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Category: Games
Date: 09/27/08 03:26 PM

80 Responses to Pointless Platformer

  1. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 11:24 am
    Link: Pointless Platformer - Just like the title says. But you KNOW you`ll play it anyway.
  2. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    i wont play it cause i cant turn the sound off.
  3. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Yes, I will play it.
    *plays*
  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    I refuse.
  5. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    final score 69
  6. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    `Just kidding, you can`t die. xD`
    I hate you.
  7. Profile photo of bleedinghart
    bleedinghart Female 13-17
    30 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    actually pretty fun
  8. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    where`s my knife i feel the urge!!!
    mind numbed!!
  9. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Don`t read this too late now you must repost this 5 times in the next hour or a clown killer will be under your bed tonight!!! I didn`t start this!!!
  10. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    the music was alright at first... but got annoying
  11. Profile photo of maverybones
    maverybones Female 18-29
    81 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    I liked it.
  12. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    69. Woot.
  13. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    ...Even though it was pointless..
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Awww... I can`t play.

    :(

  15. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    74, you guys suck
  16. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    75. I win.
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    75. Max score I believe.

    This game is great though, I`d love to see a console version of this (obviously with longer levels etc.) for some reason.

  18. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    submitted this like a month ago, never got a repost email, but i dont care. remembered how much i love it and i love the music
  19. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    75=highest score
  20. Profile photo of WyteBoi
    WyteBoi Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    That was actually kind of clever... I liked it... Almost as much as I like elipsis...
  21. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    "
    i wont play it cause i cant turn the sound off."

    can`t u just turn your speakers... off?

  22. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    70, ahh well i had fun so scores dont matter
  23. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Lol. Pretty funny.
  24. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    I can`t believe I played that for so long.
  25. Profile photo of yblusky
    yblusky Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    I got 86...
  26. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    Haha! That was cute.
  27. Profile photo of Burnt_Toast
    Burnt_Toast Male 13-17
    145 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    that was actually very entertaining
  28. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    Am I sad cause I liked that?
  29. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    weeeeeeheeheeheeeeee!!! hembergerzzz XD
    The music makes me happy :D
  30. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    actually wasnt bad...amazing
  31. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    Does anyone know the name of that song? It`s pretty damn cool.
  32. Profile photo of maehara
    maehara Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    oddly entertaining, i`m not even sure why i liked it
  33. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    73. Really fun game.
  34. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    I love the pointlessness of it.
    *hopes for a second part*

  35. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    I submitted this literally 2 months ago and it just got submitted... oh well at least it was under my name :)
  36. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    and by the way, the song is called "Crayon Miracle" by a guy named David Firth (aka Doki). It`s on the newgrounds audio portal.

    You can download it here

  37. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    PLAYING THIS HIGH might be the second best thing ever
  38. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    best game ever
  39. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    OK. I Won but I don`t feel like a winner.
  40. Profile photo of Matno
    Matno Male 13-17
    25 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    yay 75 burgers
  41. Profile photo of gecko_77
    gecko_77 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Not you again!
  42. Profile photo of geeky_grl_x
    geeky_grl_x Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    ok those two comments below me better get deleted...
    BEST GAME EVER!
  43. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    can we just automatically ban. everyone with the name
    for(i=0;i<-1;i++){ num = }
    `"pornbot"+ num`
  44. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    lul 69 burgers. sounds like a brain ejaculation + wacom tablet. i have one of those. but it`s in html/flash form i quite like it
  45. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    someone needs to kick pornbot`s ass! wtf? there are kids that come here!
  46. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    The music is painful e.o
  47. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Holy poo.
    I saw the PINGAS in the first place, and instantly loved it.
  48. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    words fail me
  49. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    Woo 75, I think.
  50. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:18 am
    I tried to play this again, forgetting that I couldn`t.

    D:

  51. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 12:19 am
    Umm...
    I got 89.
  52. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    725 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 1:11 am
    I loved it, it just has an uplifting effect :)
    The music is awesome too.
  53. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 1:13 am
    yay happy relaxing and pointless
  54. Profile photo of CrazyD101
    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:11 am
    I love it! Easily better than Halo3, GTA IV and Fallout 3 put together.
  55. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:15 am
    wow this is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of CHR0N0S
    CHR0N0S Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:17 am
    how did u get 89? I got 75.
  57. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 2:25 am
    I got stuck at the death bit at the end before I did everything! Aww.

    Fun game though!

  58. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 4:35 am
    Kinda fun. And less pointless than some other games.
    Only got 52 burgers though, then got stuck at the end.
  59. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 7:53 am
    Brilliant game, i loved the background music, i feel happy and warm for playing it now!

  60. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 8:34 am
    I love the music, and although the humor is retarded, it still somehow makes me laugh :P
  61. Profile photo of geeky_grl_x
    geeky_grl_x Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 9:28 am
    can you even get past the "just kidding you cant die" bit? and i got 72 burgerz :)
    where can i get the background music? i want it on my ipod.
  62. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:08 am
    I`ll try to do it again and get a screenshot.
  63. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:09 am
    i agree. i am very hungry right now. in fact, im gonna go get something to eat :D
  64. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 11:15 am
    Hmm..
    It was probably a glitch when I did it.
    =\
  65. Profile photo of scrum-josh
    scrum-josh Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    i got 97 and at some point near the underwater part it had on of those bits that say...
    "this is your score: " but this one said...
    "this is the percentage of idiot you are: "
    so it gave me the impression 100 is max score but i only 97 and died which annoyed me, i thought they would have a clever way to get back up but there isnt... :(
  66. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    September 28, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    i guess i won? it says go and kill urself or something like tht and then i jumped...and now it says just kidding u cant die!
    and..im stuck here?
  67. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 8:16 am
    Final Score. You win, now go away. HAHA
  68. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 8:43 am
    fun gameeee
  69. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Holy carp, it`s WeeGee! XD
  70. Profile photo of Mahsugina
    Mahsugina Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    I got exactly 69. :\
  71. Profile photo of Sonicdemon
    Sonicdemon Male 18-29
    9 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 12:49 am
    i got 75 anybody get higher
  72. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 9:11 am
    This game is pointless.... =X
  73. Profile photo of grassclip
    grassclip Male 18-29
    88 posts
    October 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    awesome music
  74. Profile photo of Thrash
    Thrash Female 13-17
    61 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Someone please find out what this song is and post.
    I love it.
  75. Profile photo of Thrash
    Thrash Female 13-17
    61 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    WAIT I found it!
    Locust Toybox - Crayon Miracle by David Firth (Doki)
    Thats what the song is.
  76. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    October 4, 2008 at 5:30 am
    I give it a C for Creativity.
  77. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    October 12, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    Now THAT is a glitch!
  78. Profile photo of TheGrinch
    TheGrinch Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    Really really fun but way too short. I want MOAR!!!
  79. Profile photo of Grumpdock
    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    December 13, 2008 at 6:06 am
    Bloody retarded childish internet humour, I hate it!
  80. Profile photo of sekido
    sekido Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:58 am
    made me laugh because the burgers had bacon.

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