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Date: 09/01/08 12:31 PM

28 Responses to Things You Don`t Say to Your Wife

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 9:46 am
    Link: Things You Don`t Say to Your Wife - Wise wise words from Tim Hawkins.
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    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    One word - lol xD
  3. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    whats funny is the accuracy
  4. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    So true, what about how you are acting just like your mother... or did I miss it.
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    HA

    His comedy seems kinda cheesy though. But I do love comedians that can sing and play an instrument! :D

    Especially when that one that looks like fat Jesus plays piano. xD

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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Haha he made the mistake of getting married
  7. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    "Honey, do these jeans make my bum look fat?"

    "Why no dear. That would be all the f*cking chocolate you eat that`s doing that"

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    Dickardo Male 13-17
    179 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    haha genius :P
  9. Profile photo of LittleAce
    LittleAce Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    You gotta love that solo.
  10. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    Yes, you gotta love that solo. As well as George Carlin`s 7 words you can never say on television.
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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Made me lol...
  12. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    hahahaha this made me laugh loads! :D not as good as british comedy though ;)
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Yeah nothing beats british comedy, bill bailey, ross noble heh... think i might go watch some now actually :P
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    American Comedy> British Comedy

    We have Chapelle, we win

  15. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    pretty damn funny
  16. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    DEBATE TIME *runs*
    american comedy is better
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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    I have one:

    "At least I don`t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt."

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    > We have Chapelle, we win

    I can`t stand Chapelle, he`s the biggest racist I`ve ever seen.

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    green day sucks

    and chapelle is hilarious.

  20. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    solo! (boing) okay!!!
  21. Profile photo of NothinClever
    NothinClever Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    : D Larlz! But, sometimes the truth needs to be said.

    "Does this dress make my bum look big?"
    "No dear, your poor diet and lack of excersize make your bum look big"..

  22. Profile photo of NothinClever
    NothinClever Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    (Re: Last post, i don`t have a big bum)
  23. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    That solo rocked my world!
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    lmao, very amusing
  25. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    lol... so true.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    desperate
  27. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:35 am
    Mmmmmm. Christian Bale.
  28. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:52 am
    funny

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