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Date: 09/09/08 02:02 PM

75 Responses to Star Wars Nerds Beat Up Punk Rockers

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Link: Star Wars Nerds Beat Up Punk Rockers - The lesson of this story is: Don`t mess with a Star Wars geek after he`s been waiting in line for a week.
  2. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    Hah! That`s right! `bout time there was some justice.
  3. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    they might be nerds, but they`re big...never get in fight with someone twice as big as you are, unless you actualy know how to fight
  4. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Is this real?

    Because if it is... Good for them!

    I like punk guys generally, but not when they diss geeks.

    Geeks before punks.

  5. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    can we give the man a medal?
  6. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    You NEVER mess with star wars fans. >_>
  7. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Well, I like Star Wars, but crazy fans of anything make me angry. It`s stupid. The punk rockers were out of line by provoking them, the Star Wars nerds were out of line(heh, literally...) by going over and continuing/attacking. No one was right. Both were wrong.
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    These make believe pretend punkers got their asses handed to them. Good Job!
  9. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    What kid of idiot starts mouthing off at a line of a couple of hundred people? If you`re that dumb you deserve an ass kicking.

    And if the thats the state of modern punks then there`s really not much for them to be mouthy about.

  10. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    Bet they didn`t feel so tough then... "I got my butt kicked by a star wars nerd."
  11. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    rofl....like ive said b4. I luv nerds lol. and I love seeing people like those guys get there asses kicked for being totally ignorant. They give ppl poo about being different and what not, and they go and pick on people that like star wars? hypocrites...
  12. Profile photo of billbob-05
    billbob-05 Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    hahah awesome.
    and he got some money for doing it.
    sounds like a good way to earn moneys =)
  13. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    That girl was also really annoying.
  14. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    YESSS!!!!

    The force is strong in this one! I guess those punks just learned... you don`t drat with the Jedi master.

  15. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    Wow. Owned by a Star Wars nerd. This deserves an Internet Trophy.

    Quick! Someone write about this in Wikipedia!

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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    LOL
  17. Profile photo of landfritter
    landfritter Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    i wanted to see the fight...)-I
  18. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    BEST VIDEO OF THE WEEK! :D

    Never have I wanted to punch someone in the face than those punkers. Pansy-ass b*tches.

    Liked the comment about Hot Topic at the end, even though it`s not that bad of a store.

  19. Profile photo of awesomeloser
    awesomeloser Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    they weren`t real punks, cause punk is about being yourself, and they were heckling them simply because they were different, go back to hot topic indeed
  20. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Aside from this being pretty damn old... It strikes me as not only pathetic that the punks were taunting them, but that the guy only punched the kid, in the goddamn eye no less, and then everyone was talking about how he "kicked his ass"
  21. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Oh, and when one of the punkers said,
    `You`re 40 and all of this over a movie? Lame!`

    One of the geeks should`ve said,
    `Yeah, and you`re a guy and wearing your sister`s jeans!`

  22. Profile photo of pockets3d
    pockets3d Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjk1Y_j8...
    is this relavent or what>?
  23. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    "Go back to Hot Topic, you bitch!" Ha ha, I loved that!
  24. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    OH YEAH!
    Nerds are not weak people. They just don`t want to get in trouble. But if you really anger them... watch it.

    Now, I`d easily beat someone up... but then I would get a suspension, and I don`t want that.

    But those kids were really annoying. People are unique and should be able to do what they want... *blabs on like a hippie* Some people would consider THEM freaks... I don`t think they thought that one through...

    I love star Wars by the way. XD

  25. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    Love it when teenagers think there all that get beat. Hate it when they do stuff like that.
  26. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Don`t f.uck with us >:(
  27. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    those were cool geeks...and faggot punk rockers
  28. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Funny how they call the nerds "freaks".
  29. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    same snivellus (not the loving star wars part though, im indifferent about that)

    im in 10th grade so colleges will now see the suspension if i beat someone up (i have sooooo many choices)

  30. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    Hot Topic isn`t that bad of a store though...
    It`s a bit pricey, yes, but it`s still cool. (I hang around in the clearance section... >.>)

    I want to show you guys a funny shirt from there... but how do you hyperlink? (The web address is too long).

  31. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    I saw this a real long time ago. Wow...
  32. Profile photo of landfritter
    landfritter Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    The hot topic quip seemed effective. Good thinking.
  33. Profile photo of drybleeder
    drybleeder Male 18-29
    30 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    ...Since when is a sucker-punch beating someone`s ass?
  34. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    That was pure awesome. Punks are cool, geeks are cool, but seeing a geek own a punk was great. It`s so stupid when people say, "Look! Someone isn`t wearing the same type of clothes as me. Let`s hate him!" Unless you`re emo. If I see you wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt I`m am going to pass judgment on you. Sorry.
  35. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    Ugh that girl annoys me with her "LOL U GUYS ARE LIKE 40"

    Because when you`re 40 you can`t like something directed towards a different age group.


    Big deal you`re 20 and you hang with a group of bitches that think they`re SO cool because they can make fun of older people.


    Your boyfriend got pwned.

  36. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    snivellus, just click the link button and plug it in. it`ll only come up as the text you want it to be, i know this girl who shops at hot topic, ugh get some good clothes, but if this shirt is as great as you say, show me
  37. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    punk is dead, geekdom is at it`s prime, it`s no wonder stuff like this happens. given the oppurtunity i`d beat the crap out of a punk over pokemon
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    This reminds me of when some boys got into a fight in choir.

    Yeah, there was blood.

    You wouldn`t think them choir boys had it in `em, but they do.

  39. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    Ohh... ok, sorry, I didn`t notice the link button.
    :-?

    The shirt that is here.

  40. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Dude, for every person who says I can`t talk because I`m a geek or nerd, I`m going to show them this video.
  41. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    cripes that girl complaining about their age was annoying. need i remind anyone when star wars came out?

    may 25, 1977.
    with a rating of PG.
    if you saw the first movie when you were 9 years old (which is not really uncommon for a PG film) that would make you *gasp* 40 years old in 2008.

    that "go back to hot topic, bitch!" line made my day, though.

  42. Profile photo of mst3k
    mst3k Male 18-29
    79 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    i think im the only one whose on those punk rockers sides...that guy was 40 years old kicking little kids asses..wtf is that..who the drat cares if there making fun of u..ur 40!
  43. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    mst3k, well, those teens should have known better than to make fun of someone that just wants to watch a movie...

    And the guys that beat the teens up HAD to show them that nerds are cool too.

    :-)

  44. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    think ive seen this on i-a-b before. positive actually
  45. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    Go back to hot topic you bitch! Classic. Also, I`m fine if kids want to look like idiots. Go for it, dress however you like, but then go around and make fun of other people that are different than you? Other people that can beat your skinny asses without even trying no less? Ridiculous.
  46. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    nerds:1

    gay ass punkers:0

  47. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    I thought the whole point of punk rock was to be yourself
  48. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    Those definitely where not the toughest looking "punk rockers", (What ever that lame term means).
  49. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    "I thought the whole point of punk rock was to be yourself"
    As long as you all dress the same, act the same and like the same bands.
  50. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    those were goths not punks. this is old
  51. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    lame xD but awesome.
  52. Profile photo of shonco
    shonco Male 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    I guess the real message here is that, regardless of age, be prepared to defend yourself if you decide to talk smack to ANYONE.
  53. Profile photo of parfumes
    parfumes Female 13-17
    68 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    We have attained pwnage.

  54. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    I agree, the Hot Topic line really made the whole video.
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    duhastchris Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    powere to the nerds lol
  56. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    The fake punk kids may have been acting like as*holes, but at least they didn`t try to start something physical like the ignorant piles of sh*t on the star wars side.

    The retarded hot topic kids are the victors in this video.

  57. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Heh, I love the "Why are you in the back then?" *while behind the other punk kid*
    If you do not want to get your ass beat, simply do not talk poo. It`s not that hard to just keep walking.

    And yes ZeroCycle, the punk kid who will think about talking poo next time is clearly the victor. /sarcasm

  58. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 4:30 am
    i was really embaressed when i read the title.
    thank god they`re not real punks, they`re some glam/emo hybrid.
    i feel safe again.
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    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 4:40 am
    Got to love it when "geeks" have balls
  60. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 8:12 am
    How can anyone side with the punk-hybrids? they`re making fun of 40 year old people for standing in a SW line. like duckinfuh sayd, they where 9 when SW got out, jeez, when im 40 in 2032 and remake of LOTR came along, it would be wierd to mock me becous i wanna see something that i was a fan of in the 2000`ns.


    zomg roflmao 7|-|47$ /V#7 1337... hehe, i had to, im not realy a geek. but HAHA that guy got beaten by 40 year old SW fan that was standing in line with his Mom.

    "Their not punks, their not rockers, they look like, but their not emoes... they are...Runkmoes! weaker than ever!

  61. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 9:57 am
    can we all agree that they are both stupid?
  62. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    September 10, 2008 at 10:05 am
    they`re not punks, they`re hedgehogs
  63. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
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    September 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    roflmao "get back to hot topic"
  64. Profile photo of YummyUkulele
    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
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    September 10, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    "...Since when is a sucker-punch beating someone`s ass?"

    Well said!

    My stance on this issue is that they were both being idiots: the "punks" for making fun of people and starting poop for no good reason, and the "geeks" for engaging in it and thinking they`re all high and mighty because one guy sucker punched another.

    I work with kids and all the children I`ve met are more mature than anyone in this video.

    By the way, Hot Topic sucks and I think those "punks" would agree, so insulting them by associating them with the store is an inaccurate and stupid comment.

  65. Profile photo of YummyUkulele
    YummyUkulele Female 13-17
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    September 10, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    I was kind of hoping those "geeks" would lose their place in line, too.
  66. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    lmao they should of dump that soda on that girls face, she so annoying, and hahahaha"go back to hot topic" lmao
  67. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    The punks in my town are way cooler than that. They`re live and let live, peace, beer, and sure i`ll watch star wars with you.

    These guys were straight up posers.

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    Biffoballs Male 30-39
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    September 10, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    those punks were non-nice individuals but that star wars nerd guy was a prick. He needs to go home, shave his gay-ass Chewbacca goatee off and learn a little humility. Dick.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    September 10, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Jezus keeerrist, what was this..a battle for bottom of the food chain? Sad, the kids weren`t punk, just suburban punk fashionistas, and the star wars guy was using dumb, yet misguided kids to take his frustrations out on. Who gets upset at kids yelling at them? Really lame..on both ends.
  70. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    @Deejay89

    drat YEA NIGGA, ROLL DEEP SON, BUST SOME BITCHES UP! /ignorance

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    MissMage Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Haha. Retarded punks. It was their own fault. I hate trash talking.
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    Luke139 Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    "get back to hot topic bitch!" hahhaa best part
  73. Profile photo of scarylarry
    scarylarry Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    oh man see that girl in the white pants, she was sexy as f**k
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    I guess I`m just one of those people who don`t seem to notice how scrawny looking guys wearing makeup whose idols are also scrawny looking guys wearing makeup are better than geeks.
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    sephex Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    star wars win

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