Star Wars Nerds Beat Up Punk Rockers

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Funny

The lesson of this story is: Don"t mess with a Star Wars geek after he"s been waiting in line for a week.
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Male 2
star wars win
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Male 1,029
I guess I`m just one of those people who don`t seem to notice how scrawny looking guys wearing makeup whose idols are also scrawny looking guys wearing makeup are better than geeks.
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Male 1
oh man see that girl in the white pants, she was sexy as f**k
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Male 116
"get back to hot topic bitch!" hahhaa best part
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Female 695
Haha. Retarded punks. It was their own fault. I hate trash talking.
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Male 3,255
@Deejay89

drat YEA NIGGA, ROLL DEEP SON, BUST SOME BITCHES UP! /ignorance

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Male 1,365
Jezus keeerrist, what was this..a battle for bottom of the food chain? Sad, the kids weren`t punk, just suburban punk fashionistas, and the star wars guy was using dumb, yet misguided kids to take his frustrations out on. Who gets upset at kids yelling at them? Really lame..on both ends.
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Male 5
those punks were non-nice individuals but that star wars nerd guy was a prick. He needs to go home, shave his gay-ass Chewbacca goatee off and learn a little humility. Dick.
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Female 744
The punks in my town are way cooler than that. They`re live and let live, peace, beer, and sure i`ll watch star wars with you.

These guys were straight up posers.

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Female 1,134
lmao they should of dump that soda on that girls face, she so annoying, and hahahaha"go back to hot topic" lmao
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Female 155
I was kind of hoping those "geeks" would lose their place in line, too.
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Female 155
"...Since when is a sucker-punch beating someone`s ass?"

Well said!

My stance on this issue is that they were both being idiots: the "punks" for making fun of people and starting poop for no good reason, and the "geeks" for engaging in it and thinking they`re all high and mighty because one guy sucker punched another.

I work with kids and all the children I`ve met are more mature than anyone in this video.

By the way, Hot Topic sucks and I think those "punks" would agree, so insulting them by associating them with the store is an inaccurate and stupid comment.

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Male 342
roflmao "get back to hot topic"
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Male 1,361
they`re not punks, they`re hedgehogs
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Male 598
can we all agree that they are both stupid?
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Male 3,619
How can anyone side with the punk-hybrids? they`re making fun of 40 year old people for standing in a SW line. like duckinfuh sayd, they where 9 when SW got out, jeez, when im 40 in 2032 and remake of LOTR came along, it would be wierd to mock me becous i wanna see something that i was a fan of in the 2000`ns.


zomg roflmao 7|-|47$ /V#7 1337... hehe, i had to, im not realy a geek. but HAHA that guy got beaten by 40 year old SW fan that was standing in line with his Mom.

"Their not punks, their not rockers, they look like, but their not emoes... they are...Runkmoes! weaker than ever!

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Male 160
Got to love it when "geeks" have balls
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Male 536
i was really embaressed when i read the title.
thank god they`re not real punks, they`re some glam/emo hybrid.
i feel safe again.
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Male 192
Heh, I love the "Why are you in the back then?" *while behind the other punk kid*
If you do not want to get your ass beat, simply do not talk poo. It`s not that hard to just keep walking.

And yes ZeroCycle, the punk kid who will think about talking poo next time is clearly the victor. /sarcasm

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Male 3,255
The fake punk kids may have been acting like as*holes, but at least they didn`t try to start something physical like the ignorant piles of sh*t on the star wars side.

The retarded hot topic kids are the victors in this video.

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Male 88
powere to the nerds lol
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Female 4,447
I agree, the Hot Topic line really made the whole video.
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Female 68
Ladies and Gentlemen,

We have attained pwnage.

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Male 3
I guess the real message here is that, regardless of age, be prepared to defend yourself if you decide to talk smack to ANYONE.
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Male 2,553
lame xD but awesome.
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Male 132
those were goths not punks. this is old
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Male 2,582
"I thought the whole point of punk rock was to be yourself"
As long as you all dress the same, act the same and like the same bands.
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Male 2,582
Those definitely where not the toughest looking "punk rockers", (What ever that lame term means).
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Male 1,766
I thought the whole point of punk rock was to be yourself
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Male 882
nerds:1

gay ass punkers:0

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Male 1,788
Go back to hot topic you bitch! Classic. Also, I`m fine if kids want to look like idiots. Go for it, dress however you like, but then go around and make fun of other people that are different than you? Other people that can beat your skinny asses without even trying no less? Ridiculous.
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Male 270
think ive seen this on i-a-b before. positive actually
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Female 602
mst3k, well, those teens should have known better than to make fun of someone that just wants to watch a movie...

And the guys that beat the teens up HAD to show them that nerds are cool too.

:-)

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Male 79
i think im the only one whose on those punk rockers sides...that guy was 40 years old kicking little kids asses..wtf is that..who the drat cares if there making fun of u..ur 40!
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Male 891
cripes that girl complaining about their age was annoying. need i remind anyone when star wars came out?

may 25, 1977.
with a rating of PG.
if you saw the first movie when you were 9 years old (which is not really uncommon for a PG film) that would make you *gasp* 40 years old in 2008.

that "go back to hot topic, bitch!" line made my day, though.

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Male 367
Dude, for every person who says I can`t talk because I`m a geek or nerd, I`m going to show them this video.
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Female 602
Ohh... ok, sorry, I didn`t notice the link button.
:-?

The shirt that is here.

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Female 15,763
This reminds me of when some boys got into a fight in choir.

Yeah, there was blood.

You wouldn`t think them choir boys had it in `em, but they do.

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Male 1,835
punk is dead, geekdom is at it`s prime, it`s no wonder stuff like this happens. given the oppurtunity i`d beat the crap out of a punk over pokemon
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Male 327
snivellus, just click the link button and plug it in. it`ll only come up as the text you want it to be, i know this girl who shops at hot topic, ugh get some good clothes, but if this shirt is as great as you say, show me
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Male 204
Ugh that girl annoys me with her "LOL U GUYS ARE LIKE 40"

Because when you`re 40 you can`t like something directed towards a different age group.


Big deal you`re 20 and you hang with a group of bitches that think they`re SO cool because they can make fun of older people.


Your boyfriend got pwned.

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Male 2,313
That was pure awesome. Punks are cool, geeks are cool, but seeing a geek own a punk was great. It`s so stupid when people say, "Look! Someone isn`t wearing the same type of clothes as me. Let`s hate him!" Unless you`re emo. If I see you wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt I`m am going to pass judgment on you. Sorry.
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Male 30
...Since when is a sucker-punch beating someone`s ass?
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Male 41
The hot topic quip seemed effective. Good thinking.
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Male 1,254
I saw this a real long time ago. Wow...
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Female 602
Hot Topic isn`t that bad of a store though...
It`s a bit pricey, yes, but it`s still cool. (I hang around in the clearance section... >.>)

I want to show you guys a funny shirt from there... but how do you hyperlink? (The web address is too long).

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Male 511
same snivellus (not the loving star wars part though, im indifferent about that)

im in 10th grade so colleges will now see the suspension if i beat someone up (i have sooooo many choices)

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Male 1,764
Funny how they call the nerds "freaks".
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Male 612
those were cool geeks...and faggot punk rockers
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Male 180
Don`t f.uck with us >:(
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Female 602
OH YEAH!
Nerds are not weak people. They just don`t want to get in trouble. But if you really anger them... watch it.

Now, I`d easily beat someone up... but then I would get a suspension, and I don`t want that.

But those kids were really annoying. People are unique and should be able to do what they want... *blabs on like a hippie* Some people would consider THEM freaks... I don`t think they thought that one through...

I love star Wars by the way. XD

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Male 513
"Go back to Hot Topic, you bitch!" Ha ha, I loved that!
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Male 9
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Female 460
Oh, and when one of the punkers said,
`You`re 40 and all of this over a movie? Lame!`

One of the geeks should`ve said,
`Yeah, and you`re a guy and wearing your sister`s jeans!`

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Male 132
they weren`t real punks, cause punk is about being yourself, and they were heckling them simply because they were different, go back to hot topic indeed
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Female 460
BEST VIDEO OF THE WEEK! :D

Never have I wanted to punch someone in the face than those punkers. Pansy-ass b*tches.

Liked the comment about Hot Topic at the end, even though it`s not that bad of a store.

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Male 41
i wanted to see the fight...)-I
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Male 1,265
LOL
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Male 2,076
Wow. Owned by a Star Wars nerd. This deserves an Internet Trophy.

Quick! Someone write about this in Wikipedia!

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Female 340
YESSS!!!!

The force is strong in this one! I guess those punks just learned... you don`t drat with the Jedi master.

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Male 2,028
That girl was also really annoying.
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Male 91
hahah awesome.
and he got some money for doing it.
sounds like a good way to earn moneys =)
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Female 1,690
rofl....like ive said b4. I luv nerds lol. and I love seeing people like those guys get there asses kicked for being totally ignorant. They give ppl poo about being different and what not, and they go and pick on people that like star wars? hypocrites...
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Female 917
Bet they didn`t feel so tough then... "I got my butt kicked by a star wars nerd."
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Male 156
What kid of idiot starts mouthing off at a line of a couple of hundred people? If you`re that dumb you deserve an ass kicking.

And if the thats the state of modern punks then there`s really not much for them to be mouthy about.

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Male 17,511
These make believe pretend punkers got their asses handed to them. Good Job!
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Male 2,028
Well, I like Star Wars, but crazy fans of anything make me angry. It`s stupid. The punk rockers were out of line by provoking them, the Star Wars nerds were out of line(heh, literally...) by going over and continuing/attacking. No one was right. Both were wrong.
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Male 2,395
You NEVER mess with star wars fans. >_>
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Male 5,620
can we give the man a medal?
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Male 1,114
Is this real?

Because if it is... Good for them!

I like punk guys generally, but not when they diss geeks.

Geeks before punks.

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Male 761
they might be nerds, but they`re big...never get in fight with someone twice as big as you are, unless you actualy know how to fight
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Male 778
Hah! That`s right! `bout time there was some justice.
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Male 21,025
Link: Star Wars Nerds Beat Up Punk Rockers [Rate Link] - The lesson of this story is: Don`t mess with a Star Wars geek after he`s been waiting in line for a week.
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