Pointless Platformer

Submitted by: jojobobisme 9 years ago in Games
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Just like the title says. But you KNOW you"ll play it anyway.
There are 79 comments:
Male 19
made me laugh because the burgers had bacon.
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Male 317
Bloody retarded childish internet humour, I hate it!
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Male 49
Really really fun but way too short. I want MOAR!!!
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Female 164
Now THAT is a glitch!
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Female 1,264
I give it a C for Creativity.
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Female 61
WAIT I found it!
Locust Toybox - Crayon Miracle by David Firth (Doki)
Thats what the song is.
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Female 61
Someone please find out what this song is and post.
I love it.
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Male 88
awesome music
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Male 944
This game is pointless.... =X
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Male 9
i got 75 anybody get higher
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Male 76
I got exactly 69. :\
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Female 2,064
Holy carp, it`s WeeGee! XD
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Male 2,553
fun gameeee
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Male 1,894
Final Score. You win, now go away. HAHA
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Female 2,044
i guess i won? it says go and kill urself or something like tht and then i jumped...and now it says just kidding u cant die!
and..im stuck here?
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Male 13
i got 97 and at some point near the underwater part it had on of those bits that say...
"this is your score: " but this one said...
"this is the percentage of idiot you are: "
so it gave me the impression 100 is max score but i only 97 and died which annoyed me, i thought they would have a clever way to get back up but there isnt... :(
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Male 1,468
Hmm..
It was probably a glitch when I did it.
=\
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Male 1,386
i agree. i am very hungry right now. in fact, im gonna go get something to eat :D
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Male 1,468
I`ll try to do it again and get a screenshot.
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Female 10
can you even get past the "just kidding you cant die" bit? and i got 72 burgerz :)
where can i get the background music? i want it on my ipod.
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Male 271
I love the music, and although the humor is retarded, it still somehow makes me laugh :P
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Male 1,361
Brilliant game, i loved the background music, i feel happy and warm for playing it now!

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Female 924
Kinda fun. And less pointless than some other games.
Only got 52 burgers though, then got stuck at the end.
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Male 1,557
I got stuck at the death bit at the end before I did everything! Aww.

Fun game though!

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Male 18
how did u get 89? I got 75.
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Female 2,026
wow this is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 130
I love it! Easily better than Halo3, GTA IV and Fallout 3 put together.
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Male 442
yay happy relaxing and pointless
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Male 722
I loved it, it just has an uplifting effect :)
The music is awesome too.
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Male 1,468
Umm...
I got 89.
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Female 15,763
I tried to play this again, forgetting that I couldn`t.

D:

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Male 629
Woo 75, I think.
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Male 610
words fail me
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Male 1,468
Holy poo.
I saw the PINGAS in the first place, and instantly loved it.
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Female 523
The music is painful e.o
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Male 2,125
someone needs to kick pornbot`s ass! wtf? there are kids that come here!
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Male 1,835
lul 69 burgers. sounds like a brain ejaculation + wacom tablet. i have one of those. but it`s in html/flash form i quite like it
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Male 1,835
can we just automatically ban. everyone with the name
for(i=0;i<-1;i++){ num = [i]}
`"pornbot"+ num`
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Female 10
ok those two comments below me better get deleted...
BEST GAME EVER!
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Male 42
Not you again!
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Male 25
yay 75 burgers
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Male 1,029
OK. I Won but I don`t feel like a winner.
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Male 5,970
best game ever
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Male 431
PLAYING THIS HIGH might be the second best thing ever
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Male 392
and by the way, the song is called "Crayon Miracle" by a guy named David Firth (aka Doki). It`s on the newgrounds audio portal.

You can download it here

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Male 392
I submitted this literally 2 months ago and it just got submitted... oh well at least it was under my name :)
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Female 602
I love the pointlessness of it.
*hopes for a second part*

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Female 662
73. Really fun game.
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Female 27
oddly entertaining, i`m not even sure why i liked it
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Male 602
Does anyone know the name of that song? It`s pretty damn cool.
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Male 2,160
actually wasnt bad...amazing
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Female 1,690
weeeeeeheeheeheeeeee!!! hembergerzzz XD
The music makes me happy :D
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Female 4,197
Am I sad cause I liked that?
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Male 145
that was actually very entertaining
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Female 4,028
Haha! That was cute.
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Male 76
I got 86...
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Female 687
I can`t believe I played that for so long.
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Male 949
Lol. Pretty funny.
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Male 776
70, ahh well i had fun so scores dont matter
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Male 1,204
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i wont play it cause i cant turn the sound off."

can`t u just turn your speakers... off?

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Male 11
That was actually kind of clever... I liked it... Almost as much as I like elipsis...
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Male 2,788
75=highest score
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Male 4,680
75. Max score I believe.

This game is great though, I`d love to see a console version of this (obviously with longer levels etc.) for some reason.

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Male 1,078
75. I win.
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Male 506
74, you guys suck
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Female 15,763
Awww... I can`t play.

:(

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Female 195
...Even though it was pointless..
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Female 195
69. Woot.
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Female 80
I liked it.
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Male 211
the music was alright at first... but got annoying
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Male 541
Don`t read this too late now you must repost this 5 times in the next hour or a clown killer will be under your bed tonight!!! I didn`t start this!!!
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Male 177
where`s my knife i feel the urge!!!
mind numbed!!
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Female 30
actually pretty fun
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Female 1,287
`Just kidding, you can`t die. xD`
I hate you.
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Male 7,933
final score 69
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Male 3,301
I refuse.
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Female 1,287
Yes, I will play it.
*plays*
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Male 559
i wont play it cause i cant turn the sound off.
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Male 392
Link: Pointless Platformer [Rate Link] - Just like the title says. But you KNOW you`ll play it anyway.
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