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72 Responses to Hippies Cry for Dead Trees

  1. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    Oh my gosh.
    Shut up.

    Seriously, stop crying and do something to save more trees.

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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    ummm this is kinda extreme
  3. Profile photo of CrepesOWrath
    CrepesOWrath Male 18-29
    124 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    We taught a lion to eat tofu.
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    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    What do these fools wipe their asses with? I like trees just as much as the next guy, but get real! Why not try to do something useful? Flippin` tree hugging yogurt slurping, granola throwing, tofu eating, patchouli selling stinking hippies!
  5. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    Wow......uuuuuuuuh, riiiiiiiiiiight
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    Save a tree: wipe your arse on a squirrel.
  7. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    I wonder how many of them have hard wood floors, or wooden furniture. Heck, even their rolling papers are made from wood.
  8. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    I am going to find that hippie and hire her to attend my funeral.
  9. Profile photo of JonnyBadass
    JonnyBadass Male 13-17
    39 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    ehh what did trees ever do for me?
  10. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    I submitted this 2 weeks ago, but I guess I`m not surprised that none of my stuff is accepted anymore lol.

    Anyway, these people should all move to their own island. Come back in a year and they`ll all be naked, farming pot and making tofu. Damn I hate hippies.

  11. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    The way the girl was screaming at the end made me turn down my speakers...

    They do realize that the trees can`t hear them right?

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    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    I do believe trees are full of life, but come on lady, no matter how loud you cry, they can`t hear you.
  13. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    I was waiting for the crazed lumberjack to come in.
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    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    fudgeering tree huggers get a life,
    you`re annoying the trees...
    they cant hear us talk to them any more becaus of you talking them off!
    HOW DARE YOU TALK THEIR EARS OFF!!! I WANT TO TALK TO A TREE!!!!

    you should go to jail

  15. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Thats why hippies need to be hunted down and wiped out.
  16. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    Uh... what`s the point of crying for dead trees? Honestly.. i`m asking a legitimate question here... They trees don`t hear it, they don`t see it, they don`t have a consciousness so they literally don`t know or can even comprehend / make out what is happening. They`re oblivious to it.
    So we`re cutting down trees. Instead of sitting in the middle of a forest smoking dope and crying... how about actually doing something?

    ------jenneh
    Female, 13-17, Southern US
    263 Posts Tuesday, September 09, 2008 1:54:34 PM
    I was waiting for the crazed lumberjack to come in.
    -----

    LOL you have become my Hero for the day for that- That would have made the video priceless for all time.

  17. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    they can cry all they want, as long as its somewhere deep in the forest and not on the streets...hopefully they will get lost in there
  18. Profile photo of BloodyHippie
    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
    147 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    The only good hippie is a dead hippie. They should all be ground into compost. That way their remains will feed the trees they love so much and there will be no more hippies. Win. Win.
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    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    This is why most of the women there were alone.


    Their too clingy.


    HA.

  20. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    Ahah, Eichenkatze, someone should make a parody and include the crazed lumberjack. That`d be the best thing ever. xD
  21. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    "Uh... what`s the point of crying for dead trees? Honestly.. i`m asking a legitimate question here... They trees don`t hear it, they don`t see it, they don`t have a consciousness so they literally don`t know or can even comprehend / make out what is happening. They`re oblivious to it."

    Not to be cold and crass, but neither can people who have passed away. We morn, and cry, for ourselves. Funerals are not for the dead, but for the living.

    I know it`s WAY different, and I agree that crying over an old growth tree like this points to a need for some medication or something, but, we cry for the loss we feel, not for the thing we`ve lost. The lost thing never knows about our feelings.

  22. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    "I want you to know that treeeeees"

    morons.

  23. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    I think they`re doing it to make themselves feel better. I mean, my kids have a connection to the earth and such, but the only time my oldest ever cried about a tree was when the one that "protected" her bedroom window got cut down. She loved that tree, and there was no reason for it to go. It was healthy, they left the dying ones to clutter up the park area.
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    The most beautiful things about trees is what you can make out of them once they are cut down.

    2 words, Renewable resource.

  25. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    >_> ... <_< ... it makes me so uncomfortable watching grown ass people cry over stuff like this... *slowly walks away* O__o
  26. Profile photo of thesandwich
    thesandwich Male 18-29
    150 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    i feel like i need to weep (and then AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) with no warning, if she is going to do that warn me, i`m just tuning it out then all of a sudden AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I`m going to assume these are the people who don`t know about tree farms, espically those used for paper. And I don`t want to sound mean, but i`m gonna. What is the bloody good of sitting there and crying about some trees? In case you didn`t know everything eventually dies. Yes you can cite to me funerals and all that. But these are trees, motionless, conciousless, plants that sit there and do me no good until I`m wiping with them. Truly these people can think of something more valuable to do with there time then this. I wish I had that free time to go travel and cry about something that never affected me. My goodness to have such free time, I could save the world with that free time.

  27. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    "bring me to this rock that has the most incredible life. That makes me feel alive." i want to drive up in a hummer h1 with black smoke coming out of it with chainsaws all around it and just go on a rampage. that would be epic. btw thanks for the spell check in the comments fancy (if u do control that i did just download google chrome which is what i`m using now and it might just be automatic)
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    davymid that was BRILLIANT. yes a guiness reference there.
  29. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    I once axed a tree in my parents backyard when I was 5. I must be a terrible person.

    =(

  30. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    lol @ reesesPieces

    Geez, if their crying over a dead tree in a forest, I`ve gotta wonder what their reaction was/is to the current ongoing genocide and conflict going on throughout Africa.

    I would hope it`s much louder.

  31. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    1. They`re all freaks...
    2. I agree with them (shocking huh o.O) on the point I think they were trying to make that why the hell do people shop up nature to build a place to worship God for all of the nature he made, surely worshipping outdoors would make more sense?
  32. Profile photo of InvertMini55
    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    i feel like going out and snapping some saplings
  33. Profile photo of mrowr
    mrowr Female 13-17
    44 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    goddammit.
    i live in north carolina.
  34. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Well hippies smoke alot of dope usually so, theyre killing plants
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    * Gets squirrel
  36. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    "Maybe if we cry enough, our magical tears can bring back the forest! Cry everybody, CRY!"
  37. Profile photo of Russman6543
    Russman6543 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    I`m all for protecting the environment, but Jesus. Was that woman in the beginning sreaming towards heaven so the trees could hear her? I really think she was.
  38. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    does a little tear run down ther face every time they smoke some pot? based on the tone of voice and a few other things most of those people were pot heads. they will make a circle around a tree stump and cry but they dont mind smoking a plant that was bred by humans to strengthen a trait in it then grown for the sole purpose of being smoked...
  39. Profile photo of Pepechooboo
    Pepechooboo Male 13-17
    60 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    im glad im not like them ^-^
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    samiam2281 Female 18-29
    105 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Firstly,
    thesandwich
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    59 Posts Tuesday, September 09, 2008 2:22:16 PM
    "these are trees, motionless, conciousless, plants that sit there and do me no good until I`m wiping with them."

    Umm... not to mention creating OXYGEN for you to breathe!

    Secondly, I think these people are a little strange and I really don`t think that crying in a forest over the loss of trees is particularly HELPFUL, but I am inspired by their PASSION for something, ANYTHING! We`ve become too apathetic, people!

  41. Profile photo of laddsta
    laddsta Male 18-29
    152 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:31 pm
    wtf yes trees i love u and dont want u to die

    of course

    again wtf

  42. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    I feel bad but I started laughing at the beginning of this video to the end.
  43. Profile photo of Trying73
    Trying73 Female 13-17
    101 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    Im Scared. =D.
    Oh well, some people get off in weird ways.
    HAhahahahahaha. I loved the screaming bit at the end.
  44. Profile photo of 12natalie
    12natalie Female 13-17
    83 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    If they cry enough, they`ll water the ground with their tears, saving the trees. So I say keep it up! You`ll get there, guys! Just never stop sobbing.
  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    > If they cry enough, they`ll water the ground with their tears, saving the trees

    Wrong, tears contain high levels of salt, which would kill the trees. :-P

  46. Profile photo of lacydeshae
    lacydeshae Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    ummm...no.
  47. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    It may not be productive, but there`s nothing wrong for crying over a dead tree.

    I find it quite sad how humans just cut trees down without a care in the world. Yes, we do indeed need paper and books, but we have to find a way to preserve these things too.

  48. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    ....no use crying over spilled milk, or cut trees.

    go plant some or something if youre that into it, at least its productive

  49. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    That was about the gayest thing ever. Trees are cool, but if ones cut down, plant another. restart the cycle and get on with life.
    ITS JUST A TREE.
  50. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    They`re as bad as fake Christians
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    ...I`m pretty sure that the trees don`t give a flying f*ck.
  52. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    this ... this has to be fake. there`s no way someone could get that worked up over a tree. right? RIGHT?
  53. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    September 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    i cry inside over hippies that don`t do anything but whine
  54. Profile photo of thedobkins
    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    had to watch this in a Hudson River School of art class I had. Everyone in that class feels the way we at i-a-b feel. These people are stupid.
  55. Profile photo of stevo3210
    stevo3210 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    tldw. that and my anger increased exponentially for every half of a second.
  56. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    "So I want you to know that TREEEEEES" haha I love it.
  57. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
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    September 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    I love the fact that they make comments about technology and industrialization, yes they are wearing mass-produced clothes.

    Hypocrites

  58. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    *yet
  59. Profile photo of Desert_Wolf
    Desert_Wolf Male 30-39
    54 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    They need to show this video once a year in every high school in America . People need to see this...
  60. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOL they are cute.
  61. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    September 9, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Jeeeeeezzzzuuuuss CHRISTtt! They should just sacrifice themselves to the dead trees.
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    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    Hypcorites is right, Deviros. I wonder if they know how much energy is used and how much polution is created to make the clothes on their backs.
  63. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    September 9, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    wtf...I just dont know what to say.
  64. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:01 am
    O.O.........What would you rather come across late at night? this? or michael jackson?
  65. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:01 am
    in the woods,

    sry for 2x post

  66. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 9:03 am
    Just plant more trees?
  67. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    OMG!! i cant stop laughing. i`m so mean, but its just too funny!

    TREEE!!! WE CARE!!!

  68. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE TREE!!!!
  69. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    I need to go do that..
    I think I`d feel better.
  70. Profile photo of hellavon
    hellavon Male 18-29
    111 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  71. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    September 10, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    BAHAHAHAHAH
    omg
    omg
    i`m crying
    hahahhaha
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    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    September 10, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    i dont even kno what to say to this.. but omfg..

    that is ridiculous.

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