Masturbation 101 at the University of Michigan

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Mind your step if you live in the dorms at the University of Michigan.
There are 37 comments:
Female 357
Actually, Purdue University has been having problems last year with guys riding elevators and masturbating on them while going to each floor. Also, they`ve been going to tanning salons and such.

Currently we have this guy named the "butt bandit" who lubes up his butt and gives windows in West Lafayette butt/penis prints.

Hell yes I love Purdue. XD

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Female 357
You tell em U of M
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Male 211
how would semen clog the pipes anyway more than shampoo
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Male 4,012
Apparently you can`t wank in your own apartment either (if you live co-ed):
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Female 312
... Lame.
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Male 1,835
back corner of the library? how do i get into this school of yours
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Male 174
See, that`s why I love UGA. I can masturbate anywhere I want! The shower, bathrooms, back corner of the library, anywhere.
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Male 178
njs SHHHHHHH man
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Male 60
figures its from michigan.

GO BUCKEYES!

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Male 91
"And what about females? Can they masturbate in the showers? It won`t clog the pipes. Unless they`re sick..."
Goog job, I spit Monster all over my moniter.
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Male 169
sadly this is a realy good point
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Female 34
hehehe i actually am like right by the U of M hahahaha
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Female 443
there was a sign similar to this in our dorms - and it was real - it simple asked that one insure the drain/walls were clean before you left the shower ... I can`t remember the exact wording but it was quite clever ... the janitorial staff had apparently had enough of cleaning up after the men.
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Female 3
what the..
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Male 2,553
LOL so what was this? a prank? or a rival uni?
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Female 1,441
U of M is our home university. This made me laugh SO hard.
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Male 205
This is years old and has been reproduced about every university going.
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Female 929
:D Lol what kind of person would put that up!

"Also, no spitting on the grass as it bleaches it. No sneezing in the library incase you damage the stonework"

<facepalm>

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Male 413
DONT TELL ME WHERE AND WHERE I CANT MASTURBATE!!!
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Female 1,496
Yes it`s fake you drating half wits!
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Female 744
I`ll masturbate wherever I please, thank you very much!

Also, I can`t see how semen would affect the pipes any more than shampoo or something.

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Female 375
hmmm..thats really weird. lol.
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Female 2,084
omg. i hope this is fake. that is sad.
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Female 15,763
HAHA, lol`d @ Painter.

And I was hoping some weird masturbation course was being taught somewhere... that`d be more interesting.

:[

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Female 687
Wow...
o.o
interesting?
So, the last sentence is just a "friendly suggestion" right?
Cause you know. Live above the influence. xD

And painter, how`d you know that? o.0

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Male 1,365
What`s even weirder is this sign is posted in the womens dorms.
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Male 772
Looks really fake, but I would pay to go up and snap a picture of it if it were real.
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Male 1,254
IT`S 12:06 (EST)...

AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!

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Female 283
xDD Man, glad I don`t go there
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Male 891
ok, i have to go drive up there this weekend now to see if this is for real. it`s only like 45 minutes away.

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Male 904
wth? lol
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Male 907
I LOL`D. HARD.

It is real, right?

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Male 11,739
Wow. That`s really all I can say.
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Male 2,313
And what about females? Can they masturbate in the showers? It won`t clog the pipes. Unless they`re sick...
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Male 2,313
Although I doubt semen related issues cost thousands of dollars.
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Male 2,313
Damn, who wants to go there?
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Male 20,830
Link: Masturbation 101 at the University of Michigan [Rate Link] - Mind your step if you live in the dorms at the University of Michigan.
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