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Date: 09/25/08 03:03 PM

37 Responses to Scientists Have Developed the Human Air Bag

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Link: Scientists Have Developed the Human Air Bag - And the `Help! I`ve Fallen And I Can`t Get Up` lady is now out of a job.
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    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    lol when i read Help! I`ve Fallen And I Can`t Get Up
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Shes still in the job she falls forward in the commercial
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Ouch my, elbows are broken now.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    $14 to save your grandmother a head injury.

    Like I usually say with this sort of thing.

    YAY SCIENCE! :D

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    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    I`d spend $14 on just the vest!
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    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Does the Airbag un-inflate after you fall? Or is it a 1-time-use?
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    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    wht if you just sit?
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    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Oh, that`s marvelous! :D
    This is the kind of thing that people can really use.
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    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    Sounds like something that`d go off accidently all the time whenever you sit or lay down.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Good idea if your an alcoholic...

    come on everyone was thinking it.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    I could see that going off every time you sneezed.

    Alice, you`re a genius. xD

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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    haha, I was just thinking what if it didn`t work for the guy at the start...that would have been hilarious!
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    I`m sure when Grandma falls down the stairs this will totally help her. As a side note, I would like to wear this around town.
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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    Fancy needs that. He`s old.
    Lulz.
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    Damshek Male 18-29
    49 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    Well, this is definitely new: an airbag that only goes off _after_ you get hit...
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Fourteen bucks? poo. I`ll take five.
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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    Thats what lifeline was invented for! Your going to put people out of business more then just the "I fallen and cant get up" lady!
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    PisTol_Pete Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    Kinda useless if it doesent do nothing to the front.
  20. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5468 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Someone make a facebook cause to raise the 14 bucks to get Fancylad one of these.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Getting in and out of the tub and shower are when the majority of falls happen. So, What I`m wondering is.. How would you take a bath or shower with this thing on ?
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Have fun wearing that twenty-four-seven.
    And nothing for the front? Nice.
  23. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    How many people when falling placidly assume the tree position?
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    Should have made them out of the same stuff you make space hoppers, it would add more comic effect, like a human weeble.
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    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    CrakrJak
    ever stepped out of the shower, slipped and fell back in?
    Just wondering
    but being on topic, who falls backwards and just stands still? At least put your hands in front of u and assume pushup position.
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    I would use it for a mobile pillow.
    My LIGHTING QUICK reflexes save me, always.

    Lawl.

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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    Thats what your hands are for, dragonshadoz
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    Todesauge Male 18-29
    57 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    How long before we see videos of college morons falling off of things with these on?
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    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    This is dumb, but I like Red5`s comment. I`d use it for a mobile pillow, and the ass cushion would be great when sitting at a baseball game! lol
  30. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    Oh yes... I can see grandma wearing a big cushion all day long. Yep..

    More like "I`m not wearing that crap!"

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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    September 26, 2008 at 5:02 am
    It`s alright. I`d buy it for 14 bucks.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 26, 2008 at 6:48 am
    So as long as you fall on your back, you should be alright. Nevermind that one is just as likely to die from splintered ribs piercing your heart and other vital organs from fall face-forward.
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    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 26, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    Vegeta, what does the scanner say about the total number of links that have ever been on I-A-B?!

    IT`S OVER THIRTY-FOUR THOUSAND!!!!!!

    Happy 34,000th link everybody!

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    xxclichkexx Female 13-17
    192 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 8:35 am
    .......wow.
    this reminds me of the thing they used to have on the amanda show.
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    MillyTheKidd Female 13-17
    86 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    also you`d have to fall very specifically...
    on your bum, without automatically putting your arms back to try and stop your fall.

    nope, no flaw in that...

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    NYDMT Male 13-17
    38 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:46 am
    I thought it was a joke when i read the title.
  37. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    Wow... I pictured airbags made of humans o.O

    Kinda different...

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