Malaysian Man Gets Nut Stuck On Penis

Submitted by: Tekno 8 years ago Weird
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831/od_afp/malaysiasexoffbeat;_ylt=AvispKIHvMqRJkkNElXMybGs0NUE

If you go into an airport door sideways, you"re going to Bangkok.
There are 34 comments:
Male 2,553
lololollololo
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Male 541
haha confusing...do they know how many different kinds of nuts there are?!
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Female 53
oh my god HAHAHA
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Male 506
rofl.

Those crazy asians would do anything to enlarge their penis...

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Male 882
oh. a nut. like to a screw. oh. still f*cked.
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Female 15,763
OH, THE MECHANICAL KIND!

At first I thought it meant one of HIS nuts.

Then I thought it meant a peanut!

That was awfully confusing.

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Female 505
I read this on Snopes yesterday.
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Male 679
OH, they mean a metal nut that screws onto a bolt. I had to read it two times through to figure out what they were talking about.
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Male 904
wait a minute! penis...penis goes to nut...nut weight down and make penis bigger? BIZARRO ARE TEH WINNR!
lol. not so smart guy...
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Female 111
ha, so actually he lost most wang than he gained? lmao...
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Female 1,212
"BANGKOK IS NOT IN FREAKIN MALAYSIA!!"

No sh*t sherlock. It`s a play on words. Y`know, if a guy goes through an airport door sideways, he`s going to bang c*ck.

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Male 5,970
wwwwoooowwww
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Female 370
wow. I haven`t laughed this hard in a really, really long time.
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Male 292
lol XD

What an idiot...

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Male 1,718
deserves it if he uses a nut.
I hope not Brazillian nut.

or walnut

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Male 342
BANGKOK IS NOT IN FREAKIN MALAYSIA!!!

No really, it`s like making a Toronto joke about an American moron.

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Female 116
Oh, THAT kind of nut. I was like... what the hell, at first.
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Male 2,199
lol i had to re-read the first couple of lines like 10 times before i figure out what kind of nut he got stuck on there...
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Female 1,832
Poor guy.
Stupid article.
Nuff said.
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Male 626
What davy said, i couldn`t of put it better...
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Male 1,220
isn`t every guy`s nuts stuck to his penis? unless im different.....
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Male 668
teehee. penis. large. erection.
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Female 61
Oh Fluffee was talking about this too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxBmOqvxS...

Hmm... must have been fun...

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Male 117
lol, Bangkok Dangerous ad at the top.

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Male 55
Uh, O_O.
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Female 306
yowz - are copying me with that picture? Huh? Not cool.

Mayyyyyyyyyybe. :-P

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Female 5,139
urgh D: .... D:

-giggles- an operation to make his penis larger... :D

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Male 1,244
yowz - are copying me with that picture? Huh? Not cool.
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Male 12,138
What a nut. His wife would have made a bolt for it as soon as he mentioned a screw. Washer thinking, buddy?

OK, I`ll shut up now.

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Male 45
hospital is going to discharge him? anyone else get that? (penis joke)
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Male 2,593
umm, ok... I guess size does matter...
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Female 306
fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
1004 Posts Tuesday, September 2, 2008 9:06:40 AM
I had to read the story three times before I figured out what "nut" they were referring to.


I had to read your post before figuring it out. I just kept thinking. How does that happen? :-/

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Male 19,854
I had to read the story three times before I figured out what "nut" they were referring to.
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Female 1,212
Link: Malaysian Man Gets Nut Stuck On Penis [Rate Link] - If you go into an airport door sideways, you`re going to Bangkok.
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