How to Survive a Charging Elephant

Submitted by: funfever 8 years ago in Misc
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In the African rain forests of Congo, conservationist Mike Fay is charged by a 3-ton elephant. What does he do next?
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Female 46
drat that, if an elephant is charging at me, my first reflex is to run like hell.
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Female 1,264
"They`re fast and stealthy"

Are we still talking about elephants?

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Male 1,361
thats one crazy mo-fo...conservationist
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Female 283
I thought it said his name was "Mike Frey", which is the same name as a friend I occasionally lose track of.

And if that was him, I was going to laugh.

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Female 143
i think i`m too short for an elephant to see me anyways.
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Male 429
When an elephant charges you, you PAY him.
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Male 171
Awesome. I`m gonna harass some elephants now that I know I`m indestructible.
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Female 15,763
That`s like what you do if you meet a bear. I`ve been told to make deep noises so you don`t sound like prey, be big and flail, and walk slowly backwards and away.

So... now if an elephant ever decides to visit the Northwest, specifically my house, I`ll know what to do?

PS, I laughed at "run between his legs".

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Male 1,835
same with behr, but in russia behr much smaller, less hair and good wrestler.
10 points to anyone who knows what that`s from
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Male 776
... is sidestepping an option?
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Male 4,793
i think it`d be about as hard to dodge a 3-ton train.

*sidestep*

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Male 8,302
OMG THANK YOU IAB, your advice is always the best and always so timely! Why just this morning I said to the Missus, "I`ve been charged by wild elephants 3 times so far this week on the way to the Office, I wish there was some advice somewhere on how to survive them..." Honestly, if I wasn`t constantly being reincarnated every time, this would be a real major drag. Thanks again IAB.
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Male 11,740
I know the answer to this, take away her credit card!

*rimshot* Thank you, I`ll be here all week.

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Male 118
Thanks, I`ll try that the next time a 400lb. fat man charges to cut in front of me at Burger King.
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Male 1,496
The day IAB gives me advice...
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Male 205
How to stop a charging elephant?
Don`t give him your credit card

Sorry, it had to be done

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Female 4,225
V Agreed gandhi, that was a nice roar.

Why`d we need a monstrous roar now?

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Male 4,867
good to know

now im gonna go test out at the zoo

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Male 6
Useful information for me with all the wild elephants in my town.
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Male 2,028
I like how he sounds when was "roaring". Too bad mankind hadn`t evolved a sort of monstroud roar that could scare away all living things within a half-mile radius. That would be cool...
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Female 110
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