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Date: 09/10/08 08:46 PM

37 Responses to Masturbation 101 at the University of Michigan

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 10, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    Link: Masturbation 101 at the University of Michigan - Mind your step if you live in the dorms at the University of Michigan.
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    Damn, who wants to go there?
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    Although I doubt semen related issues cost thousands of dollars.
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    And what about females? Can they masturbate in the showers? It won`t clog the pipes. Unless they`re sick...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    Wow. That`s really all I can say.
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    I LOL`D. HARD.

    It is real, right?

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    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    wth? lol
  8. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    ok, i have to go drive up there this weekend now to see if this is for real. it`s only like 45 minutes away.

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    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    xDD Man, glad I don`t go there
  10. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    IT`S 12:06 (EST)...

    AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!

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    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Looks really fake, but I would pay to go up and snap a picture of it if it were real.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    What`s even weirder is this sign is posted in the womens dorms.
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    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    Wow...
    o.o
    interesting?
    So, the last sentence is just a "friendly suggestion" right?
    Cause you know. Live above the influence. xD

    And painter, how`d you know that? o.0

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    HAHA, lol`d @ Painter.

    And I was hoping some weird masturbation course was being taught somewhere... that`d be more interesting.

    :[

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    omg. i hope this is fake. that is sad.
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    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    hmmm..thats really weird. lol.
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 1:02 am
    I`ll masturbate wherever I please, thank you very much!

    Also, I can`t see how semen would affect the pipes any more than shampoo or something.

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 2:15 am
    Yes it`s fake you drating half wits!
  19. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 2:50 am
    DONT TELL ME WHERE AND WHERE I CANT MASTURBATE!!!
  20. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 4:59 am
    :D Lol what kind of person would put that up!

    "Also, no spitting on the grass as it bleaches it. No sneezing in the library incase you damage the stonework"

    <facepalm>

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    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 5:43 am
    This is years old and has been reproduced about every university going.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 6:23 am
    U of M is our home university. This made me laugh SO hard.
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    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 7:02 am
    LOL so what was this? a prank? or a rival uni?
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    inafets Female 13-17
    3 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 7:02 am
    what the..
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    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 8:33 am
    there was a sign similar to this in our dorms - and it was real - it simple asked that one insure the drain/walls were clean before you left the shower ... I can`t remember the exact wording but it was quite clever ... the janitorial staff had apparently had enough of cleaning up after the men.
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    khendri3 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 8:49 am
    hehehe i actually am like right by the U of M hahahaha
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    manicwhite Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 8:54 am
    sadly this is a realy good point
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    matsch888 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    "And what about females? Can they masturbate in the showers? It won`t clog the pipes. Unless they`re sick..."
    Goog job, I spit Monster all over my moniter.
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    njs52595 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    figures its from michigan.

    GO BUCKEYES!

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    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    njs SHHHHHHH man
  31. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    See, that`s why I love UGA. I can masturbate anywhere I want! The shower, bathrooms, back corner of the library, anywhere.
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    back corner of the library? how do i get into this school of yours
  33. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    ... Lame.
  34. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 5:36 am
    Apparently you can`t wank in your own apartment either (if you live co-ed):
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    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 6:05 am
    how would semen clog the pipes anyway more than shampoo
  36. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 8:31 am
    You tell em U of M
  37. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 8:33 am
    Actually, Purdue University has been having problems last year with guys riding elevators and masturbating on them while going to each floor. Also, they`ve been going to tanning salons and such.

    Currently we have this guy named the "butt bandit" who lubes up his butt and gives windows in West Lafayette butt/penis prints.

    Hell yes I love Purdue. XD

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