The Ultimate Suicide

Submitted by: RecycleElf 8 years ago in Funny
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NSFW. Lasse Gjertsen will kill himself in 10 ways! This video is made so that you don"t have to do it on your own. NSFW.
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Female 5,222
wtf!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD i cant believe i actually watched the whole thing without changing it
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Female 112
fake! :)
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Female 744
last_ninja: you mean my new AN-HERO! =D
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Male 287
PHOTOSHOPEDDDJDDA;KJDF.

Pretty entertaining though. It was pretty well put together, i`m sure he fooled someone. haha

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Male 610
my new hero!
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Female 583
Y WOULD U DO THAT?
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Male 337
Why didn`t he say smoking in the suicide list?
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Male 1,361
"That was not fake! That guy in the video is me! It hurt like hell and I will not ever do that again!"

commited suicide, 10 ways, then typed a comment on I-a-b, right..

you sir, are a douche

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Male 4,867
its fake i can tell because of the strange glare from the sun :P i am an expert on this u know
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Male 34
"1) after you slit your wrists, you lose control of your hands. need i go on?"

No, not the way he demonstrated. If you cut along the veins, not across, you wont lose control of your hands. The Romans did it that way so they couldu use the cut hand to cut the other.

But, you really didn`t think it was supposed to be real right?

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Male 213
Yes ilfg, please go on.
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Male 336
1) after you slit your wrists, you lose control of your hands. need i go on?
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Male 390
I want my 10 minutes back.
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Male 211
That was not fake! That guy in the video is me! It hurt like hell and I will not ever do that again!
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Male 1,835
i too shall one day achieve the rank of sexy norwegian filmmaker.
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Female 182
-claps-
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Male 29
yeah this was fake, this guy is a good video editor, just look for his videos on youtube
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Male 954
That was disturbing please let this be just a stunt I didn`t see any editing mistakes when he or maybe a dummy fell off, but none the less fake or not, I am emotionally scared.
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Female 244
..Oh, dear God, I pray, let that be fake!
Anywho, he was very funny. I got a kick out of the language he was speaking, very cool sounding!
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Male 503
this is fake right? tbh i only clued in at the blood dripping infront of the camera. but.... idk...
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Male 273
this is a great video! just got through watching this (NSFW?)
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Male 2,395
"He raided his dad`s "licker" cabinet.. haha"

I lol`d at that too xD

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Male 876
Wonderful video to start my day on I-A-B XD
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Female 631
fake but funny..
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Male 2,245
That`s some good old fashioned morbid humor right there.
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Female 93
He raided his dad`s "licker" cabinet.. haha
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Female 340
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp.
Acid stains you,
Drugs cause cramps.
Guns ain`t lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells AWFUL!
You might as well live.
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Male 78
fake and repost. Shame on you
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Male 445
Morbid. I wonder where he gets these ideas.
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Male 650
cool
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Male 1,114
Shame it`s fake... :(

Well done though...

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Male 69
R.I.P. :(
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Male 180
repost....
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Male 59
Freelop i hope you are joking. Lasse Gjertsen is a well known film maker on youtube. This is clearly fake.

Oh and the language spoken is norwegian. I`m from Norway and i usually remember how my language sounds =P

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Male 12
Lasse Gjertsen is the f*cking man! He has some wicked editing skills, and that video was entertaining as hell. Good Job. Also check out his other videos like hyperactive.
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Male 442
Ruswut that isn`t actually a joke, it is a guy from the Darwin awards however he died of a heart attack in hospital after being saved from drowning and i don`t think he cut his wrist
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Male 80
he only did 8 ways, since he didnt fall in the water. EPIC FAIL!
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Male 16
It`s Norwegian. Period.

And of course it`s fake, what did you expect?

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Male 405
that was the most epic way to kill yourself, i wonder if an otopsy(i dunno how its really spelled) would show the actual cause of death.
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Male 784
Being a Norwegian myself, I can give you all a free, 100% language back guarantee that Lasse Gjertsen is a Norwegian and that he speaks Norwegian. Upon request I can post his phone-number so you can call him and check if he is still alive.
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Male 2,593
weird
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Male 185
the language hes speaking is danish, if not that its norweigan, they sound very alike.
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Male 1,091
Wow people here are really trying to prove that its fake... Well were you expecting someone to really commit suicide and that there would be a video on the internet!? He was not trying to fool anyone, just making a mockary of the suicide ritual...
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Male 13
Well done Newlife, you totally `debunked` this one. Go you!. Seriously I`ve been a memebr of this site for years and no matter what is posted you all take everything so seriously. As if it is meant to be real and you all get excited when you can sake `FAKE`!
This video and many others are clearly jsut for a laugh, he knows everybody knows it is fake, his aim is to entertain people not make them beleive his editing skills are real! It`s a joke! Wether you believe it to be entertaining or not doesn`t matter in this argument as that is just your opinion.
For the record, another guy said it sounded like Scottish, the language he spoke. Scottish is not a language. People from Scotland do speak scottish, but is really just english with an accent and new words like `Aye`, `Naw`, `Cannae` ect.
You were probably thinking of Gailic which is spoken in the north of Scotland in islands like Alba however it is mostly spoken in Ireland. Lesson over. Moral of the story is take some chill pil
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Male 420
he obviously didnt cut his arteries, they spurt and don`t just pour out blood. and you wouldnt be able to reach them with just a razor blade, they`re deeper than veins
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Female 15,763
D:

...What a horrible way to start my day off!

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Male 817
I think all FBI/anti-piracy warnings at the beginning of movies and videos should be like the one that was on here.
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Male 254
1) those were tick-taks he was eating instead of pills
2) that was tea he was drinking mixed with V8
3) blood does not flow out of your arms that way after slitting them (he used the rest of the contents of the bottle to pour in front of camera)
4) pouring gas on urself after cutting your arms would REALLY hurt....he didn`t scream
5) it was obviously a dummy that was on fire and hung off the cliff.
nice try there BONEHEAD!!!!
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Male 203
I think it`s Icelandic
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Female 660
sounds swedish to me. And for a second there,I was concerned..
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Male 4,793
but, extra points for originality of the bomb, the intense planning, it all working, and for me not having to click a damn thing.
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Male 74
I`m so glad that was a fake. Sometimes the internet really is an evil place to be.

Suicide isn`t entertainment

Nor is this.

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Male 4,793
hmm, idk what language, but it sounds very related to scottish, yet not scottish. but aside from that, im thoroughly dissapointed...the bastard left out electrocution.
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Male 511
what a cool edit to change him to a dummie, also the alc was squash or summit. pills were sweets. and ofc tomato sauce for blood and a bb gun

what a waste of time

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Male 489
swedish.

or norwegian

i forget.

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Female 1,269
*meh*
that was weird
anyone know the language?
it sounded cool
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Male 239
YAY, IT WORKED!!!!!!!! Good for him!
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Male 959
ehm... what the fu.....
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Male 151
He seems so happy and excited to do it all....
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Male 94
That was creepy...now my day is off to a wonderful start!
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Male 1,266
Hmmm... pretty sure the burning quarterises the cuts on his arms, the gun shot misses and hits the rope and hitting the water puts out the fire and causes him to throw up the poison. At least that`s the way the joke goes.
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Male 3,619
Link: The Ultimate Suicide [Rate Link] - NSFW. Lasse Gjertsen will kill himself in 10 ways! This video is made so that you don`t have to do it on your own. NSFW.
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