The Bartender Hates You

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Funny

Rule #1: Never, ever irritate your bartender.
There are 41 comments:
Male 14
I`m not sure the raising ov the voice was necessary. He could have simply broken a bottle on one of their faces. think that would`ve gotten the message across.
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Female 330
lol.

Roostertail.

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Male 2,553
thats awesome.
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Male 197
Yeah, if theres one thing you should not do is piss off people who handle things you will ingest.
Ive know of some truly disturbing things done to people trying to scam/be non-nice individuals.
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Male 251
I so wish I could do that when I`m working!
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Male 476
lol, but i was expecting him to throw his roostertail on them :(
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Female 466
I work at a Bar and Grill... Oh yeah, we got these bimbo`s there (21-27yrs old) mostly on the weekends....
BIMBO`S add liquor, looking for some jerk off who thinks he might get laid to pay their tab, while "they have to go get something" and split, he`s stuck with a nice $$$$ Tab.......
Suppose the term "Beoch slap" may have derived from girls like this!!!! I know our bartenders would love to do what this guy did!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,164
i hate hot chicks with annoying laughs :( ruins the hotness
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Male 152
lol
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Male 741
Wow thats was... not even THAT funny.
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Male 1,114
LOL.

He should have made it more obvious though...

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Male 4,004
I wasn`t looking at the scoll bar, so I thought that once it said "The Bartender Hates You" it was just the beginning of an awesome 5 minutes filled with laughter regarding annoying idiots and a bad-ass bartender; but all I got was absolute and utter disappointment when it was over.

That SHOULD have went on longer!!!!

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Female 262
So true, ha, this vid, so true, short, sweet and to the point.

They should make another one "don`t pisS off the people that make your food." Also true.

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Male 5,194
That IS freaking annoying. Do you think they do it just to BE annoying, or do they think they`re being cute or something? I`ve never understood this.
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Male 49
reminds me of the tourettes guy. haha i miss him.

and i agree with ianbeany1989. i usually spend more time reading the comments than i do on the actual link. making them backwards is pretty dumb IMHO.

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Male 1,803
OMG. That brings memories of when I was a bartender... Damn...
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Male 1,557
That was stupid.
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Male 2,592
i was a barback for a year and its true, they do hate you. but not me. just you.
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Male 2,593
@lion
Your in OZ??? Last time I checked it was either the worst maximum security prison, or, a fantasy world brought on by alot of LSD
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Female 15,763
That was shorter than I thought it`d be...

[That`s what she said.]

So do you think her own laugh is annoying to her?

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Male 511
lulz :D
bartenders can do anything
im not being one.
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Female 675
remind me never to laugh at a bar.... thats how i laugh just less high pitched. oops! lol
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Male 8,302
> lionharts in a gd mood

Naturally, its Father`s Day (here in Oz at least, you Yanks have to wait 18 hours). And according to the thousands upon thousands of people who`ve told me so throughout my life, there ain`t no bigger motherf***er than me!
8-)

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Female 2,672
lionharts in a gd mood
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Male 2,593
That`s not true... Granted, I`m only that annoying on the internet, but, somehow, I keep on hooking up with bartenders.
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Male 8,302
> primetimekin
> what were the rules of IAB again?

Exactly!!! Where the hell is there any link on any IAB page to those rules we all agreed to when we signed up? Quite a few times I`ve wanted to review the forum rules before posting a comment... and I can`t find them anywhere. Please please put a `Forum Rules` link on IAB.

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Male 2,788
that was funny. xD
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Male 205
That should have had more on the same video, although it was quite funny

By the way, which eejit turned the comments upside down, I don`t want to read the newest comments first otherwise I have no idea what people are responding to. It`s like some sort of Two Ronnies sketch reading responses before comments

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Male 8,302
??? That`s IT??? He laughs back at her??? Oooh I bet that totally destroyed her. Could have done any of a thousand things with a title like that, in fact you could produce a whole series of "Why Not to Annoy Your Bartender" videos with more plot and humour than this. Epic Fail.
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Male 145
her laugh hurts my ears
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Male 4,867
heeeyheeeyheeeyheey

it was kinda funny

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Male 1,765
...?
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Male 2,028
Apparently there are more. Generation Awesome is their profile on funnyordie.com...
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Female 837
Me too, dilldog.

It was drating annoying though.

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Male 3,301
...was that an advertisement?
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Male 2,028
I thought he was going to do something interesting like spike their drinks with poison or something.
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Male 7,933
Thats not rule 1... what were the rules of IAB again?
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Male 686
yeah that coud have been longer and better. im disappointed.
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Male 1,853
i was hoping for something with a bit....more.
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Male 1,837
HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHHEHHE HO HA
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Female 1,341
Link: The Bartender Hates You [Rate Link] - Rule #1: Never, ever irritate your bartender.
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