Short Shorts Get Woman Three Days Jail

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in
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OMG, this chick is hilarious. Although it seems like it, this is not an Onion newscast. This Short Shorts girl is real.
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Female 83
i want to introduce this woman to my crowbar.
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Male 1,220
"shorts too short for court"

that woman should quit being a newscaster and start professional rapping

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Male 102
lol...back in greece, they wore less clothes, 2000 years later, you could go to jail for it? humans....
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Male 42
Whew Weeeeeeeeee! Dat there honey she need a good role in dey hey. Boy, I tell you what! She show up in my room with shorts, I won`t send her to jail, I give her some of my Jimmy Dean! One time, I wents to court about peddling fudge cake near the 1st Baptis Church; ol Judge Hardass he sent me to the Sweetwater Prison; you talk about doing some hardtime, when I left my fudge was packed pretty good. That what that poor girl be needing. Bless her heart!
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Male 247
Ignorant, whiny people make me want to chew glass.

Tard drama-queen sniveling twits> not worth a dime.

Personal responsibility for your own actions and choices> priceless.

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Male 332
If your fat, it should be illegal
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Male 772
And aren`t you supposed to wear at least casual clothes at court, ie long skirt or pants, shirt, and maybe even a jacket?
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Male 772
"Shorts were too short for court"

Sounds like a perverted Dr. Seuss book.

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Female 529
What part of NO didn`t she understand?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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Female 649
aastein... unleagal...?? "boobs at the beatch"??

did you even watch the vid?

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Male 541
*sob* she always picks on me *sob*
what are you 4?
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Male 1,049
Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
196 Posts Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:34:15 AM
Buttersrules:

It`s called contempt of court. A specific action or manner of dress may be perfectly legal. However, within the context of a courtroom, a judge has the right to legally decree such a thing as contemptuous (or disrespectful) to the court, thus illegal in that context.

After 2 prior warnings, this bimbo deserved a few days to learn who makes the rules in court. She`s an idiot.

My point is, where is the line drawn at what is contemptuous and what is not? My problem with this is that it is the judges OPINION that the clothing was disrespectful, and that the opinion of the judge is not based on law. I take issue to the fact that it is a subjective opinion, with no oversight, as opposed to an objective opinion based on legislation.

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Female 4,376
Still....you shouldn`t wear "Cute" clothes to court. You are supposed to look a certain way when you are in courtIT`s common knowledge. But throwing her in jail for it seems to be a bit too much when she`s obviouslyh already in trouble for more serious charges.
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Male 184
I think the law fails to factor in the very important point that she is old and ugly.

3 days? only?

We should legislate an ugly tax! Where if you are ugly and wear revealing clothes you are punished.

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Male 64
newscaster lady: "theres no word on what she was wearing then"
olololol! lady thinks the story is stupid
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Male 251
you stupid pig. listen to the judge the first two times she tells to not to wear something disrespectful.
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Female 126
whine whine whine whine GO JOIN A SOAP OPERA!!!!
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Female 282
shouldn`t it be common sense not to wear short shorts and a tank top to court? -_-
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Female 1,407
Oh my goodness, she seems more concerned about her clothing than her charges. Though I agree that there are some sadistic judges out there, she should`ve dressed more consertative.
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Male 1,085
Too short for court, and too cool for school.
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Male 23
Dumb as this woman may be or not, the punishment does NOT fit the crime. Crap like this cheezes me off so much that a judge can rule however they want and sometimes it`s absolutely rediculous. I hate most judges cause of this, and the fact that they think they`re tough whiz.
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Male 109
I didn`t think you could war shorts or tank tops in court, at least not where I live.

But really... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What a dumbass, what a dumbass.

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Female 335
Never got to see the outfit. I`m disappointed.

Btw, the constitution never granted you the freedom of what you can wear. There could be people in the military that don`t like their uniform 100%. But hey, that doesn`t give them the right to run around in flashy sandals and a Prada bag when active.
And yes there are laws for what your can wear, a.k.a indecent exposure.

Going into the court shouldn`t require written signs to be posted about what to wear. The fact you walk into the courthouse should give you some sort of clue like a red light gives you the clue to `stop`. Even illiterate people get the idea.

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Male 437
""I thought this was a free country... my bad..."
Does that mean when/if you get married, your bride`s maids can wear t-backs and acrylic platform heels if they want to? It`s a free country!"

sure they can. if the bride didnt want them waring that she couldve gotten different bridesmaids

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Male 1,114
If she wasn`t fugly she wouldn`t be in the slammer.
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Male 154
I`m guessing the only reason the judge found her in contempt was because the judge is a women that has fought for many years not to be seen as a stupid bitch like this woman is.
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Male 1,287
"I thought this was a free country... my bad..."

Does that mean when/if you get married, your bride`s maids can wear t-backs and acrylic platform heels if they want to? It`s a free country!

The bottom line is there are certain times when appropriate attire is not only desired, but mandatory.

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Male 15
If she`s crying about 3 days in jail, wait till she`s convicted on her other charges. Glad to see she managed to find some pants for the TV interview.
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Female 1,545
This is how you don`t get picked on by the judge anymore:

Stop doing things that get you infront of the judge. I can`t believe she`s asking the county to accomodate her demands. It`s not the county`s fault she keeps ending up infront of a judge who hates her.

Where was this?

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Female 929
No, Samiam, she drove through one and hit a gravestone.. That means at some point she left whatever road might have been there, and destroyed hundreds of $s worth of rock over someone`s corpse. That`s kind of a biggie.
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Male 2,591
I`m glad she got locked up for being a dumb hoe.
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Male 1,244
All Im saying is, if youre in court, you need to do everything in your power to not push the judge. She pushed the judges limits twice before with repeated warnings
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Female 929
No, Samiam, she drove through one and hit a gravestone.. That means at some point she left whatever road might have been there, and destroyed hundreds of $s worth of rock over someone`s corpse. That`s kind of a biggie.
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Male 1,244
Hey Lukey, it may not be this way in Europe, but the judge DID warn her TWICE not to wear clothes like that. She wore clothes like that. She was punished. The end.
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Male 15
OI! OI! All you stupid dratwits saying the woman desrved it, the point is SOMEONE WAS IMPRISONED FOR THEIR CHOICE OF CLOTHES. Is that a world you want to live in? That someone can spend time in jail for what they wear!? And this is OK? Yes she`s a silly cow, yes maybe she`s a bit simple but people SHE WAS JAILED FOR WEARING SHORTS. How can this be acceptable? HOW?!
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Male 223
Buttersrules:

It`s called contempt of court. A specific action or manner of dress may be perfectly legal. However, within the context of a courtroom, a judge has the right to legally decree such a thing as contemptuous (or disrespectful) to the court, thus illegal in that context.

After 2 prior warnings, this bimbo deserved a few days to learn who makes the rules in court. She`s an idiot.

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Female 1,063
How ironic that she would dress slutty to go to court but yet for this interview she`s practically covered from head to toe, lmao.
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Female 285
I had a whole rant thought up about liberties and freedom and power-tripping judges, but buttersrules took care of all that. But I am surprised how many people are siding with the judge just because the girl is a dumb bimbo.
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Male 445
Supersassy; EXACTLY. The headline made me think she was jailed for clothes or something but when you add that she was in court, that changes everything.

And jail isn`t close to prison. That`s quite different.

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Male 528
Umm...the judge has all the right in the world to put this chick in jail. As a man, i couldn`t show up with swim trunks and a deigo tee-"but judge, this is adorable!" Stupid broad. Luckily this judge wasn`t male-then there would be real hell. Throw away the key, and hope this shows all the parents who buy their three year olds mini skirts and high heels. And to all you women out there, SLUTTY IS NOT SEXY!
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Male 1,049
She`s an idiot, but....
what legal authority does the judge have in relation to clothing worn in the court room? Surely, issues of respect for the courts aside, no LAW has been broken, if the clothing in question is legal on the streets, ie meets the legislated standard of morality for the community in question, then surely the judge has limited authority in regard to this. Would she send a man to jail for wearing a pink shirt, because she doesn`t like pink on men? Does she have the LEGAL authority to tell a man not to wear a pink shirt? No. How is that different to the shorts? Its not. (and from what was being said, and gestured, the shorts weren`t exactly short shorts. From her description, more like mid thigh.
Doesn`t change the fact the woman is obviously an idiot. But the judge is obviously one also.
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Female 340
The thing is, when you`re in a courtroom, you`re expected to be respectful. Not just in word and action but also in appearance. Face it... Short shorts are NOT respectful, no matter which judge you`re in front of. She needs to stop her crying over it and find some decent clothing to wear to court.

Either that or stop breaking the law!

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Female 325
freeboxster, welcome to reality! this is where adults have to dress like adults out of respect for the courts.
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Female 403
This girl is stupid. You don`t dress "adorable" for court when you have some serious charges against you. You dress like an adult and show some respect for the court. Yes she went to prison but for 3 days, hardly a long stint. It wasdone to teach this idiot a lesson seen as she ignored verbal warnings.
Although the fact that she`s going to get saggy breasts for not wearing a bra is probably a great punishment.

I notice she wasnt wearing her shorts for the news team...

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Male 2,553
she was told twice, but jail was excessive.
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Female 32
surfingninja...those sandals are prison issue shoes. All prisoners wear them. And for her to whine and cry, the judge is picking on me.....thanks to whoever posted this. I needed a good laugh this morning. Definitely lives in a double wide.
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Male 74
unless there is a sign outside court prohibiting certain kinds of garment or telling you exactly which pieces of skin you are allowed to expose the judge should just shut up! She was warned for a tank top, she thought no bra that`s why, wrong could have been the wrong colour for all she knows! Judges have too much power, no woman should be able to send another to jail for not liking her outfit!
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Female 18
I was dressed ADORABLE!
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Female 929
No, Samiam, she drove through one and hit a gravestone.. That means at some point she left whatever road might have been there, and destroyed hundreds of $s worth of rock over someone`s corpse. That`s kind of a biggie.
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Female 105
I feel the need to comment for the two people who are freaking out about her driving through a cemetery. I`m not sure how things work where you are, but here there are paved roadways that wind around in cemeteries. You drive on them so that you can get to different areas because sometimes cemeteries can get really big.
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Female 929
<Slap> Shut up b*tch!

:D Listen to her!! She was WARNED, she`d been there BEFORE, she drove through a GRAVEYARD!!!

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Female 46
It dragged on for too long, I got bored at 1 minute in.
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Male 274
haha the girl is clearly stupid. i dont feel bad for her when i comes to the crimes she committed but i do feel she is not really with it.
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Female 14
Seriously -- "she keeps picking on me"...

If you don`t do things that consistently get you in front of a judge, then maybe you wouldn`t have this problem. lol

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Male 12,138
Smokvil, congratulations. That was the most truly insightful comment I`ve read all week. Bravo.
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Female 2
: PPPPP
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Female 331
I actually saw this on TV last night.
:|
Weirrrd. That normally never happens.
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Female 1,496
She was asked twice. The first time was a warning, the second time it was contempt of court. STOP COMMITING CRIMES AND YOU WONT HAVE TO GO IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE!!! Lock her up forever please.
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Female 399
She chose to ignore the judge`s orders twice about the appropriate way to present herself in court. She was in contempt of court and only has herself to blame.
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Female 2,289
I thought this was a free country... my bad...
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Female 187
why didn`t we see the shorty shorts???
anyway, the ditzy bimbo is obviously lights on no ones home...
f-ucking idiot.
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Female 744
OBVIOUSLY this woman does not know what "cute" or "fashion" is. She was wearing sandals with socks for god`s sake! A fashion faux pas for anyone between the ages of 6 and 60.
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Male 337
oops what is.... sorry all
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Male 337
haha what as really cute as the drug charges etc..... she prolly had more clothes on then... if not well y no pics!!!!!
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Male 231
Luann Platter!
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Female 498
Hahaha
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Male 2,313
If you are in court enough for the judge to regularly pick on you, you probably have more to worry about than your clothes.
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Male 11
What can the judge say? She committed a fashion crime. :)
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Male 3,645
Stop getting arrested with drugs, harassment, and running over tombstones, and no one will give a darn about what you wear.

Line from The Simpsons: Bart: "Dad, running over tombstones is bad luck!"
Homer: "Really? I`ve heard good..."

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Female 329
i don`t know why she was driving through the cemetery but apparently she knocked over some tombstones there. I`m guessing she was on drugs. I don`t mind the dress code because it is a formal place and you want people to take you seriously in court.
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Male 2,148
"I wore shorts and a tanktop. It was adorable."

HA HA HA HA HA That made my day.

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Male 2,148
I know a lawyer who told a client to "dress like she was going to work" for court. She forgot her client was a hooker... : )

Anyway, if a judge says you shouldn`t wear a tanktop, it isn`t because you should be wearing a bra with it, it`s because you are an idiot and clearly can`t tell by yourself what to wear to court.

I hope she reads this comment section and realizes how dumb she is.

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Female 15,763
It`d be different if the judge hadn`t warned her first, and if the charge was some sort of clothing violation, not showing too much skin.

Yeah... she`s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Male 1,289
cute is not equal to respectable, approriate attire for a court room.
I don`t think she understood.
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Male 1,404
Please tell me this women has not produced offspring.
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Male 615
*headdesk Headdesk headdesk*

Why are people so freaking RETARDED?

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Male 410
Lmao why was she driving through a cemetary? Props to who can find that out
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Male 7,933
She isn`t arrested for clothing, she`s arrested for stupidity.
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Female 57
when she said "its not fair", it immediately made me think of chris crocker x]
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Male 11,739
I wonder what got her in court in the first place. Also, she said the judge told her twice before to change her wardrobe. OK, first of all she`s an established criminal with a ton of charges. Second, if she was warned before you`d think she`d figure it out. Of course if she was very smart she wouldn`t have ever been in front of the judge in the first place.
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Female 209
oh come on, please, one person watching this tell me how you can be involved with drug charges, harrassment and hit and run charges from driving through a cemetary, A CEMETARY FOR CHRIST`S SAKE, and after being warned once before about innappropriate clothing choice it`s, it`s.....stupid biotch
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Male 2,788
her SHORTS were too SHORT for COURT.

that was hilarious.

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Male 476
After seeing that girl she needs to spend some more time in jail
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Female 155
Ya, poor choice on that woman`s part. I don`t know what she was thinking when she chose her "adorable" outfit while getting ready for her court hearings. HOWEVER, three days? That`s ridiculous. A judge should not put someone in jail because of their more liberal appearances. It was a very harsh sentence, in my opinion.
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Male 386
Cool. When I`m judge I will implement a no bra policy, and tuesday`s will be clothing optional. Judge luve is in the house. hoo-ah! Also, no fat chicks.
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Male 3,255
When I first saw her crying I laughed out loud, but the more I saw this bitch I just got mad lol.
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Male 2,076
Judge = Egotistical/Pretentious/Power Tripping

Lady = Stupid/Childish/Dumb

Solution = Airdrop them on a desert island with only each other to depend upon for survival.

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Female 107
How about you dress in some slacks and a dress shirt for your court appearances. Can`t be that difficult. Three days is a bit harsh but you don`t dress "adorable" to go to a court hearing. You dress like your taking it seriously.
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Female 4,028
"They`re picking on me! Wahhhh!"
Oh, get over it and just abide by the rules.
I have no idea why, but at first, I thought the title said something about Cat Woman... awkward.
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Male 4,793
Wow... (sry, had to feel what it was like to oneword it for once...crap i failed at one-wording) but call me crazy, isn`t freedom guaranteed by the constitution or something.
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Male 907
Arrested for wearing short shorts? o.o...
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Male 712
She was warned, Wear some nice clothes to court and when its over go naked if you want to.
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Female 460
Putting her in jail for three days because they didn`t like her clothing choice seems harsh, but damn, it`s three days, get over it.
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Male 2,796
Can`t fix stupid
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Female 602
"Her shOrts were too shOrt for cOurt."
That news lady put so much emphasis on that sentance...
XD
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Male 1,620
Link: Short Shorts Get Woman Three Days Jail [Rate Link] - OMG, this chick is hilarious. Although it seems like it, this is not an Onion newscast. This Short Shorts girl is real.
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