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73 Responses to The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    Link: The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters - #9 is you.
  2. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    #1 is so true.
  3. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Hitler`s apprentice...? But the KKK was pre-hitler.
    Hitler is Teh Ku Kluxs` lil` helper
  4. Profile photo of mrkleen
    mrkleen Male 40-49
    28 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    FAKE!!
  5. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    Hitler`s Apprentice:

    "jews are always attention whores"

    I laughed at that one. I`m still laughing, actually.

  6. Profile photo of PrettyPlain
    PrettyPlain Female 18-29
    83 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    haha that`s sooo faaaaakkkeeee
  7. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    I think im 7.
    "There are millions of starving children in the world, and you guys are getting worked up over some puppies?"

    God there are a bunch of those in IAB. But my Macho Man-ess makes me enjoy the flying puppies.

    "If the video or story or photo has a black person in it, this guy will be there unleashing all of the racial epitaphs he`s been forced to bottle up while in polite society."

    Its fun to make fun of these people... a lot.

    "How can you guys sit here and watch a video about two girls pooping into a cup when America is being turned into a Fascist police state?"

    Thats practically all of IAB. See a lot of those to.


  8. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    I`ve seen them all on here. But they are so much fun to read. -.o

    You get a laugh or 2. It`s great!

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    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    What, no fancylad?

    ok those jokes suck

  10. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    I think perhaps I`m most like the ninja... maybe.
  11. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    I was looking for which was #9 for about two minutes before I figured it out...
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    You`re*** a fag.

    =/ I`m bored still. Except I got a laugh out of that. Last I checked, it should be you`re.

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    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    I think like the ninja, but never post.
  14. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    idontknow.... your a fag
  15. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    ...idiots
  16. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    Id like to see this, but with the top nine IAB Users!
  17. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    i can`t belive they didnt have a FIIIRSST!!!!11 poster in that list :P lol
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Hey, Fancy thought of a wittier description than I could!

    Ha!

    Cool.

  19. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    "#9 is you"
    Finally a personlized IAB page
  20. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    lol,k,so if you squint really hard, you can unscramble the usernames....pretty sure the bot with the rack was named fancylad...
  21. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    You can`t see me..
    I iz neenja.
  22. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    where`s the weeaboo?
  23. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    *cringe* Blegh...I just hate how anonymity is horrifically abused like some cheap plastic slut on the filthy streets of the internet.
  24. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Some of these are ok as long as they are not done constantly... like the defender, and the Science guy.
    The internet is meant to be factual, and if there are jerks online, shouldn`t some people point that out?

    Eh... I dunno...

    The internet is an odd place.

  25. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    I`m really glad I`m not any of these to the complete definition, but I have to admit I`m a Mr. Science at times. It`s just my inner AP Chemistry and Physics talking.
  26. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    I think I lean into Mr. Science a bit too often. But when Astro related posts come up I can`t help it!
  27. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    They should start a new 12 step program for people with internet personality disorders.
  28. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    i don`t really agree with the defender thing unless it`s something that really doesn`t need to be defended. or mr. science if the person knows wtf they are talking about. the rest i agree with.
    oh, they should have put in those animal rights activists that shout "animal abuse!!!!!!1!11!11!1" on any video even remotely mentioning an animel... if its a video of a dog barking... animal abuse. if its a video of a hamster running on a wheel and falling off... its totally animal abuse... ¬_¬*
  29. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    You`re a fag.
  30. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    I`m surprised they didn`t include people who say "First Post!"
  31. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    or now, "last post" right manorrd?
  32. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    Everyone has been apart of one of these personalities at one time or another.
  33. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    : D Hehe love that website.I *wish* people`s avatars were their actual faces so we can spot the `tarded-looking people who brag about be4ing stronger/fitter/hotter than folks in the vids, and the macho-men who make threats but wouldn`t ever fight for real incase they broke their prescription glasses. :P
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    *insert ad for fake site here*
  35. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    gay
  36. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    September 4, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    I wonder why the "FIRST!1" fools aren`t listed.
  37. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 12:14 am
    Hmm.. Im trying to figure out which one I fall under most of all. It`s hard, so far though I think im the Science guy <_<, but I dont go that far, mostly just straight forward "your wrong, and this is why" followed by a sentence. I am guilty of doing a few of these though ^^; im just happy I have yet to be the macho asshat, but I think im science guy and Semi-defender (I mostly defend other posts), and im glad im not the racist -.-. I think the "ninja" guy is funny, always lightens my day though xD. I dislike the politics people when the topic doesnt go for politics! I think the list is spot on, although the bots really shouldnt count towards "commentators". The #1 spot should go to the "FIRST!!!!11oneeleven" people.
  38. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 1:52 am
    No, #1 should go to people who post the equivalent of verbal diarrhea in the form of a massive wall of words on the internet only dotted with "^_^" and "xD" to let you know when they have ended a sentence. They usually have horrid punctuation use and never learned what run-on sentence means.

    See the post under me for reference.

  39. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 2:28 am
    fag!

    haha sorry. thought id try be the ninja! :P

    No first commenters though? odd.

  40. Profile photo of lupoligirl
    lupoligirl Female 18-29
    183 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 3:19 am
    What about grammar nazis? And agreed, FIRST!!!!!1!! should be no.1 just because they got there FIRSSSTT!!!!111
  41. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Where are the weeaboos?
    And those racist commenters reeeeeeeeally piss me off.
  42. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 3:52 am
    They forgot the "Please don`t read this! Next Friday...."
    or
    "If u say ur crushes name and press f5"
  43. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 4:23 am
    FAKE!!! I saw strings on number 6. GHEY!
  44. Profile photo of HachiSanJu
    HachiSanJu Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 4:33 am
    "press f6 to see your crushes name."

    OMG MY CRUSH IS YOUTUBE! :O

  45. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 6:28 am
    They forgot the souths gonna do it again guy. Always touting why the South is better than the North and how he is a Rebel and proud..oh wait, my friend tells me that falls under "Hitlers Apprentice". Oops..sorry.
  46. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 7:55 am
    I`m a ninja... you`re a fag.
  47. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 8:00 am
    fourty-sixth!
  48. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 8:35 am
    yeah we have our own Mr.Science here on IAB... he revealed himself to me on the "asterid hits earth animation" or whatever it was called, explaining how mars consisted of some kind of gas and thats why it looked like that... cuz I said that Earth looks like Mars ( when Earth was in flames )
  49. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 8:51 am
    i`m downloading trojanhorse.rar....so what is it? a game?
  50. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 9:41 am
    pmarren, you`ve got it all wrong. It`s "Your a fag". Note the punctuation.
  51. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 11:15 am
    they forgot about the guy that tells stories of his life that no one cares about
  52. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
    WHat about the chain letter posters?

    Copy and paste this as comment 500 times in 2 minutes or you will die suddenly, not kidding it happened to my uncle.

  53. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 11:59 am
    bergeracman you`re such a liar, i clicked that link and it`s just all "page cannot be found..."

    Gosh...

  54. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    i am vaguly the mr. science guy, the nija, and political activist. but i dont go all out. and im pretty sure we have each and everyone on here. maybe not the hitler one
  55. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    ThIs iS GhEy
  56. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    i`m offended by the jew bashing in this one. and i`m not even jewish.
  57. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Great list but they missed the worst one of all - the person who turns every thread into a religious flamewar. They`re like the political activist but 1000 times more obnoxious and unfounded.
  58. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    "they forgot about the guy that tells stories of his life that no one cares about"

    That reminds me of the time when I was talking to this old guy. He said "Kids have it so easy now.... with their fancy internets masturbation. When I was a kid. We had to sneak into our mom`s room, and go get the Sears Catalog. Pg 23, lingerie section and boy we went off! Now all they have to do is go online.... go to sears.com and look at the lingerie section themselves."


  59. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    im a little of 6 and 2 but only like 7% #6 and 1% #3 the rest is all obnoxious random almost but not quite funny humor that makes 8 year olds posing as 16 year olds laugh and go "wow that was funny btw im eight years old".. that should be another person on there the 8 year old who poses as someone older. normal comment: "hahahahahahahahahaha he said the s-word (im not allowed to say the word b-cuz im only eight years old)" why we hate them: because they are just a waste of internet space, a buzz kill and never get through one sentence without pointing out their real age, also they somehow think that everyone else is going to rape them or they think they are their age. if your going to be on the internet at least go to a kids site. wow that felt good
  60. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    i think i have a little 5 and some 2. But for fun i throw in some 4. damn niggas
  61. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
    255 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    THEY MISSED "FIRST?!!??!!" HA!
  62. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Me the ninj-
  63. Profile photo of JohneyQ
    JohneyQ Male 13-17
    43 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    Why would you guys take the time to read this thing when there are starving good for nothing I am a racist!s in I am a racist!town, Africa... BTW fags. And you should all vote for Nader because he`s the man, and if anyone says otherwise I`ll kick your ass.
  64. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    grammar nazis should be on the list

  65. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    lol
    im guilty....
    for a few but not all the time....
    so im good =D
  66. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    your are a fag chaos
  67. Profile photo of Manny135
    Manny135 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 5, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    You guys are gay.
    :]
  68. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Hehe, those damned Paulers.
    They just won`t shut up! All they do is chant "End the Fed!" and "No ID!"

    But we feel like we accomplished so much. ;)

  69. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    #1 on my list would be the defenders.
  70. Profile photo of NYnewburgh
    NYnewburgh Male 18-29
    33 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    they also forgot the guy who ruins everyones fun, u know , the guy who comments on a video that u found effing hilarious and says some smartass line like " im waiting for the funny part..".
  71. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SEEN THE BOTS ON VARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEOS?!?!? Hi, I`m young, sexy, lonely, blah blah blah, CAMZNET XXXGIRLZ ONENIGHTSTAND it goes on and on and ON!!!!
    I have to say, a few of my comments are "Defender"ish, tho i try to make my comments actually worth reading.
    ...
    And now i`m just trying too hard to set myself apart, which just makes me even more of a fag. Also, my comments can be ironic and self-insulting.
  72. Profile photo of xxclichkexx
    xxclichkexx Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    the worst is the great defender. i mean, if someone with no videos bashes someone who is actually funny i might say something to them...
    but i hate it when people are like `don`t make fun of hitler, who knows what a terrible childhood he had. you have it so easy you mofo, shut up.` and also, the people that say: `this video sucks ass, fred it better than you. go watch fred. fag!!`
    i am a fred robot, beep beep. i only listen to freeedddd.....
    ugh.
  73. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:40 am
    The best way to tell a bot apart from a real one, is the grammar, no one spells as exact as bots do,

    excluding the "FAKESITEZOMGLULZGA1 (dot) COM" part

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