you all really want a girl just like that?
the HOME button
i`d take a real girl over that anyday >_>