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Date: 09/16/08 04:31 AM

63 Responses to The Ultimate Suicide

  1. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    Link: The Ultimate Suicide - NSFW. Lasse Gjertsen will kill himself in 10 ways! This video is made so that you don`t have to do it on your own. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 4:45 am
    Hmmm... pretty sure the burning quarterises the cuts on his arms, the gun shot misses and hits the rope and hitting the water puts out the fire and causes him to throw up the poison. At least that`s the way the joke goes.
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    OMGPWNT Male 13-17
    94 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 4:50 am
    That was creepy...now my day is off to a wonderful start!
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    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:03 am
    He seems so happy and excited to do it all....
  5. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:03 am
    ehm... what the fu.....
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:10 am
    YAY, IT WORKED!!!!!!!! Good for him!
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:13 am
    *meh*
    that was weird
    anyone know the language?
    it sounded cool
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    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:14 am
    swedish.

    or norwegian

    i forget.

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    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:28 am
    what a cool edit to change him to a dummie, also the alc was squash or summit. pills were sweets. and ofc tomato sauce for blood and a bb gun

    what a waste of time

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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:29 am
    hmm, idk what language, but it sounds very related to scottish, yet not scottish. but aside from that, im thoroughly dissapointed...the bastard left out electrocution.
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    freeboxster Male 18-29
    74 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:30 am
    I`m so glad that was a fake. Sometimes the internet really is an evil place to be.

    Suicide isn`t entertainment

    Nor is this.

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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:33 am
    but, extra points for originality of the bomb, the intense planning, it all working, and for me not having to click a damn thing.
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:37 am
    sounds swedish to me. And for a second there,I was concerned..
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    paddyboom Male 13-17
    203 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:37 am
    I think it`s Icelandic
  15. Profile photo of newlife
    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 6:01 am
    1) those were tick-taks he was eating instead of pills
    2) that was tea he was drinking mixed with V8
    3) blood does not flow out of your arms that way after slitting them (he used the rest of the contents of the bottle to pour in front of camera)
    4) pouring gas on urself after cutting your arms would REALLY hurt....he didn`t scream
    5) it was obviously a dummy that was on fire and hung off the cliff.
    nice try there BONEHEAD!!!!
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 6:16 am
    I think all FBI/anti-piracy warnings at the beginning of movies and videos should be like the one that was on here.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 6:36 am
    D:

    ...What a horrible way to start my day off!

  18. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 6:44 am
    he obviously didnt cut his arteries, they spurt and don`t just pour out blood. and you wouldnt be able to reach them with just a razor blade, they`re deeper than veins
  19. Profile photo of hughesie27
    hughesie27 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:02 am
    Well done Newlife, you totally `debunked` this one. Go you!. Seriously I`ve been a memebr of this site for years and no matter what is posted you all take everything so seriously. As if it is meant to be real and you all get excited when you can sake `FAKE`!
    This video and many others are clearly jsut for a laugh, he knows everybody knows it is fake, his aim is to entertain people not make them beleive his editing skills are real! It`s a joke! Wether you believe it to be entertaining or not doesn`t matter in this argument as that is just your opinion.
    For the record, another guy said it sounded like Scottish, the language he spoke. Scottish is not a language. People from Scotland do speak scottish, but is really just english with an accent and new words like `Aye`, `Naw`, `Cannae` ect.
    You were probably thinking of Gailic which is spoken in the north of Scotland in islands like Alba however it is mostly spoken in Ireland. Lesson over. Moral of the story is take some chill pil
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:12 am
    Wow people here are really trying to prove that its fake... Well were you expecting someone to really commit suicide and that there would be a video on the internet!? He was not trying to fool anyone, just making a mockary of the suicide ritual...
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    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:16 am
    the language hes speaking is danish, if not that its norweigan, they sound very alike.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:20 am
    weird
  23. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:20 am
    Being a Norwegian myself, I can give you all a free, 100% language back guarantee that Lasse Gjertsen is a Norwegian and that he speaks Norwegian. Upon request I can post his phone-number so you can call him and check if he is still alive.
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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:20 am
    that was the most epic way to kill yourself, i wonder if an otopsy(i dunno how its really spelled) would show the actual cause of death.
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    w00tie Male 18-29
    16 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:20 am
    It`s Norwegian. Period.

    And of course it`s fake, what did you expect?

  26. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:45 am
    he only did 8 ways, since he didnt fall in the water. EPIC FAIL!
  27. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 9:12 am
    Ruswut that isn`t actually a joke, it is a guy from the Darwin awards however he died of a heart attack in hospital after being saved from drowning and i don`t think he cut his wrist
  28. Profile photo of PierrotLeFou
    PierrotLeFou Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 9:20 am
    Lasse Gjertsen is the f*cking man! He has some wicked editing skills, and that video was entertaining as hell. Good Job. Also check out his other videos like hyperactive.
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    veislakt Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Freelop i hope you are joking. Lasse Gjertsen is a well known film maker on youtube. This is clearly fake.

    Oh and the language spoken is norwegian. I`m from Norway and i usually remember how my language sounds =P

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    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 10:02 am
    repost....
  31. Profile photo of fuguthenub
    fuguthenub Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 10:19 am
    R.I.P. :(
  32. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Shame it`s fake... :(

    Well done though...

  33. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 11:25 am
    cool
  34. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Morbid. I wonder where he gets these ideas.
  35. Profile photo of ItsRobin
    ItsRobin Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    fake and repost. Shame on you
  36. Profile photo of MissPengywin
    MissPengywin Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Lol. Some guy won a Darwin award for an attempted suicide, then death in hospital.

    They tied a rope to a tree next to a cliff, had a gun, drank some poison and i think they set themselves alight.

    They put the noose around their neck, swallowed the poison, set themselves alight, jumped off the cliff, shot the gun.

    The best part? They bullet missed his head, shot through the rope, he fell into the sea, extinguishing the flames and making him throw up the poison with the shock of hitting the water. He was rescued by some guy in a boat i think.

    He later died of hyperthermia in hospital!

    True story =]

  37. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    Razors pain you,
    Rivers are damp.
    Acid stains you,
    Drugs cause cramps.
    Guns ain`t lawful,
    Nooses give,
    Gas smells AWFUL!
    You might as well live.
  38. Profile photo of libra1088
    libra1088 Female 18-29
    93 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    He raided his dad`s "licker" cabinet.. haha
  39. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    That`s some good old fashioned morbid humor right there.
  40. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    fake but funny..
  41. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Wonderful video to start my day on I-A-B XD
  42. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    "He raided his dad`s "licker" cabinet.. haha"

    I lol`d at that too xD

  43. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    this is a great video! just got through watching this (NSFW?)
  44. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    this is fake right? tbh i only clued in at the blood dripping infront of the camera. but.... idk...
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    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    ..Oh, dear God, I pray, let that be fake!
    Anywho, he was very funny. I got a kick out of the language he was speaking, very cool sounding!
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    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    That was disturbing please let this be just a stunt I didn`t see any editing mistakes when he or maybe a dummy fell off, but none the less fake or not, I am emotionally scared.
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    rynker Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    yeah this was fake, this guy is a good video editor, just look for his videos on youtube
  48. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    -claps-
  49. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    i too shall one day achieve the rank of sexy norwegian filmmaker.
  50. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    That was not fake! That guy in the video is me! It hurt like hell and I will not ever do that again!
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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    I want my 10 minutes back.
  52. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    1) after you slit your wrists, you lose control of your hands. need i go on?
  53. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    Yes ilfg, please go on.
  54. Profile photo of emle
    emle Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 7:41 am
    "1) after you slit your wrists, you lose control of your hands. need i go on?"

    No, not the way he demonstrated. If you cut along the veins, not across, you wont lose control of your hands. The Romans did it that way so they couldu use the cut hand to cut the other.

    But, you really didn`t think it was supposed to be real right?

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 8:30 am
    its fake i can tell because of the strange glare from the sun :P i am an expert on this u know
  56. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 8:35 am
    "That was not fake! That guy in the video is me! It hurt like hell and I will not ever do that again!"

    commited suicide, 10 ways, then typed a comment on I-a-b, right..

    you sir, are a douche

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    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    Why didn`t he say smoking in the suicide list?
  58. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Y WOULD U DO THAT?
  59. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    my new hero!
  60. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    289 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    PHOTOSHOPEDDDJDDA;KJDF.

    Pretty entertaining though. It was pretty well put together, i`m sure he fooled someone. haha

  61. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    September 17, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    last_ninja: you mean my new AN-HERO! =D
  62. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    fake! :)
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:26 am
    wtf!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD i cant believe i actually watched the whole thing without changing it

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