I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Submitted by: ichamps 9 years ago in Funny

Some pastor reacts to one-hit wonder Katy Perry"s gimmicky song via a sign in front of his church.
There are 154 comments:
Male 105
does that count for guys?? crap..im goin to hell..aaagain..
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Female 134
oh and freakin palin`s church holds a program called "Pray Away The Gay". seriously, praying is for weakminded people who actually believe...BELIEVE that some guy a few thou years ago had a hallucination that made society instantly stop being f**kholes and follow his rules. the ten "commandments" seriously do these people not have an education? oh right they must live in tennessee...where i live...i see it everyday...please kill me now
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Female 134
see whats funny is...i read a rolling stone interview with that stupid girl who sang the song and...wait for it...she`s never kissed a girl! it was totally made up she just "liked how it sounded". also, this guy is a retard. i`m going to hell iguess.
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Female 59
That town is called Blacklick, Ohio.
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Female 368
wow, just kissing a girl will send you to hell? scary,,,and stupid
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Female 375
wow. he needs to get the stick out of his ass. its a good song..lol
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Male 4
If it`s their choice to be homosexual, bible bashers make this argument SO very tedious.
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Female 327
They preach that someone is going to go to a place of horrible torture for an eternity, but she sings a goofy song about kissing another girl and it`s "shocking!"
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Female 357
I kissed Jesus and I liked it?

>_>

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Male 1
just like to say, shes sexy so why does anyone care. she`d make a hot lesbian:P god knows how we have enough "bulldykes" in the world
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Male 2,582
I don`t think this pastor has even kissed a girl, but I`m sure he touches himself to that video.
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Female 244
ohthedrama on one of the previous pages puts it quite nicely.
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Female 244
I think the man`s point was that he doesn`t think it`s appropriate for little girls to hear/ see. And I personally agree, but what ever, I honestly don`t give a flyin` frech fry who the girl kissed. It`s none of my buisness, especially since I don`t like the song.
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Male 234
lol IT`S GODS WORD

actually it isn`t its a group of men`s word

thats been translated and screwed up several times

oh and its not suposed to be takin literally

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Male 251
pastor needs to take some anti-depressants
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Female 1,545
" The Catholic Church teaches Homosexuality is a sin."

Actually, the Catholic Church teaches that the physical act of sodomy is a sin. So if you are homosexual, but do not practice sodomy (ie, you are abstinent), you are not a sinner...in this respect :)

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Female 195
Eh, Hell`s warm.
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Male 14
not sure which is worse, the state of pop music or the state of church marquees. both are fairly lame.
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Female 357
psht

that pastor needs to get over it

haha

in fact, christianity in general needs to get over it

people are gay, move on

the difference between being gay and committing murder or adultery

is that people can`t help being gay, and their lives would probably be a hell of a lot easier, in fact, if they weren`t

people CHOOSE to cheat, or lie, or steal, or murder

pfft

xlucyx

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Female 2,220
"Please, let us not generalise, and blame religion for the ignorance of one church. If you make broad statements like that, it is really no different than saying `all Gays will go to hell.`"

I have to say, that is a very valid point.
But I hate religion more than i agree with your statement so... Religion is the problem to everything

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Female 465
@ Ohthedrama: Homosexuality is not a purely human trait. There are examples of it all through nature. See link below. Also, it is not an instance of free choice; many people are born homosexual and have no more choice in the matter than in being born black or white, for example.

I personally think that this video, like many others out there right now (not to mention the song that goes with it) is unnecessarily sexual, but that`s just my opinion. Just doesn`t do it for me.

Clicky!

I know it`s wiki, but if you pursue it there`s a lot more info out there ^-^

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Male 14,331
So if your gay your going to hell to suffer with people like Hitler and other killers that makes alot of sense religons a joke.
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Male 2,855
uh its clearly ok, according to most religions if you are gay you go to hell, simple as that.

dont like it? thats because you are not in that religion, if you are then you are an idiot and should change religion

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Male 2,605
It seems to me that if a person or institution claimed to love everyone, they wouldn`t try to change them. Period. And if Jesus caused all sins to be forgiven, where`s the problem?

And by the way, homosexuality isn`t as much a choice as people tend to think it is. Religious people like to claim that homosexuals are being tempted to be homosexual, citing Satan as the cause of temptation. But even if this were true, it suggests Satan is specifically tempting those who are already susceptible (because no firmly heterosexual man feels any such temptation), which suggests there is at least some inherent, possibly genetic component within homosexuals that determines their sexuality.

"the fact that song is at the top of the charts showed just how dumb the average person is."

I really enjoy what Carlin had to say on the matter of the stupidity of the people:

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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Male 891
sounds like step one in the "how to become the next westboro baptist church" handbook.
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Male 2,553
obviously the pastor has never been on the internets
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Female 4
hmm, I wonder how many gay people they recruited with that slogan?
Their attempts to connect with young people through pop culture are laughable.
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Male 14,331
Ahhh everyone repent lesbians are going to possess
us.
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Male 1,217
I like that Church.

Never though I`d say those words.

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Male 1,407
Oh my god, this reporter`s voice is so grating.
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Male 140
Haha! I found it funny.
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Female 15
"And if all the other girls who like to kiss girls are in hell then I`m just fine with being sent there"

AMEN!! :D

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Male 9,305
Davymid: Hmmm, the UN you say... >.> I must wield this new power wisely...
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Male 24
Katy Perry drating blows live.
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Male 264
I kissed a girl and it was hawt
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Male 197
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR I`M HOLIER-THAN-THOU.
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Female 4,376
kissing girls XD
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Female 683
I kissed a girl and I liked it, then went to hell with all the other lesbians and liked that, too. x]]
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Male 476
lol, but that a little over the edge to say that.
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Female 416
That`s quite possibly the most hilarious thing I`ve seen all day XD

And if all the other girls who like to kiss girls are in hell then I`m just fine with being sent there. Really, it`s all good.

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Male 270
wow. so much to say yet stumped by peoples stupidity....meh ill get my chance to rant uselessly another day. oh and this goes with my comment on the new mantis link....Religious F%#knut idiots!
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Female 187
if you went around kissing girls and liked it, hell would probably seem like fun anyway. cause all the fun people seem to go to hell. Who wants to hang out in heaven with all those boring christians?
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Male 394
Yeah, it`s a bit audacious. But i do agree that the song and the video are completely immoral. The horrible part is i`m an electronica junky and I love Kaity Perrys Voice, but all of her songs have the most horrible of messages.
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Male 60
i think being devoutly religious is like a mental illness...
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Female 695
Ahaha. Awesome billboard.
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Male 615
Lol. Nidonemo, that seriously helped my day. And I was also, like davy, about to go on a rant. Only trouble, I can`t rant all that well.
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Male 340
Lol, god sends you to hell for things you like.
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Male 12,138
Thanks Nidonemo,

I was about to make an incendiary rant about the intolerance of religion, but I have been disarmed by your cute picture of a puppy. Now I just want to sleep peacefully.

Nidonemo for head of the U.N!

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Female 675
does anyone find Equality Ohio ironic?
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Male 9,305
I so want to scream at him! I so want to yell and shout and slam my fists on my desk.

It makes me so angry...but doing all that and getting all fussed up over it, won`t do anyone any good.

So...


Here is a pleasant picture of a cute little Bichon Frise Puppy.

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Male 907
LMFAO. Listen to it carefully. The pastor says "We love homosexuals" yet his sign implies homosexuals go hell, which further implies he and his church hates homosexuals.

^--- Example of how bored I am.

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Male 1,584
Honestly if you claim to be religious yet say homosexuals go to hell you are a moron if god supposedly creates every one in his image, and loves everyone, and if people are born gay (they cant control it) then wouldn`t that mean god "wanted" them to be gay?
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Female 744
among all the horrible songs out there that sing about "poppin a cap", "slappin a bitch", doing drugs and all that fun stuff, the jesus freaks choose to pick on a song about kissing. kay....
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Female 139
that guy was a tool
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Female 192
that song sucks. it sounds like she`s trying to sound like marilyn manson.
i kissed a girl and i liked it = fail.
by the way, i love homosexuals.
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Male 720
I really don`t know who to side with. They both just suck so much...
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Female 4
Thank you intolerant religious nuts! You`ve given me something to look forward to in the after life. While your up there eating Kraft`s Philadelphia Cheese, I`ll be hanging out in a fiery pit full of lesbians! I`m happy with my life "choices" but are you?
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Male 30
Maybe he`s never kissed a girl and liked it.
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Male 12,365
"I also am against homosexuality, the Bible just says it isn`t right."

I`ll call you on that, JakeSnake50 - prove it.

Don`t bother using any English translation by itself - they`re all wrong. They were made up later. MUCH later, like 16 centuries later. So if you`re thinking of the infamous verses in Leviticus and you`re thinking of an English translations, you are wrong. For a start, the original is sex-specific, so it doesn`t apply to women at all. Also rather important is the fact that no-one actually knows what it means, because it`s monumentally unclear even in the Hebrew, let alone a translation.

What does "And with a man you shall not lay lyings of a woman. It is ritually unclean." mean? That`s an accurate translation of the most relevant passage in Leviticus.

One Christian denomination interprets it as forbidding men from having sex with each other in a woman`s bed, which is a possible interpretation.

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Female 1,142
I think the guy was just trying to make a joke. ._.`
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Female 2,228
The bible has gone through so many editor`s hands it`s hilarious, It would be unrecognizable to the original copies, of which we have none. The dead sea scrolls contain books not even mentioned in today`s bible, not to mention the vastly different christianities around fighting over who would be the orthodox community.
In short: The bible is a gigantic clusterphuck.

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Female 229
Which continues to prove my theory... Religion will be the end of the world.
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Female 192
he`s complaining about Katy Perry`s video? dude, look at freaking rap videos. hundred times worse.
"we love homosexuals but like like adulterers and sinners they need to repent." yeah, totally sounds like love to me.
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Female 2,228
"gay is a choice"?
BULLSH#IT!!!
Behold
And I leave you w/ a quote from Rabbai Greenberg:"Never blame a text from the bible for your behavior. It`s irresponsible. Anybody who says X, Y and Z is in the bible-It`s as if one says, "I have no role in evaluating this."
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Male 7
I agree with the fact that the song is a horrible model for impressionable minds, but then again, so are thousands upon thousands of songs like this one in the way that they don`t portray a good image. I also am against homosexuality, the Bible just says it isn`t right.
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Female 109
See, I don`t like that song... But just because the song is poo. Not because it is welcoming lesbianism.
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Male 17,512
Eichenkatze: Wrong, The Bible hasn`t changed. The dead sea scrolls have demonstrated that quite clearly. Even Jesus said that he came not to change the law but to confirm it.

Popular secularism is screwing this world up, This video is only one example.

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Male 338
Gah, cheap tricks by the pastor to get his church on the map
And while i don`t agree with ohthedrama, at least he`s not hate mongering like a lot of people on both sides of the fence.

God created man in his image and we returned the favour.

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Male 152
oh drat you religious bastards ITS A SONG GET OVER IT
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Male 56
What the hell is with town names in Ohio? Equality? BlackLick?!
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Male 12,138
Awwww come on, let me ban him Prime. I hate that wanker...
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Female 45
So what does it mean if a lesbian kisses a guy?
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Male 7,933
1. ohthedrama has it right. Most of you are misconstruing his words.

2. Cefka, Im going to give you warning, next time its banning

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Male 493
That song sucks anyways.
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Male 778
There is no way Homosexuality can be a sin against God. Or in his eyes wrong in any way. God created us in HIS image. Since the times of the Roman and Greek empires homosexuality has been around. It is now, and it was then. and we are "Created in his image". If he didn`t like it, then they`d never have existed. He doesn`t hate it, he doesn`t mind. I hear these people exclaim during times of need "Where has god gone?!" He`s left you and everyone else. Why? Because even since mideival times has the bible and all other religious scriptures been changed time and time again to suit the role and goals of certain individuals. The books as we know now are corrupt and wrong. Religion is something it was NEVER meant to be. We`ve been abandoned because of our love for the very sins religion taught. The sins we have worked into the books and now follow.
Ignorance, intolerance, hate, and greed.

Need more proof? Just look at crap like this video.

whew /rant.

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Male 162
"That pastor rocks! Lesbians and fags should be shot on site. I mean, what do the contribute to society? Nothing. They just tell everyone how much they like having it with people of the same gender. That is all it means to be a fag."

You sir need to go back to school. Homosexuality may go against the idea of nature of male/female relationships, but it doesn`t mean they should be shot on sight. I pray for them. I don`t even see it as a sickness. It is simply a choice I wish they would not make. However love exists in homosexualty. These people do love each other yet the world hates them. That I find completely idiotic.

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Male 162
For those who need some clarity. The Catholic Church teaches Homosexuality is a sin. A sin is an action against God. This does not mean God hates you. It means you did something that goes against God. Homosexuality is a human trait only. It is a choice from our free will. Is it right or wrong? I guess it`s a matter of what morals do you follow. Given the Catholic Church teaches morality and God go hand in hand, morality cannot contradict God. Since Homosexuality goes against God it must be immoral but remember, GOD DOES NOT HATE YOU BECAUSE OF THIS!!! Whether you agree or not is besides the point. Those who wish to attack the Church over this need to simply realize the Church teaches a morality you don`t agree with. Fine.
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Male 8,302
Relax people, I think I`ve worked it out using my amazing powers of logic:
If you are gay, you`re going to Hell,
therefore if you are not gay, you are going to Heaven,
therefore if you are a murderer, you are going to Heaven,
therefore if you are in Heaven, you are a murderer
therefore if you are not a murderer, you are going to Hell,
therefore if you are not a murderer, you`re gay.

Hope that clears it up.

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Male 2,591
Its like Duddeee you got it all wrong, got only hates gay GUYS. God LOVVEESS lesbians.
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Female 837
... If she kissed a girl and she DIDN`T like it, would she still be going to hell?
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Male 2,605
I`d like to think this person is inadvertently condemning himself to hell with his explicit bigotry.

"Religion: F*cking up the human race since 4000BC!"

I love this! I`m definitely getting it on a T-shirt sometime.

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Male 452
"Sometimes i wonder what the f*ck is wrong with humanity; so were not allowed to kiss girls now. This is why i hate religion. +that guy is probs gay"
Please, let us not generalise, and blame religion for the ignorance of one church. If you make broad statements like that, it is really no different than saying `all Gays will go to hell.`
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Female 212
Oh no :( Im goin 2 hell !!!
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Male 99
Really?

Has the church seen the What What in the butt video?

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Male 15
Give Ohio a bad name. :(
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Male 30
I would love to see his reaction to this one

Rammstein Mann gegen Mann

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Female 102
WOW
that church is messed up.
That guy said "we love homosexuals"
but he wants them to got to hell
what losers..........
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Male 8,302
> there are PLENTY of other much worse songs out there

Yes, this is one of the worst:
My Boomerang Won`t Come Back!

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Male 3,301
I wonder: if these Christians were actually given complete power over the US, I wonder how long it would take before they enact a nationwide extermination/holocaust of all homosexuals?
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Female 330
She doesn`t even kiss a girl in the video...

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Male 2,788
there are PLENTY

PLENTY


of other much worse songs out there.

the church can be so stupid at times
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so they`re saying god hates homos.
bastards.

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Male 71
leviticus, read it, it explains everything, except why does fire flame up, why not down, is down to good for it , huh, huh ,huh?
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Male 2,788
i hate adults like this SO MUCH.
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Male 71
the point is that just like lying and drinking and dishonering your parents you have made yourself an abomidable creature and since you have broken God`s law he shall(ya i said shall) punish you (that punishment being Hell)
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Male 1,266
So if someone led their life without and sin (not impossible) but was a homosexual they`d go to hell but if a murdering raping adulteerist said sorry they`d go to heaven? Hmmm... not sure I really want to go to Heaven if that`s the case...
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Female 472
I highly doubt girls will see that video and turn into slags. I mean, that`s like saying playing GTA makes you a thief. It`s all in parental upbringing.

And kudos to that lady who was talking about how she doesn`t see someone`s personality trait as a sin.

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Female 2,220
Thing is, as ridiculous as this story is, he does have a SMALL point that little girls will be watching these videos and seeing how the woman is acting and will turn into WHORESLAGS!
Haha, but yeah.
If she likes kissing the girl, and she`s going to hell with the girl she kissed. They`re gonna ahve a whale of a time.
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Male 327
is this message automatically directed ONLY to women......they never really specified....
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Female 960
I kissed a girl but I didn`t like it; She was wearing too much cherry chapstick. :[
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Male 8,302
OMG I`ve kissed sooo many girls in my life, I`m going to Hell fer sure! Wait, didn`t their Moms kiss them too when they were kids? That`s even sicker... their Moms are going to Hell too! And their Dads... and their grandmas... and the kittens...
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Female 1,589
Just because you kiss another girl doesn`t mean you are gay. ¬.¬ *has kissed girls before*
That`s what the song is really about anyways.
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Female 1,697
I love that song! and I`m not agains lesbians, I`m more against idiots like the ones in the vid.
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Male 118
I mean, almost on the verge of banning gays from the church? wtf
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Male 1,803
I hadn`t seen the video, I have so got to check it out now...
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Male 118
Sometimes i wonder what the f*ck is wrong with humanity; so were not allowed to kiss girls now. This is why i hate religion. +that guy is probs gay
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Male 1,835
it`s a wonderful thing that you can flaunt pornographic homosexuality on tv, it`s just that i`d rather it be good pornographic/homosexuality with a reason behind it. not just `lets look at my boobs, theyre big`
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Male 62
what a douche >-(
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Female 710
It`s just a song. And it`s not meant to be taken seriously.
I think she just made it to annoy her parents.
And I don`t see how homosexuals deserve to go to hell at all, unless of course there was an evil gay guy who raped kids and murdered their parents. But of course he`d be going to hell (or wherever evil people go after they die) for the murder and rape.
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Male 21
Quentinb
i don`t really live in Europe
i just want to
i live in ohio
which may very well explian why i want to live in europe
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Male 12,138
Religion: F*cking up the human race since 4000BC!
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Male 11,739
He can go to hell. What a moronic douchebag.

"We love homosexuals but if they come to our church....(we`re going to tell them they`ll burn in hell)."

Idiots like that make me hate the human race.

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Female 465
Don`t they get that by drawing attention to the song, more kids will be "drawn to it"?
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Male 264
The song sucks anyways so I don`t see the problem...

What ever happened to Led Zep and Bad Company? Damn.

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Male 115
Oh shi-......am I going to hell? I kissed plenty of girls and I really liked it.... Do I also have to sell all of my stuff and give the profits to the poor because I read that in the bible like..twice.
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Female 1,134
who the fu*k cares...
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Male 807
Kids are dumb, the message is hilarious.
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Male 201
ha lol religous ppl what jackasses "we love you but if you do this we`ll send you to hell"
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Female 5,139
Pfft... religion eh!
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Male 7,933
I still dont see the controversy behind this. There was a song, they didnt like it, they made a reference... whats the problem?
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Male 7,933
aquazaba, how many rap artist do you know?
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Male 191
Skcrew, how`d you read the sign from europe? This church is in Ohio...
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Female 121
we love homosexls...but they`re going to hell. piss off ya jerky religious bastards!
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Male 506
Who pissed off the voice over woman? No need to shout, love.
Christianity is crap anyway.
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Female 60
shows how religion corrupts a person to reality.
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Male 177
Good thing I`m only going to be kissing boys. :D
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Male 90
Sweet, they took it down. Not like anyone cares. No person would look at that sign and say "Oh I guess I can`t be gay then."
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Male 668
@aquazuba

way to be ignorant. Not all rap songs are this way. probably the mainstream ones, yes. That`s why i tend to avoid those. but there is rap that does have meaning.

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Male 29
the pastor is right but the sign is just wrong
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Male 509
You people don`t understand Katy Perry is trying to turn all children homosexual! We can`t let her do this!
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Male 21
first poster,
i never looked at the sign. i mean there was no point. i never thought it would say anything worth reading
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Male 1,114
That lady`s name is soooo annoying.
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Male 7
it shud of stayed up
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Male 970
katy perry is alright.
@skcrew:
how did u not notice the sign then?
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Male 637
You know he was looking up lesbian porn when he came across the song...

By the way, is he saying he loves adulterers, too? O_o And the sign they made doesn`t exactly say to me, "We love the homos!"...

I really don`t like the song to begin with, but just because it`s annoying and repetitive, and requires no actual singing to perform.

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Female 294
Too many things wrong with this... I don`t even know where to begin.

I bet John McCain likes this idea, though. Just FYI. In case you`re voting anytime soon.

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Male 3,301
Hey, I hate that song too, but this is ridiculous.
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Female 15,763
I don`t understand why everyone is getting upset at this song and video, but not the endless other songs that talk about MUCH worse things, sexually.

Is it just because it`s new? Is it because it`s not rap? Is it because she`s a girl?

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Male 970
UR so gay…


…her album is called

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Male 426
....so that songs bad....but, no rap is bad?

because, you know, rap doesnt talk about killing people, or have music videos that are 95% pure booty...

no, blame katy perry for introducing children into women in lingerie....

mmhmmm...

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Male 21
ethansmitty my dude.
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Male 2,028
Okay, well I personally think that song`s really annoying and poorly made(most music nowadays is anyway), but I think the church is being just stupid. It`s a song! Gah...
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Male 602
Has he seen that Girlicious video, "Stupid poo"?...Midway they take off all their clothes and by the end, they are having a pillow fight in their skinnies.
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Male 10
Hey, I live in columbus, near blacklick and i cant believe somebody would put something like that up
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Male 179
that church is stupid... its a song, get over it =/
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Male 21
holy drating poo!
thats basically down the street from my drating house
honestly 5 minute drive tops.
i pass that church all the time.
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Female 289
its just a freaking song

she didnt really kiss a girl or kiss a girl in
the video

did she?

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Male 1,766
This is stupid the video dosn`t encourage homosexuality it encourage attention whorism
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Male 404
michael moore`s gonna have a field day with this one....
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Male 1,220
HAHAHAHHAAH
he lives in blacklick.....
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Male 626
Yea J-Dawg, then he said they are sin...
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Male 5,970
I have to agree in an odd way, good song-bad message
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Male 122
I like how at the end he claims he loves homosexuals
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Male 509
Of course the appropriate reaction.
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Male 176
Link: I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell [Rate Link] - Some pastor reacts to one-hit wonder Katy Perry`s gimmicky song via a sign in front of his church.
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