Scientists Have Developed the Human Air Bag

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Science

And the "Help! I"ve Fallen And I Can"t Get Up" lady is now out of a job.
There are 37 comments:
Female 523
Wow... I pictured airbags made of humans o.O

Kinda different...

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Male 38
I thought it was a joke when i read the title.
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Female 86
also you`d have to fall very specifically...
on your bum, without automatically putting your arms back to try and stop your fall.

nope, no flaw in that...

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Female 192
.......wow.
this reminds me of the thing they used to have on the amanda show.
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Male 228
Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the total number of links that have ever been on I-A-B?!

IT`S OVER THIRTY-FOUR THOUSAND!!!!!!

Happy 34,000th link everybody!

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Male 2,600
So as long as you fall on your back, you should be alright. Nevermind that one is just as likely to die from splintered ribs piercing your heart and other vital organs from fall face-forward.
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Male 1,232
It`s alright. I`d buy it for 14 bucks.
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Male 778
Oh yes... I can see grandma wearing a big cushion all day long. Yep..

More like "I`m not wearing that crap!"

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Female 360
This is dumb, but I like Red5`s comment. I`d use it for a mobile pillow, and the ass cushion would be great when sitting at a baseball game! lol
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Male 57
How long before we see videos of college morons falling off of things with these on?
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Male 2,855
Thats what your hands are for, dragonshadoz
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Male 1,556
I would use it for a mobile pillow.
My LIGHTING QUICK reflexes save me, always.

Lawl.

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Male 219
CrakrJak
ever stepped out of the shower, slipped and fell back in?
Just wondering
but being on topic, who falls backwards and just stands still? At least put your hands in front of u and assume pushup position.
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Male 2,510
Should have made them out of the same stuff you make space hoppers, it would add more comic effect, like a human weeble.
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Female 254
How many people when falling placidly assume the tree position?
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Female 4,028
Have fun wearing that twenty-four-seven.
And nothing for the front? Nice.
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Male 17,512
Getting in and out of the tub and shower are when the majority of falls happen. So, What I`m wondering is.. How would you take a bath or shower with this thing on ?
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Male 5,620
Someone make a facebook cause to raise the 14 bucks to get Fancylad one of these.
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Male 2
Kinda useless if it doesent do nothing to the front.
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Male 591
Thats what lifeline was invented for! Your going to put people out of business more then just the "I fallen and cant get up" lady!
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Male 982
Fourteen bucks? poo. I`ll take five.
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Male 49
Well, this is definitely new: an airbag that only goes off _after_ you get hit...
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Female 850
Fancy needs that. He`s old.
Lulz.
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Male 2,313
I`m sure when Grandma falls down the stairs this will totally help her. As a side note, I would like to wear this around town.
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Male 1,270
haha, I was just thinking what if it didn`t work for the guy at the start...that would have been hilarious!
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Female 15,763
I could see that going off every time you sneezed.

Alice, you`re a genius. xD

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Female 5,139
Good idea if your an alcoholic...

come on everyone was thinking it.

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Male 614
Sounds like something that`d go off accidently all the time whenever you sit or lay down.
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Female 231
Oh, that`s marvelous! :D
This is the kind of thing that people can really use.
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Female 368
wht if you just sit?
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Male 1,228
Does the Airbag un-inflate after you fall? Or is it a 1-time-use?
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Male 1,228
I`d spend $14 on just the vest!
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Male 9,306
$14 to save your grandmother a head injury.

Like I usually say with this sort of thing.

YAY SCIENCE! :D

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Male 1,894
Ouch my, elbows are broken now.
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Male 1,766
Shes still in the job she falls forward in the commercial
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Male 560
lol when i read Help! I`ve Fallen And I Can`t Get Up
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Male 19,868
Link: Scientists Have Developed the Human Air Bag [Rate Link] - And the `Help! I`ve Fallen And I Can`t Get Up` lady is now out of a job.
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