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Date: 09/08/08 03:30 PM

58 Responses to Slip and Slide Penis

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Link: Slip and Slide Penis - Totally SFW, but this girl should never be let near a man!
  2. Profile photo of troytrooper
    troytrooper Male 18-29
    115 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    omg


    ...I felt that.

  3. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    im confused at why they owned a giant peepee.
    also, i think everyone should have one.
    free giant peepees for all!
  4. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    that was hilarous..until the girl holding the camera said "that was AWSUM" ... ohgod :-|

    but.. haha xD

  5. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    ... is this what they mean by busting a nut
  6. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    Ouch!!! Wait... one, two... phew!
  7. Profile photo of limecapp
    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    that even made ME hurt
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    I want a giant penis! Why do THEY get one...

    That and the giant penis costume. Oh yeah.

    Man, I`m glad I didn`t have the balls to wince at that.

  9. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    "I want a giant penis!"

    Thats what he said

  10. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Only 2 comments from males likening their own penis size to the size of this blow-up penis?

    Really?? Only two!?!?

  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    "Only 2 comments from males likening their own penis size to the size of this blow-up penis?
    Really?? Only two!?!?"

    See, that would be comparing that Ostrich to this Whale.... are you happy now?

  12. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    Well...
    ...that was random...
  13. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    we should all get a free giant inflatable penis when we are born...you know... as a birthday present
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Damn, prime.

    Walked into that one..

  15. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    "See, that would be comparing that Ostrich to this Whale.... are you happy now?"

    lol thank you, ptk. My faith in the male IAB community is one step closer to being restored.

  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    ^^ "Totally SFW"

    Maddog, it`s an enormous inflatable c*ck and balls. Where the hell do you work man, a brothel?

  17. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    Thats what she did! Nvm....
  18. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    A detached testicle: "that was awesome!".

    Comfort zone: nil.

    LOL

  19. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    davymid
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    1682 Posts
    Monday, September 08, 2008 4:02:59 PM
    ^^ "Totally SFW"

    Maddog, it`s an enormous inflatable c*ck and balls. Where the hell do you work man, a brothel?
    ---------------------------------------------------

    If I did...do you really think I`d have time to be posting here?

  20. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    I`m feeling imagined pain...
  21. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    yeah...camera girl sounds annoying...and....dumb >: /
  22. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    Ooooh, girls, play gently! O_o;
  23. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Yah, i imagined that pain and winced
    but i like the smile on it
  24. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    sh-sh-she....broke.... my right....testicle.... pain......and hurt...
  25. Profile photo of kke_harder
    kke_harder Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    I used to have the same exact blow up penis...except mine was way smaller :( as a girl this is the first time i`ve experienced penis envy! lol
  26. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    That looked painful!
  27. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    lol break those pink testicles!
  28. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    dont let her anywhere near my right testicle
  29. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    thats why shes single
  30. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    that`s assult brutha
  31. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    ... lololol penis
  32. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Scary to watch.
  33. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    got the shivers and crossed my legs when the nut popped off
  34. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    Another group of idiots making anything and everything a joke...

    Not interesting, to say the least...

  35. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    Ow ow ow. Whenever a guy sees something that even SUGGESTS damage to the genitals, they`ll feel it for at least 10 minutes afterward.

    And did anyone notice that the inflatable dong had a f***ing HAPPY FACE on its tip?!

  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    OUUUUUCH!!!
  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    "as a girl this is the first time i`ve experienced penis envy! lol"


    HA FREUD WAS RIGHT!!!

  38. Profile photo of lacydeshae
    lacydeshae Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    booo
  39. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    "I want a giant penis!"
    Thats what he said

    thats what she said.
    right before she went into surgery...heh

  40. Profile photo of FreakinKeith
    FreakinKeith Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    Sorry. But thats bustin a nut right there!
  41. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    AWESOME!
  42. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 8, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    OH MY GOD I`M TURNING GAY RIGHT NOW!!!
  43. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:18 am
    LOL pretty defective device :-P
  44. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Don`t us guys all wish WE had a 7 foot côcks that were 4 feet in diameter. According to all the spam, we`d ALL get the ladies...big time!
  45. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:22 am
    Ugh. A real ball buster, that girl. At least they weren`t blue...

    You ladies will never understand the pain a man feels just watching that.

  46. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:44 am
    AHAHAHAHA She bust a nut!
  47. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:35 am
    What the hell was the song in the background!! D: Every time the chorus came up, or maybe something recognisable, they started laughing SO dratING LOUD and ANNOYINGLY that I wanted to slap them just so I could hear the music DX

    And yes, lol at the video.

  48. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 9:32 am
    OMG his balls fell apart!!
  49. Profile photo of tipbeckybig
    tipbeckybig Female 30-39
    2 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Mmmm nuts.
  50. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Insert Ball breaking joke here___________

    kinda girls u wanna take home to mom no?

  51. Profile photo of Michiru
    Michiru Female 13-17
    35 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    lixa: it`s hinder - lips of an angel.
  52. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    Uh oh, she forgot protection!!!!


    And no, the pun is not intended.

  53. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    hahaha it just popped right off.
  54. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    my penis is name secret..."strong enough for a man...made for a woman" OHHH YAAAA...lol
  55. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    lmao. she broke a penis....she might as well give up on having sex ever agasin. =p
  56. Profile photo of parfumes
    parfumes Female 13-17
    68 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    this will be sent to every man she has EVER met.
  57. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    luckyse7en really said......"Please direct your attention towards my pun. Admittedly I do think it`s clever, but I think that you think so highly of me, that I want you to know that I would never resort to using such a commonplace literary device in my prose. Therefore, I would like to formally renounce my attempt at humor and assure you that I am above making puns as a writer, as a pupil of language, and as citizen of Earth"
    sorry for picking on a canadian boy but it was too easy. no one care if your pun was intended.
    LONG LIVE MADDOX!!!
  58. Profile photo of suckmycock24
    suckmycock24 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    October 10, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    This is supposed to be a giant penis!? Come on, mine is at least twice that big.;-)

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