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Date: 09/15/08 03:56 PM

52 Responses to Taekwondo Toughies

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    Link: Taekwondo Toughies - When self-defense class goes horribly horribly wrong!
  2. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    lol reminds me of the scene from Never Back Down.
  3. Profile photo of Huggaboo92
    Huggaboo92 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    Aww, thats awful
    :)
  4. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Reminds me of friday nights at my moms house.
  5. Profile photo of WVUedj
    WVUedj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    is that the dude from Pineapple Express? The instructor? He looks like the dude that gets messed up....being shot and passing out at the end of the movie.
  6. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
    244 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    WVU: yeah, it is.
  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    HA, I thought it was real at first.

    "Somebody check her pulse, please."

    PS, Jonah, I LOOOOVE your picture! :`D

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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    @WVUedj
    He`s also in Hot Rod, right?
    don`t hurt me for liking hot rod, people who dont.
  9. Profile photo of JonahLantern
    JonahLantern Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    opie: it`s the giraffe of justice. complete with two side mounted justice cannons, and a tandem saddle. coming through your town one day soon.
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    :`D

    The dream giraffe...!

  11. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    Owned.
  12. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    haha, i was thinking this`d be another pain vid. but i saw the cut and knew it`d be awesome

    ... it was

  13. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    :D I wanted actual violence, but this is just as good.
  14. Profile photo of Vosser
    Vosser Male 13-17
    102 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    hahahaha you couldl totally see that comming
  15. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    That was TOTALLY LAME... it wasn`t at all funny compared to Monty Python`s skit... Self Defence Class against people wielding Fruit
  16. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    lmao lionhart omg xD
  17. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3rip...

    thats one of my fave ones... had to xD

  18. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    :D Lol Alice. Never seen that one. Ta.
  19. Profile photo of Benjaphar
    Benjaphar Male 30-39
    108 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Great find... I laughed.
  20. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    That was classic
  21. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Sadly, this is what it is actually like.
  22. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    I should know, don`t you notice my accent?
  23. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    lol should "killed" him instead
  24. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Thanks Alice & Lion...

    I just spent the last 20 minutes watching old Monty Python sketches. That was fun.

    Of course, one of the funniest is the most real:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU19euwEe...

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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    i took 5 years of teakwondo lmao
    this is actually very true. i`ve gotten into multiple fights. these little combos are good and all when you`re practicing with someone who will wait and let you do the moves.. but in real life, you have to improv. needless to say, i got my ass handed to me in the first fight because i stuck to all this stuff. thanks alot ATA
  26. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Ha! That was awesome!
  27. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    lol, i thought the lady was going to beat him
  28. Profile photo of DIELAWN
    DIELAWN Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    that was stupid!!!!!
  29. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    LAUGH! Ok I was expecting the old lady to roundhouse kick the guy into oblivion. But yeah, excellent burn on TKD versus real world situations.
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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    this is more brutal than when i got an arm snapped out of place by a friend at my martial arts place in a sparring match
  31. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    poor lady..
  32. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    that was hilarious!
  33. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    ROFLMAO instant fav`d
  34. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 12:00 am
    "But yeah, excellent burn on TKD versus real world situations." im going to go ahead and vouch for TKD here, ive taken a total of probably 6 years...use it correctly and against any street douche your fine, i got in a fight a while ago and the douche didnt even touch me, blocked every one of his punches and told him to leave me alone w/o hitting back, about a minute later he charged me to tackle or something, so i jumped and kicked him in the chest. w/o TKD i woulda gotten hit. plus, TKD teaches u to keep your cool and improves reflexes. however, im not going to lie, for self defense, Judo is easily better..try not to think of TKD as a martial art, but more as a sport.
  35. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 12:04 am
    now, granted somebodys proly thinkin `any street douche? what if i just walk up and punch you square in the face at random?` well what if i did that to you? other than the incredibly fast, who the hell wouldnt get hit?

    P.S. yeah, it was incredibly funny tho ^^

  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:02 am
    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!
    And that one Martial Arts Dojo will forever be...

    HONG KONG PHOOEY - Number One Super Guy!
  37. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:10 am
    The teacher looked like Rick from Hot Rod, and the student looked like Andy Samburg.
  38. Profile photo of jugglejoolz
    jugglejoolz Female 40-49
    1 post
    September 16, 2008 at 9:41 am
    Oh come on, it`s clearly a set up!
  39. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 9:58 am
    ehrr... yeah, I do Karate (becous TKD just so obvisly sucks) but im gonna cheer for TKD in this stiuation. come on guys... after 5 years of training with intrest, you could beat any thug, muscles (`n stuff) don`t have a big say VS decent material art. the trick is to actualy do as you have learnd. houndreds of years of perfection can`t be wrong. they had street thugs in ancient Japan too, you can`t seriusly think that this stuff is seriusly just fancy and unecesary waving with your arms and legs?
    then boo at you sir/mam!


    and when i say "do as you learnd" i don`t mean fight combo 1,2,3... i mean the practiced theoretical. If sensei says that the punch starts with you, moving yourn belly, then he means it. Start with the belly, end with the punch. This will be more effective rather than you; in a full adrenalin charge, hurls your self with your entire right side + pluss your arm in hope of a power punch coused by your muscles.

    yeah, its true... u guys dont know fart!

  40. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 10:00 am
    AND OFCOURS ITS A SET-UP!


    its a sketch or how ever you write it. o(Ò-Ó)o

  41. Profile photo of bass-hed
    bass-hed Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 10:06 am
    my f-ing network is slow today. I had to pause this thing like 4 times to let it finish loading a bit.

    habanero

  42. Profile photo of -IoN-
    -IoN- Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 10:54 am
    @RecycleElf

    While I do agree with you, you are wrong with that karate has been perfected under hundreds of years. With 5 years of training you should know that karate was founded about 1910 - 30 (I think it was 1932 or 1918). But while it was developed it borrowed a lot of martial arts techniques from already great arts of combat. Do your karate homework :D

  43. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    that earns my epic badge of epicness
  44. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    LMAO
  45. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Marge should have been a little quicker with that backfist.
  46. Profile photo of OJpimpson
    OJpimpson Male 18-29
    44 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    F*cking NICE. I might have to actually catch this movie now.
  47. Profile photo of njs52595
    njs52595 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    LMFAO! thats amazing.
  48. Profile photo of godamoungppl
    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    155 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    yes
  49. Profile photo of godamoungppl
    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    155 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    she still alive?.....someone check her pulse please ahaha
  50. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    September 16, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    OMG, Marge, no! MAAARRGEEEE. I had to cover my mouth I was laughing so hard.
  51. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2008 at 10:59 am
    rofl copter
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:59 am
    WTF!!LOL

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