I-A-B`s Monday Morning Mailbox : #4

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

You send fancylad real-life email and he answers as best he can. Simple as that. Good times, huh?
There are 82 comments:
Male 1,361
Retard means held back or something doesnt it, so to be retarded is to be held back by a mental or even physical disability would it not?

if im right people who use the term retarded to describe something stupid are severly....erm

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Female 602
I think the word `retard` should just be erased from the English language.

Many people use it as slang, while others see it as describing a person with disabilities.

Either way, it`s still offensive, isn`t it?
I`m sure using the term "disabled" is a lot nicer than "retard".

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Female 4,225
Good news- we`re not having an etymology debbate about the word `theist`
bad news- it`s still etymology...I think


Ok, if I call someone a `turd or a retard or somthiong, sure it`s rude. Like if I said "Is that kid a retard?" I should be slapped in the face.
Now, if I said, "Does that person have a learniong/mental disability" or "has/suffers from a mentel retardation" not so.

Although I I am anti-PC, som things may need stricker or less strict limits.

IN the care of the word `retarded`, it needs to be more....is definite the word


Also, weekly OF`s

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Male 12,138
^^ "but Davymids avatar is, well..."

Awesome, iPod?

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Male 1,244
I like how theres a mini argument here about the meaning and deleting of words on the comment board, but Davymids avatar is, well, nevermind.
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Male 12,138
And if I can briefly point something else out, 4EVA (at risk of being accused of sucking fancy`s d*ck). The guy was taking offence at the post title "Retarded form of Parkour". Well f*ck me, it was retarded. Retarded in the sense that 99% of interwebbers know the term, i.e. stupid. If this guy wants to get on his hobby horse every time someone uses the word "retarded" because he has a daughter with Special Needs (no self-respecting father should call his own child retarded as fancy pointed out, why not just call them a spastic while they`re at it?), then he deserves to be ridiculed.

Where do you draw the line? Let me paint another example:

"I would just like to complain about the post which said `Your a Fag`, as a derogatory term of insult to the previous poster. My son is a homosexualist, and therefore could accurately be described as "A Fag" and therefore I take great offence to this blah blah blah."

In both cases, the poster is a douche

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Male 12,138
^^ "Moderators please dont delete this, I realise this is `banned for life` so at least llet the prick see it and respond. Im going to be banned any way. It needs to be said."

Fancy`s a big boy, he can delete it himself if he likes, but he probably won`t. This is IAB, not Nazi Germany. We`re all about the free speech, brother.

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Male 20,829
4EVA_Awesome,

what`s a `dough bag?`

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Male 291
you made it up as a joke that still shows you and what your ass is like.

Moderators please dont delete this, I realise this is `banned for life` so at least llet the prick see it and respond. Im going to be banned any way. It needs to be said.

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Male 291
So a guy emails you Fancylad and asks you to not use the term `retard` as slang, as its offencinve to him, as he has a daughter with special needs. So you take that perfectly reasnable request and turn it around to make a mockery of him, and go against his request. You talk about daddy issues and dough bags, but I think your the one with the problem. What kind of f*ck head c*nt thinks they have the right to do that. Thats bulls*it mate and you know it.

Fancylad you may have like a ton of people on line that think the cyber idea of you is funny, but if this represnts you in real life I bet going to works your favourate time of day, not because its fun, but because people have to talk to you. Your sick in the head. Furthur more f*ck head Buddy never pulled this sh*T. Now I understand how much better the sites been since you took over, but Im more interested in how much better the world would be if your no good ass just died. What you said to that guy in that forums the reason, and if

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Female 182
B-b-b-b-but it`s Tuesday where I am! I`m in a paradox!!! *cry*

p.s. Fancy IS J-dog. It`s the only explanation. Have you ever seen them in the same room together??? I thought not...

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Female 278
lol, it took me a while to work out what the "N" word was, i was thinking along the lines of noob for some reason...
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Male 24
are you aware that jdog looks like the king from the burger king commercials?
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Male 2,510
i got half way through to story about the "got milk" pencil, i almost choaked on my pizza
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Male 2,076
I love this more than more is a measurable unit of quantity.
I know.

That much.

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Male 8,302
> Mailbox is my FAVORITE part about Monday! :`D

I don`t like Mondays... the first-ever gone-psycho school shooting happened on a Monday, Bob Geldof/Boomtown Rats wrote a song about it...

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody`s gonna go to school today
She`s going to make them stay at home...

Lyrics here
Youtube Video here

There, hope that counters all this joyful enthusiasm and brings you all down again...

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Male 8,302
Dear Fancylad,

I have the negatives. Leave 37¢ Canadian behind the third pipe from the left in the Dodger`s changerooms next winter solstice day, or I hand them over to Michael Moore`s favourite televangelist. Also, your mom said to tell you "mmmmm mm mmmm mmm mmm" - not sure what that means, her mouth was full at the time. PS if Obama wins the US election, you can make it 3.7m Yen instead, but only if its left in a beige briefcase on a Tuesday.

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Female 331
Can I keep Mini J-Dog?
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Male 1,497
I knew there was something fishy about MYCHEMGIRL. This MMM proves it!


And DRAT YOU ALL!

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Female 602
This is really random... but interesting.

A Forum used to be a marketplace in Rome.

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Female 706
HEY! Mini J-Dog has a Texas flag on his shirt!

GO TEXAS!

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Male 2,028
Hey Fancy, this is just an idea, but I think it would be nice if you had a different color for your name, like red or something, to distinguish you from the mods. I mean, it`s definitely not a big deal, but I just kind of like the idea(maybe others do too?), and so I decided to just put it out there...
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Female 602
Blah...
Sorry...

A suggestion: We should have open forums every Friday... or possibly daily... every two days, maybe?

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Male 5,970
Guys I hate to ruin your fun, but remember, this isnt an open forum, lets keep to the subject
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Female 15,763
Alice, i know there`s an Oregon Rain bottled water company... but i doubt he`s drinking that.

Snive, I`m proud of you!

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Female 5,139
im more interested in what hes drinking... "rain" ....mmm bottled rain
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Female 602
I love Monday Morning Mailboxes...
don`t give these up like you gave up the caption contests Fancy!

By the way,
I talked to the guy today Opie! :-D

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Male 7,933
Turn, your noodle soup has given me a higher fever.

And does anyone notice the books behind J-Dog. Is Trump his idol?

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Female 4,225
Hi alice

Is it possible that Don Fancylad is redeeming himself?

And yes I said Don Fancylad, you got a problem with that.

I wasn`t a memeber/p0oster during the time of Don Buddy, but it looks like to me that Don Fancylad`s a people person.

Monday Mailbx is Mondays highlight

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Male 7,933
"pfffttahahaha red bull and doritos made me lol loads xD"

but it is truthful

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Male 5,970
Look *points* fancy has a new icon oooooo, is that who I think it is?
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Female 5,139
pfffttahahaha red bull and doritos made me lol loads xD

....

-mumbles-.... i forgive you for the squirrel slingshot fancy...
sorry for being an ass....-grunt-...

but... it still made me sad :(

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Male 12,138
^^ "This isn`t an open forum. Thus, the "topic" would be the content of the submission. Sorry, I thought that was clear. Didn`t know I had to spell it out."

See? Told you he was on the rags.

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Female 4,225
What if Fancylad is really J-Dog...hmm....
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Male 20,829
redone

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
Monday, September 08, 2008 3:14:10 PM

If it is an OF then why the drat do I keep getting deleted for going off topic? Huh Huh!? Please explain it to me.


**Breathes*** Ok I`m better---

But really why?

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This isn`t an open forum. Thus, the "topic" would be the content of the submission. Sorry, I thought that was clear. Didn`t know I had to spell it out.

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Male 2,395
mini j-dog has long legs O_o
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Female 1,070
aw.

im jealous of the people that live near fancyclad now >:

i wants to meet teh fancy one D:

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Female 15,763
Oh I almost forgot.

That mini J-Dog scares the sh*t out of me. o-o I swear to god it`s eyes follow me when I move...

e_e

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Female 4,225
Mkay.

But what is on topic then?

So Chem pre-announced the rant? Where and when?

You`re welcome davy

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Female 15,763
There was a kid coughing on the bus today and I tried to like... not breathe so I wouldn`t get sick too.

D:

Oh, Chem, so this is the rant you talked about?

Huh.

I like it.

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Male 12,138
^^ "Yes, it`s an OF"

Turnshroud, Redone, I wouldn`t assume it`s an open forum unless fancy calls it one, guys. And he`s on his period this week, so I`d be careful.

And thanks TS, she`s doing better today.

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Female 465
If it is an OF then why the drat do I keep getting deleted for going off topic? Huh Huh!? Please explain it to me.


**Breathes*** Ok I`m better---

But really why?

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Female 4,225
Hey davy, hgope your daughter gets better.
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Male 12,138
^^ "IAB has the best mods on the interwebs, by far, FTW!"

Aw shucks. I`m filling up, cheers Devin.

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Female 4,225
aww, that sucks. *give prime virtual chicken noodle soup*
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Male 7,933
Opie, I didnt go to school today, so that in itself is a bright side... of course being sick and having to make up in your AP classes is gonna be a bitch...

And I also like Devin

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Female 15,763
Monday Mailbox is my FAVORITE part about Monday! :`D

I always forget about it until I come home from school and it`s there, and I get all excited.

Oh what you do to me, Monday Mailbox...

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Male 3,369
I like Devin88. He says nice things about us mods!
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Female 602
Wait. Is this an open forum now?

...or must we comment on the questions?

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Male 791
davymid
Male, 18-29, Europe
1676 Posts Monday, September 8, 2008 2:29:53 PM
Ummm, yeah. Don`t know who I.R. is, but I find it difficult to believe that one. Prime, Maddog and me only delete spam, pron, and the very worst kind of personal attacks. Hell, we don`t even delete douchebags, in fact we`d rather leave the post up and indulge in the age-old IAB sport of spending 6 pages making them look like first-class wankers.

And we sure as hell don`t delete posts just because we disagree with them. If that were the case, I`d have to delete everything that PrimeTime says and vice versa, which would result in a rip on the very fabric of the time-space continuum and make switching on the LHC look like turning on the kettle in comparison.


IAB has the best mods on the interwebs, by far, FTW! Wait, I sound like i`m sucking up. Maybe if I say something bad about IAB, it will make me sound neutral. Uh.. IAB has... uh.. gramatickal errirs! Yeah..

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Female 195
We should have a drawing contest- "The Many Faces of Fancylad". You send in a picture that you think Fancylad looks like and..

Eh.. nevermind.

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Female 4,225
Ok, alternative- keep this style, but make it easier to find where we left off.

It`;s great for OF`s

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Female 1,063
Yes we may write to our beloved Fancy BUT it doesn`t look like we are going to get any `pertinent` answers. I guess our folly is Fancy`s fun, meh.
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Female 1,397
I like how my post got deleted.
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Male 12,138
Ummm, yeah. Don`t know who I.R. is, but I find it difficult to believe that one. Prime, Maddog and me only delete spam, pron, and the very worst kind of personal attacks. Hell, we don`t even delete douchebags, in fact we`d rather leave the post up and indulge in the age-old IAB sport of spending 6 pages making them look like first-class wankers.

And we sure as hell don`t delete posts just because we disagree with them. If that were the case, I`d have to delete everything that PrimeTime says and vice versa, which would result in a rip on the very fabric of the time-space continuum and make switching on the LHC look like turning on the kettle in comparison.

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Female 465
Sorry, I was just going ahead as if it was an Open Forum. My bad.
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Female 4,225
Didn;t I make a post aboutr playing it safe untillconfirmation? Did IAB mess up?
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Male 20,829
redone.

waaaaay off topic.

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Female 465
hey what happened?

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Male 4,867
wow mini J-Dog i want a mini D-Dog (thts me obviously)
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Male 140
Mini J-Dogg is scary...
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Male 1,958
Turn, I wouldn`t treat this like a open forum. Just play it on the safe side
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Female 1,690
LOL mini j-dog
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Female 4,225
Primes rime, but it doen`t work
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Female 465
Nevermind, you typed that faster than I could get the question out
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Female 4,225
Iabordeum, the official religion of the mightiest empire on the interwebz
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Female 465
Ewww Prime that is pretty drating nasty
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Male 1,958
"Which is why i dont assassinate"

Lol Prime.

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Male 7,933
"Plus you know what assuming does it makes an ass out of u and me!!"

Which is why i dont assassinate

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Male 1,958
...where the hell is this chat room I keep hearing about?!
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Male 10,440
All hail Supreme Overlord J-Dog. Oh, mini J-Dog also...
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Female 1,441
That rant by MYCHEMGIRL was awesome. It almost makes me put aside the fact that you like mcr. (almost) ;P
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Male 260
fake
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Male 4,793
yeah, he also used the word `retard` in the reply to the retard guy...and you(chaitanya) tripple posted..and you posted "Second", you douche.
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Female 4,225
DAMN! That is one sexy website maker dude!

Ku8dos Mychem.

And you know, he`s right, don`t be a Vader, be a msyery amn.

On another ntw- curees Fancylad! You have somewhat destroyed the Lurkers Brotherhood!

Although, they still exist. Besides, with the time limit, it doen`t end up just b eing me, Gandhi and Billie....with maybe randome people.

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Female 244
Haha, look at the mini J-Dog!... J-Dog reminds me a bit of Gerrard Butler.... ~.~
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Male 338
I hav to agree with greg...no pics of fancy...you`ll only end up upsetting the tarded kids
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Male 511
LOL i love the little j-dog
dont worry fancy, j-dog has nothing over you (jc on the other hand... a close 2nd)
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Male 668
hello there fellow iab`ians
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Male 7,933
1. Why was I not surprised it was MYCHEMGIRL

2.seasmus, we dont leave mad. We leave angry. Hope that clears it up.

3. I.R.- its very very doubtful that the mods agree.
Davy and Maddog are liberals and atheist, im a christian and conservative. We normally disagree on many things so its unlikely there is a bias.


4. Fancy you changed your pic.... So you got that going for you.


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Male 306
OMG. MyChemGirl, ur question showed up! You sound so different in the chatrooms...well, just a little different ;)
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Male 20,829
Link: I-A-B`s Monday Morning Mailbox : #4 [Rate Link] - You send fancylad real-life email and he answers as best he can. Simple as that. Good times, huh?
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