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Date: 09/02/08 11:45 AM

34 Responses to Malaysian Man Gets Nut Stuck On Penis

  1. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Link: Malaysian Man Gets Nut Stuck On Penis - If you go into an airport door sideways, you`re going to Bangkok.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 9:06 am
    I had to read the story three times before I figured out what "nut" they were referring to.
  3. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 11:52 am
    fancylad
    Male, 30-39, Western US
    1004 Posts Tuesday, September 2, 2008 9:06:40 AM
    I had to read the story three times before I figured out what "nut" they were referring to.


    I had to read your post before figuring it out. I just kept thinking. How does that happen? :-/

  4. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 11:52 am
    umm, ok... I guess size does matter...
  5. Profile photo of stephenn91
    stephenn91 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 11:54 am
    hospital is going to discharge him? anyone else get that? (penis joke)
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    What a nut. His wife would have made a bolt for it as soon as he mentioned a screw. Washer thinking, buddy?

    OK, I`ll shut up now.

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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    yowz - are copying me with that picture? Huh? Not cool.
  8. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    urgh D: .... D:

    -giggles- an operation to make his penis larger... :D

  9. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    yowz - are copying me with that picture? Huh? Not cool.

    Mayyyyyyyyyybe. :-P

  10. Profile photo of lolkylewtf
    lolkylewtf Male 13-17
    55 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    Uh, O_O.
  11. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    lol, Bangkok Dangerous ad at the top.

  12. Profile photo of Monimoney
    Monimoney Female 13-17
    61 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    Oh Fluffee was talking about this too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxBmOqvxS...

    Hmm... must have been fun...

  13. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    teehee. penis. large. erection.
  14. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    isn`t every guy`s nuts stuck to his penis? unless im different.....
  15. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    What davy said, i couldn`t of put it better...
  16. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    Poor guy.
    Stupid article.
    Nuff said.
  17. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    lol i had to re-read the first couple of lines like 10 times before i figure out what kind of nut he got stuck on there...
  18. Profile photo of Chamerion
    Chamerion Female 13-17
    116 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Oh, THAT kind of nut. I was like... what the hell, at first.
  19. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    BANGKOK IS NOT IN FREAKIN MALAYSIA!!!

    No really, it`s like making a Toronto joke about an American moron.

  20. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    deserves it if he uses a nut.
    I hope not Brazillian nut.

    or walnut

  21. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    lol XD

    What an idiot...

  22. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    wow. I haven`t laughed this hard in a really, really long time.
  23. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    wwwwoooowwww
  24. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    "BANGKOK IS NOT IN FREAKIN MALAYSIA!!"

    No sh*t sherlock. It`s a play on words. Y`know, if a guy goes through an airport door sideways, he`s going to bang c*ck.

  25. Profile photo of lacydeshae
    lacydeshae Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    ha, so actually he lost most wang than he gained? lmao...
  26. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    wait a minute! penis...penis goes to nut...nut weight down and make penis bigger? BIZARRO ARE TEH WINNR!
    lol. not so smart guy...
  27. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    OH, they mean a metal nut that screws onto a bolt. I had to read it two times through to figure out what they were talking about.
  28. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    I read this on Snopes yesterday.
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    OH, THE MECHANICAL KIND!

    At first I thought it meant one of HIS nuts.

    Then I thought it meant a peanut!

    That was awfully confusing.

  30. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    oh. a nut. like to a screw. oh. still f*cked.
  31. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    rofl.

    Those crazy asians would do anything to enlarge their penis...

  32. Profile photo of Mistinguett
    Mistinguett Female 18-29
    53 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 5:06 am
    oh my god HAHAHA
  33. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 8:54 am
    haha confusing...do they know how many different kinds of nuts there are?!
  34. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    September 3, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    lololollololo

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