Taekwondo Toughies

Submitted by: The_Maddog 8 years ago Funny

When self-defense class goes horribly horribly wrong!
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Female 5,222
WTF!!LOL
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Male 2,076
rofl copter
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Female 312
OMG, Marge, no! MAAARRGEEEE. I had to cover my mouth I was laughing so hard.
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Male 155
she still alive?.....someone check her pulse please ahaha
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Male 155
yes
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Male 60
LMFAO! thats amazing.
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Male 44
F*cking NICE. I might have to actually catch this movie now.
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Male 187
Marge should have been a little quicker with that backfist.
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Female 2,695
LMAO
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Male 437
that earns my epic badge of epicness
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Male 2
@RecycleElf

While I do agree with you, you are wrong with that karate has been perfected under hundreds of years. With 5 years of training you should know that karate was founded about 1910 - 30 (I think it was 1932 or 1918). But while it was developed it borrowed a lot of martial arts techniques from already great arts of combat. Do your karate homework :D

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Male 10
my f-ing network is slow today. I had to pause this thing like 4 times to let it finish loading a bit.

habanero

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Male 3,619
AND OFCOURS ITS A SET-UP!


its a sketch or how ever you write it. o(Ò-Ó)o

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Male 3,619
ehrr... yeah, I do Karate (becous TKD just so obvisly sucks) but im gonna cheer for TKD in this stiuation. come on guys... after 5 years of training with intrest, you could beat any thug, muscles (`n stuff) don`t have a big say VS decent material art. the trick is to actualy do as you have learnd. houndreds of years of perfection can`t be wrong. they had street thugs in ancient Japan too, you can`t seriusly think that this stuff is seriusly just fancy and unecesary waving with your arms and legs?
then boo at you sir/mam!


and when i say "do as you learnd" i don`t mean fight combo 1,2,3... i mean the practiced theoretical. If sensei says that the punch starts with you, moving yourn belly, then he means it. Start with the belly, end with the punch. This will be more effective rather than you; in a full adrenalin charge, hurls your self with your entire right side + pluss your arm in hope of a power punch coused by your muscles.

yeah, its true... u guys dont know fart!

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Female 1
Oh come on, it`s clearly a set up!
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Male 1,232
The teacher looked like Rick from Hot Rod, and the student looked like Andy Samburg.
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Male 8,302
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!
And that one Martial Arts Dojo will forever be...

HONG KONG PHOOEY - Number One Super Guy!
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Male 4,793
now, granted somebodys proly thinkin `any street douche? what if i just walk up and punch you square in the face at random?` well what if i did that to you? other than the incredibly fast, who the hell wouldnt get hit?

P.S. yeah, it was incredibly funny tho ^^

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Male 4,793
"But yeah, excellent burn on TKD versus real world situations." im going to go ahead and vouch for TKD here, ive taken a total of probably 6 years...use it correctly and against any street douche your fine, i got in a fight a while ago and the douche didnt even touch me, blocked every one of his punches and told him to leave me alone w/o hitting back, about a minute later he charged me to tackle or something, so i jumped and kicked him in the chest. w/o TKD i woulda gotten hit. plus, TKD teaches u to keep your cool and improves reflexes. however, im not going to lie, for self defense, Judo is easily better..try not to think of TKD as a martial art, but more as a sport.
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Male 2,553
ROFLMAO instant fav`d
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Male 273
that was hilarious!
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Female 192
poor lady..
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Male 324
this is more brutal than when i got an arm snapped out of place by a friend at my martial arts place in a sparring match
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Male 1,036
LAUGH! Ok I was expecting the old lady to roundhouse kick the guy into oblivion. But yeah, excellent burn on TKD versus real world situations.
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Male 13
that was stupid!!!!!
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Male 476
lol, i thought the lady was going to beat him
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Male 2,422
Ha! That was awesome!
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Male 406
i took 5 years of teakwondo lmao
this is actually very true. i`ve gotten into multiple fights. these little combos are good and all when you`re practicing with someone who will wait and let you do the moves.. but in real life, you have to improv. needless to say, i got my ass handed to me in the first fight because i stuck to all this stuff. thanks alot ATA
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Male 223
Thanks Alice & Lion...

I just spent the last 20 minutes watching old Monty Python sketches. That was fun.

Of course, one of the funniest is the most real:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU19euwEe...

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Male 180
lol should "killed" him instead
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Male 1,556
I should know, don`t you notice my accent?
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Male 1,556
Sadly, this is what it is actually like.
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Male 2,593
That was classic
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Male 108
Great find... I laughed.
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Female 929
:D Lol Alice. Never seen that one. Ta.
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Female 5,139
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3rip...

thats one of my fave ones... had to xD

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Female 5,139
lmao lionhart omg xD
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Male 8,302
That was TOTALLY LAME... it wasn`t at all funny compared to Monty Python`s skit... Self Defence Class against people wielding Fruit
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Male 102
hahahaha you couldl totally see that comming
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Female 929
:D I wanted actual violence, but this is just as good.
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Male 1,835
haha, i was thinking this`d be another pain vid. but i saw the cut and knew it`d be awesome

... it was

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Female 15,763
:`D

The dream giraffe...!

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Male 244
opie: it`s the giraffe of justice. complete with two side mounted justice cannons, and a tandem saddle. coming through your town one day soon.
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Male 1,468
@WVUedj
He`s also in Hot Rod, right?
don`t hurt me for liking hot rod, people who dont.
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Female 15,763
HA, I thought it was real at first.

"Somebody check her pulse, please."

PS, Jonah, I LOOOOVE your picture! :`D

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Male 244
WVU: yeah, it is.
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Male 59
is that the dude from Pineapple Express? The instructor? He looks like the dude that gets messed up....being shot and passing out at the end of the movie.
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Male 244
Reminds me of friday nights at my moms house.
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Female 87
Aww, thats awful
:)
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Male 343
lol reminds me of the scene from Never Back Down.
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Male 3,369
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