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Date: 09/22/08 10:33 AM

26 Responses to Panda Demands Abortion

  1. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 21, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    Link: Panda Demands Abortion - She`s young. She`s confused. And she`s a panda.
  2. Profile photo of Siznal
    Siznal Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 10:38 am
    I love onion news.. their hilarious.
  3. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 10:40 am
    just had to be onion xD
  4. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 10:42 am
    *Red light flashes, siren sounds. Tannoy crackles into life: "Warning, warning, Grammar Nazis incoming"*
  5. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 10:56 am
    <Hits Davymid with the butt of his own gun>

    If you`re talking about Siznal... oh.. Yah i see it.

    <Hits Siznal with the butt of Davymid`s gun>

  6. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 11:43 am
    How are you supposed to comment on a fake news video? It`s not like you can make fun of people. All people can say is "lol" or "oh i love/hate the onion!"

    ..Oh wait this was a comment. Nevermind.

  7. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    god jorb wif de punuctumation off yor scentance regairdinng teh speelin naziz

    gotta love the onion, the scrolling news was(as always) brilliant

  8. Profile photo of Monimoney
    Monimoney Female 13-17
    61 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    Ok I`m stupid... thought it was real... stupid onion...always trickin me...
  9. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    Haha this was funny.

    I love pandas. It`s my nickname, actually.

    AmandaPanda

  10. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    ROFL

    emo panda.

  11. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    "shes young, shes confused, and shes a panda"
    lolz
  12. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    ONION FTW!!!!
  13. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Panda-monium.
  14. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    oh god...the fact that i`m wearing my panda hat right now makes this all weirder.
  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Haha, oh man, if we do establish some form of higher communication with animals, and this happens...

    It`ll be like Roe vs Wade all over again.

  16. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    lulz. the onion always makes me happy
  17. Profile photo of rasputin3x
    rasputin3x Male 18-29
    80 posts
    September 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    I wish you could keep pandas as pets
  18. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 12:23 am
    Ok, I want a poll:

    How many of you thought it was real, and for how long (in quarter increments)

    Me - 3/4

  19. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 2:48 am
    That was kind of funny, yet kind of sad...
  20. Profile photo of NYDMT
    NYDMT Male 13-17
    38 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 5:12 am
    I knew this was bullpoo when i saw translations lmfao
  21. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Ha yeah I too knew it was panda poo when I heard the "translations"
  22. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Ok, so this was a joke right?
    How is this even remotely funny if you already know it`s not real? How is this entertaining? It`s a suicidal panda?!?!
  23. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 23, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    XD ONION I LOVE YOU
  24. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 24, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    ummmmm wtf???
  25. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:11 am
    Okay...
  26. Profile photo of Danas2
    Danas2 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Wtf..

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