Sexy Zombie Car Wash

Submitted by: FelanSlvr 9 years ago in Weird

Which begs the question: Would you have sex with a sexy zombie if there was a chance you could become a zombie yourself?
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Male 737
that`s just weird.
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Male 147
id totally tap that
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Male 1,003
I`d hit it.
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Male 2,553
WTF
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Male 254
just hog tie one and put a bag over her face....she`s good to go!!!!
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Male 778
Aww. Needed way more gore and way less CG dog.

Near the end it got me all excited with the girl driving the sponge down her chest. Thought "Shoop! Zombie bewbies!" and then i was let down D:.

Ah well..

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Male 91
that was pretty hot!
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Female 4,376
the lyrics:

Cutting edge

above eyelashes

lungs by Audrey Ang

at the cross left

fringed liver by

Alexander McQueen

Valentino sharpens up

soft pastels with these

slim silk genitals

shaped along sporty lines

Minimalism can still produce surprises

here Karl Lagerfeld adds

a discrete flash on skin to Chanel`s floorsweeping draped entrails

Don`t forget taking your skin off

because pink works

it`s sophisticated and sexy

stands out as springs

hottest color

From behind the close up organs

From behind the close up organs

Watch out here they come


they are making fun of fashion basically and poking fun at the announcers who shout the things that the models are wearing on the runway. all that antifashion stuff

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Female 850
the cg dog ruined it for me
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Male 684
all the zombies i know move like that;p
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Male 5,194
Don`t ask me - I thought it was "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH", too.
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Male 216
ROW ROW FI-
wait a minute
my bad
anyone know what they were actualy saying?
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Male 270
artsy...i like. i just really want that puppah though!
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Male 18
yeah i most definitely would, but, think of the smell.
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Female 2
ok, so I consider myself a bit of a...zombie enthusiast, and zombies don`t move like that...
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Female 111
Genius.
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Female 25
Those ain`t zombies! Those are Crack ho`s looking to make a dollar!
**She`ll make you feel reeeaaalll good, or just wash your windows. She just needs a few bucks.**
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Female 1,228
Watched 2minuets and then turned off. Not that zombie-fied enough for me. A little bit more gore and then yes.
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Female 710
Hmmm, hot zombies. That`s not something you see everyday.
Nice music too.
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Male 358
beeing zombie comes with alot of tax benfitits, but it will probably kill your social life

"u aint much if u aint dutch!!!!!!"

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Female 4,376
and ricky...tans=ugly


pale is the way to be XD

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Female 4,376
awesome music
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Male 142
"From. Behind. Their clothes are oreos.""From. Behind. Their clothes are oreos."
"From. Behind. Their clothes are oreos."

lol Sounded like that to me.

What`s the song name though? Pretty cool.

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Male 17
Can you say necrophile?
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Male 473
i would never. thats pretty nasty
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Female 15,763
I heard that if you drink bleach and cola right after zombie sex, you don`t become one.

That`s what I did and it wo- BRAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Male 288
If they had a nice tan I probably would do it.... they`re tooooooo white
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Male 724
No.
I`m not a necrophile. D:
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Male 2,788
would i become a sexy zombie as well?
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Male 2,388
a paper bag and everything would be fine.
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Male 2,313
Will wearing a condom keep me safe?
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Female 45
well what if when she down there she gets hungry.
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Male 1,718
The same question I ask myself every day but dont have the guts to answer.
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Female 42
if it were a male zombie...yes
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Female 119
would i have sex with a zombie? no

would i have sex with a zombie if i was the last "living" human being on a planet filled with hot bitey scratchy zombie men? hell yeah, a womans got needs.

all you needs a muzzle.

and a whole heap of rubbers.

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Male 10,440
urg. zombies and sex don`t mix... bleh...
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Female 59
This is probably the weirdest thing I have EVER seen
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Male 332
never
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Female 1,306
I wonder: if women were to see sexy male zombies, would we react the same way?


probably not. its kind of extremely creepy.

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Female 876
That was really badass.
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Male 62
This is a serious hypothetical? They have open weeping sores, FFS.
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Male 4,393
no.
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Male 130
I`ll admit now, i`d take that chance.
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Male 5,970
lol murry, I probably have thought about this too....my mind wonders all over the place
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Female 838
lol @ elkingo
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Female 738
I wonder: if women were to see sexy male zombies, would we react the same way?
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Male 5,620
brainnnssss... uhg erm no washhhhh!
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Female 2,672
im not even gonna lie, but like a year ago i was daydreaming, and i thought that excact thing bout the zombies and the sex
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Male 215
not sexy at all
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Female 232
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