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64 Responses to How To Roll The Cross Joint From Pineapple Express

  1. Profile photo of bigben195
    bigben195 Male 30-39
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    September 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Link: How To Roll The Cross Joint From Pineapple Express - Learn how to roll the three ended joint like in Pineapple Express. Probably NSFW - 18+ please.
  2. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    this isnt the good cross joint. this one is for amatures, ill post a link of a better vid
  3. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Ahahahaha thats awesome.
  4. Profile photo of 11Volcom11
    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-5bGvi8F...

    this is how to roll a real cross joint

  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    I think seeing the movie would help it make more sense to me...

    But I`ve never actually seen someone roll a joint before.

    Looks... tedious. o-o

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    KnightRockr Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Nice effort.... but its not the cross joint from the movie...
  7. Profile photo of Doublees
    Doublees Male 30-39
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    "One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus...."
  8. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    > opiebreath
    > Looks... tedious

    Yes, exactly... and it was speeded up a hullva lot. That`s why bongs were invented! Who can go 4-5 mins between hits while you roll another one!?

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    d_katman Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    :/ pretty lame
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    And are they usually that long!?
  11. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Ugh...They just ruined a perfectly good joint by adding tobacco =/
  12. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    opie, thats what she said.

    and tobacco is really bad for you guys.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    Seems like way too much effort.

    And Atheist, can we agree that Christianity at least brought 1 good thing?

  14. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    I don`t roll joints any more, but I was pretty good back in the day, and this just doesn`t seem worth it. Although it was designed by that famous architect...
  15. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    wow lol. its like a dratin art project. i would like, hang it up on my wall and never smoke it. lawl. :D
  16. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    That`s an awful lot of work just to get high and you would look like an idiot smoking that thing. Just stick with Phillies.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    Damnit, Kenny...

    I always walk into those.

    D:

  18. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    I find joints to be a highley ineffeciant way to get high. (not that i would now)
  19. Profile photo of Layzale
    Layzale Male 13-17
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    September 11, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    why would you put the cigarette tobacco into the pot? stick to the bong... not that i would know?
  20. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 11, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    bongs are much more efficient.
  21. Profile photo of Rat5Rule
    Rat5Rule Female 13-17
    930 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    :D Only ever seen that done once before, and *wow* what an impressive way for a jackass to show they have an ounce of tallent. :P

    That said, i do want to watch the film *reeeeally badly* even though i hate that kind of lifestyle.

  22. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    One thing.

    That a lot of drating bunky to put in with your weed.

  23. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Interesting. This guy seems to look like he knows what he`s doing but...why add tobacco?
    I don`t do any kind of drugs, so to anyone who does smoke marijuana here, does tobacco do anything interesting like change the taste?
  24. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    I just couldn`t help thinking that he ruined that pot with that tobacco.

    But yeah. Bongs are a lot less work. Pipes even less.

  25. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    "Learn how to roll the three ended joint like in Pineapple Express."

    Thanks, once I build a time machine and go back to high school, this info will REALLY come in handy!

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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    September 11, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    what a load of fuss , just for a blim
  27. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 12:00 am
    still workin on seein tha movie!
  28. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 12:22 am
    That thing looked nothing like the one on Pineapple Express
  29. Profile photo of GijsL
    GijsL Male 13-17
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    September 12, 2008 at 4:32 am
    It`s normal in Netherlands to mix pot with tobacco.
  30. Profile photo of ItsRobin
    ItsRobin Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2008 at 5:20 am
    Holland represent~! Wish I could roll like this guy.
  31. Profile photo of MCA
    MCA Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2008 at 5:24 am
    stupid...
  32. Profile photo of gornyhuy
    gornyhuy Male 30-39
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    September 12, 2008 at 6:02 am
    what a waste of good weed.
  33. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
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    September 12, 2008 at 6:20 am
    glad i don`t smoke weed
  34. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    September 12, 2008 at 6:31 am
    I had a great comment but I forgot it. Are you guys starving or is it just me?
  35. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2008 at 6:50 am
    Its normal to put tobacco in joints in Europe, like GijsL said... I think it`s because it burns better, makes it more mild... Americans are heavy smokers, down in the Balcans we like it slow n tipsy, plus a lot of beer. Perfect!
  36. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 7:08 am
    well,I guess bongs are better,if you enjoy the weed.But most people here smoke it with tobacco because they smoke tabacco anyways. The whole cross thing seems like alot of work for the one goal..to get baked..
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 8:25 am
    what a waste. shame.
  38. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2008 at 8:31 am
    Tobacco is also synergistic in a way, because it acts on similar or the same receptors as marijuana, so it creates a different high--especially in a blunt (my preferred way of smoking it).
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    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 9:41 am
    im sorry but that just looks gay.
  40. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 9:44 am
    pretty sweet but you could just make a fatty
  41. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 11:27 am
    Putting tobacco in you weed is sacrilege.
  42. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Wow that was really lame. And i guessing the Tobacco is just for filler otherwise you would need alot of weed to make it. I would just use shwag instead. I was really exited to wtch this but it was not the one from the movie so lame!
  43. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    This fails on three levels. First that doesn`t look at all like the one from the movie. Second, whats the deal with using regular paper to hold the damn thing together? Third, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MIX TOBACCO AND WEED?? It hurt to watch that clip.
  44. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    All you guys are asking why he put tobacco in the joint, the main reason why lots of people do it is to make it burn better. Ive smoked one with tobacco in it and you dont really taste it, and it doesnt really change the high, IMO a waste of a cigarette, because I find it smokes the same either way.
    bongs are much more efficient.
    Haha! Fancylad I wouldnt have expected your input on this subject!
  45. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    That was actually a pretty interesting, albeit, ghetto, way of smokin some ganj.
  46. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    lol

    "The Pinnacle of the vortex of joint technology. This is what your grandchildren will be smoking."

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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    nice
  48. Profile photo of Kumquat
    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Hooray. Drugs.

    Psh. I don`t need a god damn plant to entertain me.

  49. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    Off, that`s pretty lame. You haven`t rolled a joint until you`ve rolle one of these
  50. Profile photo of 26334833
    26334833 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    I wonder if that thing can ward off vampires?
  51. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 13, 2008 at 6:30 am
    It`s too big. :(
  52. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2008 at 6:35 am
    that movie was epic
  53. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    September 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    Yay, sacrilage! Because that`s the only knid of cross I like...
  54. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    theres way easier ways..../quicker
  55. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2008 at 11:53 am
    He must be broke, using tobacco to fill up the joints.
  56. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    it`s like a pothead blue peter, "and here`s one i made earlier"
  57. Profile photo of civiellotori
    civiellotori Female 18-29
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    December 10, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    wow AndroidMetro you must be retarded. what hes rolling is called a spliff. or some people call it a split. Its actually a really good way to roll a joint. you still get pretty baked but you can use less weed. plus the tobacco makes it hit smoother.

    so no. he`s probably not broke. he just knows how to roll a hella good spliff.

  58. Profile photo of KITTYYYYYYYY
    KITTYYYYYYYY Male 13-17
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    December 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    ya wow your dumb android
  59. Profile photo of chaar08
    chaar08 Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    I hate spliffs
  60. Profile photo of golite
    golite Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    hey man, what`s the name of the song???
  61. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    This vid really pissed me off...I dont care if does make it hit smoother, that is so awful what he did to those joints...Im outraged...

    And another thing, that is sooo not croos joint in Pineapple Express. Not at all...Im very dissapointed....

  62. Profile photo of Juggalo314
    Juggalo314 Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2009 at 10:42 am
    That is def not a cross joint!!!! that is a piece of poo joint
  63. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
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    August 24, 2009 at 12:35 am
    defenently not at all like pinapple express. and adding tobbacco to a joint? thats just plain wrong. takes out the " all natural" factor.
  64. Profile photo of r4jd
    r4jd Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 19, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    That blows.
    Check out my real cross joint tutorial.
    youtube.com/r4jd

    -Sex, Drugs, & Rock

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