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Date: 09/09/08 02:27 PM

21 Responses to How to Survive a Charging Elephant

  1. Profile photo of funfever
    funfever Female 18-29
    110 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    Link: How to Survive a Charging Elephant - In the African rain forests of Congo, conservationist Mike Fay is charged by a 3-ton elephant. What does he do next?
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    I like how he sounds when was "roaring". Too bad mankind hadn`t evolved a sort of monstroud roar that could scare away all living things within a half-mile radius. That would be cool...
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    Ishmo Male 13-17
    6 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    Useful information for me with all the wild elephants in my town.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    good to know

    now im gonna go test out at the zoo

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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    V Agreed gandhi, that was a nice roar.

    Why`d we need a monstrous roar now?

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    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    How to stop a charging elephant?
    Don`t give him your credit card

    Sorry, it had to be done

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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    The day IAB gives me advice...
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    xsilentherox Male 18-29
    118 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Thanks, I`ll try that the next time a 400lb. fat man charges to cut in front of me at Burger King.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    I know the answer to this, take away her credit card!

    *rimshot* Thank you, I`ll be here all week.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    OMG THANK YOU IAB, your advice is always the best and always so timely! Why just this morning I said to the Missus, "I`ve been charged by wild elephants 3 times so far this week on the way to the Office, I wish there was some advice somewhere on how to survive them..." Honestly, if I wasn`t constantly being reincarnated every time, this would be a real major drag. Thanks again IAB.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    i think it`d be about as hard to dodge a 3-ton train.


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    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    ... is sidestepping an option?
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    d_katman Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    same with behr, but in russia behr much smaller, less hair and good wrestler.
    10 points to anyone who knows what that`s from
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    That`s like what you do if you meet a bear. I`ve been told to make deep noises so you don`t sound like prey, be big and flail, and walk slowly backwards and away.

    So... now if an elephant ever decides to visit the Northwest, specifically my house, I`ll know what to do?

    PS, I laughed at "run between his legs".

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    saaytin Male 18-29
    171 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    Awesome. I`m gonna harass some elephants now that I know I`m indestructible.
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    When an elephant charges you, you PAY him.
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    TicaVerde Female 18-29
    143 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    i think i`m too short for an elephant to see me anyways.
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    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    I thought it said his name was "Mike Frey", which is the same name as a friend I occasionally lose track of.

    And if that was him, I was going to laugh.

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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 10:10 am
    thats one crazy mo-fo...conservationist
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    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    "They`re fast and stealthy"

    Are we still talking about elephants?

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    CyberSief Female 70 & Over
    46 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 4:54 am
    drat that, if an elephant is charging at me, my first reflex is to run like hell.

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