Hippies Cry for Dead Trees

Submitted by: lovers007 8 years ago
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Forest conservation is important, but this is going a bit overboard, isn"t it?
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Female 299
i dont even kno what to say to this.. but omfg..

that is ridiculous.

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Female 2,220
BAHAHAHAHAH
omg
omg
i`m crying
hahahhaha
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Male 111
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Female 434
I need to go do that..
I think I`d feel better.
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Female 667
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE TREE!!!!
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Female 582
OMG!! i cant stop laughing. i`m so mean, but its just too funny!

TREEE!!! WE CARE!!!

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Male 4,680
Just plant more trees?
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Male 1,361
in the woods,

sry for 2x post

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Male 1,361
O.O.........What would you rather come across late at night? this? or michael jackson?
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Female 2,289
wtf...I just dont know what to say.
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Male 319
Hypcorites is right, Deviros. I wonder if they know how much energy is used and how much polution is created to make the clothes on their backs.
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Male 2,582
Jeeeeeezzzzuuuuss CHRISTtt! They should just sacrifice themselves to the dead trees.
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Male 2,553
LOLOLOLOLOL they are cute.
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Male 54
They need to show this video once a year in every high school in America [maybe the world with subtitles, of course]. People need to see this...
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Male 535
*yet
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Male 535
I love the fact that they make comments about technology and industrialization, yes they are wearing mass-produced clothes.

Hypocrites

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Female 360
"So I want you to know that TREEEEEES" haha I love it.
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Male 63
tldw. that and my anger increased exponentially for every half of a second.
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Male 239
had to watch this in a Hudson River School of art class I had. Everyone in that class feels the way we at i-a-b feel. These people are stupid.
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Male 1,835
i cry inside over hippies that don`t do anything but whine
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Male 891
this ... this has to be fake. there`s no way someone could get that worked up over a tree. right? RIGHT?
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Female 15,763
...I`m pretty sure that the trees don`t give a flying f*ck.
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Female 536
They`re as bad as fake Christians
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Female 198
That was about the gayest thing ever. Trees are cool, but if ones cut down, plant another. restart the cycle and get on with life.
ITS JUST A TREE.
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Male 776
....no use crying over spilled milk, or cut trees.

go plant some or something if youre that into it, at least its productive

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Female 602
It may not be productive, but there`s nothing wrong for crying over a dead tree.

I find it quite sad how humans just cut trees down without a care in the world. Yes, we do indeed need paper and books, but we have to find a way to preserve these things too.

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Female 111
ummm...no.
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Male 8,302
> If they cry enough, they`ll water the ground with their tears, saving the trees

Wrong, tears contain high levels of salt, which would kill the trees. :-P

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Female 83
If they cry enough, they`ll water the ground with their tears, saving the trees. So I say keep it up! You`ll get there, guys! Just never stop sobbing.
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Female 101
Im Scared. =D.
Oh well, some people get off in weird ways.
HAhahahahahaha. I loved the screaming bit at the end.
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Male 152
wtf yes trees i love u and dont want u to die

of course

again wtf

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Female 105
Firstly,
thesandwich
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
59 Posts Tuesday, September 09, 2008 2:22:16 PM
"these are trees, motionless, conciousless, plants that sit there and do me no good until I`m wiping with them."

Umm... not to mention creating OXYGEN for you to breathe!

Secondly, I think these people are a little strange and I really don`t think that crying in a forest over the loss of trees is particularly HELPFUL, but I am inspired by their PASSION for something, ANYTHING! We`ve become too apathetic, people!

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Male 60
im glad im not like them ^-^
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Male 1,142
does a little tear run down ther face every time they smoke some pot? based on the tone of voice and a few other things most of those people were pot heads. they will make a circle around a tree stump and cry but they dont mind smoking a plant that was bred by humans to strengthen a trait in it then grown for the sole purpose of being smoked...
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Male 24
I`m all for protecting the environment, but Jesus. Was that woman in the beginning sreaming towards heaven so the trees could hear her? I really think she was.
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Male 197
"Maybe if we cry enough, our magical tears can bring back the forest! Cry everybody, CRY!"
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Male 7,933
* Gets squirrel
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Male 788
Well hippies smoke alot of dope usually so, theyre killing plants
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Female 44
goddammit.
i live in north carolina.
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Male 70
i feel like going out and snapping some saplings
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Male 1,266
1. They`re all freaks...
2. I agree with them (shocking huh o.O) on the point I think they were trying to make that why the hell do people shop up nature to build a place to worship God for all of the nature he made, surely worshipping outdoors would make more sense?
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Male 2,076
lol @ reesesPieces

Geez, if their crying over a dead tree in a forest, I`ve gotta wonder what their reaction was/is to the current ongoing genocide and conflict going on throughout Africa.

I would hope it`s much louder.

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Male 2,172
I once axed a tree in my parents backyard when I was 5. I must be a terrible person.

=(

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Male 1,089
davymid that was BRILLIANT. yes a guiness reference there.
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Male 1,089
"bring me to this rock that has the most incredible life. That makes me feel alive." i want to drive up in a hummer h1 with black smoke coming out of it with chainsaws all around it and just go on a rampage. that would be epic. btw thanks for the spell check in the comments fancy (if u do control that i did just download google chrome which is what i`m using now and it might just be automatic)
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Male 150
i feel like i need to weep (and then AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) with no warning, if she is going to do that warn me, i`m just tuning it out then all of a sudden AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I`m going to assume these are the people who don`t know about tree farms, espically those used for paper. And I don`t want to sound mean, but i`m gonna. What is the bloody good of sitting there and crying about some trees? In case you didn`t know everything eventually dies. Yes you can cite to me funerals and all that. But these are trees, motionless, conciousless, plants that sit there and do me no good until I`m wiping with them. Truly these people can think of something more valuable to do with there time then this. I wish I had that free time to go travel and cry about something that never affected me. My goodness to have such free time, I could save the world with that free time.

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Female 1,690
>_> ... <_< ... it makes me so uncomfortable watching grown ass people cry over stuff like this... *slowly walks away* O__o
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Male 17,512
The most beautiful things about trees is what you can make out of them once they are cut down.

2 words, Renewable resource.

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Female 340
I think they`re doing it to make themselves feel better. I mean, my kids have a connection to the earth and such, but the only time my oldest ever cried about a tree was when the one that "protected" her bedroom window got cut down. She loved that tree, and there was no reason for it to go. It was healthy, they left the dying ones to clutter up the park area.
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Male 5,620
"I want you to know that treeeeees"

morons.

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Male 3,314
"Uh... what`s the point of crying for dead trees? Honestly.. i`m asking a legitimate question here... They trees don`t hear it, they don`t see it, they don`t have a consciousness so they literally don`t know or can even comprehend / make out what is happening. They`re oblivious to it."

Not to be cold and crass, but neither can people who have passed away. We morn, and cry, for ourselves. Funerals are not for the dead, but for the living.

I know it`s WAY different, and I agree that crying over an old growth tree like this points to a need for some medication or something, but, we cry for the loss we feel, not for the thing we`ve lost. The lost thing never knows about our feelings.

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Female 460
Ahah, Eichenkatze, someone should make a parody and include the crazed lumberjack. That`d be the best thing ever. xD
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Female 178
This is why most of the women there were alone.


Their too clingy.


HA.

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Male 147
The only good hippie is a dead hippie. They should all be ground into compost. That way their remains will feed the trees they love so much and there will be no more hippies. Win. Win.
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Male 761
they can cry all they want, as long as its somewhere deep in the forest and not on the streets...hopefully they will get lost in there
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Male 778
Uh... what`s the point of crying for dead trees? Honestly.. i`m asking a legitimate question here... They trees don`t hear it, they don`t see it, they don`t have a consciousness so they literally don`t know or can even comprehend / make out what is happening. They`re oblivious to it.
So we`re cutting down trees. Instead of sitting in the middle of a forest smoking dope and crying... how about actually doing something?

------jenneh
Female, 13-17, Southern US
263 Posts Tuesday, September 09, 2008 1:54:34 PM
I was waiting for the crazed lumberjack to come in.
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LOL you have become my Hero for the day for that- That would have made the video priceless for all time.

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Male 156
Thats why hippies need to be hunted down and wiped out.
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Female 289
fudgeering tree huggers get a life,
you`re annoying the trees...
they cant hear us talk to them any more becaus of you talking them off!
HOW DARE YOU TALK THEIR EARS OFF!!! I WANT TO TALK TO A TREE!!!!

you should go to jail

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Female 460
I was waiting for the crazed lumberjack to come in.
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Male 159
I do believe trees are full of life, but come on lady, no matter how loud you cry, they can`t hear you.
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Female 917
The way the girl was screaming at the end made me turn down my speakers...

They do realize that the trees can`t hear them right?

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Male 756
I submitted this 2 weeks ago, but I guess I`m not surprised that none of my stuff is accepted anymore lol.

Anyway, these people should all move to their own island. Come back in a year and they`ll all be naked, farming pot and making tofu. Damn I hate hippies.

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Male 39
ehh what did trees ever do for me?
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Female 4,039
I am going to find that hippie and hire her to attend my funeral.
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Male 187
I wonder how many of them have hard wood floors, or wooden furniture. Heck, even their rolling papers are made from wood.
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Male 12,138
Save a tree: wipe your arse on a squirrel.
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Female 434
Wow......uuuuuuuuh, riiiiiiiiiiight
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Male 251
What do these fools wipe their asses with? I like trees just as much as the next guy, but get real! Why not try to do something useful? Flippin` tree hugging yogurt slurping, granola throwing, tofu eating, patchouli selling stinking hippies!
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Male 124
We taught a lion to eat tofu.
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Female 331
Oh my gosh.
Shut up.

Seriously, stop crying and do something to save more trees.

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Female 527
ummm this is kinda extreme
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