Oprah Vs. Over 9000 Penises

Submitted by: YinYang78 8 years ago Funny

OVER 9000 PENISES!!!!!! That must be one weird looking fellow.
There are 122 comments:
Female 175
i watched the balloon boy vid LOLZlawlz!
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Female 1,199
lol I wish I could see this.
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Male 264
that show horrible

hard to watch

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Male 2,553
ROFLOLOLMAO
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Male 1,003
I hate Oprah. She`s so rich.
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Male 1,089
i heard somewhere she makes like $1200 a minute.
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Male 592
how, you may ask?

one word: "Snuke"

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Female 744
Also,

BABYF.UCK! BABYF.UCK! IT`S AWWWWWWRRIGHT!

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Male 612
www.rapedate.com....or maybe .net
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Female 744
Oh lawd. I had to go back and watch it again, and again. That`s pretty epic, not gunna lie.
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Male 848
That was a bit awkward. She almost laughed.
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Male 1,204
"what`s up next, a bush joke or a team fortress 2 joke?"

NOM NOM NOM
SANDVICH GOOD

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Male 12
Known pedophile network huh?
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Male 162
Does not forgive dones not forget?
Sounds like 4chan anonymous.
Over 9000?
Sounds like 4chan anonymous.
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Female 360
Wow... just wow... How could she fall for that? Srsly!
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Male 254
Oprah is the big tittied wife of the anti christ!!!!
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Male 134
"That`s over NINE THOUUSAAAAND!"
You`d be lying if you tried to tell me you weren`t thinking that...

Oprah got trolled.
Seriously... Haha.

x.

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Male 712
They`ve got a systematic way of targeting kids?

I have a systematic way of targeting them.

Mr. Pedophile, meet Mr. 9mm Hydrashok.

Hand those 9000 Penises over to me, I`ll make sure no kids ever get targeted. If anyone wants to trade pics or video of that...I`m sure Law Enforcement won`t mind

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Female 667
HA! Like Oprah cares!
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Male 18
Doesn`t forgive and doesn`t forget, eh? Sounds like another Scientologist plot to discredit Anonymous. Or something.
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Male 1,162
lock up those children, the penises are everywhere
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Male 140
Look under your chairs.
You all get penises!
You get a penis, and you get a penis, penises for everybody!!!
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Male 5,194
Think Oprah is doing this to get ratings? It`s a quote off a message board (and an obvious piss-take) but anybody could find obnoxious comments on a message board...
or a bathroom wall for that matter...
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Male 182
ha ha ha ha, i totally read PENNIES and was like what the drat? penises? oh lordy.
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Male 59
I wonder...does anyone know the `over 9000` joke?
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Male 882
STFU oprah!!! im tired of her poo. she swears she is drating god or something.
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Female 56
Ah, man. I didn`t have my glasses on and thought this was about PENNIES.
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Female 187
omg, that was a scary comment, was that guy the devil?
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Female 182
"i hate oprah, that bitch wont let sarah palin on her show. shes a racist"
....BAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 95
PENISES UNITE!!!
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Male 5
i hate oprah, that bitch wont let sarah palin on her show. shes a racist
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Male 180
your right urban, you look so much better with your 30 inch forehead.
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Male 367
This just makes me want to go to 4chan and actually see whats going on, I bet its hilarious over there... Aside from the cp and stuff...
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Female 264
wow.. that actually sounded scary!
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Male 1
Great. Now mothers all over America will deprive their kids of the wonder that is the Internet.
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Male 4,867
oprah could take 9000 penises

not in a sexual way (or could she?)

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Male 2,592
9000 organized penises... this conjures up visions of pink floyd`s marching hammers.. only the hammers are big veiny triumphant penises.
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Male 1,765
-Oprah! What do the message board say about their penis levels?
-THEY`RE OVER 9000!!!!!!!
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Male 474
"They`re ORGANIZED."

Anonymous 1: Okay Anonymous 7563, give the kid to 7564...

Anonymous 7563: No! He`s mine! MINE!

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Male 119
I thought this was going to be about me, because I do infact have 9000 penises
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Female 1,228
Is it just me, or is sexual abuse getting worse?
Or are we just doing f*ck all?
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Male 695
``Oprah, what does the scanner say about their penis level?``
``IT`S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!!``
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Male 338
IT`S OVER 8000!!!!!1!!11!one

Oh, sorry, I was doin` it wrong.
Lawl...Int3rn3tz0r m3m3s.

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Male 1,835
anon strikes agayn.

....DUDE! that should be a class in WoW
either Anon or /b/tard

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Male 273
way to go Anonymous!

i roflmao`ed.

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Male 2,486
"
thats not funny, i seen the show, the stuff they do is horrible
they rape 5 month old babies, they are drating disgusting pedophiles"

Might want to change your name to d0wnsyndrome.

You have NO idea what your talking about.

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Female 1,008
LMAO!
Way to go, Anonymous. Scaring Oprah. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
XD
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Female 687
That.
Is so horrible.
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Male 5,970
ha, i bet it was anonymous
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Male 23
Stupid bitch should learn to google
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Female 59
thats not funny, i seen the show, the stuff they do is horrible
they rape 5 month old babies, they are drating disgusting pedophiles
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Male 162
"We don`t forgive we don`t forget" thats a famous anonymous quote

This is obviously a prank done by anonymous

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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Male 158
i think she was supposed to say penises and not members. That guy who wrote it.
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Male 1,361
i thought this was going to be about some man with a genetic mutation who came on the oprah show...
that would have been a very interesting episode.

same here, intesting is the biggest understatement EVAR in that case

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Female 1,269
Female 1,269
dbz...*resisting*
GAH!
OVER 9000!!!!
*sigh*
ok im good
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Female 61
Yeah I thought that too Smartbomb...
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Female 432
Aw, I submitted this as well.
Anyways, this cracks me up. I guess Oprah doesn`t go on the internets very much...
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Male 1,220
i thought this was going to be about some man with a genetic mutation who came on the oprah show...

that would have been a very interesting episode.

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Male 4,393
anonymous????
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Male 2,586
9000?! That`s got to be a severe underestimation! - There`s gotta be that many in just one State`s-worth of Catholic priests!
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Male 1,556
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS!

"WHAT`S THE POWER LEVEL"
*crushes Scout visor* "ITS OVER 9000!!!1111!!"

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Male 4,680
First they hack into Sarah Palin`s email account, then they appear on Oprah... Oh anonymous, what will you think up next.
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Female 288
i love dbz!!! ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 955
ITS OVER 9000!!!
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Male 40
because the group has over 9000 penises...not that guy
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Female 1,441
Anonymous are pedophiles now?
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Male 205
9000 penises? What`s that about female teachers having sex with pupils? Oprah you bitch :(
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Male 1,114
I thought anonymous too

What with the whole do not forgive, do not forget thing

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Male 413
righteo
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Male 231
Who doesn`t have 9,000 penises?
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Male 130
xD

Obviously Anonymous prank.

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Male 5,620
I would think that there is more than 9k pedophiles in the US as much as it comes up in the media.
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Female 4,376

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Male 493
Over 9000? Are you sure she`s not doing it for the lulz? Inside joking us interweb nerds?
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Male 3,412
"This was a joke posted from a /b/tard over on 4chan. Duh. Shows how out of it Oprah is."

Show how out of it I am... Until I read the posts, and watched the DBZ video, I too thought this was real.

And keaton, they never said how many penises were attached to how many men. She just says the group says they have 9000 penises.
If I say I have 9000 apples, how many are in my fridge, on my trees, in my house.. etc.

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Male 679
I don`t get it. She says "his group has over 9000 penises". Where does the "a single man with 9000 penises" idea come from??
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Female 785
LULZ
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Male 1,526
every tv/news show must have an internet meme expert present at ALL times
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Male 772
So Vegeta managed to convince young people to convert their power levels to rape?
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Male 126
Awesome, simply Awesome.
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Male 2,510
I confess, i am the man with 9000 penises,sitting down is indeed very uncomfortable.
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Female 1,264
"Vageta! What does the scanner say about his power level"
"Its OVER 9000!!!"
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Male 59
BWAHAHAHA
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Male 2,788
i`ve got plenty of those
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Male 1,468
WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!
THERES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!
CAN IIITTTT???!!!
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Male 534
wow dude a michael jackson boy-lust joke

what`s up next, a bush joke or a team fortress 2 joke?

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Male 2,788
subs,


you suck harder than michael jackson in a boys only daycare center


Ooooooh

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Male 2,788
nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NINETHOUSAND PENISES RAPING CHILDEREN?

holy drating pooballs.

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Male 5,194
This looks like a job for - CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

This was a joke posted from a /b/tard over on 4chan. Duh. Shows how out of it Oprah is.

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Male 615
Oh, wow. THAT is a mis-titled link. I was trying to figure out how that got on IAB XD

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Male 416
WHAT!? OVER 9000!?
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Male 740
kthanxbai says an ugly nerd
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Female 15,763
....

Ah... ahh...

My god this medicine is TOTALLY kicking in. o_O

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Male 3,301
"Man, I keep seeing "Oprah" out of the corner out of my eye and thinking it`s "Opie".

OPIEWATCHOUT!!!!!!1"

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Female 15,763
Man, I keep seeing "Oprah" out of the corner out of my eye and thinking it`s "Opie".

I feel schizo or something. o_O

...Maybe that`s the night time nasal decongestant medicine kicking in...

And Subs, it`s funny because Oprah misunderstood what she read. It was a joke from this internet group on a forum.

It`s funny because it makes Oprah look stupid, not because children are getting hurt.

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Male 534
chris1337 is hardcore to the max
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Male 180
hey subs, no one cares. kthx bai femenist bit... nvm
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Female 65
this is completley innapropriate.....do u guys not take child sexual assault serious???u post it on a drating i a b site...u guys are drating sick this is not humour this is torture and its happening right under our noses because ignorant drats like u think its funny
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Male 3,301
Well then, all we need is OVER 9000 VAGINAS!!!!

Cmon people, lets all here at IAB send in our vaginas to Oprah`s doorstep.

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Male 7
Wow, the researchers really didn`t check THAT story out very well.

"Vegeta, what`s the scouter say about his @$&!?"
"It`s OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!"

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Female 15,763
Oh my god, Oprah makes people SO paranoid! D:

The more I see her directly correlates with my hatred.

...Sorry Oprah fans. >_>

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Male 740
over 9000?

OLD MEME

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Male 61
There`s just no way anybody can protect their kids from NINE THOUSAND PENISES!!!
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Female 1,070
major lulz @ teph2112`s comment xD

and @ unreedemed, i don`t know what the ytmnd link was for, and im not going to install a plug-in to find out

people just go to dilldog`s youtube link =P

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Female 1,690
wow, haha!
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Male 3,301
It`s simply astounding that the FBI hasn`t shut down 4chan yet.
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Male 216
i lol`d
so
drating
hard
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Male 534
i hate 4chan and this entire warped `anonymous` idea to death
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Male 543
woah
major massive gigantor inside joke LMAO

http://over9000.ytmnd.com/

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Male 650
LMAO

We do not forgive. We do not forget. We have over 9000 rickrolling mudkip penises, and all ur children r belong 2 us. Pedobear approves.

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Male 533
Yeah that`s it. I`m not 4chan regular, but I go enough to get this. I`m still laughing. I love her hand motions too.
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Female 1,070
woomanfoo, rules 1 and 2 >.>"

but yes, inside joke ftw lol

this made me laugh SO hard xD

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Male 533
I know there will be tons of people scared by this. I know they won`t read this comment, but I`m going to go ahead and say that the post on her message board was a member from 4chan making a JOKE! A tasteless, funny, tasteless joke. "Never forgive. Never forget" is the non-existent hacker group Anonymous` motto or code of "ethics" or whatever. This was a post to see if it would go on the air, and now some dude is snickering with his virtual buddies on 4chans /b/ board right now.
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Female 785
No one is safe from the over 9000 penises of the interweb, not even oprah.
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Female 195
Just can`t trust anyone these days.
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Male 211
isnt he trying to say that there are over 9000 men in that service thing?
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Male 1,853
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Male 629
Inside joke ftw?
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Male 1,825
if they can crawl then they`re in the right position.
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Male 876
Link: Oprah Vs. Over 9000 Penises [Rate Link] - OVER 9000 PENISES!!!!!! That must be one weird looking fellow.
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